/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3088

► Detected: 1,599,587 (+81,461) ► Died: 95,528 (+7,068) ► Day: 91 (-02:33:08)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 5.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,160 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Virus infects T lymphocytes, simultaneous coinfection possible
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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Jews 8 times more likely to die in the UK
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Blacks are 32% in Louisiana but 70% of the deaths
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Blacks are 30% in Chicago but 72% of the deaths
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>INFO
Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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5 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus
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12 year old in Belgium dies, no previous conditions
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Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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>REMINDER
Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
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China implies local officials are hiding new cases
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White House admits they lack tests
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>LATEST
14:43: 483 new cases and 26 new deaths in Ontario, Canada
14:36: 656 new cases and 14 new deaths in Maryland
14:16: 426 new cases and 9 new deaths in Chile
14:13: 408 new cases and 42 new deaths in Indiana
14:10: 83 new cases and 5 new deaths in Washington, DC
13:47: 80 new cases and 7 new deaths in Argentina

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youtu.be/iBoojBTEPaI
nypost.com/2020/04/09/nyc-to-bury-coronavirus-dead-on-hart-island-potters-field/
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First for mass graves

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>1599875 infected
>95535 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Give it to me straight /cvg/
Will the future be even worse than what pic related depicted it to be?

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Just two more weeks bros

I HAVE TO SHIT OH MY GOD MY FUCKING ASSHOLE IS TEARING APART. OH GOD-... ITS AS BLACK AS YOUR AVERAGE SWEDISH "PERSON" HNNGGHHH AAHHHHHH

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#hailgrasa:v

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Is it slowing down? Are the numbers fake and it’s spreading without us realizing? What’s the truth, Yas Forums?

Just the flu

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GUYS

IT'S

LITERALLY

NOT

HAPPENING

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SWEDEN DEATHS RISING DRAMATICALLY. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Exactly what the shills say will be the reality in the future. Thanks for making it happen you sino-kike-shill

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This isn't a nothingburger post, but hasn't this happening kind of fizzled out now?

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Hopefully

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We are limited in how many we can test per day, so we get linear increas in confirmed, even if the real growth is exponential

Given the job I perform; I am guaranteed to get infected and die when we reopen

shit sux

one is empty...omg zombies!!!

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Mostly because lockdowns started so things aren't growing so badly any more.

>tfw this will last for months
>every major city will be like NYC

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>case confirmed in a nursing home in my ballyshite village
family are still leaving the house with out a face mask that i have offered them.

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Today has been the deadliest day so far

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All of the above

Where is this?

Imagine the soviet collapse of Russia but apply it to the west. Useless money, corruption everywhere, might make right and etc. Unless the world plunders resources from africa or the east (chyna)

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Are we still locked?
Are we still geting thosands per day?
Is everyone now ok witch China?

It's being slowed by the non-pharmaceutical interventions for sure. Questions are how long they can be maintained/ how long they need to be/ what happens when we try going back to normal

except without all the ventilators

NYC

STAY THE COURSE

FOR THE HERD!

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It's definitely not slowing down.

Remember when there were only a handful of cases outside of China? That was less than two months ago.

>curve already flattening
>markets already recovering
>no loss of water, food, internet, power etc
>no more videos, photos, coronavirus 'insiders' (most if not all were larps)

We past the peak already. The fact you still sit here and try to cope and pray it comes back from being nothing is truly sad.

I suppose I understand in a way though, you have nothing else going for you in your sad life so might as well wish for some world ending event that will never happen to come along and change it.
It's pathetic to be honest with you, but I understand.

