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>EU could fail over outbreak, warns Italy's Giuseppe Conte
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>Lockdown for several more weeks at least, says Welsh minister
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>110
Fuck off seethenonce
Clap for me or I'll call you a tranny.
stay in there with all the dribbling yanks, retard
Clap for me or I'll fuck you up the bum.
i really need to start watermarking my oc
Yeah, I tug my wiener to these threads, so what?
Gay
i make more memes than you
i earned this
What's it like having a wank when you don't have a foreskin?
Good lad.
love it when a job has the requirement of knowing english
>"Please everyone! Stay indoors during the most significant event in the Christian calendar in a Christian country!"
At first I didn't know what to think, then I got on the Peter hitchens train and went full 'it's not as bad this is all just mass hysteria', but now having seen how fucking pathetic the British public are, I hope this great plague decimates this country.
fair enough ill let this one slide
That’s a flexible requirement often
Saw two little frogs in the garden before lads.
Dude stop posting Sophie. I can only jerk off so many times.
I’ll outgay you any day of the week you fake ass faggot. You are nothing to me but a wannabe homo. Yeah, I will squeeze your asscheeks while I’m on my knees eating all your cummies homo.
Not sure, all I have ever known.
HNNNNNG
Are you gay lad, don't you like woman or you're a raging incel?
Even the Iranian government was telling their citizens to not go Musliming about at the start of Ramadan. And unlike the Church of England they actually take their religion seriously.
Vegans no longer care about animal rights anymore and the entire cult is now about Vegans making themselves out to be victims so they can give themselves a pat on the back
>those eyes
She could suck my soul out through my dick like some slaaneshi demon whore
Light cotton feels the best. Answering for a friend.
The hour approaches.
>a fecalized environment.
She does have a stunning pair mate
The quiet before the storm....
what a wazzo pair of jugs
Almost time for the clappening, looking forward to being applauded by the neighbours for sitting on my arse in an office eating the free Easter eggs people keep sending us
Based British sophie dee poster
reminder that there is no chance of an antidote or effective antiviral treatment for this virus. it's mutating too quickly for either to be a possibility.
>becoming 110
wat?
When the first clapparoo happened, me and my father, as patriotic Englishmen, stepped out to applaud our brave care workers but we couldn't help feeling an overwhelming feeling of cringe.
I didn't know it was going to be a weekly thing and it took me totally by surprise.
Needless to say we didn't join in.
Lads, they're fake though.
They wont know it but they'll all be clapping for me.
>pollster called up to ask about how much I'd been following the lockdown rules
>respond "Not at all"
Enjoy the harsher curfew.
I want to breed priti patel
It's a nothingburger, viruses like this come and go, only media attention has made this one seem important
I'd drag my balls 3 miles through acid tipped glass shards just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
>there's fireworks going off somewhere
Think yourself lucky, in many countries it's daily
ARE YOU READY TO CLAP??????
don't ruin it for me
They look like that in real life so how are they fake?
Service with a smile my friend.
>Christian country
Oh no my whole world is shattered m80
Lmaooo
I can’t watch porn anymore knowing you’re watching women who were abandoned by their family and are desperate so much so that they are willing to destroy their entire motherhood for some money.
I'm so proud of what this country has become in a short few weeks, we've thrown off the chains of rapacious atomised capitalism and embraced the philosophy of Socialism with Etonian characteristics as formulated by our comrade in arms Boris Jucheson. (Pic is me in Lincolnshire digging potatoes for the NHS)
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You lads ready to clap?
30 SECONDS, GOD BE WITH YOU !!
she's too old to have kids, retard
110th country to kick out the jews
Porn is beastly lads
Jewess.
>It's a nothingburger
>4 billion+ people locked down
>26% of cases outside of china have ended in death
>reinfection is a confirmed fact
>damages lungs, heart, kidneys, testicles, nervous system and brain
>no chance of a vaccine and no way to contain it
Fireworks ho!
Thank you, thank you. You're too kind!
IT'S CLAPPENING
Oh no, they're banging pans again. If anything it's worse than last week. Fireworks as well.
She even says "they're new" in one of her old videos
Not going to post it, because I'm on Noporn and it's holy week.
