/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3082

CURRENT NYC DEATH RATES 9th April

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 9, 2020 at 9.30am

Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

0 -17 - 0.18%
18-44 - 0.71%
45-64 - 3.5%
65-74 - 10.38%
75+ - 22.11%

Overall 5.26%

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Every nothingburger and fake 0.2% death rate poster is a fag and is a SARS2 positive bugchaser.

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You're making these too good draw-user. It's just too great

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Daily reminder

new paper from cdc
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7

>High Contagiousness and Rapid Spread of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2
High Contagiousness and Rapid Spread of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2

archive.is/IyGbv

wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article?deliveryName=USCDC_333-DM25287

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The fuck are you doing France?

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I made a meme from someone posting on a bunkerchan, can you rate it frens?

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so, a normal person can't be a cleric and a fighter. but if you're schizophrenic- FUCK YEAH!

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Checked

Any one got information on HCQ? I want to learn more about the discrepancy regarding its correlation between the lungs and the virus.

>look up countries on lockdown
>look up population of those countries
>add
>???

profit

Xi Jinping

Why is half the board screaming hoax and whining about this Fauci guy saying he's 'DEEP STATE TRYING TO FUCK UP MUH ECONOMY'?

This is literal CCP tier crap, saying that the virus is a nothingburger, yet somehow everyone also agrees that the WHO are corrupt and run by China for downplaying the pandemic.

Do we have the statistics for asthmatics specifically?

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Are you gonna stop at 100k?

Would we even know? China seems to be in a north korean style information block.

imagine living in the same country as this guy

>R0 of 5.7
MANOLO GET THE YEYOOOOOOOOOOOO
IS THAT FUCKING REAL THIS IS BEYOND THE 4.8 OF WHAT /cvg/ stated in the past

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Counting the number of deaths outside hospitals, unlike everyone else

CURRENT LOUISIANA DEATH RATES 9th April

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

As can be seen, these are far higher than the spamming "0.1% death rate under 60" autist contends

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 7

0-17 - 0.60%
18-29 - 0.21%
30-39 - 0.65%
40-49 - 1.06%
50-59 - 2.15%
60-69 - 4.3%
70+ - 14.24%

Overall 3.82%

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We will know tommorrow when the 1000 people study releases. That will put all to rest

I say make more corona hoax threads. we need to accelerate this

>bunkerchan
What is this post supposed to be, some sort of Serbian jew double bluff?

Good point. I guess trump then for the lols

Who else is planning to defend their stuff with a machete! The best weapon I can get is a fucking machete.

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Can someone explain this chart to me? Does this mean that if you get Corona-chan and live, you can get infected again?
Also, what is ADE exactly and does that mean that vaccine will be hard to make?

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>TOP CHANGES TODAY
#1. United States +22,174 (+1,458)
#2. France +4,799 (+1,341)
#3. United Kingdom +4,344 (+881)
#4. Spain +4,226 (+446)
#5. Italy +4,204 (+610)
#6. Turkey +4,056 (+96)
#7. Germany +2,227 (+102)
#8. Iran +1,634 (+117)
#9. Belgium +1,580 (+283)
#10. Russia +1,459 (+13)
#11. Canada +1,258 (+76)
#12. Netherlands +1,213 (+148)
#13. Peru +914 (+17)
#14. Portugal +815 (+29)
#15. India +809 (+48)
#16. Switzerland +766 (+53)
#17. Sweden +722 (+106)
#18. Israel +564 (+13)
#19. Ecuador +515 (+30)
#20. Ireland +500 (+28)
#21. Romania +441 (+28)
#22. Chile +426 (+9)
#23. Belarus +420 (+3)
#24. Mexico +396 (+33)
#25. Poland +370 (+15)
#26. Saudi Arabia +355 (+3)
#27. Indonesia +337 (+40)
#28. Austria +302 (+22)
#29. Brazil +286 (+19)
#30. Dominican Republic +238 (+10)
#31. Denmark +233 (+19)
#32. Pakistan +226 (+4)
#33. Ukraine +224 (+5)
#34. Philippines +206 (+21)
#35. Serbia +201 (+1)
#36. Czech Republic +155 (+13)
#37. Egypt +139 (+15)
#38. Norway +120 (+7)
#39. Finland +118 (+2)
#40. Moldova +115 (+2)
#41. Bangladesh +112 (+1)
#42. Malaysia +109 (+2)
#43. Azerbaijan +104 (+1)
#44. Morocco +99 (+4)
#45. Algeria +94 (+30)
#46. Hungary +85 (+8)
#47. Luxembourg +81 (+6)
#48. Greece +71 (+4)
#49. Croatia +64 (+1)
#50. China +63 (+2)

>the burgers are waking up

Well time to start hiding flags

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

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same, I only have garden tools and a butterfly knife

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Good. That monkeymemeflag faggot needs to shut his yip and stop posting his gay edits of Raoult's face everywhere until he has respectable and analyzable data.

