/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3074

Reminder, NHS staff think its fake and these are the front line folks that should be seeing the most cases.

Stop spreading fake bull shit about this hoax virus.

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Can you seriously fuck off, hans? It was old the first day you did it.

Just got off the phone with Bogandoff. We're implementing COVID-2020 as we speak.

I think that the US is good on that front.

Do not reply to doomposters.
Calm down, seriously.
It's plateauing.

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Its like you're only 2.5 months behind us

>thank heroes on the frontline
>doctors = heroes
>doctors = heroes
>doctors = heroes
>accept the (((vaccine))) goy, the heroes recommend it

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>In the middle of the night, the skull came to him in a dream and said, “You chatter like a rhetorician and all your words betray the entanglements of a living man. The dead know nothing of these! Would you like to hear a lecture on the dead?” Zhuangzi said, “Indeed.”

>The skull said, “Among the dead there are no rulers above, no subjects below, and no chores of the four seasons. With nothing to do, our springs and autumns are as endless as heaven and earth. A king facing south on his throne could have no more happiness than this!” Zhuangzi couldn’t believe this and said, “If I got the Arbiter of Fate to give you a body again, make you some bones and flesh, return you to your parents and family and your old home and friends, you would want that, wouldn’t you?” The skull frowned severely, wrinkling up its brow. “Why would I throw away more happiness than that of a king on a throne and take on the troubles of a human being again?” it said.

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foxnews.com/world/us-sailor-coronavirus-theodore-roosevelt-icu
Pussy navy soldier fell down, won't talk
Pussy weak navy soldiers

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>NHS staff
>people with credible opinions
neck yourself

Why'd you suck off a nigger, faggot?

Good dental hygiene and dental heath is very important at reducing the effectiveness of viruses and/or diseases that spread by and/or cause Coughing.

The mouth gets filled with the virus any time someone coughs, which also is why a face mask can be effective at reducing the spread potential.

It would be interesting to see/know how many Covid-19 infected/spreaders/deaths have good dental records or bad dental records. Dental health also correlates or causes many different diseases and conditions if you research into it.

>still no proofs
overpaid retarded shill

how many days has bojo been getting better in ICU now 4, 5 days?

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Has the Nightingale field hospital been used yet?

>protectionism way the fuck up
>China going down the shitter
>economy bubbles being burst
>environment getting a breather
>businesses and institutions forced to finally get up to date with the internet
>closed borders
>countries finally realizing self-sufficiency is crucial
>dysfunctionals getting fined and jailed

We really need a coronachan version of this song:

youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

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OH GOD WHY OH WHY DID I SUCK OFF A NIGGER?!

Based

the plateau will last weeks before it goes down and then another weeks till hospital are normal again and people can go out

We're in this shit till july

nice, now you can go back to work, see a movie, attend football games, right?

I appreciate this resource

Anarcho prim pill

>frontline healthcare worker is not seeing any patients
>proves that it's a fake virus
>HURR DURR MY BASEMENTDWELLER OPINION IS MORE CREDIBLE
retard.

>I'm *coof* in good *wheeze* .....spirits

why?

Depends on your endurance.

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Eco fascism

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Well I'm fucked.
My dental hospital appointment(need 4 removing and my dentist can't do it himself due to their position and condition) was postponed in early March due to the virus shutting everything down.
4 days now.

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Shoudl have listened to your parents and brushed your teeth you mong.

Corona Chan got another one.

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Come back when the year for corona is over. Then we can compare numbers.

>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
how?

The what now?

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it has a better chance than hydroximemeline

Old news faggot

20,000 coomers per year commit suicide because they can’t get hard anymore.

suicide

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Hot

nigger just get some fucking pliers

What does an HIV activist do? Can I be a Corona-chan activist?

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Well boys the markets are back up, cases and deaths are declining significantly, and things are returning to normal. All you pathetic losers rooting for the end of the world have been eternally BTFO. So I have to ask, why are you schizophrenics still making these threads?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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How about hundreds of voices who are actually epidemiologists and doctors and are actually working with PEOPLE FUCKING DYING YOU FILTHY MONGREL. Every Britbong dead means world is getting a better place.

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Lol

Better question: why are you monitoring our threads?

Woke up this morning to a voicemail from a wrong number.

vocaroo.com/9m1gX8KjGlc

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Viagra OD gives you a heart attack

Crisis actors. Real epidemiologists, doctors, etc. are being shut down by the government and replaced by mouthpiece shills.

imagine not understanding how many months in a year there are and then going around smugly and posting this shit

Delusional bulltard, you never learn

HOLY SHIT LADS I THINK I KILLED HIM

>Mike Tyson killed by internet hoax
Mike Tyson killed by internet hoax
>Mike Tyson killed by internet hoax
Mike Tyson killed by internet hoax
>Mike Tyson killed by internet hoax
Mike Tyson killed by internet hoax

en.mediamass.net/people/mike-tyson/deathhoax.html

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I fucking hate CrystalLust. You can tell she was one of those drama club girls in high school who thought she was an amazing actress. If she would just shut the fuck up, her porn would be watchable.

