Brit/pol/: The Watchers Edition

>EU could fail over outbreak, warns Italy's Giuseppe Conte
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52224838

>Government agrees emergency funding deal with Bank
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52226482

>Lockdown for several more weeks at least, says Welsh minister
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52228046

>Stay at home over Easter to stop virus, public told
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52225121

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>There are THREE distinct strains of the novel coronavirus in the world and the virus 'may be mutating to thrive in different immune systems'
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8204255/There-THREE-separate-types-coronavirus.html
>three DISTINCT strains
>rapidly adapting to hosts
there is no chance of a vaccine for this thing. it's mutating far too quickly.

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Nadiya Husseins willy

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>If Ngubu gets a fookin' paycut ow's he supposed to 'ave his well deserved six supercars and several 'omes? e'll only have one if dey dock 'is wages.

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Afternoon
I'm bored
No console to play games on
BRB gonna kms

why's everything on netflix so shite

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Bored?

With 1 simple trick you can defeat the boredom, see pic related to know how.

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Ah but which one is the racist one?

Play a cheat F.

>police threaten roadblocks and searching shopping trolleys
Its amazing how many people are applauding this, its fucking terrifying really

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Archer is pretty good, and if you like chink cartoons knights of sidonia. But yeah its mostly shite. Need to cancel my sub.

Yeah, I've been tempted, but I feel I'll have to tackle barre chords at some stage, so might as well do it this way from the start.

Already a thread in the catalog OP you thick twat.
REAL

Get used to playing it with only 3 notes until you can switch to a position using your pinky more naturally

Heard some old bint on LBC applauding the pigs for fining people and was calling out for harsher fines and imprisonment for those breaking the lockdown.
Why does England cry out for a police state?

>thread circlejerking a tripcunt in op

nah stop thread splitting please.

tiger king is pretty good. and that korean zombie drama.

Practise the major and minor barre chord structure up and down the neck, practise makes perfect. gewt used to flattening all the strings with one finger, then shaping the chord with the rest of them.
As with anything on guitar, start slow.
www.chordbook.com was invaluable to me for scale patterns, if you fancy a go at those.

So just practice moving to it without the pinky, then gradually bring the pinky into it?

Out for a nice comfy walk at a water park. Saying hello and smiling to people when you walk past just makes life so much better. Everyone is so friendly and nice now. Don't be a shut in incel. Go outside and smile. Be positive.

They're a cunt to learn that's for sure.
guitardomination.net/8-ways-play-feared-f-chord-guitar-super-easy-advanced/

Get*
Hate typos

Yeah, play it as a barre chord. A shape barre at the 8th fret.

this brits should spend this time learning how to cook edible food.

P.s where are my terroni qts?

Says the German

yeah then incorporate the pinky into it and then after practising it more for ages you'll be able to barre it no problem hopefully

We have a thread here you seething spastic

The virgin doommong vs The chad NHS worker.

nah we're in here now
stop thread splitting mate
You sound perturbed as fuck.

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its all so tiresome

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Hassleback potatoes are long

Idiots clapping for their own imprisonment. I think it was Icke who said this would happen.

Thanks, I'll check those links out.

I can barre it fine, just struggling to move to it quickly enough from any other chord.

>three distinct strains of the flu
No different from any other year then.

Meanwhile, you idiots are allowing governments around the world are locking down populations to get more control.

You split the thread you stupid cunt and you're raging about trips being cancer?

Nah, we're shredding in here. Do you play?

Want Eddie back tbqh lads

>searching shopping trolleys
For what? Booze? If we're not allowed to buy stuff, why the fuck is it still displayed on the shelves?

MILF

havent practiced enough then thats all :)

lads all my neighbours are racist, im literally shaking

there is no vaccine for SARS despite 15 years of intensive research

there certainly wont be for a much more complex virus

basedo.

You're raging at me because people don't want to be in a thead circlejerking a tripcunt who trolls the thread off trip? lol stfu you mong.

I do play but fuck this seething thread splitter thread, I'll be in the other one or the next one when this dies.

What did you make of his London real interview that the have censored.

Eddie is busy

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Aye a boomer relative of mine is in full support of it too, wants it to be harsher etc
Annoying

Bloke in my block of flats has spent all day on his balcony shouting "get inside you cunt" at everyone who leaves the building. Absolute legend

lol, yeah. To be fair I've been practicing daily and it's slowly getting quicker, but impatience and all that!

(I just got a warning for my first post asking if anyone plays the guitar!)

I'm laughing at you because you're so sensitive that tripfags have done you lmao.

The a shape barre is super easy though, you can do it with 2 fingers. Index for the main barre and barre the other 3 strings with little finger. V fast.

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just want pube back

>knights of sidonia
Sure... if you want the MC's love interest to be a tranny.
Modern chink-shit is pozzed as fuck, watch some classic OVAs from the 90s instead

But they’re cool and you can impress thots with them, they’re a powerful tool senpai

>three distinct strains of the flu
it's not the flu, it's a SARS/AIDS chimera bioweapon.

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you're still seething I told people to report tripcunts breaking the rules, you've been mewling like an injured kitten at me all morning.
awwwww, little petal. Go and ask mummy for a wee pot noodle and calm down, you're not you when you're hungry :)

what's the betting police will start arresting people for delivering easter eggs to children lads

lads i think the illuminati are going to frame the pangolin for corona

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You'll get there!
Warned? For that? Must've been a drummer.

