What would you do?
You just woke up to the early 2000's again and all of your memories from today are retained
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not become an addicted coomer again
Buy bitcoin and work out
buy bitcoin
i'd make some coffee
Fuck your mom again.
Take out an insurance policy on wtc
>Buy Amazon stock
>Start lifting earlier
>Skip college
>Learn a trade
>Fuck prime Britney Spears
I think that’s it
Oh God please help, I want this too.
Bet on Super Bowl winners
Be sad knowing you cant change whats coming.
fuck my sister
Buy Bitcoin before it was controlled by finance jews through Blockstream.
I guess I would be depressed. Everything I was looking forward to in the future (anime sequels, game remakes, next gen graphix) turned out to be shit, and I would just wait for 2020 to come back
>prime Britney Spears
Keep it to myself and just do better in school. Quickest way for an 8 year old to get thrown in the looney bin is talk about the government being run by satanic pedophiles.
Fuck some peers my own age
Fingerbang
Save Lindsey Lohan.
I would be the first person to win more than 5 times the lottery
Incredibly based
Start building my doomsday bunker and stock it up with 20 years worth of food, water and entertainment
>Save up a shit ton of money to invest in bitcoin
>then take that and place it all on a bet for the Cubs to win the 2016 world series
>take those winnings and place it all on a bet for Trump to win 2016
>Cheat in the stock market
>Make a fortune on sports betting
>Invent facebook/instagram/twitter or at least find the guys and get in early as an investor
Eliminate Willard.
Introduce McCain to his tumor.
Start Q-posting.
Buy Bitcoin and avoid porn
>then take that and place it all on a bet for the Cubs to win the 2016 world series
Could also bet on Leicester City, the downside is you'd definitely become a news story because you put like $10k on a 500 to 1 odd bet
Fucking pedofascists.
I'd mine Bitcoin, and lose weight.
Stock.Market.
Get rich enough to fight the 'fuck white people' movement.
I would find a way to save the life of Athus.
>learning a trade when youre rich off investing the market and shit
Why tho?
>perfect grades
>be chad like I can be
>literally every club of professional value
>school president
>make it into MIT
>never marry [redacted]
>never leave my laptop's volume on (to keep my laptop and the 6k btc I lost, I still cry about that)
>cut my hair
>work out
>eat right
>meditate
>get an addy scrip to make this all happen
>perfect family relations
>joined buddhist temple
I was already pretty good with IT and general intelligence, I just needed to accept that being an extorting chad to spite the system by subverting the subverters was the key.
Success = change on the large scale. If I knew that early on, I would have worked past all my bitter feelings and done everything right instead of sabotage myself.
I'd let grand history play itself out like normal. I'd just be the me I could have been. I'd be worth the restart, and that's it.
Besides, I will be the next go-around, I fucked up and that's all this life is about - rationalizing the dissonance and reaching 1.000.
invest into Enron & use the money to fund the Dreamcast from collapsing
Load the fuck up on GPUs to start mining Bitcoin in January 2009.
Marry Karen
Buy shares in kikeflix etc
Get Dad checked for cancer regularly
Ask who or whatever sent me back to send me farther back, 86’ would be perfect.
I'd promote race mixing and trannyism so we could usher in this utopia even sooner
You can still be the better version of yourself in this life. There are never excuses.
Buy bitcoin.
Most likely still screw up my life but even worse.
drink bat soup
invest in bitcoin, but not before I kill my mom and dad.
Redpill people sooner.
Built for BBC
kek
buy bitcoin and Apple
Buy bitcoin then, buy a toilet paper company before 2020
Kill myself.
Lol idiot apple stock wasn't cheap then.. you'd have to go back to the 90s
buy google when they go public. buy thousands of bitcoins when they get invented. That's really about it, with just $10g invested into those I'd be set for life
>the 90’s
Try the early 80’s.
David Duke, GL Rockwell... these people tried user. We didn’t listen.
Make friends with the people who turned out alright after school, keep my friend group from xrumbling apart, exert confidence over the stupid thots that hit the wall at 20, live mostly the same life but with a bit more preparation for the shit times.
I'm happy with where I am right now, I'd only change my experience in terms of enjoying things more.
Bitcoin mining while going to some rock concerts. Save up money and live in some remote shack in the mountains in Asia. The Himalayas possibly?
Cherish the good times again while building and furnishing a bunker in secret.
Not make one particular mistake and make another particular mistake instead
Join a monastry
Kill my family.
Also, this.
How is this political you fucking shitskin?
Clearly I haven't went back enough. The twin towers are still gone.
What others said about the investing, also potentially make freaky accurate predictions and then warn about the Coronavirus so at least these shenanigans will be reacted to more quickly.
Become Jewish
Kill every fucking liberal possible
True dat, if you really wanna make money the 80s are a time travelers choice
I'd be angry too, if I was a brown hobbit with a micropenis that feels compelled to crossdress.
What are you talking about, $APPL was cheap as shit till around 2003.
You might want to check again user. Price for AAPL was $1.00 in December 2002. If you invested $10,000 then, you would be worth $2.6mil currently
fucking lol
this made me sad
Apple was already big but the stock still took off in the 2000s. It's the same with Amazon. Investing like $2000 into both of them in 2001 would make you a millionaire in about 10-15 years.
Why don't more people want to save someone's life?
I think I'd want to heavily boosterize new medical concepts, but I already did a lot of that. I'd do it purer! A little bit.
Interesting. Expat?
I’d want to go back even more. Early 2000s was already corrupted by Jewish media. I’d be a miserable fuck until someone sent me back 50s at minimum
Invent Blacked
shitpost about it on Yas Forums
I would ask Marina Abramovic for a date
If you did too much good at once, you'd get killed by the pedophage cabal. :/
Go to my grandma's as a young boy again, hang out and play bionicle with my cousin. Ride bikes down the street and watch Dragonball z with the neighbor kid.
Apple stock skyrocketed after the Ipod came out, it be worth it to buy even a couple of stocks in Apple before then.
>ECG
ENDURING CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT
Continuity of Government
>CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT
COG is in charge now. The presidential seal has been removed.
>we are at war
Invisible enemy, chinese sleeper cells, many subversive shills...
>but COG is in charge now
WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR YOU?
youtu.be
>compete cold war history of COG
From mystery bunkers like Mount Pony where the FED keeps 400 Billion in cash like breaking bad or the plans we had to evacuate the president on dummy planes is in this doc!!!..
Part 2 coming soon about FUTURE COG with AI controlled continuity