Brit/pol/ I like big butts and I can not lie edition

>Coronavirus: will the UK really have highest death toll in Europe, as a US study suggests?
theconversation.com/coronavirus-will-the-uk-really-have-highest-death-toll-in-europe-as-a-us-study-suggests-136017

>Coronavirus: GDP figures show UK economy was struggling before COVID-19 lockdown
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-gdp-figures-show-uk-economy-was-struggling-before-covid-19-lockdown-11970814

>Shot buzzard found injured near shipton, north yorkshire
raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2020/04/08/shot-buzzard-found-injured-near-shipton-north-yorkshire/

>Your ‘strange’ crush on Rishi Sunak could actually be a racist fetish
independent.co.uk/voices/rishi-sunak-conservative-crush-vogue-white-women-flora-e-gill-a9456036.html

>Coronavirus: Ofcom 'assesses' David Icke TV interview
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52228046

>Sir Peter Viggers: 'Duck island' expenses claim MP dies aged 82
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-52219896

>Coronavirus: Thousands apply for fruit and veg grower jobs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52215606

>Duke and Duchess of Cambridge surprise pupils with virtual school visit
news.sky.com/story/duke-and-duchess-of-cambridge-surprise-pupils-with-virtual-school-visit-11970762

>IMF chief flags up grim global economic forecast
theguardian.com/business/2020/apr/09/imf-chief-flags-up-grim-global-economic-forecast-covid-19

>'Nobody has left our unit except in a body bag': Exhausted ICU nurse details terrifying reality of COVID-19 on the frontlines, where it is a 'game of seeing how long we can keep patients half alive'
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8204465/Coronavirus-ICU-nurse-warns-left-unit-except-body-bag.html

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What a perfect fuckdoll

couldnt they just crop the sprinkler?
jeez

stop posting that goddamned whore

>sprinkler

Thats her bidet mate.

BBBRRRRRAAAPPPPPsnnniiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFLLLLPPPFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssnnnniiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmm....yes quite.....BBBRRRRPPPFFTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffff….yes….

A hot wet curry fart next my dear. The heat from your blessed arse wind has set my nostils ablaze.

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She would be hot but her giant fake tits make her disgusting to look at.

Plus she fucks mostly niggers.
Her name is sophie dee

Then why would she be wet on a sunny day?

Just do what we did in the old days and tune them out.

Can you Photoshop her ass to be way bigger and maybe a few cups of coffee in her hands?

God, she's built for black cock

Is it shopped?

>Plus she fucks mostly niggers.
BASED

Daily Doom Update youtube.com/watch?v=LhqSucmcOgc

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why don't you post current pics of her. she's lost a lot of weight and looks better, and i'm not saying i don't like a massive arse because i really do

Angela white doesn't need a bigger ass, she only needs a bigger dick in it.

her husband is a nog too

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Fuck off kike

this thread has really got off to a high quality start

Low IQ wage slaves with otherwise meaningless lives need your appreciation. Are you goyim going to clap for key workers tonight?

Will you stop posting this slack fannied whore. Her fake American accent is terrible just like her fake arse and fake tits.

fuck no

'ate quarantine. miss pub. end of.

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Just googled it. For some reason I thought it'd be Omar Williams.

I continuously gravitate toward petites, I cannot lie.

she divorced him and took up with a simp white guy. She still fucks for money.

>this general

The absolute state on Bongland

>channel 4 is going to start showing simpsons episodes from like 2010 starting tonight after showing 1997 era kino for the past two weeks
It was fun while it lasted

I miss her English accent. Eas sexy.

I will ejaculate out of my front window at precisely 8pm for are nhs.

Is coffee good for your health or not?

>Plus she fucks mostly niggers
Just when I thought I couldn't get more erect. She's literally built for it.

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that's not Angela white dumb arse

Fuck off Hans, your EU empire is crumbling.

She has done much more to her face now too. Looks awful.

waste of fucking time watching it

the plummet post-S8 is daft

remember when you had simpsons, fresh prince & malcolm in the middle on a weekday night on BBC2

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Is he a manlet?

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>>'Nobody has left our unit except in a body bag': Exhausted ICU nurse

and yet Boris is apparently getting better?

pottery

She hated Wales that much she put on a pretend English accent.

I fucking hate vocaroo compressIon, instaudio was the goat service...

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hungover

Aye. They were better times.
I really just wish they wouldn’t show any Simpsons episode from 2000 onwards. For a while I thought Sky1 basically did that but why’ve been showing zombie Simpsons shite lately aswell. Not comfy

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Missus wants me to light the fire but I can't be arsed

Morgoth's latest video!! youtube.com/watch?v=Wn4_pM0cmY4

i thought that was fucking trudeau at first

Can any oldfags remember Shagnasty and Mutley on Television X?

reminder that this virus is mutating at a faster rate than any known virus in human history. even if it didn't have ADE, there is a 0% chance of us ever getting a vaccine. the long incubation period and the fact that its r0 is higher than measles effectively means that there is no selective pressure on the virus, so it's only going to get deadlier as it mutates.

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It's not cold enough. I've got coal in the scuttle but same can't be bothered to start one.

Nice lad, you not thought of getting a 12 string? It would suit your style.

British women are dog shit ugly

Why didnt you listen

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>New measures take their dole... t-take their toll

Why are they delaying things? They know we've not hit the peak so why say and do stupid things like waiting until its too late to ban exercise

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Rings a bell. I remember a scene where a guy has a girl bent over the bed fucking her while he's drinking tea with a saucer. Might be the same

That's what I mean, I might leave it until later. We've not got much coal left as it is.

I already have one and it’s broken :(

My wife buys shit loads of stuff we never ever use. She bought a pallet of coal last month.

I miss Rick Mayall

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Not the first time she's burned coal, is it?

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He was an old cunt with a cameraman. Few vids on xhamster, one I remember was a real traffic warden in a shopping mall, playing with her tits. It was fucking great, but I'll never find it again. Some coomer might have them taped.

>ARE WE WOJAK?
>OR ARE WE PEPE?
>MY KEKS ARE VITAL
>MY MEMES ARE OLD

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i agree, but american women are worse.
hello again italianon

Very good user.