/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3096 - real argie is sleeping edition

Detected: 1,614,405 (+2,138) ► Died: 96,789 (+74) ► Day: 92

— 4.5 billion people under lockdown —
— 214 countries and territories infected —
— 5.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,207 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
The Lancet warns about incoming "second wave"
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More Somalis are dying in Sweden than any other group
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Blacks are 30% in Chicago but 72% of the deaths
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Blacks are 32% in Louisiana but 70% of the deaths
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Boris Johnson out of intensive care
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>INFO
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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"Recovered" men show half the normal levels of testosterone
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>REMINDER
UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
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"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LATEST
07:11: 311 new cases and 12 new deaths in Ukraine
06:34: 210 new cases and 11 new deaths in Hungary
06:04: 50 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand
05:58: 361 new cases in Germany
04:38: First case in Yemen
19:23: 1,158 new cases and 117 new deaths in Michigan

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3st

First and roll for end of the world

Also fuck Gary

>Dead: 96,892
lol, still only 96,892.
How many days has it been stuck at 96,892? Four days? Five days?

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I think I'm going to puke

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So...nothingburger?

oh shit

Based.

Betting on TEOTWAWKI (end of the clown world) but not an ELE nor the complete collapse of civilization.

Gals and guys how come: I do not know the length of time it takes for an ,, asymptomatic '' corona-virus case to be no longer infectious?


I tried googling it , but gave up looking after 3 seconds because there was no direct answer. This information is probably in the pastebin /cvg/ text file.

Oh, I didn't know that , but here I quoted says ,, It's up to 36 days. '' (No.252815674, ). Yes, you are right that once infected the virus actively resides / hosts inside your body. ( The comment of this thread has a line written — which I always read — that covid-19 lives in one's gut indefinitely. )


That is so weird; like, what does the fact that someone is ,, asymptomatic '' / ,, experiencing no symptoms '' , but chilling at the same time. Immune system was able to deal with it maybe?


[Note:] * ,, Tripfag '' Gary 's posts are straight up so redundant and repetitive.

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What's going on in waffleland?

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Still repping team nothingburger. These hacks on TV blew their load bad and they know it. A month ago the sky was falling, 2 million Americans were going to die. Last week, they’re saying 200,000. They’re walking their numbers back because they know how wrong they are. They sensationalized this whole thing from jump street for political and media gains. This will end up killing less Americans than drug overdoses and car accidents, among other things.

Nothingburger.

The greatest happening since Dutroux.

Gary has incredible mental flexibility, he can be flabbergasted at anything

You should volunteer for the vaccine experiments its literally free money! It's a nothingburgrer. Nothing bad can happen to you. Haha.

Eye is closely linked to the brains. This could easily develop into Encephalitis.

I know all about the ACE2 receptor phenomena with this virus. It's actually much worse than you think.
preprints.org/manuscript/202002.0407/v3/download
When the virus binds to ACE2 receptors, it mimics the normal function of Ang II, which ACE2 receptors are supposed to down-regulate. This leaves excess circulating Ang II in the tissues, which creates a whole lot of fucking inflammation, enough to basically destroy a lung. The autoimmune reactions are huge. Your own inflammatory response does more to attack the tissues than the virus does.
With ADE, normally, like in Dengue, you have to get two different strains for the second one to fuck you, because the incomplete antibody response due to the faulty memory B cell antigen experience means that the virions are carted off to the Fc receptors where they start to infect your immune system, and then the Dengue fucks you to death. If SARS-CoV-2 can do this with the same strain and the same infection, that's really, really, incredibly fucked, because it means immunity is difficult or even impossible to develop. I've heard that they've cured some people with serum antibodies, so it's possible that at least some people have good antibody responses. I've also heard of people relapsing with the disease, which is not encouraging at all.
I've been trying to tell people for fucking weeks, this thing can have serious neurological consequences. SARS-CoV-2 can attack the medulla of the brain stem and the blood vessels of the brain. It can cause viral encephalitis and make people to collapse to the ground with abnormal posturing like drowning victims.
When they tested SARS-CoV on hACE2 transgenic mice with human ACE2 receptors in their cells, they found it could enter the olfactory bulb and pass through the cribriform plate, just like naegleria fowleri amoeba, and from there, it could enter the brain and brain stem. Lights out.

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OH, NO THE BLACKS ARE DYING HOW WILL LIBERALS SAVE THERE PETS?

HOW WILL THIS COUNTRY MAKE IT WITH LESS BLACK PEOPLE.

I COULD NOT IMAGINE A WORSE FAITH THAN NOT SEEING MORE BLACKS WALKING AROUND

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE

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Im a mechanical contractor retard I don’t need to give my blood to doctors in exchange for money.