Sorry to burst your bubble though, it's over. Get a grip and let it go.

what you're talking about right there is complacency - not a fizzling out

Bonnie henry lied. Japan and Singapore cases increasing. Not testing asymptomatic carriers is not an effective measure of tracking the virus. Tracking ICU bed usage does not help track and contain covid. BC is going to have a massive second wave

>be me raised on tendies and various decedent cereals
>struggle through school no frens only normies and shitskins, it only makes me enjoy the vidya games more insert *Worldofwarcraftlogintheme.mp3*
>be 14 solo play in the streets raid leader in the sheets
>bad day at school beaten terribly get stitches get home, try to log in "incorrect password" world is ending account stolen
>mother notices tendies, amphetamines and succulent dry cereal isnt giving her the one sided positive experience she expects from child rearing
>buys dog, treat it like sibling i will never have, dog DLC means less base game mother co-op
>interests change seek knowledge and escape in real world
>no escape only endless grind, focus on knowledge
>time skip
>world progresses like wow expansions find out worldgovernment/blizzard never really cared for customer base
>Gf expansion pack canceled, dog and cat DLC robbing many core players from character progression
>try different RL game *Farmingsimulator.exe* because hear Gfs enjoy farmville
>get jacked, get organic and get off grid
>finally get a copy of GF expansion Alpha test *Nomanskyeffect.jpg* too much HYPE RL game to difficult for gamer grils
>Gf expansion pack canceled again
>virus infects *Normieconsoome.exe*
>realization that my indie private farming server will be fine and will continue to work on it making it live up to hype whilst gamer gril standards drop, may just allow me to experience wife DLC
we are no man sky frens never give up
theme youtube.com/watch?v=mmAQH3ijiLU

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Where are you getting those pics from user??

NYC is getting 4x as many deaths in households than normal and none of them are being tested anymore.

I haven't gone out since March 5, my last grocery run. I'm a prepper with a huge chest freezer so I don't really need to go out much. Still have 4 sacks of rice left even now, takes me several months to run through one.

Someone coofed beside me that day on my way home (but he was facing the other way, and I was wearing an N95 mask).

I disinfected everything I had with me, careful not to touch my face or any mucus membranes until I washed my hands, but a week later, I got a low grade fever, really sore throat, diarrhea, runny nose and coughing. After a few days it went away, zero symptoms left.

Then a week later, I got itchy lungs (itching sensation inside my chest), a bit of coughing and a runny nose, and extreme pain in my abdomen (not sure if it's a stomach ulcer, pancreatitis, or pneumonia in the lower part of my lungs) but no fever. Got winded easily just walking around in my house. Suffered through it for a week (pain went on and off), then it stopped.

A week later being symptom-free, and now I got slight dull pain I my lungs and dry cough again, with abdominal pain (a little bit higher into the chest area) and low grade fever. Not getting winded easily anymore though.

I haven't gone to get tested since I don't feel like I've really gone that bad off (yet), and I've self-quarantined anyway.
But It's fucking strange how whatever this is has recurred in me 3 times for several weeks now.

Someone was saying things like this virus just keeps coming back worse until it kills you. Starting to actually believe that, what if this is like herpes, which keeps coming back with worse and worse symptoms?

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Iran, I think.

does anyone have the rest of this one?

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This is all manufactured. Not the virus, but the perception of it. Last week it was hell on earth. Trump extended our distancing directive by another 15 days. This week both Media and Trump are saying everything is good. Numbers magically shot down over the beginning of this week after being told we were in it for a while. Prepare for a goofy ride of open / closed / open / lockdown.

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Today I almost cried when searching my small towns grocery stores for toilet paper, I broke down and went to the bargain grocery store and...and by golly they even had my preferred brand and model! ;;;;;; I'm so happy.

Oh it's about to be a real happening soon if they keep business's closed for much longer

The truth is that each region is experiencing their own pandemic at their own pace, so one region might be happening and the other might not.

And the truth is also don't trust anything Yas Forums says, this post included.

This post is just fanfic on a Swedish meatballs recipe website.

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sounds like you have a shitty diet and allergies, and also paranoia

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We just got pretty solid confirmation of the infection being permanent, like HIV. This happening has barely even started. It will only get worse from here.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

*cough*
That's retard trap
Retard

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is it just me or have I seen this posted somewhere before?