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Mass graves in New York? I hope Corona-Chan mutates to reanimate the dead. Maybe when the comet passes.

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>waking up
>it's past noon in burgerworld

it's because nu-Yas Forums is infested with uneducated schizos who would rather LARP completely unreasonable conspiracy theories than actually discuss reality. I'm convinced the average IQ on this board is dipping to the mid-to-high 90s range and the average user most certainly does not have a higher education, or professional experience in any field. Bunch of NEET retards.

It's 3p.m. here

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Well anons. I just realized we're at the absolute beginning of this pandemic.
I mean sure now numbers will go down.
After around 2-3 months of heavy restrictions its just normal for that. The sooner a country implimented them the faster it is for them.
Gov. gona think they have it under controle people will be happy as more and more restrictions get lifted.
And heres the point.
What do we know about corona?

>you get very limited to no immunity to it. And even if youre one of the lucky few with immunity all it needs is a new strain of a highly mutating virus
>reinfection hits a lot harder and deadlier.
>incubation time of 5-28 days.
>survives on objects up to 28 days even with sporadic bleach cleaning
>mutates fast
>asymptomic spreaders.
>no cure
>no vaccine

Now think about it. Restrictions get lifted people are happy.
Finaly freedom! Finaly human contact! PARTY! CLOSE CONTACT! FUCKING!
And trust me thousend over thousends will do that the moment they are allowed back into "normalcy".
Now all it needs is 1 single infected in a country. And we're back to square zero.
I mean sure lets say france has a new surge of infected. alot of countrys will ban travel to and from it. But some wont. And from there it spreads even in countrys with the travel ban.

But people will only realize it mostly 5-28 days later.
Now remember.

>REINFECTION HITS A LOT HARDER AND IS MORE DEADLY

Hospitals will be full with new infections who got it the first time but are still dying quite a lot.
And with reinfections who will die like flies

Lockdowns with less than 88% of population will be ineffective.
We'll see MILITARIZATION of LOCKDOWNS.

This is the best thing to ever happen to white america, fuck you

its 4pm here retard

C O P E

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I've seen partial breakdowns by co morbidity but that's such a moving target atm it's a bit pointless
NYC breaks it down by comorbid or not

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Thank you Corona-chan for ridding us of old people while sparing the young. Truly you are a blessed virus.
I can't wait to see how cheap housing becomes once the old fucks are all dead. We live in amazing times.

Yeah i figured something about that, but i was wondering if there was a site like "worldometers.info/coronavirus/" with more accuracy than just add together the total pop of the so called countries in lockdown.
Negrinho, estamos aqui para sempre.

Still got a few hours before the majority of the retards flop in. I notice when it gets past midnight in the UK this place is a writeoff.
Brazilians are worse than the Americans though believe it or not.

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I've got a 2ft machete and a 150lb crossbow

Wait people still die from diarrhea? Are they from the fucking 13th century?

>graphposter spammer hasn’t posted yet
>huefag hasn’t shilled HCQ yet

OH NO NO NO THEY GAVE UP LOLOLOL EVEN IF THEY POST BOW ITS BECAUSE I CALLED THEM OUT OHOHOHOHOHO AHHHHAHAHAHA

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CONTANT WARNING!!!
Hardcore; NTR; Cuckquean; flat curve.

(I usually don't draw hardcore H like this)

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You have hands now is the time to learn how to use them to do things other than be a merchant.

