/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3095

ITT we laugh at Q tards on our working internet and electronics

I use my mind to post here. You still have Internet?

How does one catch the coronavirus? I've seen people licking toilet seats and gross shit like that but that seems like a kind of broad spectrum way to get sick. I'm curious what the most effective and selective method to get the crown specifically is. Any suggestions?

When I say Trump you say "Virus"

Trump

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That's what happens for posting the blonde corona

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Haven't been here in a while. Is that delusional hurd imoonidy Swecuck still here?

Go to a hospital

You don't catch it. You kill it with a fucking spear. The artfag had to go and make Corona chan preggers. He forgot that Eskimos hunt whales. Now Greenland has slain the beast. We must learn their ways and follow their path.

5weeks.
None is on sight. They say wo more weeks. But sources tell me this is not coming to moderatedly normal ultil november.

I havent seen gary in awhile

I'm still expecting 1 billion dead, 2 billion lungs for the lung god.

However, given the success of a drug treatment, I now expect this death toll from the vaccine, not from the disease itself

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Kys jew nigger

Belgian government was posting blind Corona?

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The answer might surprise you

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blond not blind

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what's the difference

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someone forgot to take his thorazine

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Did they realy? It was just pic of the virus coloured yellow, right?

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don't be afraid, he sees you right now.

my fucking sides

I'm just being autistic.
There's a belgian that I kick the shit with that says blonde is best. That of course is heresy and now his country is paying for it in these ways

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Go investigate hospitals, bonus points if you capture footage. Hospitals would be your best bet to catch corona now, you would probably have a tough time getting to the ER/IC areas so at the very least hang out in waiting areas.

The hemoglobin theory doesn't explain the lymphopenia observed in almost all patients.
Plebbitors pushing the theory never respond to this.

Thst makes sens. I was slightly hopeing that our girl got main stream attention.

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Why is Canada taking such autistically extreme measures when our caseload and projections aren't even bad? A few months of this would be comfy but 12-18 months is absurd.

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Go to a hospital ER. Pay people to coof on you.

They're sisters so its ok

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Could be inbalance in the gut, causing fungus like candida to overgrow

>can't follow basic instructions
your mutt IQ is showing, glowie

Bald corona?

10 MILLION CASES BY DECEMBER

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UNLIMITED OPEN BOOK EXAMS FOREVER

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Suppose the virus goes into the stomach, as seen in gastrointestinal issues some cases have reported. If it throws the gut microbe balances off, candida will thrive

better safe than sorry, leaf. If all countries had been more drastic and completely closed borders as soon as they got their patient zero, or even before, they wouldnt be destroying their economies now with these harsh lockdowns.

>glowie

That doesn't even make sense in this context.

At least lurk a little before shilling

I have a single green one. It's alnost the same as bold, right?

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Just drink lots of kombucha or kefir every day

CUTEST CORONA CHAN IS BLONDE

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Plus your immune system attacks problems in the lymph nodes. So the occurrence of lymphopenia isn’t that unlikely. If the virus does attack portions of the blood, lymphopenia is an issue with low white blood count so really

I wonder how the finall exams will look in a month or two. I don't trust my uni to organize this competently

Where do you guys think the next corona hotspots will be?

I’m predicting Russia and India

Coconut oil is pretty good antifungal too almost stronger than the fungal medication doctors prescribe

yes it does. I'm against Trump and the establishment. You are pro Trumo and the establishment.
You're glowing, newfag.

I'm actually excited a country rid itself or corona without a single death. It's the first ACTUAL and objectively good news for humanity concerning the virus. I've been here shitposting about the collapse, and about how it disproportionally kills blacks, but come the fuck on. I don't know how you fuckers don't find it exciting that a small nation managed to completely rid itself of this thing without any loss of life. Does it put a dent in the doomsday narrative?

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I think we are probably at the peak of hotspots, the rest of the world cannot be trusted to accurately report figures. The problem will be cataclysmic but we won't here of it.

Oh don't tease me, it's five a.m. and I can't sleep as of late due to constant nightmares

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Does candida cause severe lymphopenia to the point where the count is as low as 0.56?

> jew against the most jewed US president
> jew against the most jewed establishment
methinks thou dost protest too much

Not realy. 11 people geting better doesn't stop the comeing depression

when is this going to ramp up in sub Saharan Africa?

I'm sick of anime. The West is the best, and Western animation is better. It just is. Japanese created an imitation of our animation. It's second class, just like their imitation of our whiskey. Fuck Japan. Two nukes were not enough.

How are you enjoying 2020 so far?

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He’s just trying to fit in with us goyim. Don’t bully him.

India and Brazil, by a large margin. Brazil, in particular, is nicely setting itself up for a catastrophe.

fuck Italians. Work harder, corona-chan.

Any specific nightmares, or just random things?

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>assuming all Israelis are Jews
>assuming all Jews by race are Jews by religion

never change, gypsy

It's everything I wanted.
Although I'm kinda sad the Syrian war has slowed down again

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well there is still the question of "recovered" causing reinfection so Im hedging my bets on greenland for another 3 weeks

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Getting money while homeworking 1/100 my regular capacity, surplus time to work on bettering my house. Comfy as fuck.

Brazil and Indonesia

you two are so close...
Want a hint?

