/nzg/ - New Zealand General
Get in here you Maori scum and white trash.
What are you simps doing for the long weekend? I've cleaned the gutters, the car, done some gardening and leaf blowing.
Have you bought Easter eggs for your children. Will you be giving them the Gospill?
Who are we voting for next election?
When is lockdown ending?
How good is Ardern?
How shit is 2sigs?
what a faggot buying a leaf blower, use a rake wanker
hey cuzzies
I managed to get a full respirator and some filters mid Feb just before they became completely sold out here. The price gouging that was going on was insane. There were selling boxes of 10 disposable masks for like $400. Hopefully nobody paid that, but you can't blame them if they did, gotta do what you gotta do, assuming it isn't a nothingburger. Fucking Chinese.
I saw masks for like $2000 on trademe before they banned them
Glad to hear they extended all our WoFs and regos for 6 months, good thing I didn't bother getting one after mine expired at the end of March.
How do i get farmhand work on south island? I want off this chink plantation.
New Zealand smells like ass.
Full of niggers.
bump
do more of these threads please
I would but im lazy
Bro lock down with a wife that doesnt put out and a 4yo boy thats full of energy is fucking hard.
drinking too much
gaming too much
bleh
For all the shit you can give Arden about noguns and the hijab, she's done a decent job with the virus.
I feel you. I've got a 1.5yo and that is hard enough. I'm still working so the wife deals with her most of the time. I love spending time with the kid, but it's hard work.
>Get in here you Maori scum and white trash.
And Chinks, but that goes without saying.
>Leaves border open to china all the way up until mid February,
>Refuses to test anyone without overseas travel for almost a whole month because lol still no community transition xd
Fucking kill yourself faggot.
She is fucking useless. It seems like none of our politicians are competent.
can you tell me what she has done that has set her apart from anyone?
Why didn't she close the border before it got in and spent some one the bailout money to bring nzers back and place them in isolation before sending them into rest of pop, while at same time, letting business to stay open and not fucking over everyone?
yeah but at the same time getting horsebux is pretty good
Lads is the hot water button supposed to be up like all the others in the fuse box?
Our hot water has clonked out and it was down so I flicked it up and nothing. RIP.
My situation"
work in finance, earn 100k
wife works in what ever job so takes 2 years off with the kid
sex drops off dramatically after he comes along
even thoug I do my best to give her "girl time"
have a fucking mean house, as were we live is under 30k pop tow so my money is amazing.
Shes still not happy...
fuck if i could do it all over I would just buy a 4wd, a caravan and do summer work up and down the cunt-ry while traveling.
Still ten times better than the other anglo governments who did fucking nothing
what are you fags drinking tonight?
Where is old zealand? Why does your flag look like austrailia... why cant you have your own flag?
based. clip the ticket, pass it on. normally we have to take Aussie's shit and smile
Just cheap teacher's whiskey and coke. Finished my ardberg scotch yesterday. My wine delivery tracking hasn't updated in two days so I'm a bit pissed about that. Hopefully it comes tomorrow.
in the nederlands you stupid yank. Trump 2020 though
Show us the last pay check you received..I guarantee you're some useless half-blood nigger NEET
nice digits
checked
Get a cute bro to take care of you sexually and dump that bitch immediately
nz used the flag first so aus technical copied us...
>a cute bro
a cute chick?
Wow, homophobic much?
Lol fucken lol. Jacinda can't sack health minister, coz the associate under ministers are all shit tier diversity hires
discarded.
Pimpin yo baby for votes is peak degeneracy.
Also fat women can't into social distancing
What's the job market going to look like for a low skilled worker once this is over? Bad?
I don't even give a shit that he went mountain biking. If anything it was based.
Who cares what (((gender))) they are. If they're cute and loyal, move innawoods and live a pure life.
based retard
>low skilled worker
There's plenty of essential work you can apply for right now. And probably not, they'll still need proles.
Xhe doesnt have a fucking pussy, I care.
Corona, official bevvy of the Crockdown. It's just the ticket with a packet of Shing Shang.
neck yaself faggot
Come north island
We were gonna change it a couple years back, all the candidates were shitty maori symbols etc.