So why do we want this to end the world again?

He's right, but it's manufactured. Last week was all doom. This week it's all bright despite little changing.

can i also cat a sucky sucky ȌωȌ
because i like your ears uwu
hope your right like my balgy walzy ȌωȌ

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Friendly reminder Iran is lying about their numbers, because they're shitting their panths it could cause instability to their rule

It's on YouTube
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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He's right, you know.

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Your life is in the hands of people who lick ice cream and ignore stay at home requests, people in the midst of awaiting test results early on decided to attend work conferences. Your life is in the hands of people who barely understand how this shit functions, who's campaigns are funded by big business, the same people who would rather see you get infected at work then shutdown a Krispy Kreme

This thing is going to kill us all eventually.

>you do not build immunity to this virus
>low chance of death, but the chance is still there
>each time you catch it you have a chance of being crippled
>it infects other animals which builds a permanent reservoir making it impossible to irradiate

It may take awhile. But in the end it will collapse our health care system and will eventually kill all, or nearly all, of us. And maybe not just our species but several other species as well.

>my nursing home nurse says 90% of her unit has the Covid

I am kind of scared. Though the nurse doesn't visit anymore since my mother died of cancer

Who's down to their last TP?

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It's only been slowed down a bit by lockdowns and it will take off again the moment normies resume scurrying around. This cannot be eradicated.

>mom tested positive for corona
>me and the rest of my family are definitely infected as well

What do I do now

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You see. I work in a hospital because I want to see people die. When it comes to cutting life support, I’m the one to do it. It bring me joy knowing that coma patients will never awaken, and I wonder what goes through their vegetable heads.

The world has gone rotten, time to let it decay into nothing

Tomorrow is 100k deaths milestone. After tomorrow is 2 million cases. That is twice as fast as March and we are barely into April

Imagine May

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No! Just hugs!

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>implying BC exists

Cringe

Die I guess

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...

Go shake your local Rabbi by the hand.

post your symptoms every day until you pass away so we can immortalize you in a pastebin forever, and you will never truly die

lmao exactly

>February - "holy shit hundreds of thousands are being infected"

>April - "only hundreds of thousands are being infected?"

You have to destroy the brain.

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Happening is still happening. Look at everyone’s “flatten the curve” depictions. The virus spreads for longer, albeit slower. That all can still go out the window if everyone decides to prematurely open up everything, though.

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No, I really do. Groping coma patients is some next level shit

businessinsider.com.au/nyc-coronavirus-covid-19-hart-island-pottersfield-city-cemetery-burials-2020-4
Hart island, New York

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Trannies, kikes and other pedophiles exist

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youtu.be/iBoojBTEPaI

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your life is in their hands only if you allowed it to be and didn't take percautions

I also can’t get a gf bro

People are just impatient and not wired to be interested during the slow burn of a pandemic

What are her symptoms user?

>Europe is hit

Burgers: "HAHAHAHAHAA LOL THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN HERE WITH GOD EMPEROR TRUMP!"

>US hat increasing cases

Burgers: "ha, it's just a nothingburger! Look at those pathetic death rates!"

>US has most cases in the world

Burgers: "T-that is because the US is so much larger than all other countries! E-Europoors BTFO!!!"

>New York is worse than Italy in all metrics

Burgers: "T-t-t-t-that's just New Yorkers! F-fuck off shill, Trump is o-owning the Libs! M-MIGA!!! We still have the rest of the US!!!"

>US exceeds Germany in cases per population and is steadily growing towards rates of France, Italy and Spain

Burgers: "REEEEEE I-I-I-I-I-T'S JUST BLACK BU- I MEAN N-NIGGERS DYING REEEEE S-STOP BULLYING ME I'LL TELL TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why are burgers to fucking pathetic?

they are only saying that because the economy is dead and they want to try to resuscitate it

Thanks!