HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Had a nurse grab my penis before fully waking up from a surgery. Just pressure on my chubby. Not sure when the erection happened, but her hand was on it for a good minute. Can't say I was traumatized, really. Weirded out at most a little.

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nurses are easily the sluttiest women out there. this is well-known.

I bet it was a BBC

You probably really brightened up her day.

>they spend all day shit talking the people that call in

I almost hit two female cops at night on the road way. They were chatting and it looks like they didn't charge their light up wants or want to wear hi-viz. I yelled at them to pay attention and then they yelled some dumb shit and I kept driving. Seriously, why would anyone hire these people? all they want to do is hang out at their jobs

women were meant to be wives and mothers. instead they debase themselves pursuing a career. stupid fucking whores

This is from like last year

I bet men do it with tits though

I will note I was underaged, or 16. So there's that. So there's some nurse from 20 years ago in Dayton that is a bit grabby.

if your sure it wasn't a hallucination sue the hospital for sexual assault.

I'd show her my dick. I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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I would have just asked for a succ

the only female cops i see around me are the ones running lazy speed traps and pulling people over right where the speed limit suddenly drops.

Had a nurse give me a foot massage once for no reason. Went in because I was having chest pains and they put me on a bed n this room. Doctor came in with this blonde nurse and while the doctor was asking questions and applying pressure to different places on my chest, the nurse took both of my shoes off and started massaging them and never said a word, just looked at me and at the doctor as he talked. I still have no idea why, my feet were fine. Maybe she was a footfag or something

Institutional inbreeding and a word that rhymes with bikes. You get shit like this
>director and deputy director are both old boomers who literally founded the dispatch center 30 odd years ago
>it's all boomers or women sans two dudes
>one dude seems alright but I haven't really worked with him, the other is a spastic mestizo dude who dumped his bar/restauraunt aspirations after the economy died in the 07/08 crash.
It's all women, all are either lesbians or single moms.

nice

Male nurses are usually pretty gay

They're not, they're just surrounded by female nurses all day so it's the only way to survive.

>if your sure it wasn't a hallucination sue the hospital for sexual assault.
Long time ago. I got an erection before the surgery on the drugs and they threw a blanket over it. Going out I briefly woke up and I had neither the blanket or erection (I had to be turned over, removing moles). Waking up later the blanket was back and her hand was under it. Idk, I didn't really seem to care, can't say I'm into exhibitionism, but maybe I was that day, drugged out and on the hormones of youth.

The problem is american women

post feet

>old boomers

Everything tells me when the boomers start to die things are going to get really interesting. They live inside their white, homogeneous high school memories with two parent households.

NASA said we have lost the ability to travel to the moon but they won't admit because it's the fact they're full of women and brown people now.

>this frog cope
Women are all like this when men are weak. It's just so much more obvious in the US because it expresses itself in uniquely """American""" ways.

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all the nurses here are whores and chinks

>Nurses do that shit all the time.

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you can get pulse through the foot. she may have been checking to see if circulation is good. if someone is going to do some cheeky breeky they're not going to do it with the doctor in the room

Weird, normally the victim sues the fuck out of the hospital. How’d they get the nurse to take the fall?

Bullshit
You invented degeneracy at its highest form. The most degenerate and depraved stuff always comes from american women.

Probably paid her off instead of going bankrupt or losing 90% of the staff

They sure seem to be holding on, the fuckers have controlled this country since they started hitting middle age in the 80's, forty years of Boomer Tyranny. Really though the sudden shift in every measure of economics, demographics, etc is going to be a real shocker for Gen X, Y, and Z whites. Gen X will see themselves much like the poorer Greatest Gen (the pre-boomers), isolated and afraid in "diverse" shithole neighborhoods. Gen Y will be hitting their 40's and 50's and realizing there's nothing left but scraps. And Gen Z will be hitting their late 20's and 30's realizing there's not even table scraps left.

my kind of girl

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Too alpha, they are uncooperative

lol no, it was a straight up massage, both feet. It doesnt take several minutes each foot to find a pulse

>You invented degeneracy at its highest form.
>this shit again
Jews. 100% Jews. Doesn't matter where they happened to reside at the time, New York yesterday, Berlin today, in Brussels tomorrow, Paris the day after that, and then again in Prague or Vienna or London, and who feel at home everywhere.

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Ha! I had a nurse in Dayton full on grab my peepee when I went in to get a dot physical. They are only supposed to massage the balls, but she grabbed my dick and held it against my tummy while doing the ball check hernia thing. Dayton nurses are confirmed grabby.

>used to always as

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>a word that rhymes with bikes
Why? Where do you think you are? Are you some kind of faggot?

