The "Deep Ocean" Hoax

NOOOooooOO no the heckin scientisterinos

>believing the moon landing hoax
Never gonna make it.

>mermen are real and they have lasers
lasers would be shitty underwater weapons

If you ain't seein' it, it ain't real, bub. I'd bet on fake.

Stop saying heckin. It’s 2020 goddamn man

they don't use regular lasers idiot.
they use underwater-lasers.

He said they had laser, he didn’t say they were smart

I dropped a log during my last swim...

>15,000 PSI pressure inside
>15,000 PSI pressure outside
Fucking magic.

Thanks be to God

THE OCEAN IS FLAT.
You are only allowed to a certain depth before you hit the glass floor. Everything below that floor, if you're allowed that far, is a hologram created by God.
Don't beleive me? why won't the let civilians own submarines? Why did disney create a hoax ride to pretend you could?

fucking nigger over here thinking the mermen arent using special under water lasers lmao American education everybody

Interesting

>The so-called entity is actually a massive ribbon of tiny ocean-dwelling organisms called zooids, which latch onto one another and clone themselves so they can act like one big, cohesive organism. The zooids become dedicated organs for the larger colony and spend their whole lives fulfilling a single function such as stinging prey, digesting food, moving around or reproducing.

>“The whole thing looks like one animal, but it’s many thousands of individuals which form an entity on a higher level,” biologist Stefan Siebert of Brown University told Wired in 2014.

all-sanfrancisco.com/world-news/massive-deep-sea-entity-leaves-ocean-scientists-blown-away/

same goes for up above
as above so below

Is this real

NOOO NOT THE HECKIN TWENTY TWERRINOS

Qthulu. Obviously

Not understanding that we conquered the Moonmen as part of the Great Expansion in the 1100s during the Erased Period

Fuck off carlos

>How God damn stupid do they think we are?

Well, if we are using you for an example...

It's the rare deepwater jew.

tell me more pls

"Massive deep-sea creture", creature has only 47meters not that massive considering that's actually a colony of micro-organism that form a false creature. LARP.

Like those long tube jellyfish right

>the Erased Period
are you the hidden history user? anyone with 4plebs links about it?

What kind of crustacean you say? One with a small surface area and a thick exoskeleton that distributes the force evenly thus preventing it from crushing the arthropod.

Checked. Firmament?

They are descendants of foraminifera; they have been around since permian

>blown away
That's (((science))) talk.

Maybe they keep finding new shit because more than 70% of the fucking thing is unexplored. Is this the next conspiracy? That there is no such thing as the ocean abyss?

Civilians can own submarines, what are you talking about you spastic?

Yes it's code language. The demons in charge are trying to blow a hole in the subfirmament and defy god.

t. merman shill

can we have a general about the flat ocean theory?

flat earth round ocean is the one true way

all cia fronts, no civilian has a submarine
probably how they get to their andercrome facilities and 9/11

Siphonophores i think

Yeah try taking anything deep sea to the surface

>round ocean
look out guys, shills will promote these deluded theories to make us sound like dumb schizos.

Not that user but look into books like Isaac Newton's "The Chronology of Ancient Kingdoms Amended".
And the correlations between ancient civilizations for example links supporting Mayans being part of the Shang dynasty
Picrel is a Shang artifact

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>make us
Stop trying so fucking hard to fit in you retarded nica, holy shit shut the fuck up.

Remains of Tiamat?

Listen here. I can hold breath extra long and I have dived down in the ocean. That shit stops at like 25 feet. Just grass and rocks and shit forever.

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH
󠛡󠛡 󠛡󠛡 󠛡󠛡 CTHULHU R'LYEH
WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

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Checked. Based af

>scientist were blown away when they found this specimen lurking in the deep

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>leaf

You mean Base 211, hillbilly.

its dark and wet.

Bullshit. Go ahead and try to buy one. See what happens.

Did you know low IQ people, such as the average Costa Rican, cannot get into banter and sarcastic parody? such as yourself right now Mister Tico. Stop trying to hard to fit in here, you IQ won't allow it.
>links supporting Mayans being part of the Shang dynasty
inderdasding...shall look into it user.

>22 digits

based and basedpillredilinno

Here check this recommended reading list too I've not personally had time to read any but they seem to be what you're looking for grahamhancock.com/read/lost-civilisations-reading/

basically ocean chinks

Dude, there isn't even such a thing as other people.
I think therefor I am. The rest of you are just theory.

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Hey is this one of those buzzfeed articles from 4 years ago?

the reality is OP that there is no ocean floor or anything, it just keeps going down and down and know one knows if there is a bottom.

The deep water Jew is an elusive and conniving creature

>AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING CRAZY NIGGERMAN HELP ME!

So much I could recommend, but it would take up a whole thread and I'd have to make a list to keep from losing track.
Last thing I'd recommend on a shortlist is the 4000 year old tarim China mummies

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>this nigga don't know about The Ocean at Night
NGMI

Damn... That was real deep man.

MY NIGGA TAMTAM
WE WUZ GOOKS N SHEIT

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So Aquaman was a documentary?

Should scan it.
Altera HQ will know

Lovecraft invented it.

95% to be exact. I'm in the ocean exploration game.