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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RATINGS "THROUGH THE ROOF" EDITION
MAGA!
So when this happens will /ptg/ realize the greatness of the gretaness?
MAGA & nn frens
Cash money AWOO
She makes me puke
JEJ
Just another reason not to take those kikes serious.
>inigger
You're under arrest, phoneposting ledditgag niggerfag. Spread your asscheeks apart real slow.
Maybe when she finally goes through puberty at age 36.
They’ll give it to that dumb nigger at the WHO or Winnie the Chink.
she makes us all puke, fren
trumo makin it raiiiin son
Oh noes less people tweeting about it than died from the Kung flu.
>nominated for the fakest kike prize on the god forsaken planet.
I want to brag about this. It was about 5k USD at the time.
Who beats me? I put my money where my mouth was. Took the next day off and got drunk off of salt.
Fucking kek. I bet they will give it to his dumbass to spite Trump.
>MSM 2 weeks ago:
>DRUMPF IS TELLING PEOPLE TO EAT FISH CLEANER
>MSM now:
>DRUMPF IS TAKING MEDICATION AWAY FROM LUPUS PATIENTS
Donald trump should get the novel prize for being a peaceful president
There are some easy way to make some cash if you have connections.
Why the fuck do people like and eat that bland trash in that cart?
What are you babbling about leaf? 5k what?
This is bullshit of the highest degree. Trump has nothing to do with state-specific actions regarding burials. People are fucking braindead.
5 gum is not bland trash
>novel
Dammit, spic. One job. Checked anyways.
he's drunk but he is claiming a 6k payment for some advanced physics technology idea involving fusion or plasma or some shit.
Ah thought you’d notice the date. I won 6100 CAD betting on Trump to win. Most of it was during the primaries at 13:1. Also bet on some long shot states like Michigan at 10:1.
Why are people taking pictures of buying a bunch of junk food of no sustainable like they are proud of being unprepared and why is gum and water bottles a consideration in the event you believe there could be a shortage of goods?
Oh it gets even better. This was off some stupid whore’s Instagram about how they were:
>Ready for Coronavirus!
>We are stocked up and looking good in California!
This was like 45 days back? Notice all the food is literally going to rot in like 5 days.
anyone else suffering from trump rally withdrawal? i cant cope. i'm using heroin to fill the void.
>twitter.com
Media terrorists sent to GITMO when?
it's cool as fuck
like this article written about mcconnell yesterday (keep in mind it was trying to trash him)
>This is bullshit of the highest degree
Pretty sure that's Twitter's motto
>being this easily triggered
your thinly-concealed envy gives me energy, just like your currently furrowing brow.
Every day I believe in the holocoaster less and less.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Jews thinking this is a joke, but trump will end up laughing at them!!!
Really should be legal to kill you pedophile pieces of shit
I was about to say something horrible about you. But you’re alright leaf.
It's a potter's field. Clearly some people died alone or their family didn't want their virus filled corpse.
lel, i don't care to trace the origins of the image, but something tells me it was taken before the "hurry the fuck up and get to your local costco and fucking buy all the tp you can grab" panic rush
Dare I say, anuddah showa?
Not really more disappointed the primaries got fucked, no telling what retarded shit we missed from that.
de blasio even said "no this actually has nothing to do with the virus, we dig mass graves all the time"
because they do that for hobos apparently. you should see the pictures, they stack caskets 3 deep and 2 wide in giant rows like the foundation for a road or something
Whoa, whoa, cool it with the antiseptism
Daily press briefings are the methadone of Trump Rallies. They're only going to get you through the day.
Now is the time to start trying to pitch the fusion micro plant to whomever you have contacts with. We could literally have spaceships by the end of the next year.
>Under shower?
What’s under the shower? It’s late user. I don’t feel like breaking out the 20 lb sledge.
KEK, i was right
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>Yeah I'm an underage posting from an iphone using images from ifun what of it
SAD
How dare you user I never said I had any sort of inclination towards Gretachan, she is still 17 for about 385920 minutes
Regardless, weird and annoying. Only amerikans pay for bottled water like that and I'll never understand.
>Mitch stop they're already dead
>"We can go higher"
Sadly, the platform is on its last legs before Trump gives them a shoah.
Hobos aren't blimpf's fault though. It's still state.
>"...we dig mass grave all the time"
OOF
is mitch mcconell a game of thrones character now?
Hart Island in New York. They’ve been burning the poor and unclaimed there for 100 years apparently
Both of their shits are fucking TRASH holy shit. I swear to fucking god, how can you want socialized medicine when you see people eating fucking trash like that?
>they stack caskets 3 deep and 2 wide in giant rows like the foundation for a road or something
They have a high turnover rate of hobos each year,.
They take all the unwanted trash from all the other states that California didn't want.
(you) should check out this thread
the jews in the holocaust thought they were going into a room took take group showers. instead they were gassed and once all the jews died the wall opened up and a bulldozer pushed all the bodies into a huge pit that was on fire. this is all 100% true and real and happened exactly like I said.
so when jews say
>its anuddah shoah
they mean
>this is like the time in the holocaust a bunch of jews were gas showered.
I want to mock them for their choices, but there is HFCS in my tonic water to make the quinine palatable.
We must make more compromises to survive.
