THE ECONOMY IS TOTALLY FINE

>boomer dad lost his "stable" job he's had for 30 years and is emberassed applying for unemployment for the first time
If it wasn't my own dad I would laugh

Imagine how many people are still stuck trying to apply for unemployment benefits that aren't included in that graph

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

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That's 6M+ jobs that were going to be automated anyways. Welcome to the future of A.I.

whens my fucking trunkbucks comin thru

my dad still thinks his bar is opening sometime soon in california. boomers on paid leave think this is a vacation

Waiters and baristas are subhuman. Regardless, they receive $600 per week for the next few months in addition to their normal unemployment.

Its not possible for six million to have been made unemployed that quickly, there simply is not the administrative capacity.

>at least the unemployment claims have reached the peak
>#flattenthecurve
Lol, I suspect we ain't seen nothing yet.

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>2020
>caring what jew puppet is president

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Literal nothingburger

>boomers on paid leave think this is a vacation

O the retards are out in force, pracing down the street likes its carnival day three abrest in their shorts and t shirts (no masks) while retard foreign scum zoomers (French) are playing fucking foodball in the middle of the street. Full blown carnival here. Seriously its like fucking Disneyworld, 10x more people on the streets than normal

~6.5 million / week is max processing capacity of the unemployment offices .... that is why the number isn't going up

>promise basically $3,200 a month for unemployment
>retards are shocked the applications go up
Half of those people probably concocted lazy schemes with their employers to work under the table.

If the economy can absorb minimal labor participation among young white men, it can absorb unemployed make-work job normies.

You don't need an advanced econo.ics degree to understand when you order everyone to not go to work unemployment goes up.
Ray Charles could have seen this coming.

Its simply not possible to dispose of six million jobs that quickly, letssay you have 16 HR guys working full capacity, they can maybe do 12 a day each. That's 192 a day. 6 million unemployed would take 1500 HR people a year to do.

wut?

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For the next 4 months, someone on unemployment will be be making the equivalent to some who makes in the high 50k range, so these unemployed faggots have nothing to complain about if they can't make that work. My barista brother is now making slightly less than me due to unemployment's 600 dollar weekly federal bonus, yet I still gotta work 40+ hours a week.

>Governments shut down everything but like 3 industries
>OH NO WHY IS EVERYONE ON UNEMPLOYMENT
Niggers.

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People are getting $25 an hour not to work for the next 4 months.

What people are forgetting is that if this continues for another month the banks will be absolutely fucked. Defaults on loan and mortgage payments from all the unemployed.

source on this? most people are getting 1200. one time.

sure, most jobs in the US produce nothing (or worse, are a drag such as humanities professors, government lifers, etc.). we can consume the same amount of stuff even with 50% unemployment

the US has 2.5% of work force in HR

if, as you say, they can process 12x their headcount per day then they can process 25% unemployment per day. fuck off

Nobody any were is getting 3200 a month, idk why you made that number up

KINDA FUNNY THEY'RE USING THE SAME
NUMBER AS THE SIX TRILLION FAKE JEWS
WHO GOT BBQ'ED. I'T IS KIND OF LIKE WE
ARE BEING SETUP FOR A REAL HOLOCAUST
THIS TIME AND IT'S GOING TO BE US.

No, this is america bubs employers can terminate you at the drop of a hat for zero reasons

the US is paying an extra $600/week because of corona. some states have a base of ~$700/wk so you get $1300/wk or $5200/mo right now

In Illinois the max benefit is $471 per week plus people get an extra $600 per week from the stimulus package.

www2.illinois.gov/ides/News Announcements Doc Library/Federal-Stimulus-UI-FAQ-March2020.pdf

I could NOT have foreseen unemployment going up due to businesses closing to prevent spread of a pandemic. I truly could not.

And I took Econ 101... twice.

I literally unironically honestly know 4 OR 5 people getting over 3k a month TO NOT WORK.

which is why some states will tax your new income from the feds...nobody is geting $5200/mo deposited in their bank from governments right now lol

Yes they are, plus they still get the $1200 check.
Whether that money may be taxed on your 2020 income tax is a different story.

stimulus checks are free money.
unemployment is taxed like regular pay.

stay mad. people are literally getting paid 6 figure salaries to be NEETs right now

I have an income. I don't do socialism.

Here in Florida I'll be getting $875 (600+275 Max) a week, but the website is so fucked I don't think I'll ever see a penny. I normally make about $1400 a week on my salary statement.

10% of the workforce lost their job in the last 3 weeks.

of course you do socialism, you pay taxes to fund 6 figure salaries of NEETs

what you meant to say is you don't reap the benefits of socialism, you are the sucker in the arrangement

This.

Yang bux now

These are the non-essential shitlibs having their life ruined. They should learn to leaf blower, if they can't compete with people that can't even speak the language, then they don't deserves a living wage anyway.

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It took my boss 15 minutes to lay me off. No HR needed.

Im American. Just remote in Spain. Or lol jobless and stuck in Spain now

6 million unemployed is very little.

But if you're unemployed you would get unemployment in addition to the 1,200. Which would be at least another $2,400 per month for 4 months.

>Burgers using burgers as a unit of measurement

Not if you made more than 75k like anyone who can afford a mortgage

>governments shut the world down.
>record high unemployment numbers

Who would have thunk it. Get back to me in a year kid.

That's only for the one-time payment. You would still get the expanded and extended unemployment payments.

We’ll see. I’ve never filed for unemployment before and it looks like all the systems are backed up.

The interesting question for non-americans (and should be for americans as well) is: When will this shit collapse the US dollar and the society?
>inb4 "they can just BRRRR"
BRRRRR-ing only helps if you have an economy and power behind it. Otherwise you are just rapidly devaluing your currency.

Oy vey! Don't forget muh 6 gorillion