Whose watching Red Dwarf tonight?
Im reddy
Aww some cheering
I HEAR CLAPPING
they're fucking CLAPPIN again lads
WAHEYYYYYYY
THE GREAT CLABBENING IS UPON US
MANDATORY CLAPPING WILL COMMENCE SOON
CLAP OR BE FINED
Clap clap clap
good
porn is filth
Why are they clapping again?
They're cheering, banging pots or something and honking car horns.
And it's all for ME
Haha ships are sounding the fog horn
My landlady's kids are doing it, too. Fuck's sake.
I'm clapping like my life depends on it
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
ARE EN AYYCHE ESSSSSSSSS WOOWOOWOWOOWOWOOO
*claps*
pan bangers are back
Not one clapper this week.
People are letting off fireworks for r en haich ess
Looks like Boris showed true leadership and took one for the herd lads. Will you follow in his great example?
How long is this clapping shit going to go on for? Its not a weekly thing is it? My neighbours are doing my fucking nut in
Need a clapping loicence first m8
I'd drag my bell-end over 5 miles of sandpaper just to her her fart through a megaphone
CLAP UR FUCKING HANDS YOU CUNTS
can hear spastics clapping and banging cooking pans
DICKS OUT BOYS
This clapping is beyond pathetic at this point
The NHS has officially become a state sponsored cult
some motherfucker blowin a trumpet
ahhh people are clapping outside
Clap or you're a leftie scum
Okay you can fucking stop now that banging is annoying.
People using fireworks AND clapping
I'm in Grimsby
Why is this happening HERE of all places??
>"luv ma kids x" neighbour with massive rainbows in every window making a racket
what a surprise
Same.
>more compulsory celebration
Fuck off.
PEOPLE ARE STILL CLAPPING
That's what they look like for real. She has those tits. They might be silicone, but they are real.
Last week one was still going at 830, I think he was drunk
Everyone is clapping.
>HOLY SHIT LET'S CLAP FOR NHS!
This is the loudest one yet. Just heard one of the neighbour's say "See you next week."
Why the fuck is someone whooping like Jimmy from that one episode of Ed Edd n Eddy when he was dancing?
Is it clapping night today? Or is it everyday?
A car just went past honking its horn
loudest one yet here too, they had the fireworks out
GO OUTSIDE AND CATCH SARS 2
Oi lads get outside and clap for are NHS
Okay some cunt has an airhorn this is getting out of hand.
>back of my house faces a council estate and cheaper housing
>front faces a pretty wealthy street
>wealthier street is clapping noticeably louder
Is this a coincidence
Pan-banging is pure paki behaviour.
Very simmilar to the 2 minutes of hate isn't it? Okay it's not hate but the cult like unity and propaganda purposes.
Just once a week here thank god
i just did a clap in the toilet
What a badass
my mum has been clapping for 3 minutes
I can you you clapping you ungrateful scum bags. Come on are glorious NHS needs your claps!!!
IF you clap, you're lefty scum.
>See you next week, fellow Redditors.
thursdays
although some people were out clapping here when Boris got ill too
CLIAP FER DE ENNAYCHESS LAVVIES
PRITTEND YER A BLUDDY BURGER BLUD AMERRYCUN AND SLAP YER ANDS
Fucking hell lads they are lighting fireworks and banging pans, this better not be a permanent fixture of british life.
What a clap lads!
>we couldn't help feeling an overwhelming feeling of cringe.
Same.
Banging pots and pans to scare the comet away
>ringing bells
>letting off fire works
>car horns
R *CLAP*
N *CLAP*
H *CLAP*
S *CLAP*
She must really love the NHS.
Just had a load of fireworks go off and two pensioners outside banging a pot and pan.
My other half is a keyworker and she's trying to rest
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>people clapping
>fireworks going off
My mother caught this as a fucking nurse because of the fucking state of the NHS fuck this country and the robotic sheep
me too
I'm claaaaaaaaapiiiiiiing!