>trying to spin "he can still sit up" as good news

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>Crisis actors
Imagine being this fucking childish and dumb

Emergency hospital set up in London by the army to house 4000 patients and took 9 days to build and convert.
It opened up last week and there's been no word about it since.

The Army has since labelled 17 other sites nation wide for emergency hospitals with 9 already given the go ahead.

Where I am there is a lot of military activity in the skies today.
So far 6 Chinooks and 2 Wildcats so I think there's something happening here.

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So it will soon be a double kill

>only 90k deaths in 4 months
Happening canceled

Prepare for the gulag user.

*coofs in your general direction*

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soon 1 million buckerinooos needed to buy a loaf of bread.

sghrpharmacy.in/pol/

>crisis actors with medical expertise
we are hitting delusion levels that shouldn't be possible

Theft.
If the government mandates that I have to have an invasive medical treatment or I can't work and spend, I'm going full Robin Hood on their asses.

>(soft upbeat music)
>(woman yelling)
>New York Post
Newsdesk interns are the laziest fuckers in the world.

>My memes gone cold I'm wondering why
>I left Wuhan at all
>The disinfectant clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>And even if I could not would all be gay
>Put your picture on my wall
>It reminds me that it's not so sad
>It's not so sad

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I'm imagining being you. Give me a second.

Yes, you're right. This is a real emergency. The virus is real. PANIC PEOPLE. STAY AT HOME. FLATTEN THE CURVE. PEOPLE ARE DYING. THIS IS NOT THE FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFISDJFISDJ

society is still shut down for most of the planet... my friend we aren't even close to being done. the virus doesn't need to kill the entire population in a few months to be catastrophic to humanity.

>unprecedented quarantine measures imposed
>virus slows down
>"see, it was nothing all along"
>quarantine lifted
>coronachan's full power is unleashed
>mfw

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It just means the bed he's in is propped up. You don't "sit up" in the ICU. Typical journo bullshit.

Don't they sit people up to help with lung juices or some shit? Its a fucking button on the bed

I want my money

When schools open up again, the real shit starts

>only 5 billion deaths in 10 years

They are actors, they read of a script. Nothing is real goy

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>causing concern for fans across the world
I will never not think normalfags are pathetic. How the fuck is a boxer's death cause for concern, especially during a pandemic?

Means he's not on a ventilator.

people are idiots

This is 100% going to happen.

+0.2 social score

He is growing stronger

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why is it the UK in some many universes turns into totalitarian dictatorships

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The woman is Corona Chan.

>monitoring an evolving situation is the same as panicking

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msn.com/en-ae/news/other/video-shared-by-cbs-of-us-covid-19-nurse-crying-over-poor-working-conditions-slammed-as-e2-80-98fraudulent-e2-80-99/ar-BB12f3KR
its real

why are you here? take a walk in the park, make friends with strangers, shake hands as you introduce, hug as you part ways. no need to waste your time shitposting. it's like you are staying in home on purpose.

That's the point. None of the articles have anything actually positive to say. There'd be a picture of him or at least a direct statement, not one by an "assistant" if he wasn't all fucked up right now.

Just read the BBC article. Turns out it was a different Mike Tyson.

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52205118

>HAPPENING CANCELLED!
HAPPENING CANCELLED!
>HAPPENING CANCELLED!
HAPPENING CANCELLED!
>HAPPENING CANCELLED!
HAPPENING CANCELLED!

See you next thread lads

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>You don't "sit up" in the ICU
Yes you do. I spent a month in the ICU last year, between multiple brain surgeries. I sat up when I was feeling ok. Suck my balls, nigger.

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Please, Corona-chan, kill every single normie.

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This. They're supposed to be propped up.

Pledge your soul to her.

My temp. Rises only when your mom sits on my monster Dick like last night.

Give me a hug Corona-chan it's gonna be okay.

nice

>actors specialised in regurgitating a script is a delusion
Not sure if you understand what is meant by the term "actor"

Mate, it's a chink conspiracy to give them power over the world. The fact that you believe that it's a real disease means you're playing into their hands.

I'm out for a walk, mate.

>an evolving situation where there is no contagious disease and the only difference is 24/7 media shilling when frontline ambulance staff have confirmed it's quiet

anyone elses internet upload extremely sluggish now?

>state funeral will be livestreamed on zoom
my sides

doctors work with people dying and dying people all the time, coronavirus is not the only thing that can kill us.

tell me about the mask

So at the very end Jon acknowledges fanart
youtube.com/watch?v=bGKX0twspvE

What is the potential here for some Lewd jons?

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>nytimes.com/2020/04/09/us/coronavirus-navajo-nation.html
Teepee niggers dying en-masse.
They should try the Iranian cure, I heard alcohol kills off the virus.