Pic related kills the happening tards. It doesn't even take into account the vast majority of cases that go unconfirmed because they never develop into a serious enough condition to warrant testing. The actual death rate is orders of magnitude lower than the flu for anyone under 70.

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Niggas got jobs and gotta work. Stop hating. I ain't scared of the goddamn Chink flu. One time i went on a 2 week long fap bender on meth. By the end of it my unit was swollen up elephant man style. Black and blue. I probably lost 30 lbs in that time. Bet your ass i went to work immediately after, smelling like lube and battery acid and all. Shook hands with ALL my coworkers. Coronavirus aint shit pussies

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death

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NOW FOR REAL UNLIKE YESTERDAY

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Top kek

hah
aha aha hah What the hah aha fuck dude. aha hah aha hah hah But, like, you would rather not get it though right?

More than 60k americans will die before the 10th of may, screencap this

>ITALIAN

So this thing only kills niggers and we locked down our fucking country for this?

What a fucking waste.

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I was betting that we weren’t going to get to 100000 deaths until Tuesday next week. Seems like it will happen in the next 24 hours.
This isolation shit is starting to worry me as it’ll slow the rate of the happening.
One can only hope it rips into the communities where isolation is harder to achieve like the homeless, niggers and counties like India, Asian nations and Africa. Let’s hope the death toll grows for a long while yet..

You are a low level plebe? Sounds like you need the money then. Its an easy $3000 with literally zero risk, sounds like a heck of a deal

If 65 or 70 thousands Americans die from this, it will pale in comparison to the harm we’ve done to our own society. Small businesses are going to recede across the board. That leaves room for corporate takeovers and acquisitions of property and assets. This would be funded by all the money our govt just printed and used to bail out corporate America for the second time this century.

So basically it's like windows 10 it gets so bloated with useless crap you have to reformat and switch to linux

In your worst flu season 60k people died and that was during 4 months, right now 60k will die during heavy social distancing in 1/4 of the time

and coffee filters

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The corona-virus curve is flattening just like the amount of replies hitting update gives. A key example of this is ,, Tripfag '' Gary not hitting first reply on /cvg/ threads anymore. Fool probably bored of his propaganda. People are burnt over this whole thing already. Second wave of infection is going to be perfect example of the rubber-band effect when lagging. What about the ,, n'th ''wave infection. Cleanliness and realness about to be the new trading currency value.

I say Trump you say "Virus"

Trump

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Do you not understand that the reason the numbers are as low as they are is bc of the restrictions that have been implemented? Do you think the numbers would've stayed that low if we hadn't shut the economy down? You absolute retard.

Jew

clearly he's retarded, possibly a spic.
Don't talk to him

When the lockdown ends, I'll probably be deeply ashamed by everything I've drawn during it.

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Wear your masks or end up like me, boys

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Complacency when?

Let it all burn in hell, forever.

You forgot your meme flag.

Give me gifs of coronachan so I can tweet them at tedros.

no, no, you're supposed to say "Virus".

Trump

Parasite.

Who is Healthchan in pink?

hmm.. Trump - Parasite
That works too, although you aren't very good at following basic instructions.

They decided to just let everybody die.

All they do is give you an aspirin and tell you to get better before putting you on a vent if you you don’t. (And if there’s any O2 available)

Thanks. I stopped allowing myself to be programmed by the electric Jew years ago.

Russians are rare these days
Wonder why?

They are generous with statistics Though. If you are 70 and have a heart attack or stroke and test positive for corona it counts as a death.

>Wapner brought up the question of the bailouts for main street and corporate America that the Trump Administration has packaged as part of its $2.2 trillion plan. Palihapitiya raised an issue with the program, arguing that the administration would be using taxpayer money to prop up "zombie companies."
>Then Wapner asked: "Are you arguing to let airlines fail?
>Palihapitiya, who was speaking on the phone, responded with a very assertive "Yes."

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Ebola-chan. Also known as THE FLAT FAILURE,

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Is there an update of that evolving coronachan pic?

Its a fake virus

F

Thanks for the info.

>youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48
thanks china you lying shitlicking soulless communist bastards

どうぞ

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Same with the flu or any other disease.

You're welcome

don't bully ebola-chan, she did her best

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Fake hospitals

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the level of fucking retard you bring is fucking incredible. I fucking hate people. 99% are dribbling retards. Who in the end should give a fuck if the likes of you or your family die? You are fucking useless noise. Enjoy your second wave winter and food shortage shitbreath and when you die, remember its all just fake

Fake virus

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>Its a fake virus
Are these Chinese shills?

Fake tests

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Hospitals lying

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great let more fake ccp-personal and communists fake die then

OK they are Chinese shills, out hunting for useful retards. Yet another reason to nuke china as if another reason was even necessary