how is the uk going to cope with both coronavirus and giant bees?
How is the uk going to cope with both coronavirus and giant bees?
Asher Reed
Jose Harris
You might see a nest of angry hornets, but I see a doctor, a scientist, and an engineer
Leo Turner
FLYING AGGRESSORS! SOMEONE CALL THE EDF
David Morales
>hornets
>bees
Carson Price
>beasts of the earth
Woops
Nicholas Lopez
Not bees retard.
Ryan Jenkins
Those are hornets
William Collins
FUCK these creatures
wired.com
>THIRTY ASIAN GIANT hornets, following a scent laid by their scout, descend on a hive of honey bees and get straight to the decapitations. The hornets snag the tiny bees and pop their heads right off using their enormous mandibles. Here a head, there a head. Desperately, the bees try to sting the hornets, yet they can’t puncture the giants’ armor.
>Here a head, there a head—pop pop pop. One by one the bees fall, a single hornet taking down as many as 20 victims a minute. At that rate, the tiny band of marauders can wipe out a colony of 30,000 bees in a few hours, a glut of beheadings that makes the French Revolution look like Dance Dance Revolution.
>The remarkable Asian giant hornet, Vespa mandarinia, grows to almost two inches in length and can sting through a rain jacket. And unlike a honey bee, it can sting repeatedly, its venom breaking down flesh and overloading kidneys. The hornet is formidable, to say the least, but the native honey bees it menaces have an ingenious defense: They form a ball around the scout hornet and vibrate to cook the invader to death, keeping the colony’s coordinates out of the hands of the scout’s soldiers back at base.
>The Asian giant hornet is in many ways a modern winged T. rex. It’s an apex predator, capable of taking down any other insect and incapacitating any mammal dumb or unfortunate enough to disturb it. Should you come across one, don’t move, as the good doctor Grant always said (OK fine, maybe he was wrong about that).
William Bell
Why is it that the Asian version of everything is awful?
Thomas Cooper
they have horns on the back, are yellow and black and fly
they're the same morons, holy shit this board is filled with bottom of the barrel retards
Jaxon Lee
Time to get some carnivorous plants.
Henry Gutierrez
You idiot, that's like saying a donkey and an elephant are the same because they have 4 legs and are often grey. These hornets BTFO bees nest by nest
Hudson Collins
Easy to kill, actually. Just get rid of them before they can fully establish a nest.
Dylan Sullivan
More western propaganda. Everyone knows the giant Asian hornet came from America.
Joseph Mitchell
based
Connor Gomez
You have got to be shitting me
Gavin Perry
Thats a hornet?Looks like an average chinaman.
Aaron Lewis
Somebody post the Bible verse from Revelation
Ryder Cooper
I saw one of those on the pavement last year. It was easily 2 inches long. I was like WTF is that. I thought it was a queen bee but aparently 2 inches is way too big for a queen bee
Noah Myers
fpbp
Luke Smith
How exactly will they invade Britain? Will they just skip the whole of Asia and Eastern/Central Europe?
Leo Lewis
*snip*
Sebastian Gomez
End times, what's next
Henry Collins
As a massive nuffin burger 64% Chin Chang who is over here to eat potatoes and fart I have devised a plan to solve one problem you happening fags are having.
You’re always on the moan that your beloved little teensy weensy bees are disappearing? Well it’s simple, we simply catch house flies, paint them with black and yellow stripes and train them to eat flowers instead of dog turds. Voila! Earth saved.
Jackson Allen
Asian Elephants are pretty docile.
James Sullivan
Open borders for england
Jack Foster
Better not leave your houses Anons! Large Bees might kill you with a single sting!
Jeremiah Gomez
They are in France already.
Blake Flores
>hornet
>bees
Levi Stewart
THE BLACK BVLL BEETLE is built to dominate Chinese hornets. It's BIG BLACK CHOPS are proven to be genetically superior to pasty china bees, delivering snip after snip of painful pleasure a chinese bee can never hope to match.
Connor Parker
I remember a time they were called Japanese Giant Hornets.
Japan goes so hardcore even the bugs are next-level.
Aaron Edwards
>Jap-
>AAAAAAAAASIAN
>ITS ASIAN
> A-S-E-A-N HORNETS
Jaxon Foster
There is no median or middle ground with Asia cultures, it's either go full fledged perfection, or go full lazy island like a flip.
Brayden Scott
I wonder if these are the same ones that I see occasionally here in Louisiana. At least three times I have encountered 3-Mile-Island wasps that look like the ones in OP's picture. Some were 2 inches, but one was easily 3
Angel Martin
We killed everything even marginally threatening in Europe and domesticated the rest. Asians just die and the rest get on with their lives.
