/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3070

I'm waiting for my R$1.800,00 from Gov's emergency help to buy my new PC.

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Nothingburgers: On suicide watch
Shills: Seething
Doomers: Were right all along
Growth: Exponential
Reinfection: Possible
Immunity: Doesn't exist
Financial collapse: Imminent
Normies: Panicking
Thots: Going mental
Air polution: Dropping
Toiletpaper: Sold out
Essential workers: Dropping dead
Healthcare systems: Under equipped/staffed
Supply lines: Fucked
Food shortages: Coming
Riots: Inbound
Globalism: BTFO
Nationalism: On the rise
Happening: ITS

The reset it coming lads. This is it, this is the big one. The black swan event mother nature needed to cleanse the filth from her lands.

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Why are people surprised that flu deaths are down in countries that have lockdowns?

Do they not realise that the methodology for stopping the spread of the flu / common cold, etc are the exact same as we are using for covid?

you should go to lesbos and help your people with the arabs instead of shitposting

The SARS-CoV-2 virus replicates effectively in ferrets and cats and badly in dogs, pigs, chickens and ducks.

It is the result of a study published in the journal Science by Chinese researchers from various institutes and conducted on laboratory and domestic animals, to understand how the infection acts on animals in close contact with humans and to identify which are the most suitable candidates for accurately test the effectiveness of drugs and vaccines.

Jianzhong Shi and colleagues' study focused on ferrets (often used to test respiratory viruses that attack humans), dogs, cats, pigs, chickens and ducks. All experiments were conducted in biosafety level 4 facilities, following animal welfare protocols.

The researchers inoculated isolated viruses in animals intranasally or through the trachea (to ferrets), then they measured the extent of replication in various organs: turbinates, palate, tonsils, trachea, lungs, heart, liver, spleen, kidneys,
pancreas, kidneys, intestines and brain.

The authors found that coronavirus replicates poorly in all subjects tested except in ferrets and cats. In ferrets and older cats it replicates in the upper respiratory tract, not in the lungs.

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>implying this virus is mother nature's

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PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO CORONA-CHAN
PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO CORONA-CHAN
PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO CORONA-CHAN

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My mom texted me freaking out because she spiked a 99.1 fever and is aching.
Hope she will be okay; going to see doc tomorrow.

Don't listen to Be happy, except if it reactivates (Apocalypse then), you're immune.
You might still be contagious tho so be careful

So, still no animal model of infection, pathogenesis and transmission

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any of this is true is shitty cities. not real parts of the world tuned out from programming bullshit.

We’ve peaked.
It’s only going down from here, anyone else who thinks otherwise should get their meds before the pharmacy closes.
I just went through Burger King drive through the other day and only 5 people were coughing.
The guy who handed me my burger was a bro: he wasn’t wearing gloves or a mask, and when I pulled up he gave a light cough inside my food bag.
We smiled at each other- and then he uttered the words I was thinking.
“It’s a nothingburger, bro”

Based Barry. Say hi to Gary for me.

This is an international imageboard, please use more civilised units that are actually used by 98% of the world.

why? just why? as if Corona-Chan and war with China on the horizon wasn't bad enough, now this dumb bitch wants to mine the fucking moon? He realizes that if he fucks up the Moon he fucks up Earth irreparably too, right?

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>99.1 fever
almost boiling temperature

From the last thread.
I'm no slightly coughing.
FUCK
Hope it's a nothing.
But I hold my Mosin tight.

russian education

refugee influx stopped because of Coronavirus though, at least something good came of this

Barry!

Any leafs here want to tell me where you buy canned spinach? It doesn’t seem to exist in this country and I’m starting to think it’s the workings of the Grocery Cabal using all Canadian imported spinach for baby food.

The only spinach I could find was really mislabeled mustard leafs.

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>he uses third world measurements
99 Fahrenheit you god damned illiterate

he's right, 100 is boiling temperature

Bit rough around the edges

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Fuck off to /bant/ you kraut piece of shit

>over 30k satellites of that nigger musk
>night sky is fucked up forever
>photos of the stars are not possible unless taken from the space
>now fucking up the moon
America is unironically the villain and we should nuke the fuck out of them and chinks.

he's replying to an american
americans don't use celsius

if you use poor "people" measurements then yeah.

Corona-chan confirmed bringing in peace in the Middle East.

i like Corona-chan but i love Earth-chan more

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When will we get to 100k dead amerisharts?

