>Too early to lift UK lockdown, Raab says
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>EU could fail over outbreak, warns Italy's Giuseppe Conte
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>Government agrees emergency funding deal with Bank
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>Lockdown for several more weeks at least, says Welsh minister
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>Stay at home over Easter to stop virus, public told
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Fuck off with that arse mountain FFS!
is she our/pornstar
Given this is a global pandemic are any other countries doing this shit?
so is Easter now an endless pajama party?
not heard a single clap today or last 2 weeks
Youd think with her whore cash she would be able to afford a proper bidet
Is she even still active?
I still can't believe some twat was using an airhorn.
I prefer Lexi Belle
It's just a shame she became Taco Belle
I think France has a national gallic shrug every day
Italy and Spain.
Do you still live in the middle of Liverpool?
An eruption of greenhouse gases from that giant arse could push the Earth out of its orbit!
Not man enough user?
Never been in lexi belle but i was an extra in memphis belle
All the people clapping will be out on the sunny Easter weekend ignoring social distancing and #stayathome
>That pic
>LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
The expression on the old guy says it all.
they should get that guy who did the trumpet at the england footy matches. put him on radio 1 so everyone clap in sync
here comes the shaming
bbc keep banging on about spics and spaghettis singing and clapping for their health service
i'm not me la
I enjoyed all the REEEEEing of leftie Facebook mom's when Clap For Boris was proposed.
Suddenly "an apolitical show of appreciation" wasn't so apolitical when you do it for Blonde Man Bad
just banged the pots and wooped and cheered for our brave workers! they should do this everyday!
Post comfy paintings lad
someone was blowing a bugle on my street
Is it worth getting into HP Lovecraft?
Good. Fuck staying at home. Going to the beach tomorow.
hopefully picking up the coof in the process.
certainly not. our pornstar obviously must be british, my vote is for paige turnah. any other contenders? my knowledge of pornstars only extends to yanks
Weird my street didnt clap the other week but today they were banging fucking pots and everything.
Piss off. I just don't like fat tarts.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>Germans are saying it has a kill rate of 0.37%
there's no evidence of it being anywhere near that low, especially considering that nearly every country is underreporting deaths and the fact that we're seeing a 26% CFR outside of china.
Fuck sake, if corona wasn't a nothing burger it could kill off some of these retards
This clapping business is 2 minutes hate tier.
Laughing at question time desu
>all women
If you like gay sex.
>Piss off. I just don't like tat farts.
Was walking to the shop and a bunch of people came out on the street and started clapping, banging pots and blowing vuvuzelas, at first I thought they were calpping for me cus I'm a fat fuck and it's the first time I left the flat in a week. Now I'm probably going to contract it from one of the legions of normalfags I had to scoot past.
>Suddenly "an apolitical show of appreciation" wasn't so apolitical when you do it for the primeminister
Based retard.
post someone who isn't a fat bimbo
this
Pray for Corona to take them all.
never bothered myself, it's popular with hippies
Thats a bit gay lad, why don't you like women?
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Yes. Great stories and he was based.
>that guy's voice on QT
wanna punch that fucker
i fucking hate all of you
CEBM at Oxford modeling a death rate of 0.01% to 0.26% as of April 7
are question time threads still a thing?
I gave up on that cancerous show years ago. Mental health improved dramatically
is that shitshow still running?
currently watching shaun of the dead. it's one of my favourite films, i find it really comfy and nostalgic
My cock is too small
It wouldn't fit past them cheeks into either hole
This
But I am not gay; I like girls lad
MUH WINCHESTER REFERENCES
>middle-aged white lefty Scottish rapper
We're hitting yikes levels that shouldn't be possible.
>raab
Quintessentially British
Are you watching QT? A jock just said bill gates is in cahoots with Jewish aliens
Ffs. Why did we stop sacrificing animals and do weird dances to thank the God's?
It beats clapping like retards
manhands done a number on me
Literally no-one has clapped on my street at any point, not heard any from further away either
can't tell if they're taking the piss or not: twitter.com
I'm sure you could find somewhere it would fit?
now now, cheer up or we'll all give you a group hug and you know how much you'd hate that.
Jonathan Bowden liked him, even had a talk about him. I just can’t read fiction.
This guy is saying inequality in society has created more people at risk. He's never heard of south Korea obviously, a highly unequal capitalist racially homogenous society with private healthcare lol
Ugly chav or weird auntie face and ridiculous body.
I'm on no fap but I would it difficult to fap to this.
Pretty good film and I get the same nostalgic feels watching it.
>TFW the pub they used was redeveloped into flats
You can read his stuff for free here mate...
just ram it in harder
look at all that wasted space. you could easily turn that into 4000 apartments
what's more realistic?
