Brit/pol/: fucking bored *Edition

>EU could fail over outbreak, warns Italy's Giuseppe Conte
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52224838

>Government agrees emergency funding deal with Bank
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52226482

>Lockdown for several more weeks at least, says Welsh minister
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52228046

>Stay at home over Easter to stop virus, public told
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52225121

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theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/09/nice-guidelines-coronavirus-pandemic-disabled
theguardian.com/profile/frances-ryan
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1248241639866470400?s=20
metro.co.uk/2020/04/09/police-threaten-search-shopping-trolleys-check-buying-essentials-12532339/#metro-comments-container?ito=cbshare
youtube.com/watch?v=IqFTTQScWlo
youtube.com/watch?v=UvAi53lynSc
stoplyinginpolitics.org
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Anyone tried Tommy Robinson's new aftershave?

right fuck this being depressed shite

Daily reminder to report the tripcunts and their vassals who have turned this general into their own little chat room.
They don't like it up em!

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Threads are moving too fast? Slow down lads your giving me anxiety.

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How many Muslim cocks do you reckon he has copped in all his time in prison?

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lol

Priti Patel enacts new methods to save the economy

Patel has stated she will be releasing SPH femdom JOI videos on pornhub to stimulate the economy

Thoughts?

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i will still post here even if i dont have a trip

The stench of jewboy oik? No thanks.

why are we seeing a 21% (26 outside of china) CFR when the statistics say that only 4% of cases are critical and 96% are "mild"?

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Who will attend mass on Thursday at 8pm in glory of nhs?

what?

spastic

Jewp?

Hop the pond and scrub my kitchen floor with a toothbrush. I promise I'll make it interesting. Reasonable pay, no limits, your choice of safe word, BYOLTC&L.

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petition to get a britfeel radio stream on tomorrow night
youtube.com/watch?v=gBr2BYpuYCY

>One in ten Spanish coronavirus victims has now died from the disease – amid fears 3,500 untested care home deaths should be added to the 15,238 death toll
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8204017/One-ten-Spanish-coronavirus-victims-died-disease.html
spain's real death count is apparently 3x the official figure too. why are so many countries hiding deaths?

What an interesting pepe

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Again?
ffs.

Why?

because im fucking bored

>Turning us into a totalitarian shithole with a crippled economy just because some flu is around
Kek, and Liz called our generation of absolute fannies and weak little spastics as strong as any other British gen. Fuck off.

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Just made a trip in your honour

wish yik yak was still about t b h

Who is that?

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surely posting your request to britfeel would make more sense.

fucking based

will Sargoon criticise the use of the word "minority" by pointing out it is a relative term and constantly misused for political purposes? link not provided

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you seem upset m80.

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Yes, again, every Thursday until the end of lockdown. Don't know why it is so hard to understand.

THE CORONA VIRUS IS A FAKE .

what they are trying to make you believe is a virus is in fact something called an exosome.

dont believe the bullshit , this lockdown is just the start of the NWO

Nonce from /lig/ threads

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FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK THE (((EXPERTS)))
FUCK JANNIES

SIMPLE AS.

r Kev

Appreciating the fact that coronachan isn't colourblind lads - she's targeting shit health BAME people far more than us. #relief

Are the stats "concerning" for the libshits?

You must attend naked and slap your hard-on on a frying pan to show your appreciation.

wish rightly so was here

well I must say chaturbate is doing a roaring trade atm,
it's a thriving online economy

this is a good thread with a good title.
i AM bored, how could you tell?

i keep thinking its a fucking friday, its been friday all week for me

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bimbly wimblyyyyyy
wibbly dibbly tibbly ribbly
wubbubson

Stop splitting.

They just need to read Locke m8.

884 ded today lads

On the flipside this could be the end of it all, I don't mean us all dying.
I mean the agenda itself, it's very obvious.

reckon its a good time to start streaming?

Oh well lol

Spastic

>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER

plant japanese knotweed on your local deanobox development

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if people do nothing then we are screwed , but I know deep down most people are sheep so were well and truly fucked...

why's jodel full of pakis

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/09/nice-guidelines-coronavirus-pandemic-disabled

>Frances Ryan
>Frances Ryan is a Guardian columnist and author of Crippled: Austerity and the Demonisation of Disabled People – now out on audiobook
Just look at this shit:
theguardian.com/profile/frances-ryan

What's her fucking problem lads?

>Bored
Get a PS1 emulator and get demo discs dumps, it's like being slapped in the nuts by nostalgia.

Sheep are easily guided, don't be one yourself by giving up the reigns.

don't fight it, go with the flow, it's a never ending sunday, let our apathy overwhelm their fiendish plans for global control,

how can you start a war if everyone stays in bed shitposting and says 'meh'

Quite fitting that it's a story about milk

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did anyone have a chipped playstation and buy games for a fiver down the bootsale, does were the days.

that shit just ends up lagging on my laptop

hell yeah,

everyone in the world is sitting at home wanking now!

cor

how long before the filth start killing your fur frens in the street lads? they ignore white children who are being mass raped by pakis after all, they are the filth of society attracted to a job that gives them power they don't deserve and can't handle. literally the last people who should have that kind of power are those who aspire to have it.

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wish sky put some of there prettier presenters on as anchors and get rid of the boomers.

sounds boring

Government licking central banks asshole as per usual

You're talking nonsense now
>UR A CUMMUNIST CUZ I SAY SO
>NO AM NOT STARMANNING REEE
>U SYMPATHISZE WIV COMMUNISTS!!!
>HAHAHA REED BOOOK UR SUPPISED TO AUTOMATICALLY KNOW WHICH WARZ IM TALKING ABOUT
I would have written a more well rounded response but it's pretty obvious that I've done you, you've even resorted to pointing out my grammar because I pointed out you were a spack you can't spell.

