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Karen make some links please

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What's the sauce for? The bread?

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first for Americans are nice people (i no ur lurking ameribros)

Brown sauce, ironicaly its made in Holland that brand, i think its dates and other ingrediants.

British "culture"

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>Terrifying video shows how a single cough can infect shoppers across an entire supermarket
express.co.uk/life-style/health/1267053/Coronavirus-video-infection-COVID-19-supermarket-shoppers-cough-latest
more proof that this virus spreads faster than measles.

Read more about deanoboxes and their failures

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Overly buttered bread, under buttered potatoes. Fuck you.

Caught me mirin whatever's on those plates up there hehe

decided to stop making the shepherds pie halfway through then? fucking state.

Lol this is beastly

I know wtf it is. I didn't ask that.

Jesus christ that looks horrid

Proud and noble warrior, all skilled in the wars.

Bread has margarine, I bet.

It's great that momentum have completely lost their momentum.

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Mash the potatoes up and it wouldn't be half bad I reckon

F
youtube.com/watch?v=fK9xd2GFygY

It's now called 'goulash'.

Cool he's enjoying a bit of a scrap

ironic esoteric jahanism is the redpill

Where are my West London slavs at

This is prime Tyskie weather

Hajdemoooo braćiii

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This was my initial thought.

Missus has Billie Eilish on. It's not bad really.. Just looked it up and it's her older brother who writes all the material and they are both Irish.

Aethelred of Mercia

Every single fucking captcha is the slow fading kind and I need to do 10-15 just to fucking call someone a nigger. I'm literally shaking rn.

>7:59pm
>everyone preparing to clap
>news suddenly cuts to the hospital entrance
>boris triumphantly walks out as the clock strikes 8
>begins clapping
>claps ring out across the nation as every man woman and child applauds are ennhaychess and boris
>coronavirus is defeated and herd immunity is restored

In the US we have something called "A1" which is basically the same thing with raisins instead of dates. It's an old way of not wasting food to sauce aging fruits and spice them in vinegar.
It's an interesting substitute for a jam, which is an interesting substitute for a sauce, which is an attempt to substitute for fresh.
All in all, no harm done.

>Don't ask for more powers when paki rape gangs are running rampant
>Don't ask for more powers when knife crime is running rampant
>Don't ask for more powers when illegal alien smuggling is running rampant
>Ask for more powers when people are out and about just enjoying their lives
I fucking hate the plods. We really should kill them all.

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Have you never put sauce on your stew before? Try it. I thought it would be disgusting myself until I tried it. OP knows whats up.

Clear you cache.

smack her around and put some death grips on

looks like a plate of sick

ever had sheperds pie?

if youre miring this then youll love our sheperds pie.

>buy a 4goy pass, goyim

God i hate the Irish

The Catholic Emancipation Act 1829 was a mistake

Fucken Well 'Ard M8

>proof

Baz has done the research lads

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HP and A1 are completely different, mate.
The only similarity is the colour.

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is she

/arelass/?

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lads seriously where is Priti we've not seen her since the lockdown

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**i agree with most of what he says, but the reason they do wriggly roads and shit is to give it some soul..

It's okay I just did the needful and deleted system32

Should see the state ov the other guy

Just a reminder about the attention-seeker

>rules exist, follow them or shut up complaining
>posting "timestamps" is pointless, if they are not done by rules
>we get called newfags if we don't know who you are
>attention-seeker thinks they are that important that we HAVE to know who they are
>doesn't even know what constitutes a newfag, just calls everyone else one
>doesn't have any idea who they're speaking to
>states they didn't ever walk around saying "look at me i'm a girl"
>however is a tripfag, uses vocaroo and also tries to counteract arguments they are a tranny
>which subsequently proves attention-seeking and the need to say "look at me, i'm a girl"
>doesn't seem to grasp there is no need whatsoever to acknowledge your gender on here
>this thread, board & site does not revolve around you
>doesn't discuss anything relating to brit/pol/ at all
>just proving the fact that all you're here to do is to claim (you)'s

So, if you're tripfagging, using vocaroo and getting worked up over anons claiming your a trannyfaggot so much so that you feel the need to post "proof" that you're a girl concludes all the reasons we need to believe you're just an attention-seeking cunt who needs to fuck off.
But, why should I be surprised, these same people continue to wonder why women get beaten by their "partners".
I shouldn't need to explain that and I'm not going to, it's basic intelligence.

Pic related, the faggots that give the cunt (you)'s.