1. the numbers that we are observing are accurate
or
2. the death rate is >100x lower than what we're observing
no please post a clip somebody
Here you go.
I know
REEEEEEEE WE HAVE NO CONFIRMED CASES WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS WHY ARE THE POLICE HASSLING ME FOR GOING OUT TO THE SHOP FUCK YOU LONDON THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is that gascoigne?
das rite
I don't mind fiction if it's historical and well researched, anything C.S, Forester is good, I've read the whole Hornblower series
You clearly don't understand how CFR is calculated.
Do some research.
i need a cuddle
or a heartless hug t b h
>our next question comes from the Darren Stokes.
>"As a welder in t' honest town of Norf, immigrants have taken meh job."
>purple haired shill wailing rings out from the back of the audience
>oxbridge tory/labour/lib dem faceless droid attempts to reason between the two of them and show understanding
>cuts to the jokey question about Celebrity Big Brother
Stuff only homos and nonces like: marmite, morrisey, hp sauce.
>tfw had a dream I was talking to Bojo last night but don't remember what we talked about
Wouldn't be very respectful of all the skilled African architects and craftspeople of colour who made it.
of course it was. the pub i used to go with my dad to is now flats. fond memories of half pints of lemonade, minstrels from the 20p machine and long summer evenings in the pub garden.
This is very beautiful; what is it?
I like Speer, quite nice.
Really interesting approach taken for the Chancellery.
I will destroy you if you dare touch; but you dare not
Nice!
Here is a Paolo Uccello
This clapping is as embarrassing as when those dickheads starting singing Don’t look back in anger after the Manchester bombing happened.
meanwhile a gunshot is heard at No. 51 Festive Avenue as I finally top myself in despair...
Literally London/the green belt atm
Comfy rural areas being transformed into identikit suburban development for Tim from accounting, his dog, wife, three kids and his volvo
Are there ANY downsides to this pandemic, guys?
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What HP Lovecraft book should I start with?
that's kind of a myth, if her arse is high enough in the air and her back is arched the beehive is right there in sight
dunno just saved it
If you liked hornblower read bernard cornwell. Wrote the sharpe books and other historical military fiction.
I'm here for the secrets of Britannia
Paintings, poetry, gay youtube song posting. I think you love the cock mate
let’s face it lads; i’m muscular-yet-slim, handsome and tanned - and this makes brit/pol/cels seethe
I know you do
thought he was about to play the last post lmfao that would be a bit sombre
Post your butthole.
we're an island lad
fucking hell mate, that is such a bent post and i hate most of the cunts on here
call of cthulhu
manhands was saying mean things about you mate
no you dont
>fit
>healthy
>is fat
^moves into your street
idk, can't even think of a title, it's all Cthula and shit isn't it?
Ruby fucking wax breaking up and stuttering over each other because of the bad line are you shitting me
Fuck that I'm out
>boomers continuously vote to take away any economic advantage enjoyed by milennials
>boomer remover arrives on our shores
>we shut down the economy for them
I support it but let's not pretend they'd do the same for us
that kinda shit drives me mad. after the manchester bombing one of my leftie mates made excuses for the bomber, basically saying along the line of "well we bombed their country" fucking moron.
stupid newfag
what are you injecting?
Short stories, at the mountains of madness, the dulwich horror.
>Wow thanks a lot. I am an archaeologist by trade so artifact finds are always a bonus. THanks user, wasn't expecting so many warm responses.
Interesting. What kind of archaeologist?
Also, check out the reenactment group Wulfheodenas, you'll find them on facebook. They have some great pictures and links to Anglo-Saxon research papers.
You might also be interested in the facebook page BalkanCelts, they sometimes post info about Celtic finds from Poland.
Why hello there.
whats wrong with your nipple why is it over there?
nipples into his armpits mate
It's sort of funny, I mean when you see footage of the people clapping they are all bunched up together when we're meant to be social distancing. Guess that rule doesn't matter when celebrating our glorious en ache ess
Sad feels mate. A popular pup in my town closed down recently and can see the same fate happening to it.
This got cloned up and down the country. A combination of no smoking as you poison your liver (health and safety mubblyjunk...) and fucking ratbreeding mozzies shitting on drinking culture.
Maybe once this situation has crunched a few cherished statistic charts into dust, we can say "fuck health and safety...and fuck muslims too".
We want our culture back.
Sound, I’ll order it now.
I do. I’ve heard stories about heroin users saying that it feels like a big hug
makes zero difference to me. i'd still bite your nose off and gouge your eyes out if it came to it
the telescreen even suspends programming and tells you to go outside and clap
None of my fuck buddies are willing to come round what the fuck do I do?
What porn shall I wank off too?
