GASH CRASH IMMINENT

The value of vagina is about to fall worse than stocks, worse than house prices, worse than crypto.

When we emerge into the post-corona world and the economies it has fucked pretty severely (most beyond any hope of recovery), we will realise that women were doing the worthless jobs that no one actually needs, and most of them are going to be out of work, and their only choices will be
1. Housewife/live-in gf (smart ones will go for this)
2. Whore (most will avoid because social stigma)
3. Camthot (barely any will even attempt this because low key whore, see 2, and market is saturated like anything)

Incelbros, this is going to be our world.
In a time of crisis, companies don't hire diversity-quota shit.
Women have been the ones to profit off things being good. Now they are going to be back under the heel of men once again

Also just want to point out that, no, simps WON'T be to able to continue to fund their ethots with NO JOBS.

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Penny for your thots?

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Sorry but the incel simps will keep women's value artificially inflated.

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what shill agency do you work for? this exact thread gets posted every day

>paying money to stick your dick in a hot garbage pile

id rather jerk off into a sock and keep the money

>Sorry but the incel simps will keep women's value artificially inflated.

i just dont get it

prostitution is a thing why waste a hundred bucks on a ethot when a real one could be riding your dick.

both are degenerate of course but at least one gets you actually something

The women hate on this thread is tier autistic. Have sex you repulsive incel, JUST BE YOURSELF

You never fail, Carlos

You got 2 months tops with this corona shit. Hiring will take 6 more more months past that to recover.

Because you're locked in your house because of social distancing, user.

The NEET shall inherit the Earth. Including whatever remains of the busted up raider women.

E-whores were making bank long before that

Its only fans idiot. God dammit are kids these days retarded?

>God dammit are kids these days retarded?
what you expect from zoomers who were raised on smartphones?

Imagine ever paying when there are terabytes of free porn. Literally why does anyone pay for it?

bruh not every country has legal whorehouses staffed with actual attractive women. that's all you guys.

Being a whore is the worlds oldest profession and it will continue to be so even after the artificial womb has been created. Men instinctually desire to dominate women—even Low Test Numales (they just haven’t grasped the means to do it so they threaten to leave the gene pool under the banner of Inceldom).

OP is full of assumptions that historically don’t jive.

>legal whorehouses
that stops none. In most countries weed is also illegal yet everybody is doing it

>that's all you guys
Plenty of shit all over asia and south america as well.

Parasocial relationship.

>Just be yourself
I'm a rapist.

interesting
thank you i will do some reading on that

Prostitution is illegal in the US for one. Even if it wasn't simps are a global problem. It's much easier to fantasize and throw money at an e-hoe than risk any kind of failure with a prostitute.
>What if I can't get hard
>What if I can't haggle and get ripped off
>What if I cum too fast
>What if I never cum
>What if she thinks I'm a virgin
>What if, what if, what if.....

Failure is DEVASTATING to a simp. There is no failure when throwing money at a hoe. Zero resistance to dopamine hit.

I'll tell you something most people don't know, allowing yourself to be vulnerable and being comfortable being vulnerable is the greatest skill you can master. In my opinion it is one of the most attractive behaviours a man can exhibit.

Fuck kykes
Fuck niggers
Fuck jannies
Fuck chinks

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>Being a whore is the worlds oldest profession
No.
It literally is female nature.

Because the average e-thot "patron" is a manchild in his early 20s. He was raised by overprotective parents and pampered. He has very little sense of independence, and the thought of taking the initiative to find a prostitute is alien to him. He can stay safe and comfortable in his room while giving money to e-thot, so that's what he does.

I can't imagine ever paying for nudes, that would be the least enjoyable thing imaginable. How the fuck is this market not over saturated to the point they can't sell anymore. Also I'm sure you could just program a bot that pretends to talk to people that send nudes that would accomplish the same thing. How does anyone get off on the fact that the only reason someone is talking to you is because you are giving them money. youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4

I am not gonna lie it always takes something out of you going from "hi how are you" to fucking within 10 minutes but the more i did the easier it got.

Also from a hooker herself she prefers shy guys over aggressive fucks any day of the week. It gives them back some of their humanity

Yes, because every single women is cute teenager or girl in early 20's who can pull this kind of money off simps.

Can compromise with 3. Go the ProjektMelody route so she never actually shows her face or body.

That shit and the money ive seen people throw at her is even more pathetic. Someone linked a video once where one guy dropped 5K in donations

There aren't just normal guys doing this though, these are introverts.

>introverts
aka made up mental illness

>both are degenerate of course but at least one gets you actually something

one gets you a rash that wont go away.