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BASED.

youtube.com/watch?v=9tAhdxnVjEs

hnnnggggggg

why is the tory cabinet full of johnny foreigners

stupid sexy JFs

the fucking state of that

HP sauce (together with full breakfast. but not together) is probably one of the few truly extraordinary items of British cuisine that I really miss
Deliciousness incarnate

sorry i had a dyslexic moment

I'm too sedated for that.

Id let her poke my walnut to get a jizz sample.

This

What is harrowing about modern urban development is how the city is no longer built for man but for the car.
Human proportions are gone.

Oh yeah i know, but it’s the most superficial attempt at any sort of character and just becomes a practical pain irl.
He actually dead?

yea we have a1 here its more of a steak sauce no.?

OH WEST LONDON (OH WEST LONDON)
IS WONDERFUL (IS WONDERFUL)
OH WEST LONDON IS WOOONDERRFULLLL
FULL OF TITS, FANNY AND BRENTFORD
OH WEST LONDON IS WONDER-FUL

You don't fuck with Moatposter.

fuck off already tranny cunt

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I'd drag my balls through 3 miles of acid dipped glass just go hear her fart through a walkie talkie

no need, there's more live sperm on my pillowcase than in your balls lad

Here's some of the Kang Jewh'n'son writings
>“And that brings me to the last and greatest group of male culprits. Most of these single mothers have had the common sense to detect that the modern British male is useless.

>“If he is blue collar, he is likely to be drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless and hopeless, and perhaps claiming to suffer from low self-esteem brought on by unemployment.

>“If he is white collar, he is likely to be little better.”
fullfact.org/online/Boris-Johnson-working-men/

get a load of this guy :D

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>user...answer the call.

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that looks delicious
my grandpa makes that all the time, not sure what it's called

From what I remember in Italy a lot of the city centres are actually very pedestrianised and cars couldn't really get around easily

Obv it changed in the suburbs

I was in Palermo, lovely place

No but that type of food is not exclusive to England. It's similar filling with bread on or completely around it. This makes me think of DDR food. There used to be a restaurant in Berlin called Osseria which would serve food people ate back then. I had goulash with 'noodles' (just some type of pasta really). Was a little better though, as it wasn't minced meat, but slow cooked meat.

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get a deep inhalation of my ballsweat

this isnt a dick and the ass is too phat
what a disappointment

yea realistically they should just do some simple terraced house blocks for starter homes.

Such a great culture, so worthy of protection. Clearly we must close the borders, it is the immigrants who are bringing the degeneracy..

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What in the actual fuck kinda breakfast is that?

Post from another device for the next hour

No problem mate. Still would like to know, cause it makes the pic seem like a joke. The potatoes will be eaten with the stuff on the plate, so where does the hp sauce come in?

Dosser, where are my reports!?

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time to go back

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Jane Jacobs was railing about it in ‘61, so it’s only got worse since then as more people drive and populations grow. True there some token attempts to other things but they’re very pathetic and are not holistic solutions.

Robert Moses and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Check his early life. Also he never knew how to drive lol

checked

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Can't you get hp sauce there?

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>the call is Benji wanting you to die in Iran

I'd put a splash of Lea & Perrins in the mince when cooking it,

Name when the last acid/van attack took place in the UK I'll wait. Meanwhile in the USA: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2020

Bf been missing your face again?

most people put it on the potatoes, or the veggies. A bacon sandwhich taste nice with brown sauce as well

a pint & a fight, the great British night out : )

How the flip can anyone defend this degeneracy? Explain how Islamic culture is not at least 10x less degenerate than this shit?

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Australian life
youtube.com/watch?v=-3a6gvW1cqM

Take me back to a time before Communism existed.

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I mean he is a hypocrite and is given way too much airtime and people really shouldn’t care or listen to what he says but how did they come to the conclusion he’s a drunk? He doesn’t drink, making him even more boring and worthless

Reset your ip between threads. Longer you post the worse the captcha seems to get.

I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.

I'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT OAT PORRIDGE FOR A MONTH. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DELICIOUS LOOKING SHIT ON A PLATE.

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>Karen make some links please
Save me some of that tasty dinner then.