Low barrier to entry. Makes for good career potential, but you get lots of idiots too.

this
>dogfucking
>interracial shit
>s&m sodomy
btw, the piss and scat german meme is.... from the "American" parts after ww2 :3

>she grabbed my dick and held it against my tummy while doing the ball check hernia thing
Sounds like she wanted to actually be able to see your balls you tard. Also checked.

It's set up like that.

People would think she did this because she's horny. It's a power move, exposing someone's genitals to public view is humiliation. Imagine if a male doctor took photos of a naked unconscious woman.

I don't use the K word either. They use it like it's their nigger word and it galvanizes them

For the rare nice pair you see, you just worry more about the lawsuit potential. So you don't deal with that patient unless you've got someone else present in the room.

I have two good relatives that work in that system in the area, so I wouldn't say all, but yeah. People will do things.

>Where do you think you are?
uh... Waffle House?

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Typically they just push it to the side. She had thumb over shaft full grip. Whatever, don't ruin it for me. I like to imagine that she rubbed one out directly afterwards.

So who's got the pics?

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Guess that makes Germans and Germany the source of trannies fags, and all that shit, huh?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institut_für_Sexualwissenschafthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Hirschfeld
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific-Humanitarian_Committee

She wasn't very good looking, but I still kind of wish I tried to fuck her.

How'd she look? Describe her.

DAS RIGHT

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Why? You wanna feast your eyes on sone unconscious donger?

>Had a nurse grab my penis before fully waking up from a surgery.

My dentist does this all the time to me when I go under. I hate novocaine so I always get gassed. I just wish he'd let me keep my pants on while he worked on my mouth.

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holy NICE. who's got pics? big and black? small and white? need answers for a friend

She looked like late 50's, had glasses, was thin, probably around 5'6"/7", blonde shoulder length hair. She kind of looked like a less pissed off Elizabeth Warren, but better looking.

most likely a BBC, as a white woman she just couldn't help herself...

then they bitch about no equal pay
bitch, plz. people are literally outsourcing shit to china cuz they're paid peanuts and risking their necks hiring illegal workers because they are also cheaper
if someone is paying more for males you better believe your sorry ass can't get anything done properly otherwise wages wouldn't increase, in fact, it would decrease for males.

*some

Why did you have this

nurses and assistant doctors are pure trash. they are psychos

What did she smell like and were her hands cold or warm? That should about do it though.

It's good ol' maggot dick, newfag.

why would that interest her? you sound like a faggot

Based

AAAAAAAAH!

Post anecdote plz

She had a neutral, to somewhat grandma smell, and her hands were lukewarm to warm. She didn't even flinch when I couldn't help but flex my dick a bit. Sometimes I like to imagine that's what she thinks about when she's playing with herself. If she did, I hope she didn't change her gloves.

It was either a hilarious micro penis or a gigantic one

I know a nurse in prison now for 20 years she and her pill head husband decided one day to walk out of a Oklahoma nursing home with 7 med carts full of drugs

Medical workers are just like any job good people and bad people.
Bring back public hanging. This shit will never stop but if you live stream their deaths publicly it would slow the fuck down for sure
In b4 Fe Fee human rights
You loose your freedom by fucking others out of theirs

LOL! KEK!

>clarifying that the penis belonged to a male

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>She didn't even flinch when I couldn't help but flex my dick a bit
reminds me of when i was a kid and getting a physical at the doctor and this lady had to feel my junk and i flinched pretty hard when she touched it and she giggled.

I'm assuming you beat off pretty hard to that over the years. God bless nurses.

Nice.

I had an ultrasound on my balls once because they were randomly swollen and hurt.
lay me on a bed and tell me to take my pants off. hand me a little hand towel to "cover up".
In walks a smoking hot blonde nurse -hi, im your ultrasound tech.
starts fondling my balls. puts warm lube on them and starts rubbing me. I get a boner. She keeps on working. Damn that was fun and really uncomfortable.
The nurse should just walk in and say "hey Im a whore, ill be giving you a handjob for medical reasons, I know Im hot, go ahead and enjoy it"

>6664
Almost witnessed.

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Nope. Nigger, men wouldnt waste their time.

You do have the psychos who will rape when they want, but almost all male nurses are normal dudes who wont do pervy shit....

All female nurses i use to fuck would always talk about the knee slappers they would see. Bet they even took snaps

anybody ever find out what happened to this bitch? looks like she deleted her twitter

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I bet tiny pee pee would strike a cord with you i assume you got your reasons. That being said big or small a medical worker shouldn't Yas Forums doing such things