Germans are recovering at an incredible rate

If it wasnt for Russia you people would all be speaking Britiah right now.

:DD

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What’s bavaria like Germanbros? Are the people cool?

You're mediocre at best these days ... anschlussreif I would say. ;)

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And those deaths weren't caused by the coronavirus but from typhus and allies bombing the supply lines...

Well they're either outliers or out right lairs.

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>2,6k deaths
>great number

You Germans are really low IQ. Better look at the civilized countries and compare them with you

You are early in the curve

German Texas crossed with Appalachian Hillbillies.

The "recovered" can relapse at any time and become contagious again.

>The "recovered" can relapse at any time and become contagious again.
Not in Germany.

your gov is cancer. agree with the rest of your post though.

>your gov is cancer
efficient cancer, yes

are u krauts fiddling the numbers again dont tell me Volkswagen are in charge of testing?

But you lost to kikes

thats u mutt

But also german basedboys that group masturbate and other gay shit

what's it like over there anyway? like day to day shit. restaurants all closed, streets eerily empty, social distancing in full force etc?

THe only thing why there still is a healthcare in germany, is because globohomo and liberals havent taken it apart in a faster rate.
and yet there is not enough masks and desinfection for hospitals and healthworkers.

some 20 years ago there were more hospitals and hospital beds in germany.

>EARLY
We took measures twelve days before you.
I am talking btw about Asian countries not Poland. But Poland could be the good example since we border you but have 26 times less deaths

Restaurants are open for take away. Streets are full, parks are packed, social distancing, what's that?

Germany remains largely a white ethno-state 90% of the population are white.
While countries doing worse are less racially homogeneous.

Your numbers will go up when the seasonal workers come back. kek

interdasting. are migrant communities faring as well as native?

not as hard as you
ive got my foreskin

We no longer allow them to come back.

Your economy based on asparagus will completely collapse. It will be extremely fun to watch from afar

Classic german autism is a blessing and a curse. Good for them.

Germany doesn't consider positive postmortem tests for coronavirus to be an indication that covid was cause of death. This means that most people who die at home(and many do, because it's easy for old people not think they need medical attention and die in their sleep) are not counted among covid-19 deaths. They also don't count people who test positive for coronavirus among covid-19 deaths when they die of cardiac arrest, even though the virus has show cardiac involvement in many cases.

and yet you can't even publicly deny the 6 gorillion without being locked up for up to five years/and or fined. Godspeed, Hanz.

Kek

>some 20 years ago there were more hospitals and hospital beds in germany.
Cuz of medical progress. Hospitalization duration for most procedures has been reduced heavily. Saves costs and frees up resources. For example, c-sections used to mean a 12-14 day hospital stay, nowadays you're usually out after 4 days.

probably this

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I wish i had a conservative gf like this

>gf

High lysine & zinc intake. Areas with higher arginine intake get BTFO.

Hahaha, that's an ironic sentiment. I mean Germany was the first in the world to provide universal healthcare, that's an incredibly liberal policy. Here in the States, its the liberals who push for universal healthcare, and the conservatives who are kicking and screaming trying to make sure it never happens.

shut your cuck hole

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>and yet you can't even publicly deny the 6 gorillion without being locked up for up to five years/and or fined

Between shit like pic related and your social justice mob going after everyone who says wrong think getting the le private company maymay to fire your ass i dont know why think youve got shit to be smug about. Your free speech is a literal meme and so are your guns you are never using

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Like Sweden and Switzerland, they are covering up numbers.

>Why is Germany handling the pandemic so well?
State of the healthcare system aside, it's due to the BCG vaccine in the GDR. Russia is a shithole and they are barely even touched by the chinkoid plague thanks to the BCG vaccine being used in their entire country, not in just a part of it like in Germany's case.

Germany is not counting deaths the same way most other countries (like USA, UK, France, etc).

German O- supremacy. They are ubermesnch. Us Americans are mutts unless we are O-

because you're 26times less human

They literally have a hydroxychloroquine factory in the country.

Why doesn't Germany share it's amazing treatment protocol with the rest of the world?

Numbers are up because we test more.
Not just the people with serious conditions.
Read the study about Heinsberg.
It says death rate is at 0,37.

If you take that into account the real number of infected in Italy could be 5 Million.

Your country only exists because of German gibs toilet cleaner, calm down

:DDDD

>losing a job because a company wants those onions dollars = being thrown in prison by the state for wrongthink
>working for a company like that in the first place
listen Hanz, I respect you, it's why I wished you godspeed. The level of cope here is impressive. Guns are a strawman, has absolutely nothing to do with being btfo by the Jews (and believe me, I'll be the first to admit we're being fucked by them too, difference being I can do so in public.)

Germans hate it because its too based and because people there have these weird things like "feelings" and "humor"

They are literally using hydroxycholorquine. You know the same drug the liberals are protesting against, because mUh RAnDomiZed
CoNTRoL TriAlS and mUH VAccINes.
Liberals literally want to wait 1-2 years for "peer reviewed randomized control trial" before saying it works.