Women fall off a cliff at 25, don't hate them for making the most of those few short years. If you really cared you should've locked one down when you were younger. If you were inclined to marry and have children you probably would've done so by now.

Caring what they think or do past a certain age only leads to confusion and misery. You need to work on something big, something that the world will remember you for. They're not going to let us go to war anymore so you need to create rather than destroy, which is the harder of the two. That is the path to true happiness and immortality. All else is a distraction.

What exactly makes it made up? The fact neither you or I feel compelled to waste money for minimal gratitude without zero social risk indicates otherwise, meanwhile these faggots do the opposite. That's a mental illness as far as I'm concerned, you can look into even more extreme cases going on in Japan and South Korea.

>one gets you a rash that wont go away.

Hookers here do safe sex only and clean your privates with anti bacterial wet wipes / have you get a shower first.

Chances of catching something are lower than when you hook up with a bar slut

>retard flag
>retard post
slow down there m80

I donate about thousand dollars a month to a camera girl but she talks to private and says she really likes me so its not the same as other guys. She even said im not like the other guys.

please be bait.

Had a girl come in the shop yesterday asking for flour so she could make her family pasta for Easter. She was totally dressed up and perfumed to go shopping. I have never seen a more beutiful paradigm of femininity in all my life. The air rejoiced in her.

Girlfriend experience. While men do want sex, they also want the validation from being with a woman. Even if it's just pretending to be their internet gf.

>they also want the validation from being with a woman

You can only have that when her piss flaps are wrapped around your dick

>the incel simps will keep women's value artificially inflated.
Not when they run out of money.
And guys like that run fast out of money because they spend it all on simping.

>Women fall off a cliff at 25, don't hate them for making the most of those few short years
They'll get some guy to marry her and pay for everything for her anyway. Just know and accept that there will be another guy who will do it, but just don't be that guy.

>GASH CRASH IMMINENT
lolno
nothing will change, simps gonna simp

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Incel simps desire female validation. If you pay for a whore, it's obvious that she's only being nice to you and sleeping with you because you paid her to act this way towards you. An ethot isn't (explicitly) paid to be nice to you and so if she's nice to you, it's (seemingly) genuine and if she sleeps with you, it's because she (supposedly) genuinely desired you.

t. recovering simp

Honestly, I'm impressed by the masculinity Yas Forums seems to possess. Desiring to be desired by women is such a foreign thought to you guys, you genuinely don't know why simps pursue ethots. Meanwhile, for me, it's part of my daily struggle.

Checked and keked!

That's my thinking as well, most people don't have more than a couple months of savings if they even have any at all.

Keep dreaming good boy. Now do your studies for all subjects.

If your not prepared for children and a family don't bother with women. I learnt to love my wife's family as much as her herself.

Having a partner isn't sex. Sex is something you can do with anyone.

I'm xx chromosome and i 100% agree with everything OP said. Was a house wife from day 1, will continue to be. No change in my life and all cool as usual.

>If you pay for a whore, it's obvious that she's only being nice to you and sleeping with you because you paid her to act this way towards you

Whores are whores but friendships can built even with that. I have a 23y old Moldavian girl i fuck constantly who pretty much is fucking me for free now half the time because we get along well.

>An ethot isn't (explicitly) paid to be nice to you and so if she's nice to you, it's (seemingly) genuine and if she sleeps with you, it's because she (supposedly) genuinely desired you

no e-thot is fucking you thats the difference because the girls is most likely in another country to begin with

>Desiring to be desired by women is such a foreign thought to you guys, you genuinely don't know why simps pursue ethots. Meanwhile, for me, it's part of my daily struggle

You get over it when you realize how stupid and shallow women are and make first world experience that telling them to shut up gets you more than bowing to their will

>I learnt to love my wife's family as much as her herself

pls be bait.
who in their right mind would raise another man's offspring as their own?

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Fpbp, very based
Not without money, they won't

I work for Incel.

Unfortunately this is probably not bait, knowing how deeply embedded simpery is in the British psyche.

You have to realize good women come to good men. Better yourself and you will be more easily able to find women. Stop wasting time chasing women, chase your dreams.

thot audit needs to be a monthly tradition here
once was not enough
every 15th, report them

Based leaf

How do I get a quarantine gf when I can't leave my house?

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#GashCrash

DO IT

Oh stfu already

Dvorak's Law: In time's of economic crisis, the cost of whores decreases and their attractiveness increases.

Good post. Only critique is to let people know that prostitutes don't really give a shit about what's going on in your life. As long as you pay, aren't violent or physically dirty, you'll be fine.

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It doesn't mean anywhere near a significant number of them do it. Its the oldest profession, sure. But only practiced discreetly and shamefully.

CARLOS!