Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Abstand halten edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=h1rP5uQTpnc

>Counter culture
fritzfeed.de/
>Schwarze Fahne
youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>EinProzent podcast
podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=zZ6QYjicDP0
youtube.com/watch?v=w3NCtJ7YPSQ
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/sEGeHxF0tF4?t=3
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handelsblatt.com/politik/deutschland/corona-soforthilfen-hoechstsatz-ohne-pruefung-soforthilfen-werden-haeufig-pauschal-ausgezahlt/25731768.html
quakejs.com/play
youtube.com/watch?v=Wijd10BZS1w
morgenpost.de/berlin/article212605989/Das-sagt-der-Macher-zu-der-umstrittenen-Dealer-Schau.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

gudn

Basiert. Grade überlegt selbst einen Faden zu machen. Is it you, purebred bong?

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I am fully Jewish.

I'd like to hear you pigs apologise for the holocaust now please.

Say sorry. Now. Apologise for the holocaust.

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Bäckereien heute nicht geöffnet..

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I've been making fun of cuckholds this entire time.
Good time.

No worries, you are with frens now. Bald gibt's wieder Brezn. youtu.be/sEGeHxF0tF4?t=3

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>I'd like to hear you pigs apologise for the holocaust now please.
Yeah i bet you'd like that.
Post Nose.

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I'm sorry.... some of you survived

Da gibts eh nur ungesunden shit and it fucks with your gut flora which controls your mind. Make some diy Buchweizenbrot

>holocaust.
not my jewerinos

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>your gut flora which controls your mind
spooky

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How many times have you parasites been expelled and prosecuted now? If there's one guarantee in life, it's that we'll come for you again. Better start preparing. Nice shitpost though, cunt.

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That's not even wrong. Even Jews admit this[randomhouse.de/Dumm-wie-Brot-David-Perlmutter-im-Interview-zum-Buch/aid50072.rhd]

>Nice shitpost though, cunt.
more low effort tier

Come on, he gets a participation trophy.

>. Even Jews admit this
is this some quality check?
it should be in balance but it not "controls" your mind

"Controls your mind" is obviously oversimplification.

>Pic rel
Imagine having a curre trunning through that wire/pipe. THEY CALL ME BUZZKILL

Sorry we fucked it up and left so many of you alive.

Stop redpilling people on Buchweizen. That just drives zhe demand and prize up!

Ever had toasted Carraway-seed bread?
Put some butter, cheddar, some crispy water (iceberg lettuce) and a meat of your choice on that and you will start believing in a merciful god again.
Oh and add pepper, you dolt.

I've been having a low-key fewer for 12 days now. It's barely noticeable, I have no fatigue, just some slight sweating. No muscle pains, no joint pains, no runny nose or sore throat, but I do have a slight cough. Should I go to the doctor? Will they even test me with these meager symptoms?

I'm self-treating with both regular and liposomal forms of vitamin C, roughly 2.5g per day.

You breathing alright?
If you get any breathing emergencies, you have reason to worry.
Avoid any social contact and if the acute bronchitis/pneumonia sets in (strong cough and breathing issues) you should definetly try to get some professionals to look into it.

Schnelle Genesung, user.

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Try getting some lemons and squeeze 1/4th to half of one into a freshly brewed black tea. You can also drink it with sugar. Also if you got some himbeermarmelade you can mix that i to a hot tea aswell. After drinking make yourself cozy under a blanket and sweat everything out. Usually works for me.

Thanks. I've been breathing perfectly fine so far and haven't experienced any oxygen starvation symptoms. Guess I'll just try staying at home till this blows over and go to the doctor if my condition takes a turn for the worse.

Glucose competes with vitamin C for transportation into the cell, you need to reduce sugar/simple carb consumption as much as possible for optimal uptake. I'm eating precisely zero sugar and very little carbs (mostly from oats), but some lemon juice and more rest won't hurt.

Bait. A real Jew would have demanded reparations.

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I...i...is that far enough?

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I hear you but imagine a Germany with healthy and fit Bäckereifachverkäuferinnen who create Backwaren with the best ingredients that our planet can offer. Overemotional social media reactions would probably die within a month

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I'm sorry we could not exterminate you.

God bless the hungarians.
Love Orban's de-facto shit.

fuck off I hope you die painful

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is this cat op?

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Based.

All this breadpilling just makes me hungry for Leberkäsweckle.

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No, it's not me, fren but I'm here now.

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There's the #1 catposter bong. How are you today?

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All churches are closed. CHRISTKEKS BTFO!

Lame Karfreitag so far.

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Femdom dungeons too. :(

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What's a Holocaust?

>14k € Soforthilfe
>Berlin

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Degenerates got 14k support from town and regional gov?

F

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Yep. Extra pathetic because the tweet implies their simp customers would have donated themselves.

My heart is rending.