>Your ‘strange’ crush on Rishi Sunak could actually be a racist fetish
independent.co.uk/voices/rishi-sunak-conservative-crush-vogue-white-women-flora-e-gill-a9456036.html

>Coronavirus: Ofcom 'assesses' David Icke TV interview
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52228046

>Sir Peter Viggers: 'Duck island' expenses claim MP dies aged 82
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>Coronavirus: Thousands apply for fruit and veg grower jobs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52215606

>Duke and Duchess of Cambridge surprise pupils with virtual school visit
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>IMF chief flags up grim global economic forecast
theguardian.com/business/2020/apr/09/imf-chief-flags-up-grim-global-economic-forecast-covid-19

>Welsh Westminster voting intention:
twitter.com/britainelects/status/1248223276427628546?s=21
CON: 46% (+5)
LAB: 34% (-2)
PC: 11% (-2)
LDEM: 4% (-1)
BREX: 3% (-)
GRN: 2% (-)

via
@YouGov
, 03 - 07 Apr
Chgs. w/ Jan

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>Take my freedoms away sky fairy, the women are being silly again

The hypocrite Hitchens does talk about this, but does not take his argument to it’s logical and necessary conclusion because it offends his liberal sensibilities

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Stoning, beheadings, goat fucking not using toilet paper spring to mind.

Fuck off chang.

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Okay, get to work in the fucking mines or you, your son and your 3 children will be in the poorhouse.

>Tomato, Vinegar, Syrup, SweetnTangy Fruit
A1 has more salt, which is why we tend to only eat it with meats. The two labels are almost interchangeable, the celery seed vs tamarind is really the big change in my estimation.

top lad.

>active shooter

I never understood that. Do they have passive shooters as well - still kill you but they dont make eye contact?

Imagine actually thinking toilet paper is superior in 2020. Literally using dry paper to smear shit around your asshole and bum instead of using water to actually cleanse it like a civilized human being.

My ethnicity has exactly what to do with this?

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They don't taste alike though.
I like A1, it goes well with pork.

OK ching chong

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Yes but in this case it makes no sense to eat that vomit by itself. You'd eat it with the potatoes.

>Active shooter
Someone who is doing a shooting
>Shooter
Someone who has done a shooting and is most likely on the run or in hiding

I'd rather be in a poorhouse than stuffed into a commune with thousands of other people where I end up starving to death.

lol.. is it really like that oop norf?

honestly I've not seen a cop in months daan saaaf

So you're ok with the stoning, beheading and goat fucking?
Cool.

Muslims are foreign homosexual pedo's mate

what the fuck lol is that what you eat?

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Is Deano Nationalism our only hope?

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HP sauce tastes like satans ringpiece.

Daddies ketchup is the patrician choice.

damn, priti is so fine

>I'd rather be in a poorhouse with thousands of other people where I end up starving to death than stuffed into a commune with thousands of other people where I end up starving to death.
Your fear of the left has made you irrational and illogical.

That is true for many cities, as most medieval towns tend have narrow roads.
Sometimes parts of the old city were destroyed in order for wide avenues to be built; nowadays that is how cars get to the city center, in a lot a towns.
The problem about cars is that they become clutter when not being used and this is somewhat damaging to the continuity of the urban fabric.
This is what I believe, at least.

Not OK, but don't give a shit either. None of my business. Same with the silly hysteria about sharia law.

What do I give a shit if a couple want to engage in sharia law to manage a divorce? Literally no different to a catholic couple visiting their priest for guidance in such a scenario and having him help them.

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literally nothing wrong with it faggot
not every dish needs to be rainbow coloured and have 100 different vegetables and spices to be good

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Bloody hell your schools are fucked m8

Take the fruity sauce pill mate.

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Alright I will read about him, thanks!

>it is the immigrants who are bringing the degeneracy

they worked hard to take over the media & entertainment industry
least you could do is acknowledge their efforts.

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Then why do you give a shit if a couple wants to get shitfaced, eat a kebab and just generally have a good time?

>'Nobody has left our unit except in a body bag': Exhausted ICU nurse details terrifying reality of COVID-19 on the frontlines, where it is a 'game of seeing how long we can keep patients half alive'
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8204465/Coronavirus-ICU-nurse-warns-left-unit-except-body-bag.html
i guess this explains why we aren't seeing any "recoveries". this also matches up with what we know about the situation in italy.

Mate of mine puts Branston on his chips.
Fucking heathen.

it looks absolutely disgusting
>not every dish needs to be rainbow coloured and have 100 different vegetables and spices to be good
that's not how the countries that actually have a cuisine cook anyway, maybe your asian colonizers

trademark Viz

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That's what he eats. Most of us spend longer than 5 minutes preparing a meal

Imagine being a commie.

Did you watch that documentary about the Vulcan

“I am growing stronger”

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If that is your attitude, then you have no business ever criticizing muslims or anyone else for their habits.

Lol Australia is so fucked

will bojo call for another election to boost his rookie numbers

twitter.com/MattSingh_/status/1248219973945823235?s=20

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