I have read a lot of his too, also the guy who wrote Master & Commander, he did a whole series of them, good stuff.
ganna fucking coom lad
You're a good man and true to your word. Cheers to you
>thinking that dyel juices
Lmao
more houses
more immigrants
more debt
desu it was probably the doorknob licking and spitdrinks that did for him.
Ordered.
Bowden talked about the mountains of madness, I’ll get that next. They don’t come in order do they?
I already gave you a link where you can read all his stuff for free online...
she'd get it tbf
Nice, but is that a mole or do you have a wandering nipple?
>>Boris Johnson LEAVES intensive care unit after three nights to continue his coronavirus recovery on hospital ward as Downing Street says 'he is in extremely good spirits'
word, i somewhat doubt it though
Didn’t notice, cheers lad.
over where
where's it supposed to be
in the middle?
Yes, what about it?
Like what? Who cares in any case
There's enough there to keep you going through the lockdown.
All the fatties lie about being fit and healthy
>be british
>get rekt
Reminder
what the fuck lads are nipples not meant to be there
no ones pointed this out to me before
file name
>Brown nipples
Not gonna make it .
No worries mate.
Is DARKWEB stuff reals ..?
Can we look a little surface , who do you think makes this Stupid shit UP ?
It stops the VERY GENIUS tards an tists looking at real world stuff ok ! ?? THINK ?
Lets throw b8 around DW which was surface inb4 google ,
STOP For a min and think the rabbit holes you have chased are made by the Kikes who said the Gas chambers killed 16million !
Wake the Fuck up Now Guys ,
theres none of OPs trench shit ok ,
its all myth an built up stuff to stop the masses seeing the KIKES AS DEMONS ... I fully expect Jews all at me ,
But seriously , You Tards /Tists would wake up the world to the houlocaust lie if not shitting about after angels and demons .. ffs
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Was he Right 16 million , accepted then 14 , then .. 12 as FACTO , then 10 , in the 1980s , then 90s its set by the Jewish Council its 12 million , But census taken at time still say its wrong , so, Revised is a few 100,000 died at Gas Nazi gas chambers !
HOW DID WE LET THEM ,
Get away Lies all this Time , was allied Bombing=supplies / tythoid killed the prison camps , scientists agree now 2019. an less than the Jew Revised number , its 50 k in all camps. Yet we let THEM work us like SHEEP.... . ?
have this from me ..
Sort of, although people argue about it
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doubt you could mate
I suppose everything shut now but I do the rounds of the local charity shop and buy books that look interesting, it's kinda pot luck but I've found some stuff I'd never have heard of elsewhere,
even got a Mein Kampf english translation once.. it's surprising what you can find!
i'm jewish mate
>takes up all your time
jewometers isn't bothering to update age stats as so few people under 60 are dying
I was all set for a happening, for fuck sake.
not in the middle of your armpit no, they go on your chest dude.
well your doubt is misplaced
not allowed to say mate
No user, your nipple shouldn't look like it's making a run for your armpit. Is the other one trying to scarper too?
Just like his nipple.
Purple Mod is a kike shilled cunt ..
I after his home addy to go doorstep daz challenge him alive .. saying from Moots BBs
What is this for?
yummy
KYS KIKE CUNT YOU DURTY BASTARD
this is incredibly fucking gay
Apparently it’s coming on the 14th lad. I’ll do that though when everything is back to normal
Looks like Yas Forums saved dogs
Coronavirus: China to reclassify dogs as pets rather than livestock in response to COVID-19 outbreak
To virtue signal on social media
rekt
post bellend or won't believe you!
Can you multiply these rates by the population histogram binned to the same brackets to see how many brits in total we'd get rid of, assuming everyone gets infected?
Enjoy your passover.
Have I got your back up user tee hee
Go on amazon, search something, and order the book results by price. Theres yank charities sell books from closing libraries dirt cheap just so they dont get binned. I bought 30 books for a tenner once.
and now we start eating them for the kek
A challenger appears
Welsh slag btfo proper English jasmine jae is /our/ girl
kek no they're not
This.
The pcso's visited and told them they would e off the list if they didnt clap this week
Disgusting
I bet you wank over your own reflection
paige turnah is vastly superior in every way
>showracemenu
idk what you paid for a book online but you buy books in a charity shop at 50p a pop,
new books are a shocking price these days.
Just hasn't got the assets mate.
reminder. you are the enemy. remember who they work for. who they protect. who you can't criticise. why your freedom of speech is gone
i need a direction
Hey, Britbros, is Emma Glover still hot?
She's a fucking whore though.
Fuck off jew
Nobody claps for financial services.
Beat me to it.
In my studies I have identified two new synthetic British accents, which I shall call Standard Deano and Middle Geezer. They share curious features such as transforming "i" to "oi", "o" to "ao", and "er" to "ar".
You know who prefers ass over tits? Gay guys!
You're mad because she isn't your whore lad, thats all.