Ps. Also it’s the whole point of the “anti boredom” since it takes time

I’m a sperg so I try avoid eye contact walking past strangers. It does feel good when you say alright to someone though and they acknowledge it

The NPCs will be the death of us all.

>trusting chink media designed to instill fear into the west and make us give up freedoms

>15 years of intensive research
funding for such research subsided not long after the epidemic died out.

i can't imagine anybody but facebook mom's cheering this.

Ew he looks creepy when he smiles

>lowered white blood cell count
>not aids

Is he a boomer?

She wasnt a tranny. She ended up some sort of nip space tentacle moster but not a tranner. Its got top music, space mecha wierd dick monsters, the lot.

>I think it was Icke who said this would happen.
and theres no going back from it, theres no plan B.
theyve gone all in and its working

If white Britons actually wanted to clean toilets and work in mcdonalds, then I would be against immigration

It's absolutely ridiculous they support wholeheartedly this mess. Cheering on the coppers nicking people for walking their dogs twice a day.
A part of me hopes they get what they want so they can cry about the police having far too many powers that they can make up on the spot.

>impress thots
>impress
user, I...

If white Britons wanted clean toilets they would be more in favor of immigration.

Can't see, and I'm not going outside to see and face his wrath

>memeflag
>low effort bait

Imagine the shock

>not replying to me properly and using a side point
You need to re-learn English from your handlers, zhang.

>If white Britons actually wanted to clean toilets and work in mcdonalds,
these are only considered shit jobs because of how shit the wages are, which are shit because of immigration suppressing the whole job market.
there would be a lot less macdonalds but the lad cleaning the pisser would still be necessary, same with all the agricultural workers.

we could still pick our own strawberries and tulips, the workers would just need to be paid 15 pound an hour for it, which would mean your little box of strawberries would have to cost £4.50 instead of £1.50 and thats where the real resistance to nativism begins

Links courtesy of Karen

>Your ‘strange’ crush on Rishi Sunak could actually be a racist fetish
independent.co.uk/voices/rishi-sunak-conservative-crush-vogue-white-women-flora-e-gill-a9456036.html

>Coronavirus: Ofcom 'assesses' David Icke TV interview
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52228046

>Sir Peter Viggers: 'Duck island' expenses claim MP dies aged 82
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-52219896

>Coronavirus: Thousands apply for fruit and veg grower jobs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52215606

>Duke and Duchess of Cambridge surprise pupils with virtual school visit
news.sky.com/story/duke-and-duchess-of-cambridge-surprise-pupils-with-virtual-school-visit-11970762

>IMF chief flags up grim global economic forecast
theguardian.com/business/2020/apr/09/imf-chief-flags-up-grim-global-economic-forecast-covid-19

>'Nobody has left our unit except in a body bag': Exhausted ICU nurse details terrifying reality of COVID-19 on the frontlines, where it is a 'game of seeing how long we can keep patients half alive'
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8204465/Coronavirus-ICU-nurse-warns-left-unit-except-body-bag.html

it worked though, i replied

Only saw a little bit. He's pretty based on lots of topics, expect the Moon and Reptile stuff it's mostly common sense.

He's done you lad your seething you spastic

Just washed all my windows and put up a curtain rail. Tremendous sense of satisfaction. I might write it in my journal. Do any of you keep a journal? Its really good for getting your thoughts in order.

>A part of me hopes they get what they want
all of me hopes they get what they want now, we deserve all of this

That's which way I play it.

I was on my daily walk today and saw a nurse (an old ugly one) stood in a car park along with some bloke that had the look of a bald pikey dealer.
He was holding a box and I was thinking "I bet thats a box of gloves or masks"
And lo and behold it was a box of gloves

Good to see R-NHS is helping self employed businessmen keep the black markets running

The fact that they got suckered with this whole virus bollocks says it all. They probably have never read 1984 or brave new world.

not true in the slightest - the p4 lab built in 2015 (Wuhan) was specifically set up to study things like coronaviruses, plus we can track the Chinese bat/SARS publications over the years, showing that you're retarded

That's not me lol

Boomers have faith in the state. Check out all the comment on the DM stories. Most want tighter restrictions.

I love you lads, lots

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Some gay as fuck nigger on Judge Judy

You're done son

Make your own shit version of 4chins and every redcoat can fuck off there
Everyone from modern england is a passive aggressive piece of shit

>Dear Diary, this morning I posted seven BLACKED threads to Yas Forums. I then had a chicken pot noodle and a teacake for lunch. I then masturbated furiously into the small hours. Today was a good day.

>which would mean your little box of strawberries would have to cost £4.50 instead of £1.50 and thats where the real resistance to nativism begins
yes, people don't want to pay 4 quid for some fucking strawberries you mong, that's where the resistance comes from

Yeah, only because the space goo got her before her gender neutral arse got to pick her gender
I'll admit it was pretty show overall, even the CGIness of it didn't look like complete dog food, but that line was pure cringe.

pray for the pangolin lads

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reposting this absolutely epic read
reprints.longform.org/stickeen-the-story-of-a-dog

Post pictures of your mum's car again.

nice attempted damage control chang

>resorted to posting meme words

ok mate. Can you stop seething mate we're trying to have a discussion,
Don't like it? You know where the door is.

You are just seething because we have foreskins and you don't desu lad.

ive got both the books
but i always get like 10% in and quit
they are both far too grim and close to home

>Your ‘strange’ crush on Rishi Sunak could actually be a racist fetish
so i'm racist if i like minorities and racist if i don't
what the fuck do they want from us lads