A cute and tight bussy will keep you alive, a pussy possessor never will
As someone with lots of experience as an engineer, how hard would it be for me to find work in startups in NZ?
I'm from the commonwealth, just the leafier bit
What's everyone listening to?
This "thing" probably spent hours and hundreds of photos trying to get a single decent one, and it's not even nice. It actually makes me queezy. A real woman will roll out of bed looking nicer than this.
Trans people are fucked. Can't procreate, mentally ill, a myriad of other problems. Hideous when they get older. The trans people I've met irl all have horrible hygiene as well.
What type of engineer?
>I'm from the commonwealth, just the leafier bit
We're full pajeet
We had the flag first. English king looked at the Australian and New Zealand flags and determined that they were 'different enough' and that the Australians were not copying New Zealand
Plus, from memory, the aussies chose their flag via a public competition.
are you that same user?
you degenerates need to get off the bottle and start putting in some time doing exercise. stop wasting your neetbux on the jew juice
Software engineer, can do webshit and general fullstack shit but prefer embedded
Sobriety sucks. Don't listen to this guy.
Fuck off you cunt, I am white Anglo Canadian, probably from the same stock as you. There are 5 mil of you, I'm sure you can handle another white dude
>voting
Fuck it I'm voting TOP. Labour, national, act and NZF are all trash
stay home, ahmed. u can't even come for a holiday anyway. just keep to your own land.
keep digging that hole, faggot
I'm sober, it sucks.
There aren't many startups in NZ. The interesting places to work for would probably be Xero who is always hiring, it seems, or TradeMe.
Getting an actual job here is easy as fuck. I do DevOps myself and constantly have recruiters messaging me.
As long as you're decent at what you do and not a pajeet you'd be fine.
good. me too. how long?
youtube.com
/comfy/ full moon nights.
There aren't many startups in NZ. The interesting places to work for would probably be Xero who is always hiring, it seems, or TradeMe.
Getting an actual job here is easy as fuck. I do DevOps myself and constantly have recruiters messaging me.
As long as you're decent at what you do and not a pajeet you'd be fine.
Since the lockdown started, quit cigs too. It's pretty much a drag, was thinking about drinking yesterday. Someone close to me said "You've been sober a few weeks, you're gonna throw all that away?" as if a few weeks of boredom are some valuable thing. Once this lockdown is over I'm gonna pick up my shitty dead end life where it left off, and I don't think I can bear it sober.
try some nz tunes, mate. what kinda chump listens to jazz? is this NYC in 1980? youtube.com
based birdie
Dude, you're voting for the party created by a man who made his millions by fucking over the working class back in the 80's and the 90's but now feels bad about it all. NZF is the only party that actually gives a fuck about the people at the bottom of society
Eh don't be a cunt bro, nothin wrong with jazz when it's wet n windy out.
These are some pretty good tunes though, so cheers for that
why can't you be a pajeet?
>252811267
good effort. i'm only 4 months 11 days sober myself. my girl smokes and drinks still which is the hardest part for me. what do u do, bro?
jazz makes me think of nogs in usa and thus i cannot appreciate it. even tho most bands in nz in the 70s, 80s and 90s were lefties they still had some catchy tunes
ACT this time around boys
who else drunk? why did they shut him down?
youtube.com
Nothing at the moment, I was working in a supermarket but it closed down months before any of this happened, haven't been doing anything since then.
the epsom club aren't /ourgoys/. sry to break it to u
Literally the party of neoliberaltards
Because the majority of them are shit and hard to understand. The amount of times I've argued with an Indian saying the same thing a hundred different ways trying to make them understand with them nodding in agreement then you get them to confirm what you said but they still don't understand.
Also they churn java developers out of their schools and the majority are shit and just copy pasta stack overflow code without knowing what it even does.
>2 weeks in
>depression is coming back
this isn't what I planned
supermarkets are in need of staff at the moment mate. get back into it.
Why aren't you voting for the only party that's not going to screw us over?
You should kys just incase that's 660, ain't clicking that shit nigga
Name one single thing in this entire fiasco that wasn't a massive fuck up
Because they are zionists