>765 deaths in England

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1248241639866470400?s=20

>gookhands
imagine being the person who wrote this thinking theyre funny

>tfw was born after the ps2 came out

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he's done you mate, you're on the ropes and fucking seething, you're absolutely fucking boiling look at all that dogshit you just posted. You can't even respond to him. You're GRIEVING mate.

You unironically need a better laptop.
I can run PS1 shit on my damn phone.

and i dont have a controlled. fuck playing ps2 games with a keyboard

Did anyone see the superman last night? I went for a drive with my mate through town at about 9:00. Everywhere was deserted, really eerie. Then as we drove out of town this fucking massive red moon is hanging just above the horizon. Was an insane experience.

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I would fed post but I'm not gonna

in reality, it's somewhere between 1400 and 2300, due to the way they're underreporting deaths.

>superman
Moon. Fuck autocorrect.

my old lappy had piffling graphics memory but this one has the intel graphics that shares the ram for graphic memory,

it's great for games.

It was more yellow for me but only when low, once it had risen it turned white again.

It was just a regular full moon where I live

Do yourself a favor and treat yourself to better means of entertainment that you'll enjoy and you wont be bored, don't know what to tell ya man.

congrats you've killed your mates nan

My mum just sent me a video of a family of wild boars strolling around the streets near my house lol.

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Spooky.

Come in to a threatening letter from Admiral car insurance. No money, no work in and these cunts are threatening me with debt collection agencies, can't call them to discuss as they're running a skeleton staff. Jesus.

If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?

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>nearly 8000 deaths in the uk now
>still 135 "recoveries"

Surreal thing this morning, heard "I Want Candy" blasting out in the street, look outside and there's 2 big dancing bunnies in the middle of the road with kids all around imitating their moves. With the parents and grandparents joining in. Then I went for a drive and all the stores in my town have queues outside.

Yeah I saw a fox last night just swaggering around.
I live in the fucking city 2 minutes from a motorway.

The animal kingdom is taking back what is theres

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you not on universal credit? did you get laid off or just dont have a job?

>The police may start checking shopping trolleys to make sure people are only buying essentials amid the Covid-19 lockdown, one police chief has threatened.

‘>If things don’t improve, and we don’t get the compliance we would expect, then the next stage will be road blocks and it will be stopping people to ask why they are going, where they’re going. ‘This is about reasonableness and if people are not reasonable in terms of the journeys and the trips they are taking, they are going to fall foul of the law.

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knew the police were cunts, but now I realise what huge cunts they really are..

Chinese owned company. really makes you think

Need a hand there m8?

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nature want us dead and gone. we are an aberration, a mistake

you alright eddie?

is this the moment we diverged from the real timeline????

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To be fair it is London.

Laid off. Applied for UC, not heard anything yet though.

it's some kind of optical illusion where the moon gets magnified but yes, it does look amazing doesn't it,
I think the colour is from dust in our atmosphere,

you can't beat a bit of gazing at the moon, goes well with a balmy night and a tab of acid.

i miss moaty

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atlas mate put it down with africa on the floor and have a nice rest with a cuppa and biccy

omfg what is this? just appeared in my recommended

youtube.com/watch?v=IqFTTQScWlo

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You're not announcing a report or sage are you, lad?
Why are you upset that lads that use names and trips are posting in your special secrete club?

Yes, I live close to the city centre myself.
It is possible to live in harmony with it

youtube.com/watch?v=UvAi53lynSc

check out Crimebodge, he has a whole series of videos of the police doing that shit.

So it’s looting time or should we wait a few more days

Where in that post do I announce a report?
Why are you fucking seething I'm telling people that the off topic and tripwank posts need a jannie to clear it?
Why are you made I'm upsetting your tripclique mate? You're coping and grieving hard mate.

When I walk by pidgeons and they don't fly away I feel at one with nature.
But if one of those fuckers landed on my shoulder I'd likely jump.
Nature's cool it can chill here but not on my shit.
>Cause that's my shit

stoplyinginpolitics.org

you sound upset t b h

You clearly announce to the thread on reporting name and trips lad, are you fucking dense?
And why is it that when ever you post its only about name and trip fags, you only post off topic posts lad, you cause nothing but disruption on your quest to clear the general of non anons, why is that lad?

>have you bought Skyrim yet?

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>And why is it that when ever you post
shut up tripmong
you're fucking coping.

don't loot, plant knotweed

Can you imagine the queues at the bottle bank when this is over?

A man who has been divorce-raped (most divorces are started by women) might believe that women did it.
A man who has been falsely accused of rape (women support the idea that men shouldn't have presumption of innocence) might believe that women did it.
A man who has raised unknowingly his neighbour's children might believe that women did it.
A man who couldn't get a job because of female quotas or because women tend to employ people of their same sex more frequently than men (there are studies about it) might believe that women did it.
A man who realizes that most homeless people, most people who commit suicide or most people who die because of work accidents are men might believe that women who couldn't care less about their problems did it.
A man who is constantly insulted by media, schools or governments might believe that women did it.
A man who will never be treated with compassion, who will always be seen as a loser if he ever has problems, unlike women, who will always be seen as poor victims who need support, employment and love, might believe that women did it.

I've been feeding the badgers outside my house. Now all the stupid normies are gone you get to see loads of wildlife.

I'm clearly not a trip or name fag lad. Can you please stop posting off topic posts, thanks.

saw 2 foxes the other night

sargon "i don't care about the white race" of a cuck

Yet you're defending them?
absolutely grieving shut up mong.

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I saw one running around in the daytime the other day.

post something interesting for once