Brit/pol/ I like big butts and I can not lie edition

>Coronavirus: will the UK really have highest death toll in Europe, as a US study suggests?
theconversation.com/coronavirus-will-the-uk-really-have-highest-death-toll-in-europe-as-a-us-study-suggests-136017

>Coronavirus: GDP figures show UK economy was struggling before COVID-19 lockdown
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>Shot buzzard found injured near shipton, north yorkshire
raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2020/04/08/shot-buzzard-found-injured-near-shipton-north-yorkshire/

>Your ‘strange’ crush on Rishi Sunak could actually be a racist fetish
independent.co.uk/voices/rishi-sunak-conservative-crush-vogue-white-women-flora-e-gill-a9456036.html

>Coronavirus: Ofcom 'assesses' David Icke TV interview
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52228046

>Sir Peter Viggers: 'Duck island' expenses claim MP dies aged 82
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-52219896

>Coronavirus: Thousands apply for fruit and veg grower jobs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52215606

>Duke and Duchess of Cambridge surprise pupils with virtual school visit
news.sky.com/story/duke-and-duchess-of-cambridge-surprise-pupils-with-virtual-school-visit-11970762

>IMF chief flags up grim global economic forecast
theguardian.com/business/2020/apr/09/imf-chief-flags-up-grim-global-economic-forecast-covid-19

>'Nobody has left our unit except in a body bag': Exhausted ICU nurse details terrifying reality of COVID-19 on the frontlines, where it is a 'game of seeing how long we can keep patients half alive'
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8204465/Coronavirus-ICU-nurse-warns-left-unit-except-body-bag.html

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What a perfect fuckdoll

couldnt they just crop the sprinkler?
jeez

stop posting that goddamned whore

>sprinkler

Thats her bidet mate.

BBBRRRRRAAAPPPPPsnnniiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFLLLLPPPFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssnnnniiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmm....yes quite.....BBBRRRRPPPFFTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffff….yes….

A hot wet curry fart next my dear. The heat from your blessed arse wind has set my nostils ablaze.

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She would be hot but her giant fake tits make her disgusting to look at.

Plus she fucks mostly niggers.
Her name is sophie dee

Then why would she be wet on a sunny day?

Just do what we did in the old days and tune them out.