First time i heard people clapping on the road, im startng to get scared they will single out people who dont
what is that rainbow shit, another nhs thing? 2 houses down my street have badly drawn rainbows in the windows
retired nurse neighbour
now slowly walking down the cul-de-sac shaming all the pakis
i clapped desu
clapping, pots being banged, whistling, whistle-blowing, cheering, air horns
Congratulations ar NHS
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That's vile, clapping when he got ill
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Holy fuck. BBC right now live outside a Halifax hospital. About 300 nurses all clapping in a massive clump, no space between any of them.
What the actual fuck
I live in Leeds and I haven't heard a single person clapping for muh NHS. Is this a Southern thing?
Social distancing?
>they might be silicone
>but they are real
choose one
RNHS is the new national religion. Would honestly rather Islam than this.
You'd better drink the koolaid then lad
Based and plutocratic pilled
Went out for the clappening. Force of habit, I started to yell "more, more". Now they are coming up the hill with flaming torches!
motherfuckers with horns and fireworks, some dumb shit
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Just saw that. What the fuck
Some dude on my street revving his bike engine was pretty cool. Lovely sound. Much nicer than the twat beneath me banging his pans.
I heard that too. You're not in the North-West are you?
mumsnet on the case
>"See you next week."
The only time people can gather is for their state-sanctioned celebration of the state.
There were ships doing their horns or whatever the fuck they have here I think.
i just cant do it, just pure cringe.
>Ed, Edd n Eddy
God I miss that show
Why can't I go back to being a kid
Massive clappening here in Sheffield
corona breeding ground that is
They don't look too busy
don't forget the brilliant new police policy that if you're caught shopping with unessential items or not keeping social distancing they'll make physical contact and arrest you
Both sound horrible.
underated bants
I don't clap but don't care if people do. Clapping for RNHS is more based than clapping and going mental at a stadium every week.
HAHAH
>HERPY DERP DERP! DURR LIEK DERP!
Hope they all drop dead. Absolute fucking spackers.
So a southern thing then.
because no one is racist
yeah i heard that too
really makes you wonder which gender let in all the wogs because of their invader rape fantasies
no, its a white middle class thing
Same. No pakis though.
this really is the stupidest shite
and then they all tested positive
>he thinks clapping for the NHS is a big deal
Where I live people are letting off fireworks for a 2 minutes straight.
Both are cringe, although going mental at Ngubu kicking a ball is probably worse
How many patients are dying because all the nurses fucked off to clap outside?
Woman in tesco had a mental breakdown at me for coming withing 2 meters of her in tesco today. People are honestly going fucking mental over this.
It's the same thing. In both cases they're clapping for totally Material things.
top kek
Some fucktard has been honking his narrowboat horn for 5 minutes now, I didnt even know narrowboats had fucking horns
If this lasts until Christmas they'll have nurses and doctors playing a game of football in the car park out the front of the hospital and they'll compare it to that time when the soldiers played a game of football at Christmas in the Great War.
Atleast when Ngubu scores a goal he doesn't pull the head off your child or give you MRSA.
Welcome to clown world. Now keep clapping you dumb fucking seals.
*tips fedora*
Maybe you wouldn't be on this board if you drank beer while watching your local team
People thanking each other for the ‘emotional’ clapping on my town’s community facebook page. Also says things like ‘very disappointed with x street, no one clapping’. All middle aged women commenting
kek
Call "what is OP?" from your window and I'll respond "A Faggot" if we're neighbours. Nah, I'm in the South-East.
Surrey checking in. Whooping, hollering and fireworks confirmed. This is insane.
sounds like she was mental to begin with
Based.
>Hospital closes as all staff call in sick after cluster breaks out at Halifax hospital.
Notice how the presenters keeping her distance kek.
They are already working with people thay have it, not like standing too close wipl make much difference.
fuck the NHS
Is it me or is this clapping stuff actually quite based, it's the first time in my lifetime that I feel everyone in the country is pulling roughly in the same direction. I know being a contrarian gives people dopamine, but give it a rest sometimes.
His local team sucks ass
Ffs just been stood on me doorstep clapping like retard so i dont get a brick through my window. Idiots banging pot lids and all sorts.
Milf opposite was wearing nice PJs mind.
>God I fucking hate it when Brits holler and woop. Leave that cringey bullshit to the yanks, it's not us.
Same here. I don't even like raising my voice in public. Can't stand all this shit on tv with people fucking crying over stuff either.