Aus/pol/ - FUCK FAGGOTS, CHINKS AND NURSES edition

so i'll have to sift through the christian thots to find the christian virgins

No that was me mate you've got to work for the dole at my strawberry farm. I pay 7 cents per tonne picked and expect 10 tonnes picked a day. You get the privilege of sleeping outside with the local boongs. Sound like a deal?

tall poppy syndrome + racism = DURR HE BAD

same going on right now with the head of the WHO. no, how dare brown man be successful!!!!

fuck you australian racist pigs

FUCK SLANTS
FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS
FUCK NURSE SUPPORTERS
FUCK JANNIES

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>tfw no nz twink bf to choke

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I hate women. Women need to be raped and beheaded. Is that normal?
t. Bust a nut guy

into the gas chamber/10

what about coconut farmers

OP is mad cause hes got noone to pick his strawberries for him

Tarrant is more deadly the corona1984 has been in Aus so far

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I'm honored that you've adopted my post style fren.

breh ur id literally says GEY

Not you again. Youy're the laziest shill I swear. While all the other shills are trying to work psy-ops, and slide threads, and blunten Yas Forums, you're lying around being a lazy nigger, like some factory worker hiding in the dunny all afternoon til knock off

no idea. i would love to be in a relationship with a conservative woman who truly cares about be but i love seeing leftist women getting rekt when they step out of line. the Moroccan video was pretty funny

church tomorrow lads

Well, yeah. Also Gibson 2020

Don't Slip!

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>Coronavirus: Critical drug supply running low after Donald Trump wrongfully said it could cure virus
>Australians suffering chronic auto-immune disorders are at risk of missing out
>There are now fears the drug could be unavailable

all journalists lurking here can fucking die. journalists are worse than chinks

He has short legs and very poor personal hygiene - his current co workers will be benefitting from social distancing. He's not that clever, bright in a ' paint by numbers' sort of way,.

Is he ok?

What a glorious head of Aussie hair

>you will never be as handsome as Mel Gibson
How does it feel knowing you make women wet just by walking past them?

I busted a nut to the Morocco decapitation video in which Louisa Jesperson was beheaded. Hearing that slut scream for her mother gave me a raging boner. She dressed like a slut in a Muslim country so she deserved it. Her death pleases me. Is that normal?

Ha, fuckin monkeys

you'd be all excited getting her into bed, but it would rapidly dawn on you that your cock betrayed you, that cigarette breath as she burps in your mouth, won't go down on you as it is too much work, has a bush, is a fatter slob that you suspected when she gets her dress off, that little pot gut with its little rolls exposed, and a pussy that feels like fucking a bowl of water

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Yeah it was the pregame lobby so fall damage was turned off.

This user knows.

hey user's i just had a thought, imagine you're a ww2 veteran who fought in the pacific
>live long enough to become old
>still remember what those dirty japs did to you
>grandson/great grandson become a teenager
>starts hating the fact that he's australian
>wishes he was a nip
>he's an aussie davido kun
>say's how he want to find a japanese gf and ruin your bloodline
>his dad refuse's to bash him for unaustralian and traitorous sentiment
>as you drift of to sleep you remember your mate who died in your arms because of those dirty japs
>as you drift off to sleep you take another look at the scars on your body
>wonder what happened to the world
>all you want to do is see your friend again and have a beer with him one last time
i guarantee this has happened to someone out there

I've met older women who looked like they were rode hard and had a lot of party days, but I can't imagine if GRIDS/Shanghai Shivers don't take these women what they'll look like in 10 years, much less 30.

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>that cigarette breath as she burps in your mouth, has a bush, is a fatter slob that you suspected when she gets her dress off, that little pot gut with its little rolls exposed
AAAAHHH I'M COOMING

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well i never jerked off to them but i loved the one where the Swedish diversity politician bitch got a taste of cultural enrichment in africa

Strawberries are great
The non GMO one
GMO ones taste like nothing

fuck, it's been a while since i've been. i really should go

What was the point of apocalypto
Dumbest fucking movie
Fuck you mel gibson

what the fuck was that giant boom in melbourne like 30 seconds ago?

it literally shook my entire house.

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would transform into trap loli gf

ICBMs coming to cleanse us

t.jew

that an sad ass. SAD!

fuck that smug bitch on the left. i want to stomp her fucking out

He has a parachute hell be fine.

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I like the left one's bitchface

I don't know about that one fren. What's her name?

with an arsehole so wide she probably just shits like a horse

>successful
Hey changalang Zhou dicklet, do you make bat soup in Australia?

Zaida Catalán from memory

am i the only that gets those nostalgic feelings about video games and wishes to play them but cant because you traded them in but also realizes you dont really want to play them because they arent that good though

i.e. assassins creed on ps3

can you still just catch a domestic flight interstate? Or do you need special paperwork?

Why would you want to?

try to book the flight then take the government to the high court when they say you can't

I hope that cunt from Burpengary does the Anzac march like he said he was thinking of doing a couple of threads ago. We all need to chip in and pay that legends fine when he gets it and buy him a slab or two as well.

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just dropped three tabs of acid and about to go on a domestic flight if you catch my drift

>with an arsehole so wide she probably just shits like a horse
you could probably park a car in there, open all the doors and not even touch the sides. you'd be easily able to walk around the open door.

>high court
>5 years later
>virus already over
>jew judge sides with them and not you
i see you're new to the legal system user

Yeah the nostalgia pill is a hard one to swallow. Games just aren't as fun as they were when you were youngerNothing can ever be as good as it once was. Except skate 3 that shit is still cash

high court judges are surprisingly based, look at the pell result

Fuck you, I'm sober as a nun thanks to social distancing

>just dropped three tabs of acid
if you had to take three then you have a garbage lsd supplier.

I get nostalgic for times when video games seemed exciting and fun. In your teens games, junk food, and random adventures in the neighbourhood seemed amazing to share with your friends. In your twenties all those things are just sad.

now that you mention it can anyone redpill me on pell? do you think he actually did it? i remember another user saying that the evidence against him was very weak and the fact that he got convicted on such little evidence is a scary reflection on our justice system

im my own supplier and i take three because im badass

see you in hell sucker

*lifts off into space*

So I can come to your state to fuck your mum with my aids infected nigger cock