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most of my nightmares are just vidya or imageboard related. the one last night was that I got banned from here and it redirected me to an ascii red snake site with the tomorrow theme. the one before that was just a massive barrage of vidya glitches, loud noises and screams

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>autistically extreme measures
you don't get it. our government is just being honest, for once. other governments are still lying to people and are dangling that proverbial carrot in front of them and are trying to pacify them until the reality kicks in.

> implying a shalom sandnigger is different from a salaam sandnigger
kek

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Nooooooooooooooooooo

>constant nightmares
sorry to hear that fren

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It could do both, really.

Kills both RBCs and WBCs. Blood and protein are found in the urine in many, as are odd shaped and immature RBCs in the blood. Along with low WBCs.

This also depends on the host themselves too.

Do bots dream of ascii red snakes?

>only 95k dead after 6 months

There’s no way people are still taking this seriously.

I know you’re trying to cope with your overreaction but damn bro just stop posting here it’s embarrassing at this point.

My negro i dream about fucking and holes but you got the prize for weirdness.

nothing changed, except possibly even harder to get employed now

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Hello nothingburger general. How are you today? Still feeling sore that your apocalypse cult got BTFO?

You think that's a joke, but at least they're trying and thinking outside the box, that's rare for a government.

My country let all it's spare masks go to China, so it's putting ads on the radio saying it's not airborne and washing hands is all that's needed. Plus nurses are banned from wearing masks unless specifically treating covid patients, they're shit scared of running out.

I hope you get better soon

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So why is nobody picking this up more and more?

Are regular doctors literally only capable of following a script like Indian tech support?

I.e if this happens do this, if this and this do that etc so when something new/different comes up they're stumped?

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while my country is in Northern Africa, your country IS Africa.
Go away useless nigger.

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>If it doesn't affect me directly it must not be happening brainlet chimes in

hello

Lockdowns getting extended again, how much in denial do you have to be to write something so stupid?

Could it not infect both lung cells and bind to hemoglobin?

Reminder.

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based whitepill poster

>why is nobody picking this up

Because they don't listen to internet typing 'I know more secrets than you do conspiracy' info.

Wuhan

Bought a short barrel for my 870 to protect the deenz

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exact same case here man we're still in masks don't work stage those masks are for our almost depleted resources in the hospital. My government is just so desperate that's its buying masks from chink ads on facebook

Noticing how nothingburgers ignore all instances of underreporting numbers and jump at every article where numbers are declared overblown
This is what governments did, by hiding the numbers and redelegating them to "other cases" like viral pneumonia they keep numbers low, and by doing that all nothingburgrers start to believe that this is nothing and walk around spreading the virus

It's not any lymphopenia either, it's low counts of CD4+ and CD8+ T cells. Very rare except in HIV(-negative)/AIDS.

you back for more abuse huh, you dumb fucking sheeny.
I thought we'd agreed you GO THE FUCK AWAY KIKE! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN SMART ENOUGH TO DO THE DISTRACTION JOB YOU'RE BEING PAID FOR.
JUST
FUCKING
LEAVE.
Nobody else is going to respond to your poisonous distraction bullshit.

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nek jezelf

>Jews without whites
lmao, no such thing
Israel can't survive without USA, but I guess if you don't count USA as white... hmm...

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What will come after Corona-Chan? Will pic related ever be topped as the best Yas Forums-girl?

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> middle yeasterner thinks he's in Northern Africa
110 soon, Schlomo Shekelstein-Bergmannowitz

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They're all commies, getting brownie points for their NWO government positions?

>Israel can't survive without USA
Source?

idlib soon brother.

made me giggle like a little girl

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Don't ask for a source on something self-evident you fucking retard.

> Finland
best purchase, gweilo, we have 2 billion more paper sheets for you

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it'd be facinating if they keep that agenda 6 month from now.

>had to take family member to the hospital 2 weeks ago
>N95d and goggled up both of us
>boomer doctor laughed at us
>he is out sick for this week's appointment

Thanks Yas Forums you probably saved my loved one's life. You're crescent fresh

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Stuff like clostridium difficile can also thrive.

>displaced due to war
I guess the Syrian refugees are also banished from Syria?

every single case on that list is not banishment.
Can you at leas tread your own images you shill? Or, let me guess, you simply saved that image because you saw some other ape post it somewhere on a schizo anime propaganda site for weaboos?
kek

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TB also has low levels of both.

Somewhat interesting that 2 chronic conditions do it too, and both Corona and SARS are what can be considered prolonged acute infections.

Kek, you will see people dropping like flies in a few weeks.

why are you hurt? Who hurt you?
unless, you have no source. That might explain you being physically hurt and on a verge of tears right now.

It is apriori of jews in palestina

They will move the goal post ageing. 6 months from now they will smuggly post how society still exists in sone way and millions of deaths are nothing

Let it all burn in hell, forever.

check'd and otherwise ignored

>people went from smirking at my respirator to straight up asking where I got it
I might not be allowed to wear it at work but damn it feels good

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It's already catching fire

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Glad to hear, let those bastards get fucked by corona while you pump the bitch at home.

Who hurt you, krautbro?

>First case in Yemen

ONE MORE HABIBI

Pretty good. Got a promotion due to staff shortage from the coronavirus that came with a pay raise.
Also met a cute girl into the same things as me.

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