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>TOP COUNTRIES LIST
#1. United States 457,101 (16,246)
#2. Spain 152,446 (15,238)
#3. Italy 143,626 (18,279)
#4. France 117,749 (12,210)
#5. Germany 115,523 (2,451)
#6. China 81,865 (3,335)
#7. Iran 66,220 (4,110)
#8. United Kingdom 65,077 (7,978)
#9. Turkey 42,282 (908)
#10. Belgium 24,983 (2,523)
#11. Switzerland 24,046 (948)
#12. Netherlands 21,762 (2,396)
#13. Canada 20,696 (503)
#14. Brazil 16,474 (839)
#15. Portugal 13,956 (409)
#16. Austria 13,244 (295)
#17. South Korea 10,423 (204)
#18. Russia 10,131 (76)
#19. Israel 9,968 (86)
#20. Sweden 9,141 (793)
#21. India 6,725 (226)
#22. Ireland 6,574 (263)
#23. Norway 6,162 (108)
#24. Australia 6,104 (51)
#25. Chile 5,972 (57)
#26. Denmark 5,635 (237)
#27. Poland 5,575 (174)
#28. Czech Republic 5,467 (112)
#29. Peru 5,256 (138)
#30. Romania 5,202 (248)
#31. Ecuador 4,965 (272)
#32. Japan 4,667 (94)
#33. Pakistan 4,489 (65)
#34. Malaysia 4,228 (67)
#35. Philippines 4,076 (203)
#36. Indonesia 3,293 (280)
#37. Saudi Arabia 3,287 (44)
#38. Mexico 3,181 (174)
#39. Luxembourg 3,115 (52)
#40. Serbia 2,867 (66)
#41. United Arab Emirates 2,659 (12)
#42. Finland 2,605 (42)
#43. Panama 2,528 (63)
#44. Thailand 2,423 (32)
#45. Qatar 2,376 (6)
#46. Dominican Republic 2,349 (118)
#47. Colombia 2,054 (55)
#48. Greece 1,955 (87)
#49. South Africa 1,934 (18)
#50. Singapore 1,910 (6)

Songs (vocals only):
Sweet corona:
voca.ro/6X2qpfaZVp0
Down with the sickness (jazz):
voca.ro/hME7GAF5hBR
Hurt:
voca.ro/m8CrB15FWuf
Bat flu rising:
voca.ro/l4u0vzyGmBW
Oats in the water:
voca.ro/cDaUs9lx0Wf
My Sharona:
voca.ro/eveaUivwDBT
Gives you hell:
voca.ro/nfVcg44k3Cw
Hallelujah:
voca.ro/bELOiIrJzmy
Welcome to the jungle (jazz):
voca.ro/4ua3rJGVTF2
Closer(jazz):
voca.ro/6JvDTUWfiMq
Alive with the glory of love:
voca.ro/n3qSBqa4N1T
Skater boy:
voca.ro/43wMUlzdmod
Enter Sandman:
voca.ro/7vLgEwqWx4C
Frozen
vocaroo.com/aUO8OHwbMje
Heat of the Moment
vocaroo.com/ozheWRm5v33
City of Lights (TAPE FIVE):
voca.ro/53QwWyVW3rK

out of ideas and looking for more songs, anyone suggestions?

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>machete

Not good but not terrible.

Those responsible for distributing the mask even "forgot" to inform the personnel, that the masks are useless.
tageszeitung.it/2020/04/09/zerzer-luegt/

Second wave will probably hit next year, right around flu season...

Gotta keep the goyim panicked.

>america
>white

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>mfw athsma but no other comorbidities

What are my odds lads

100,000 deaths tomorrow

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>Militarizations of Lockdowns
So basically Martial LAW. Shit's getting interdasting by the minute chico

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He won't because he isn't here to post about the virus. He just has an inferiority complex towards Argentina so he attacks Argi

Don't you have night vision goggles?

Template:

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immunity on average lasts 6 months for most coronaviruses

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You aren't surviving more than 2 weeks lmao

Time to pack it up, Coronavirus is over. Nobody young ever dies and now Boris is recovered despite boozing, smoking and working non stop through it all business will be opened again. The Queen will tell the world it's over on May 1

>KN95
There it is again, that worthless chink "standard"

Just woke up
Anyone get their Trumpbux?
Apparently they started going out last night

>being this fucking lewd on Yas Forums

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I recommend using a kitchen knife over that butterfly, it will not work that well.
If you get a retard who runs at you, then you will need something easy to pull out. Try keeping a small steak paring knife, they are tiny and sharp.

Dzięki

Noooo Ebola-chan dun cry but then again you are pretty shitty when it comes to killing niggars compared to Corona-chan

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>I hope Corona-Chan mutates to reanimate the dead. Maybe when the comet passes
Already confirmed, nigga

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That's a heavy crossbow... how do you plan on carrying it around?

>Second wave will probably hit next year, right around flu season...
We'll have the vaccine by then and I doubt it will take that long. The second people start packing the subways again this shit is gonna come roaring back

Just make yourself a crossbow

Can someone edit in the start of that corona-chan greentext please

I don't wanna be me
Type O Negative

you know i just realized that since italy cant handle cremating corona victims its kinda weird from a history point of view. even if all the corona deaths were solely in italy its about 30k dead a month. the germans in WWII managed to cremate 166666.666667 holocaust victims every month for three years in the middle of the worst war and the worst material shortages in history using relatively small wood burning ovens. why doesnt italy just buy some german incinerators?

Big jump for Israel today. More than the previous two days combined. Reminder that they want to kick the Orthodox Jews out of Israel now because they are super spreaders.