Juan James
Reminds me of Half Life τbh
>totalitarian state handing out rations and supplies to citizens and completely controls every aspect of their lives
>reproduction banned, humanity set to die out
>foreign lifeforms scourge the countryside and kill those in their path
>city sections under lockdown from zombie outbreak that the state does not eradicate, choosing to focus on humans instead
>elites in communication with offworld entities have plans to turn the entire planet into a wasteland and convert humans to mindless cyborgs
Jeremiah Howard
>hornets BTFO bees every time
Not true Greek man. Watch this:
youtube.com
Adam Perry
They are all over the world now. And they invade honey bee gives.
Interestingly, bees know how to fight them, they all swarm the wasp and then vibrate to a certain frequency, which raises their body temperature to it's maximum heat level before they themselves, the bees would die, but the wasp is slowly cooked to death because of the amount of bees.
Nature is fucking wild.
Jose Murphy
they spent all their points on making women gorgeous
Jaxon Davis
In Texas there are and have been big ass wasps for ages. Probably the same as you're seeing though it's in the realm of possibility that they came over with Houston being such a port city.
Leo Hernandez
>And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. They had what looked like gold crowns on their heads, and their faces looked like human faces.
Joshua Nguyen
You have been watching too much Dr. Bees, because those are hornets.
James Gutierrez
where did I say everytime? I said nest by nest, like the article says
They destroy entire nests in a few hours, some hornets die but bees get exterminated on the regular
youtube.com
Grayson Martin
What the fuck is happening
Jayden Collins
Vast majority are not gorgeous.
Asher Garcia
Communist wasps AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason Johnson
simp
Ian Walker
youtube.com
Look, 30 of these mofos to kill 30k
Adam Ramirez
They BTFO European honeybees.
The Japanese honeybees put up kamikaze suicide mission level resistance and win out in the end.
Robert Baker
Hi, do you work for the based department?
Sebastian Anderson
Underrated as fuck
Charles Barnes
der ewige mutt
Dylan Gonzalez
Note that the 30,000 honeybees are European.
I do wonder how the Japanese Giant Hornets would fare against violent nigger Africanized killer bees though.
Jeremiah Gray
(((They))) will ship them over
Ayden Rivera
>What can I get for 5 tickets, mister?
>A teddy-bear-shaped eraser, a small roll of stickers, a bouncy ball, or a brown woman that looks like she ran into a wall
Kayden Brooks
>asian hornets
so these hornets are from russia or pakistan, right?
Joshua Lewis
Fpbp
Parker Hernandez
>Set to invade
they don't even hide it anymore
Caleb Morgan
Goddamn. The ride never ends!
Jeremiah Murphy
I honestly want to see what the land down under has in store for us though, Australia has its giant spiders, are Aussie hornets significant enough?
They keep trying the same bullshit every time with "Asian', they used to call them the Japanese giant hornets back in the day
Kevin Parker
They use a shiltoad of make up, you fucking weeb. Most of them are as ugly as a dog eating lemons.
Benjamin Perez
>the cost per year for damages/countering them is under 10 million
So why exactly don't they just toss 1 billion which is practically nothing into countering them? Should easily be able to eradicate them.
Carson Phillips
Lucas Cruz
>What the fuck is happening
Elijah Gutierrez
I don't see hornets.
I see pollinators, honey producers, and doctors.
Xavier Powell
Use raid and install bat boxes and bird houses. Nigger bees infested my yard and after i used a shotgun on their nest, i put some up and they never came back
Noah Myers
When can we nuke Asia?
Eli White
My sides
Jack Miller
Based
Ryder Campbell
Kek
Jonathan Watson
Bro you know how Africanized killer bees do it? The instantly go into a collective bloodlust as soon as a threat is detected.
I don't believe the Giant Hornets would fare too good against a whole colony of raging nigger bees.
And yeah Australia's probably laughing at the rest of the world's conniption at the sight of some big stingy bugs.
Jayden Ramirez
So what you're saying is the mask over her face is an improvement?
Hudson Davis
Hudson Smith
gosh I wish
normally they are just kinda ugo
Dylan Price
Chad beetle btfo'd virgin wasp
Aiden Morales
Kek
Gavin Bailey
The subtle bait of
>giant bees
Is too strong. Here's your (you) you diabolical fucker.
It's a hornet.
Jayden Walker
What do I do if we're living in the end times?
Justin Ramirez
Thanks globalization. Cheap salad shooters and singing pickles were worth destroying our nations and out cultures.
Matthew Kelly
The fucking UK.
Almost no one has even recovered there compared to every other country. Brits are just genetically inferior.
Owen Jenkins
I don't think a poor little bat is going to be able to handle a three inch giant Hornet by itself.
Jacob Barnes
When your food runs away like
Oliver Johnson
Can you domesticate them in a hive like honey bees?
Nathaniel Moore
Don't know about African bees but Japanese bees form balls around giant hornets to bake them to death. Europeans bees haven't figured this out yet.
Nathaniel Edwards
>Blue eyes
She's not Asian. She's some sort of White/Asian mix.