Stand next to him and then report him for not keeping the rules of social distancing, you curtain twitcher.
Joseph Wood
Are you an employee and have you been getting furlough bux? If you are and unless you are working for a massive multinational corp with lots of cash to burn I suggest you start looking for a new job ASAP.
One thing the media forgot to tell you is businesses claiming government gibs for furlough staff will only be getting their money back in June. Meaning they need to have the liquidity to pay for 3 months of payroll before getting anything. Only stay in your current job if you feel your employer has that much cash to burn. You've been warned.
Also only about 1% of businesses have been successful in their emergency loan application. There's a growing feeling in the small business community both the banks and the government are out of money and they are trying to push any loans and grants as far out as they can and hoping the pandemic will end before then. If you don't find a non-furlough job right now you could find yourself in UC within a month or less
why are governments acting like this thing is almost over? we're still at the beginning of the first wave. wave 2 is going to hit much harder due to mutations and the number of "recovered" that will get reinfected.
My boss is getting a 10k grant, but we are in the black thankfully for now. The fact they are throwing money about tells me the recession is going to be dire
Levi Kelly
>the femoid genders attempt at comedy
Kayden Johnson
THAT MEALS I MISSING MORE ... NORF TOP LAD CHIP PEAS GRAVY an then a Punch up after with yer lass on yer arm , leaking badly as I bit his nose off
Logan Thomas
Just in case, for the lad who sent me a metal song :)
Danebro, Pornstars are just animals. They have no souls, no emotions. They are just utilities. Don't try to connect with them. That's how you catch STIs.
Christopher Flores
Hour long queues outside Asda by me today. Boiling hot as well. I think the people that panic bought two weeks ago have eaten everything, and are back for more.
Brody Nguyen
>implying there's a problem with trying to emotionally connect with people don't worry user, your sanity is long gone.
Kayden Watson
>tfw no redheaded Irish gal
Dominic Hernandez
Are they real
> we are in the black thankfully for now The black is in your missus right now too Nonce
The people doing this literally don't know how to not push their agenda to the front, even during a pandemic. It's become so habitual for them it's now almost a kneejerk reaction. I say we start slapping anyone who pulls this shit irl, and berate them loudly for doing it >SLAP! We really don't need to be doing any "check your thinking" shit during a pandemic, cunt! SLAP! I bet no-one watching protests.
Angel Miller
>What do you mean I can't go clubbing or the pub?!
Do they imagine we're now going to re-classify them as "not bug people" or something?
Adam Perez
Why are you guys spamming Sophie Dee all the sudden?
Zachary Parker
Ha ha you changed the name so it looks like Ngubu
Lucas Jenkins
well at least it's not flares & mullets, plague I can handle
Jacob Perez
Bit gay that
Eli Cooper
>There are THREE distinct strains of the novel coronavirus in the world and while Europe is suffering from the original version, Chinese epidemic was driven by an early mutation dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8204255/There-THREE-separate-types-coronavirus.html reminder that this virus is mutating at a faster rate than any known virus in human history. it's also showing a tendency to become deadlier without becoming less contagious with every single mutation.
Nah but i might start getting into breathing exercises for if i get the old chinese lung AIDs
Wyatt Carter
>He thinks delicious, savoury mushy peas are green vomit
Go back to dowsing your Mega McMutt burger meal in sugar and fat sauce you Amerangutan. Call that shit green vomit here and you'll end up like this fellow.
Imagine how much of a comfy life he has, lives in Oxford, bikes around when he wants and occasionally travels down to London to pronounce elite "alite" and whistle his SSSS into the microphones at Radio 4.
I am sorry; life is complicated sometimes but one can always try and and enjoy simple things: a stroll in the park, a glance or smile of a person we love.
This may sound cringe, honestly but it could be a start
Excuse me sirs, couldn't help but notice that delicious picture of food. I see there are Freedom Fries there, but I was unable to identify the green substance, and I presume that is not an American Apple Pie. What is that?
Asher Carter
>Birmingham >racist attack So it was a nog?
Christopher Miller
Mantra meditation my boy
Hudson Moore
Idiot Just ignore him
Christopher Cooper
>doesn't know what mushy peas are
absolute pleb
Ryan Sanchez
i'm muscular yet slim and handsome and now tanned
Brandon Young
Because she is Welsh.
Noah Carter
it's mushy fucking peas, get to know
Dylan Myers
Ethan.
Adrian Wright
That is mushy peas made from dried green split peas, salt, a tiny bit sugar and water. Cooked to a mushy consistency, it's quite delicious but doesn't overpower the pie, which could be steak and kidney, minced beef, creamy chicken or even a vegetarian cheese and potato pie.
Jaxon James
Mushy peas and a meat gravy pie my son
Ryder Gray
everyone meditates every day having a shower? meditating having a ciggie? meditating having a lie down? meditating
Daniel Lee
it's pie and chips, the pie is covered in gravy and the chips are topped off with mushy peas
you don't use open cases when calculating CFR, you're assuming that every open case will "recover" when you do that. use closed cases and assume that the rest of the open cases will follow the pattern that they have been following.
Oliver Fisher
>the people that panic bought two weeks ago have eaten everything Based and greedypigpilled.
David Mitchell
Ffs I'm going to have to crawl out and get more booze. I hate this shit.