I hope you get skinned alive you cum guzzling faggot
They're doing exactly what they did during Katrina, where the Democrat state and local officials fucked up royally and blamed the Republican run feds for their mistakes.
Trump isn't calling the shots on a local level or even a state level, the feds only assist the state's efforts in a situation like this.
>but there is HFCS
Archer Daniels Midland did nothing wrong.
>can’t tell the difference between macOS, iOS, and iPadOS file naming conventions
>relying on availability heuristics
fucking kek do you always rely on shots in the dark?
I just did. This place is scraped and Lockheed Martin already has it. Just needed the right people to see it. Chinks are retarded and I don’t care if the Russians get it. They’re good drunks and don’t hate western civilization.
One call from the admin to Lockmart and they’ll put a boot in their ass to make it happen.
Unless you have a better idea? File a patent and fight with Lockheed Martin dragging in MS to pull their email logs or UBC?
He's a WH40K character who knows of the eightfold path.
It doesn't matter how the judges are confirmed, only that they are.
If you want to make quinine more palatable, just add gin
T. British colonialist soldier
What is HFCS?
>Katrina
Putting niggers in charge of anything, ever.
>Makes no denial of beeing offsite trash posting ifun junk from babie apple shit, almost certainly iniggerphone
S A D
No alcohol
No drugs
No cigarettes
Correct
High fructose corn syrup.
High Fructose Corn Syrup
you will notice it's the same root cause for their incessant bitching. they believe the government should do it, where it is whatever nebulous pitfall life has that the public is talking about. it's why they object to "trillions going to corporations" so they can pay their employees. they think it should be a check directly from the government to each individual person. same again with the masks. how dare you expect hospital administration staff actually order their own shit, the government is supposed to give it to them. brokering deals with companies instead of forcing them to make ppe? nah, the government should be doing it. every last little thing needs to be handled by "the government" at the end of the day to these people
ALL HAIL THE TURTLE KING!
no faggots
dumbs
or gays.
>sad twice
>can only repeat itself
>still not sure of itself
kek pwned
Does that help the quinine do stuff?
>ifun junk from babie apple shit
If it's wrong you would just deny it friendo
Are watermarks invisible to your average tard or what?
What does /ptg/ think of Richard Simmons?
It's sweet so it covers the awful taste of the quinine
Whatever faggot. I bet you kiss your girlfriend on the mouth.
Cvg is dead as fuck. What's going on in here?
No it's just starchy low grade suger substation.
Can’t be that bad
>if x then y checkmate z
>being this simple minded
>ignores using sad twice in a row
>still making shots in the dark
kek what a maroon
Who
Gay and dead.
Talking about how to drink quinine more easily.
Haha, now thats the kind of future I want to live in. Godspeed dude. Your idea was exactly what I was hoping to hear, remember, all us random kids on here got a crash course in psyops from the best in the business. Weve just had to use it in the dumbest way lmao.
Look, just give me a little wink and a nod and I'll let you off easy this time, leddit ibabie user. No worries. Just do a better job fitting in next tiem.
It's a high concentration of calories
What happened? /ptg/ used to tell me nothingburger and stuff
>visiting any thread but /ptg/
>ever
user, I....
Seriously though, I'm fucking going to bed now. Alcohol is kicking.
Are they still completely insufferable? They were cool back when they were exposing China.
Pretty disappointed what a nothingburger it is desu. Its not even going to reach last year's flu at this rate
MAGA
every time i own you, you bitch out like this.
>j-j-just quit....
hahahaha
Remember that spanish roastoids cared more about doing a stupid mrch for their rights than the coronavirus outbreak
I drank a 5th of whiskey I'm going back to sleep myself since ptg and cvg are bbn other lame af right now
What do you think about America about to have the most deaths from a Chinese nothingborger, user?
Is that you, chad user? I never took you for stooping so low.
China and Iran are simply lying, Germans are cucked so they were frightened into submission easily, and NYC accounts for half of our deaths because they live like rodents.
nn, fren. dreams of MAGA.
Still a nothingburger, because NYC is the one reporting most of those KDA by the disease
What did their signs say? Something like machismo kills more than corona?
i told you be like water and fire.
stop being such a weakling.
anyhow i’m out. good night all.
nn friend pls no ifunny pics tomorrow
remember when the media was complaining about the lack of testing, though?
so quaint.
Si, they remind me of hillary clinton saying women are the first victims of war
Maybe we should harvest Chinese blood from bodies who recovered and inject them to infected people
What was 252666666?
>What do you think about America about to have the most deaths from a Chinese nothingborger, user?
Feels like a burger made of nothing
They're still harping on about that, but through use of percentage instead of raw numbers.
>>?
Hey it made me money and it’s an endless source of catharsis. I was going to go into business law but stuck the landing on enterprise systems shit. I know I’m no physicist I just know how shit works.
God or gods willing Trump and co make it happen. I could go on about the weird shit but I’ll drop one. I have the same birthday, glowies, June 14. Also oddly the same birthday as the dad from Boy Meets World. (It’s Trumps birthday)
Yeah now they know exactly who I am. Build my reactor you fucks. And try out the MARA design too with some antimatter up in this bitch that should be dirt cheap when fusion can power the accelerators (off world, very dangerous.). I don’t want to wait years just to get to fucking Alpha Centauri.
>Si
Go back to Mexico with that jibber jabber bull shit.