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>claims he's found the first ever instance of immunity for a coronavirus
That's a science shattering claim right there. At least give a source you stupid faggot
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.17.20036640v1

>2125
>not being a spacenoid mining planets to make ring worlds and o'neil cylinders

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you'll be fine champ

Based

>Fahrenheit

Meme measurement

Shut up globalist

/cvg/

I'm going to come up to you like a man and ask you. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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I had low grade fever and headache for about 2 weeks, slightly irritated throat, some congestion, and a weird eye muscle pain thingy. Worst of all was testicles randomly aching. Dad is an MD, said it was either coronachan or cancer. Thanks Dad.

>i like Corona-chan but i love Earth-chan more
Corona-chan is the cure for Earth-chan.
We are the virus.

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I'm an oldfag, literally old and have been here forever. Yesterday was the anniversary of when Kurt Cobain was found dead, yet there were no threads about it. Everyone my age remembers April 8th, just like every boomer remembers August whenever the fuck it was when Jerry Garcia died.

t. your resident Xennial

Throw Metokur in there, and this photo sums up who we are.

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We missed you Barry!

I hope so lad.

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>Get supplied with remdesivir from US because it was partially our discovery
>Now get supplied with favipiravir from Japan

Does your country get supplied with these? It seems like these are the only really safe options against corona now.

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who cares what you niggers use, Celsius is white people's unit of measurement

Go back to twitter with that faggot talk

that did not age well.

Its either that or hang out with chinks and blacks

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9/11s AND PEARL HARBORS ALL OVER AMERICA. ABSOLUTE APOCALYPSE.

Imagine sticking with Fahrenheit when literally the whole rest of the world uses Celsius

Mutts are absolute subhumans

COPE
N E W Y O R K

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Everyone knows Fanrenheit is a meme temperature.

Celsius is where it's at.

How does that map line up with this map?

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150000 deaths by week’s end. If WHO does not listen to the French druid.

Fuck off

>a weird eye muscle pain thingy
Mine just get really mucuousy and teary.

Imo better

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>on break
>get hungry
>go to store
>huge line
>everyone wearing masks
>everyone keeping distance
>huge line tho
>wagie stocking shelves sees me
>"ya on break?"
>ye.avi
>walks to front
>get called to the front
>skip the entire line
>mfw I did fuck all today
>mfw just wanted my redbull and cig quicker
Who else /Chadsential/ here?

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Fahrenheit is like Celsius but jewish.

4,226 NEW CASES AND 446 NEW DEATHS IN SPAIN

i'd welcome it, we are the villains. we'll never go back to the days of having a George Washington presidency where he just decides he's done one day and fucks off to go home because he wants to fuck his wife and beat slaves again.
It was a simpler time.

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i love it. you made my morning user.

> 4k total
> more than 200 dead
thatnks leftoid duterte

>We are the virus.
sadly, yes.
the human virus is getting out of control again.

>t. twatternigger

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anone já jsem totálně posranej že ten virus nikdy z těla nezmizí a jako hiv tě furt kouše do prdele.

co mám dělat anone prosííím

GOAT redemption arc

You have that back ground without the overlay image?

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Duterte is fucking based mate. What are you talking about?

>Imagine driving on the left side of the road, with your steering wheel on the right.
Obviously people got tired of your shit and decided to do something different you bootlicking cumsucking globalist faggot.

Same here

mummy edition.
6,000,000 Actual Cases by April 20th

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Fresh spinach is better anyway, canned spinach sucks. Frozen spinach is middle of the road. If you want the canned spinach texture, though, get some fresh spinach and boil it or steam it or something.

Altho you could have left the eyes bluer. It was mostly the blue tint on the dress that bothered me

LMAOO

Often. I call people newfags often.

Based Barry. Have you seen Gary?

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>that last image
Bill Mitchel will go down in history books, but not sure as what.
The biggest retard?

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Literally just a cold.

We use year-month-day in Japan, which is even better, you guys should too

>the absolute state of ameritards

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Acctualy he's our mistake...

If I lived in Venice, I wouldn't be able to help myself; I would have to piss out of my window, into the canal, every opportunity that presented itself. How could you not?

Heat kills Coronavirus.

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Is Boris dead? Why no updates?

haha kéž by to bylo tak lehké :(

he sucks xi jinplague's cock
he raked it all the chinese hot money since the start
he didn't do shit while the philippines is #3 for chinksects to go to while Lunar New Year

his druggie hunting are overshadowed by his kowtowing to chinkoids

Blue

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I thought as the dude that cheated on Donkey Kong.

nope

>Maybe look to China for effective strategies
Like stuffing still living people into the fire?

breitbart.com/asia/2020/04/07/report-wuhan-funeral-homes-burned-people-alive/

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(checked)
GEÏNFECTEERD

this is how the WHO is going to verify those that are virus-free. it will be a mandatory brand and a chip in the neck.

