/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3096

fake gary thread fuck you mods

>Belgium +496 deaths

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I would fuck her

GERMANY WANTS TO NORMALIZE EVERYTHING STARTING FROM THIS WEEK
AFTER THE NEXT WEEK CHILDREN RETURN TO SCHOOLS

AFTER THE NEXT WEEK CHILDREN RETURN TO SCHOOLS

AFTER THE NEXT WEEK CHILDREN RETURN TO SCHOOLS

AFTER THE NEXT WEEK CHILDREN RETURN TO SCHOOLS

AFTER THE NEXT WEEK CHILDREN RETURN TO SCHOOLS

AFTER THE NEXT WEEK CHILDREN RETURN TO SCHOOLS

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are they serious ? do they want to die ?

Chinks are getting the propaganda out.

up to what grade?

Listen here, Jack. I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. I ain't scared of the goddamn chunk flu. Let me repeat myself. I ain't scared of the goddamn chink flu. Back in my day i went on a 2 week long fap bender on meth. OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Him and I did meth and understood the basic principles of why niggers gotta work. By the end of it my unit was swollen up elephant man style. Blacker than Cornflake Jackson and more blue than the skies of Arkansas. Ol' Cornflake and I probably lost 30 lbs in that time. Bet your ass him went to work immediately, smelling like lube and battery acid and all. And if Cornflake Jackson says a good ol' meth fap bender, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth. Coronavirus aint shit nigger.

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Looks like the mass migration from African to Europe is off the menu. Covid-19 will wipe out all the shitskins by year end.

When I say Trump you say "Virus"

Trump

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I'm getting the feeling that everything is slowly returning back to normal. Cases are down everywhere and only US UK Spain and Italy are still going up, but even these countries will hit the peak next month and it's down hill from there.

Looks like Corona wasn't nearly as world ending as it was hyped up to be, how disappointing.

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Do they believe their own bogus stats? Wtf

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Damn bros... he seems really angry

I have only one word: my position and that of the Government on #EMS it has never changed and will never change. Later in the press conference I will update you on this and other important issues concerning our country. See you later.

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Yup by the next week everything will be fine

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Can I get a source on the 3000+ strains sequenced?

she might get another power surge.
youtube.com/watch?v=1V5qvSv8hkM

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Unless there's a ton of undiagnosed cases out there, then this shit is just starting and it's not going to stop at all.

/herd/ squad, report in!

sauce?

i've heard they want to make the restrictions rather longer than stop them

Hans, I think you're mixing up your country with Denmark

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It was fun while it lasted

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foxnews.com/world/china-calls-taiwans-criticism-against-who-venomous

CCP chinks are seething. Based Taiwan.

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CCP STOLE EQUIPMENT AND MASKS FROM NEW ZEALAND
>CCP STOLE EQUIPMENT AND MASKS FROM NEW ZEALAND

stuff.co.nz/business/120927408/new-zealanders-caught-short-after-masks-sent-to-china

>CCP STOLE EQUIPMENT AND MASKS FROM NEW ZEALAND
CCP STOLE EQUIPMENT AND MASKS FROM NEW ZEALAND

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What's wrong with northern Europe?

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RIP kraut.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8207549/Remote-Amazon-tribe-records-coronavirus-case.html

IT IS OVER

Are you even surprised at this point?

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No cases up almost everywhere

New York is Iran tier

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yup that's what i'm saying for days now

when the restrictions will be over within the next weeks, it will most likely explode in new cases within the next months because the virus doesn't have to travel by humans, because it is already everywhere and then the R0 will go up because people will stop caring about the virus "well no restrictions, so everythings back to normal"

it is most likely, that lombardi/wuhan/NYC will be literally EVERYWHERE.

at least in case the virus isn't heatresistent (i guess not, because it's also spreading in warmer regions)

It's collecting more sources toe enforce about NEVER FUCKING TRUST THE CHINKS.

Germany just reported record numbers
CIA want Germany to go down before USA badly, you need to shoot Merkel, fast.

