"Flatten the curve!"

why is everyone so social now? wasn't this supposed to be a safe haven for shut ins and introverts? i thought seeing normies chimping out for not being able to jog in the parks or having sexy sex regularly was a source of entertainment for you. why is now all of a sudden so worried about going out?

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t. stays at home isolated

>"Oh noooo not Tom Hanks!"

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>"Say hi to Putin for me."
>"Say hi to Rush for me."

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12 million murdered babies in the last 4 weeks , only a small percentage of people bat an eye the rest dont care .

A nothingburger common seasonal flu kills less than 100,000 and all of the sudden the world freaks out and shuts down everything .
>muh freedoms
>muh constitution
America is a sad place , place filled with lies and illusion . The sooner you realize this the better
The Plandemic occurs and you just let the government to go full totalitarian dictatorship technocracy on you , very sad !

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>"Stay safe!"
>"Thank you Front Line Workers™!!!"

4 months*

>Shallow people freaking the fuck out because they can't stand being alone with their own thoughts for 5 minutes
I legitimately pity people like this.

Nah, its really about making fun of those parroting the same newspeak bullshit we've been hearing 24/7. Most of the retards referring to the curve have absolutely no idea what it even means.

Ask England, I can buy knives just fine.

>"My body my choice."
>"Fuck your freedoms."

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>NOOOOOOOO You can't go to the park and have a picnic NOOOOOOOOO You're murdering old people NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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We have the Second Amendment for reasons just like this. Try to tell me I can't go to church and you're asking for trouble, Hans.

It's been my normal for 10 years now. Hikineet is the best neet

>YAASSSSSS NOW CHAD WILL FINALLY GET A TASTE OF MY REALITY! SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR STEALING MY GF!!

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>12 million murdered babies in the last 4 weeks

that way to low!
Lets get the number higher!
mandatory abortion drugs in all coffee!

Yes

actual christian here

nowhere does it say in any bible verse you need to sit in your rikety pew and hold hands with other greasy handed overweight faggots like yourself to remember the atonement and resurrection of jesus christ.

>NOOOOOOOOO DON"T HAVE BABIES NOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A GENETIC DEAD END LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOO

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>nowhere does it say in any bible verse you need to sit in your rikety pew and hold hands with other greasy handed overweight faggots like yourself to remember the atonement and resurrection of jesus christ.

Wrong.

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BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY.n
CHILDREN ARE IMPORTANT FOR THE CNONOMY!
NEVER FULFILL YOUR DREAMS!
HAVE KIDS FOR THE ARMIES FOR ZION.

i am a dude; dude. I can safely wait until my 60's and still not be a dead end.

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Imagine being so edgy you are too cool to stop a deadly virus from killing you, this is the downfall of Americans

>meme.jpg

Im not social but this lockdown shit is still very annoying because of how fake it is. grocery stores are as risky as every but now there are gay as rules that make for an unpleasant shopping experience. all the chain pizza are suddenly advertising about not touching my food after it comes out of the oven...what the fuck were they doing before? Burger King can fuck off with their efforts to help me take care of myself. Sprint is a bunch of opportinistic faggots. every source of media that wasnt recorded more than 2 months ago is ruined by chinky coof references. my x39 order still hasnt been processed after 2 weeks. Amazon straight up doesnt give a fuck about fulfilling orders anymore. its totally fucked, mate.

Your dreams are gay. No one gives a fuck about your soundcloud account, your finger paintings, or any other gay shit that you like to do. You will die alone, and you will be forgotten.

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is it really that hard to understand why avoiding a collapse of the medical system is a good thing? god Americans are dumb.

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i don't have artistic dreams lol.

Hard to be forgotten when you already have kids.

flag checks out

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The fuck is wrong with this board?

They're just being contrarians. If the stay-at-home orders weren't in place, they'd be demanding them, bitching about all the workers and nightclubbers spreading the plague, just like they were about the kids who attended Spring Break before the beaches got closed down. Now that they're in place? It's:
>Muh constitution! Muh economy! This is muh government tyranny! I was going to Buffalo Wildwings after the Dave Matthews Band concert! REEEEE!
They ain't nowhere to go, they're just acting like Lolbertarian morons for (You)s
You can't go to church, nigger. Now go on, use your 2nd amendment on someone trying to enforce a quarantine. Do it, faggot.

No reason to impose these restrictions whatsoever.

>but boomers are DYING AURHFHF

Yeah, dying in the same numbers they were last year. Overall mortality is the same in March 2020 as for March 2019.

>GENETIC DEAD END
You're just a rutting pig.

>It’s the flu

SARS is the influenza virus? post evidence.

Coronavirus is the flu

Evidence: none, just like I’ve yet to see evidence Coronavirus is a real thing. Flu season.

>Overall mortality is the same in March 2020 as for March 2019.
Yeah, because all causes of death that happen outside the home are no longer happening. People aren't getting into fatal car crashes, workplace accidents, or being smoked in mass-shooting incidents, when they stay the fuck home.

If we didn't impose these restrictions, we'd have all those normal deaths by misadventure that are being prevented happening from as usual, plus skyrocketing rates of COVID-19 infections and deaths. It's a net gain in lives saved from multiple different angles. So stay the fuck home.

Jesus Christ, off-brand Aquafresh doesn't know what a confounding variable is.

>It's a net gain in lives saved from multiple different angles

it's not worth it. An extra 100,000 saved Americans, mostly the useless type, isn't worth ruining the rest of the country over.

Open mouth bald face pube soft soys,
The true enemy of humanity
Created by jews and yellows
They must be destroyed

Mortality rate hasn’t changed because it’s the flu. Same every year. This year the government decided to try fucking us up to see what would happen.

>Mortality rate hasn’t changed

It actually has changed these past few weeks, there are less people dying now than in previous years presumably because people are staying home

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>posts a catholic protestant

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>board full of fascists and statists cries about government overreach
HAHAHAHAHA LOLOL

>This never would have happened with a Hillary.

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It's worth not completely having our hospital systems overwhelmed.
It's not the flu, fucking prove it if you can, otherwise, stop saying that shit.
As for the government randomly deciding to fuck up the country, why exactly would the politicians responsible be doing that shit in an election year, genius? Trumps approval rating were low enough and be was polling badly enough against any democratic candidate in the general, you think his administration would start an economic crash on top of everything else if there wasn't a legit, life or death reason to?

stop believing governments moshe governments kill jews for political gains

It’s the flu. Prove me wrong. Coronavirus doesn’t exist.

>wojak

Wtf are you on? Amazon comes daily down my street.

Viruses don't exist

You were lied to

Corona = crown in Latin

Coronavirus codename for upcoming NWO global dictatorship

I'd say who's gonna be the dictator but the CIA is trying to SLAM down my DOOR

till next time dudes

stay safe

stay free

peace out

No, don't you dare ask me to prove a negative. Prove it's the flu. And address my second point. One more piece of lazy bait and I'm just hiding all posts from your ID.

>there's an actual verifiable national emergency going on
>government sets reasonable rules related to the emergency. Everybody stay home, wear a mask etc...
>NOOOOooooooooo I will murder people if I have to follow the rules. Even though I already follow many more unreasonable rules daily.
Smdh