/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3075

► Detected: 1,541,480 (+23,520) ► Died: 90,083 (+1,628) ► Day: 91 (-10:28:44)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,154 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Another city in China is placed on lockdown
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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There is now evidence for SARS-CoV-2 reactivation
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r0 between 3.8 and 8.9, according to the CDC
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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>INFO
17 year old in the US dies from infection, no previous conditions
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
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13 year old in Britain dies, no previous conditions
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Virus might aid gut bacteria, worsening infection
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>REMINDER
Many "mild cases" might be HCoV false positives
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Coronavirus is now 3rd most common cause of death in the US
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"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
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>LATEST
01:20: 487 new cases and 17 new deaths in California
00:45: 399 new cases and 106 new deaths in Germany
00:43: 1,530 new cases and 119 new deaths in Spain
00:39: 41 new cases and 5 new deaths in New Hampshire
00:38: 71 new cases and 3 new deaths in New Mexico
00:37: 77 new cases in Arkansas

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washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/22/4chans-latest-terrible-prank-convincing-west-africans-that-ebola-doctors-actually-worship-the-disease/
cnn.com/2020/04/09/politics/community-based-coronavirus-testing/index.html
amarketnews.com/2019/11/15/mike-tyson-death-bbc-mike-tyson-is-not-dead-its-a-hoax/
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ROLL YOUR POST APOCALYPTIC FATE

0 - You find a group of strong scavengers and live in the wilderness until you die of lung cancer at the age of 76.
1 - You are infected with corona on the 26th of April, dying 2 weeks later of respiratory failure.
2 - After 5.5 billion die, you get together with a group of scavengers and become their leader. More and more people join your society. 2 months later, you're the national president and everyone respects you.
3 - Russia launches a massive nuclear bomb that destroys every single piece of land outside the russian borders. Unless you're in russia right now, at least you died quick.
4 - Reroll or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
5 - You don't leave the house for 5 years, because someone barricaded you in. You eat mice, spiders and barely stay alive. Finally, you get the door open to find you're the only person left alive in the whole world.
6 - Coronavirus won't matter much in your case, since today you started developing testicular cancer. Lack of hospital support means you'll be dead in less than 4 weeks.
7 - You wander the streets with a mask and a baseball bat looking for supplies, but you fail to see a group of 3 masked individuals coming after you. You black out and wake up naked in a warehouse. The group proceeds to rape you, defecate on you and finally they amputate your right foot. You're free to go.
8 - 2 weeks after wandering the empty streets of your town, you find a dog who becomes your best friend. He protects you against robbers and keeps you company. You find a small wooden cabin on top of a mountain with lots of supplies and canned food. Your dog lives for 10 more years, you die of old age.
9 - After barricading yourself for 6 months, you go outside and get instantly stabbed in the neck. You try to breathe for 3 minutes while slowly drowning in your own blood.

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Never forget that chink commies are kikes.
the-savoisien.com/blog/index.php?post/Istvan-Bakony-Chinese-communism-and-chinese-jews

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I never thought I'd get bored of a happening. Happenings are meant to happen, not continue and become the focal point of news forever.

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based

user...
Aaanon...
Let meee in...
Let me in and I'll give you a nice... warm... k... k...
KOOF!!!

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I just wanna say I love you all.

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You goys are too subhuman too see what will happen in ~35 days

Entire world will cry, you precious money will be worth exactly 0 at some point

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DAILY REMINDER GERMANS ARE LYING ABOUT RECOVERIES, THEY HAVE ZERO IDEA ABOUT ACTUAL NUMBERS
>DAILY REMINDER GERMANS ARE LYING ABOUT RECOVERIES, THEY HAVE ZERO IDEA ABOUT ACTUAL NUMBERS
DAILY REMINDER GERMANS ARE LYING ABOUT RECOVERIES, THEY HAVE ZERO IDEA ABOUT ACTUAL NUMBERS

Beautiful user.

All my money is in crypto.

>more threads than hourly deaths
Nothingburger.

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!!!

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How can they brrrrrrrrrrrrrr infinitely without causing hyperinflation?

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>Country with the most ICU has the most recoveries
This must be false information

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welcome back argie op

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Shadilay

you guys probably missed it, but we got immunity in the last thread

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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Rate my PrEP boys

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based Dr. Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi

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Based howler monkey

Anyone have the lastest on Tyson?

Is he okay?

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Given the current state of things worldwide, give me your timeframe for the gyms to reopen

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Sweet Corona, Sweet Corona, send your virus unto us, for the sins of the normalfags must be baptized in blood and fear.

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not a bait question, are you sure this project will see 6 months of use considering how things are evolving and everything is shutting down?

Ma ma ma Mai Corona.

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stfu already

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Checked and friendly pilled.

They can't. They didn't expect it to get this bad or go on this long. They made the decision to do this when they thought it would be curved a while ago

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So china back to normal now and markets recovering?

this virus indeed a meme

>NOTHINGBURGER

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This has to be the worst meme to ever come out from this pandemic

But do you love Corona-chan?

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Damn kids are up already

Who runs this? It's been a great depository. Glowies is the obvious answer, but I suspect just generous autism.

gimme 8

All of you, even coronachan and the nothingburgers.

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buzzfeednews.com/article/salvadorhernandez/rikers-island-inmate-coronavirus-michael-tyson

>ZOMG HE'S DEAD!!!!
ZOMG HE'S DEAD!!!!
>ZOMG HE'S DEAD!!!!
ZOMG HE'S DEAD!!!!
>ZOMG HE'S DEAD!!!!
ZOMG HE'S DEAD!!!!

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ROLL

rollin

You guys promised me 10mil by the end of this week
I WANT MY MONEY BACK

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ROLLIN’

Reminder
washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/22/4chans-latest-terrible-prank-convincing-west-africans-that-ebola-doctors-actually-worship-the-disease/

Just train at home. I made huge gains by 3 half jour sessions a day. Much more gains than at gym.

>MIKE TYSON IS DEAD

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Common now you dont mean that

we are going the china route

>Federal support to end for coronavirus testing sites

cnn.com/2020/04/09/politics/community-based-coronavirus-testing/index.html

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That's yesterdays news

you will need a bit more than 2 trillion

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untreated covid-19

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He runs it but he's never shown his flag. It's a great resource. Glowies don't do that stuff.

Where are UK numbers

KEK help me don't give me 9 just not 9

I disagree

amarketnews.com/2019/11/15/mike-tyson-death-bbc-mike-tyson-is-not-dead-its-a-hoax/

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Make one for families

LOMBARDY UPDATE

1388 NEW CASES

300 NEW DEATHS

9K TESTS

this is going to be glorious

Robert Koch literally says its "estimated values", they don't even count actual recoveries or people leaving the hospital. Its the only country to do that, that's why there's always a 0 at the end of recoveries

When do the UK’s numbers come through?

NO NO NO
NOT OUR MIKEY TYSEY

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we should do this with corona, though it seems the nigs are already at it

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Why do you use a trip ? You dont need it

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>799 DEATHS IN NEW YORK

daaaayum

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Rullu

Roll

Deliver us from the rot and clean the world

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