Will women ruin absolutely anything once alone after being trusted with it?

yes
we must kill all women and replace them with traps

Certified slampig
Imagine cooming away into her armpits

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imagine napping on her tummy

I agree, let's start with the one with Penises and then wait a couple Millenia to start again.

no
i love feminine penises

Ah, the sweet and funny fat girl that follows you around like a puppy dog, forever hoping to be given a bone. Also known as last-call Susie.

Well, an "I" for an "I" would leave the whole world blind, and WE can't have that now, user. Stop being such a selfish Dicktaster and think of the people!

In the end, if you look hard enough, you might even see that lil' Feminine penis was with you the whole time.

who the fuck puts a pour spout on their liquor bottles at home?

Look I know you have a mental illness cuckman-san but do you know how to spell "eye"?

Will men?

but you can't have babies with traps

no

La cretura!

High rise pants were a mistake

babies are gay

That sounds adorable, I'd make "last-call Suzie" into "comitted white baby-rearer Suzie" if you catch what I am saying

But traps were babies once

Women literally ruin EVERYTHING (including themselves)

they were also guys once just dont think about it

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Just hose her down she's thick actually kinda sexy

Can’t do it fast enough , she’s a pig

Yes.
Answer is clear.

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the absolute states of united

OP pls post a source I must coom

The absolute is of rael.

true
romania when?

What if you find out pic related fucks blacks..

Was the roastie of olde pushing 60 when she shat you? "I" is clearly a play on words if you read the entire comment in context. If you're really American, please stop embarrassing us, we're not all democrats.

>don't you want a fanta?

>implying she doesn’t
It’s 2020, white bois were cancelled a long time ago

I was kidding senpai, but if you really want the feminine penis, you better still figure out how to have kids.
What if you find out that communism can feed people?

>actually kinda sexy
No

>you better still figure out how to have kids
why? i dont want any

Nonono, look at me,
no look at me.
I am the pun person.
And that was just a mess.
Not a pun.

Why do you typed like a homosexual?

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what a fucking ugly insectoid chink chi com virus spreading fuck

Hyperstacy
>uses men for money and free food
>hates her friends and passive-aggressively insults them whenever possible
>loves only herself, without shame and without any deep introspection
>does not know how to read; does not care that she does not know how to read
>communicates on the internet solely through emojis
>hates giving blowjobs; expects her partners to give her 30 minutes of head for every 1 minute of cock-lacerating toothjobs she gives
>secretly wants to fuck her best friend, poses in gratuitously pornographic pictures with her whenever possible
>tried lesbianism out, which means that she had a girl eat her out under the blankets for an hour and then returned the favor by sloppily fingering the her until the girl grew so bored she just left
>can flex pelvic floor muscles to make vagina tear dicks out of socket
>eats her partner after copulation to ensure the quadruplets she births will be well-nourished
>parents are rich; daddy calls her princess; has never had to work a day in her life
>the shy kid in high school killed himself after she rejected him by calling him a loser; she forgot about this after a single day
>thinks she's an artist because she takes pictures and puts a black and white filter over them

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Why not? You still need to carry on the Israeli bloodline.

eating in bed

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Well you see I was drinking my cocktail but then I got tired of bending around myself.

No kidding. Why does chaturbate only have sub 5s when so many women e-whore? Low payout or what

nah my bloodline is shit

That's a pun.
A sick and gay one of course.
but a pun

>when a beaner turns 21

You're fine, it'll be fine, put that Israeli support system to good use and raise good kids. They'll never know their mother has a penis.

but i dont want to live in israel i want to live in romania

you say not a jew... but you are

but im not

Alright then raise Romanian children with you're trap wife in Romania.
Whatever just do it.

Yes.

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WHY GOD WHYYYYYY

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What?

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hummmmmmm this is some lazy kikery.

the worst part about having kids is needing to have them around and spend money on them instead of on vidya

Vidya will lose it's appeal in a few years, just wait
I still think it's fun but nowhere near as enjoyable as when I was younger

FUCK WOMEN EATING IN BED
GODDAMN CRUMBS EVERYWHERE

Your hips are supposed to be the widest part of your body not your fucking torso, Jesus fucking christ.

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ive been playing csgo since 2014 still havent got bored

I was making a pun based on your pic about semen drinking.
Get it?
I start by saying "I was just drinking my cocktail" it sounds normal enough, but cock tail is made of the words cock and tail, if you "drink" a cock you're drinking its semen, and tail means that my cock is where a tail would be, since it hangs off like a tail.
How would I drink my own semen if its behind me? by bending backwards and around myself, a ridiculously impossible contortion, but creates a very screwy image.
So I said, "Well I was drinking my cocktail, but I got tired of bending around myself" the reader double takes to figure out what I meant, imagines it, realizes the double meaning of cocktail.
That's how a pun is used.