Northern Europeans have to have 'hope porn', otherwise our fragile minds will break.

They'll open the schools to relieve the parents of the burden of having children in this childless country.

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>Detected: 1,605,790 (+2,138)
only 2k new cases in the whole world? This shit is finally stopping or what?

The danish Red Cross is seeing a 15% increase of kids calling for help with respect to domestic abuse since lockdown started

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Is any country besides China already lifting restrictions?

>More Somalis are dying in Sweden than any other group
>archive.is/OTrl9
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>Blacks are 30% in Chicago but 72% of the deaths
>archive.is/VadRa
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>Blacks are 32% in Louisiana but 70% of the deaths
>archive.is/94c5e
>virus designed to kill dead weight old people and niggers
based ccp

Yeah

It's too contagious and long lasting, so you just need a dozen or so coming out of lockdown/restrictions with it and it'll start all over again.

holy baste

1981 (+495) cases
169 (+30) recoveries
19 (+3) deaths

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i guess that's because it's early... usually here in europe evening the days cases are shown and way higher that mornings numbers

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Now imagine what happens when you open it all back up again

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We next week. And Austria too.
But it's gradual, work related; certain shops will now be open, if all health factors are considered. Social distancing will remain, public life will remain closed until next evaluation.

But user, your president wants to play hockey.

>US UK Spain and Italy are still going up
not really

It's since the last thread you fucking retard.

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Have Normies realized the virus kills red blood cells ability to carry oxygen and co2 yet?

World 100,000 coronavirus deaths tomorrow
USA (at current rate of increase) 100,000 deaths by about 22 April.

mods deleted wrong thread

yeah, and it's rather likely a dozen each big city than each whole country.
there are just waaay to many undetected (asymptomatic and mild) cases.
the amount of asymptomatic cases is said to be around 10% but it might be (way) higher.

that shit will explode if the restrictions are stopped too early

It'll be interesting to see how it evolves. I'm still wondering if I'll be able to go study in the UK next year, I should be leaving in September. Any Bong who can say something about universities reopening?

Yes really. Italy and Spain are stagnating with new patients (meaning numbers aren't getting down), US is going up and nowhere near flattening the curve.

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You're not going anywhere this year.

Please respond to .

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Zoonotic aswell it’s probably found an animal population to hide in already

YES

a virus? i don't see anything.
can you tell me where the so called virus is?

yeah me neither

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Lads
It’s starting to happen in monkey land

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My dad sent me some masks from a supplier in China. The brand name for these masks is pretty coincidental.

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Good. I hope they all get sick and die.

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nothingburger still?

>Germany returns to normal on April 20
What did they mean by that?

>archive.is/G8ky2
hush - Gary protects

Bolsonaro btfo

IDK, my university is carefully optimistic about it. Saying I'll probably be able to go.

Burning innocent waffels you sick bastard!

That's acutally a good thing.
State needs money somehow since all business is closed now. Those fines sure will help.

Virus

the return of the 3rd Reich

Still think this virus is a nothing burger. We will all suffer more in the upcomming financial apocalypse though.

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Your mother wear army boots.

your people just can't keep his pants on at any kids sighting do they?

We are stagnant at 5-6k new patients a day with +500 deaths every day
And that's the lower estimate of deaths and me cases, some places don't count as Corona cases and deaths if they don't happen at a hospital
That's not good

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I had a good poop now I'm drinking coffee again

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CCP knows how to train their operatives well.
TRACK THEM
FIND THEM
SHOOT THEM!

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BASED

rare flag

Everyone’s optimistic most people I speak to seems to think things will be back to normal shortly it’s just because they don’t understand what’s happening this isn’t dying down anytime soon

Italy and Spain are most likely missing a heap and can't treat everyone, just like NYC. So, cases and deaths are no doubt both under-reported and they'll both be rising even if the official numbers aren't much different from day to day.

Ganja bro

Which warehouse was it?