>Glucose competes with vitamin C for transportation into the cell, you need to reduce sugar/simple carb consumption as much as possible for optimal uptake. I'm eating precisely zero sugar and very little carbs (mostly from oats), but some lemon juice and more rest won't hurt.
Das tut mir leid.

€5,000 from Berlin, €9,000 from Federal. Now the grants from Berlin are depleted, only Federal grants are left. 150,000 Berliners (self-employed and small businesses) applied and crashed the whole thing.

They're pay pigs one way or the other.

Given our highly autistic bureaucrats, I suspect a lot of faggots who took advantage of financial aid will get lubed up after the crisis is over.
handelsblatt.com/politik/deutschland/corona-soforthilfen-hoechstsatz-ohne-pruefung-soforthilfen-werden-haeufig-pauschal-ausgezahlt/25731768.html
>In NRW etwa werden immer die Höchstbeträge von 9000 Euro und 15.000 Euro bewilligt – unabhängig vom tatsächlichen Bedarf.
>Auf eine solche nachträgliche Prüfung drängt auch der Chef des Steuerzahlerbundes, Reiner Holznagel: „Dort, wo die Zuschüsse sehr zügig gewährt wurden, muss nachträglich geprüft werden – das können zum Beispiel die Finanzämter erledigen.“

You mean Backwarenverkäufer that existed like 100 years ago? I always wonder why our ancestors, even just a hundred years back, were always fit. I guess the food they had wasn't laced with toxins as much as our meat now.

Hello, fren. I'm doing fine today, how are you?

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>14.000 euro
>Berlin
Das reicht doch nichmal für einen Monat.

Oh yes, that is the plan behind that shit. I mean, first they promised everyone unconditional help and then it turned out its just a loan.

Berlin's Investment Bank already hinted that they cannot and won't control it. It's a couple of people who have to check and process hundred thousands of applications. That's why they say that abuse was so low that it's negligible. And they have no real measure except for very crude criteria when checking it with the tax statements next year. Politically those people are RRG's voter base and I don't think they'll hunt them down, considering that elections are next year as well.

For many Berliners who're self-employed that's an annual income. Guess their accounts never saw such numbers before.
For a dominatrix studio it'll probably cover rent, insurance etc. for 3 months (that's the duration the grant is meant for).

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Doing alright, thanks. Just found this, having some fun: quakejs.com/play

>So many vegetables in pic
what is this? a fucking salad?

> Dominatrix studio
I know Islam ain't it since pic related but somebody has to put these people under control.

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Gurken-Pflaume-Salat mit Hausfrauensauce.

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Thread got slid off the board by shills and N33ko spammers, so I repost:
>if you create a steer by castrating a bull, what do you get when you castrate a cow?
>a Mooslima

No idea about Berlin, but for the overwhelming rest of Germany, Finanzämter are no joke. I'm self-employed and getting audited by these niggers is a huge headache. Never got whacked by them, but if you do shady shit like getting financial aid you didn't need, expect a Steuerstrafverfahren. Paying your lawyer and getting that all unpacked will rape your wallet.

Berlin is the joke. A Swedecuk made dis for Görlitzer Park.

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In that case I wouldn't worry too much. There was (still is) so much uncertainty about eligibility criteria that people didn't know whether they could apply or not. So many conflicting statements even from tax advisors and lawyers around. The uncertainty is so widespread that people can legitimately claim that they were confused (which is probably true in many cases).

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Is this real? Wat
>Görlitzer Park in Berlin-Kreuzberg: Dealer-Denkmal im Drogen-Hotspot

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widerlich

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It's real. A memorial for the unknown nigger drug dealer.
Sponsored by your friendly Swedish neighborhood cuck.

I can't tell anymore what's real and what's satire with Berlin. Never been to the city, hope I never have to. Der ewige Schwabe wehrt sich tapfer.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wijd10BZS1w
reminder that an alliance with russia is the fastest way out of this cancer americanization

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The same "artist" made an exhibition in 2017 where he glorified African drug dealers as the real victims of neo-colonialism and racism and painted them as entrepreneurial heroes who supply what others have demand for.

morgenpost.de/berlin/article212605989/Das-sagt-der-Macher-zu-der-umstrittenen-Dealer-Schau.html

ich war da. hast nichts verpasst berlin ist einfach hässlich

>destroys memorials
di tsugunfd isd weiblisch :DDD
>covers up debris women stones
lol geschigdsglidderung xDDD
>Erects Nigger Statue
So brave

I was so often said Yas Forums was a safe space.
The years i've spent here have given me no feeling of safety but an endless overwhelming sense of dread.

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>„Vor dem Hintergrund dieser vielfältigen Widerstände arbeiten Drogenverkäufer unerschrocken und tapfer im öffentlichen Raum“
How is this even real.

Großstädte sind tendenziell eher Moloche, aber Berlin finde ich sehr abschreckend.

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