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Your posts always cheer me up,kraut user
Thanks for giving me hope in this happening
Praise be corona-chan
May she save us from this clown world

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At what number of deaths does a great unclean one get summoned?

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Hey fren, machete is cool but maybe try getting hatchet or crowbar or baseball bat+nails

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anybody got any webms or sound videos from this pandemic that give off an abysmal feeling ?
i.e. suicides, mental breakdown in front of dead bodies

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Don't worry, they found a cure

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Thank you

thehill.com/homenews/news/492053-coronavirus-now-leading-cause-of-death-in-us
Just like the flu, happooners BTFO

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fuck fuck fuck!
do you have any idea about vaccine viability?
and is it true that if you get re-infected, you have a greater chance of dying? any idea why that is?

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I've got a Gerber knife as well and I've made an underarm carry for easy concealing

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We knew this few months ago when chinks lowered deaths by about 130

ebola-chan was too effective at killing niggers and the symptoms were more sever and visible so it was easier to contain

BREAKING
MICHIGAN enforces lock in tilll end of april with additional restrictions
-All non essential goods inside stores being roped off and no longer can be purchased
-occupants insides stores will be limited to 25% of fire capacity.
-expect a bum rush tonight in michigan stores for TP, Beans, Rice, Canned soup, Chicken Breast, Eggs, Hot Dogs, Brats, Bread
NOT A DRILL

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>Reminder that they want to kick the Orthodox Jews out of Israel now because they are super spreaders.
Turns out a bunch of psycho science-denying retards arent the best people to be around during a pandemic where obeying science determines survival

So talk to me about this immunocompromisation. What are we looking at here after a few months of quarantine? A quarantine over the entirety of Europe, I feel I need to mention again as there are still cunts out there who feel that this isn't a happening.
Reinfection? Reactivation? Whats going on? Convince me because I feel like we're going to have a quarantine until maybe June then stuff will slowly start opening again.

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>vaccine
lol no

Based on how slow these threads have become, everybody is starting to realise this is a nothing burger which we will have recovered from by mid August

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Considering that china is nurgles playground, I'm sure it's already stomping around in asia.

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Ebola-chan.... its not what you think

YES. MARTIAL LAW
not marital law
not marshal law
MARTIAL LAW, MARTIAL LAW EVERYWHERE.

UP TO 150 MEMBERS OF THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY REPORTEDLY HAVE CORONAVIRUS

nypost.com/2020/04/09/up-to-150-members-of-saudi-royal-family-may-have-coronavirus/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

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Cope, you know we all just woke up

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they are working so hard

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Spears and slingshots for long range my nigga also just traps in general so that there won't be any puta creeping near you

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>1930 new cases and 141 new deaths in Brazil today
We need more tests...

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Because those incinerators dont exist user

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Oh thanks.
I used to make simple front-view GIFs like that often.

happy to bring you a smile of doom

Donald Trump

not much to work with there

We have them in trials now. Every lab in the world is racing full speed towards solving it. We'll have a functional vaccine in one year's time.

Well there's a few videos of the cops using the horn noise from the purge to indicate curfew. It's creepy but also hilarious how shortsighted it was

It's mostly just a single, ultraretarded brazilian

I literally dont get why the antagonizes the OP the whole time. The screencaps he keeps posting seem innocuous

people gon crazzee

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You really think you need the same fire power to creamate bones without fat and flesh?

I've been up since 5am, actually. Had to burn grass and weeds around the fields.

high viral loads

irishtimes.com/news/science/when-i-look-at-the-viral-loads-we-find-in-elderly-people-it-is-mind-boggling-1.4224985

>tfw you barely posted but these niggers are still butthurt

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HOW THE WORLD IS SO PEACEFUL RIGHT NOW
HOW MOTHERFUCKERS HOW
YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE THAT FEEL HUNGER RIGHT NOW AND LOST THEIR JOB DONT THINK "SHIT IS LOOTING TIME!"?????

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>>survives on objects up to 28 days even with sporadic bleach cleaning

This isn't actually true, the remnants of the virus last that long but the virus is not viable anywhere near that period.

hate to be a bummer but facts are facts

Apparently conservative pundits are doing a fine job at that already.

Look at the replies to this user for example of how retarded this place is now. You get called a Chinese shill for saying that the virus is being downplayed..

It even mentions heart attack in the song. Maybe it's a song for the newly infected

>defend
I'm fully insured, apartment and also mugging insurance. I would surrender or run away if I was being robbed and let them take it.

>Brazilians are worse than the Americans
This.

South America is so fucked

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>Go on, try me

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Too many cameras in the UK. The moment the power grid is knocked out here, you can bet your arse there will be looting.