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I'm curious, are you collecting this data to present it in a study or are you just doing this copy pasta survey shit for the pure fun of it. Also exceeding 50 times

>Boris bows to Coronachan
>In contact with nurses
>Possesses no respiratory abilities
>Controls UK via Raab with a weak and trembling hand
>Owes PPE & Dosh globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first funeral of an acting PM in ages (HydePark will be his resting place)
>Owns 99% of the original RNA strain
>First designer PPE will in all likelihood be worn by his caregivers
>both wife and child said to have corona, such viral loads on Earth have only existed deep in Wuhan & NewYork
>Ancient Chinese recipies tell of two bats who will be served and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Boris owns ICU beds around the world
>You likely have BoJo-Beds inside your city
>The Torries are in regular communication with the PM's replacement, forwarding the word of Boris to the Herd. Who do you think set up the makeshift hospital in London?
>He forgot how to process oxygen in under a day
>Nation states entrust their herd plans with him. There's no cure by the NHS, only bodybags.
>Boris will be 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality,he will die within a week birthing a new strain of coronachan. We don't know her ultimate plan yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.

Red and gold

Gold you fucking cunt

Clearly BLACKED.

Big if true

Anyone else hope all the presidential candidates get sick and the election gets cancelled? All these post-2016 election tourists care about is which senile puppet wins their reality show and I want to see them seethe.

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K thanks stay safe.

I fucking hate Boomers.
Probably gave me it, or at the least. The cold.
STAY INSIDE YOU OLD FUCKING RETARDS.

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Man this is old. What happened to him after? I'm assuming it burned away the skin down to his ribs, judging from the force that was used to press it.

Who's living in that little "FART" enclave?

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Hey fellow leaf can you answer me this

practice what you preach

?

only if that faggot trudeau dies too. I think the world leaders should have a no-holds-bar gladiator match in Rome and the winner gets the rule the world for 10 years by right.

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Germans

No idea, kinda been neglecting veggies since I bought a bunch of vitamins. I wanna get frozen bags of mixed veg from Superstore, but that would require braving Superstore.

>inb4 middle finger edition.

>full escalation into the grug timeline

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The US Census is collecting data so I figured I would collect for the N-world census data as well.

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When Stalin died, the bolsheviks didn't inform the public straight away, not until khrushchev took over, arrested berya and named his deputies. England has a very similar political system.

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I agree but the can is the whole point for provisions. Canned spinach doesn’t exist in leafland though lmao
Get that same texture by cooking it up, with a bit of olive oil mmm

>Closing of shops partially lifted in Czech republic

>Before only essential shops allowed to open

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Which N word? There are many

pornhub.com/insights/netherlands-top-searches
Fucking hell this map is true
I can't fucking believe it

I have some small hope that Trudeau isn't going to be a clown when this is over, he's been handling this better than I expected. As long as he or that shit head Bill Blair don't use this crisis as an excuse to take away my guns, I won't be wishing sickness on him.

>coworker was tested positive and was terminated
>I am developing a nasty cough this morning
Honestly scared.

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Ask around. It’s a conspiracy in leaf land.

No canned spinach exists, only mustard.

Polish leader of the ruling party Jaroslaw Kaczynski is based as fuck, he said they won't consider internet elections because the internet users are susceptible to manipulation retards addicted to alcohol and porn

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>fart

Yeah this was posted in /cvg/ back in february already, if not earlier

he means "Nigger"

>and was terminated
brutal

Such is life in the land of the goylem

>pornhub kikes
>subverting
Retarded shits, dutch people wouldn't know what a cuckold is and there's no translation.

It’s truly hard to imagine just how badly that spectacularly Slavic woman absolutely craves the BBC

Figures. Why am I not surprised?

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Never heard of that one. Is it English? What does it mean?

>England has a very similar political system.
Sure thing Bartek. That's why we were so keen to leave the EUSSR.
Fucking plebs flying based flags...I swear...

Trudeau will decide that more diversity will help prevent future pandemics and double your immigration intake.

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Ok Farty

>fucking up the moon
>mining Helium 3 from a rock floating around the planet
You're just mad that you faggots are more concerned with birthing niggers from white women than advancing the human race.