LEAFS: Who else got their $2k today?

well, a brand new game is $79.99 to give an example

Goyim deserve nothing.

Congratulations! You are now a welfare bum.

>still wageslaving
>tfw don't qualify for comfy quarantinebux

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I hate the poor people bailout as much as I hate the corporate bailout

is money really that important you guys?

Be happy with what you've got - a stable income.
Nobody knows for how long they will receive those and those who lost their jobs don't know when (if ever) they will be able to work in that field.
So be happy with what you've got, because a lot of people won't have even that.

What sort of job? Do you expect your work to slow and eventually close or are you working for a service that's become busier since all this quarantine business started?

Rip grad students. Literally ass fucked by this. "Go work on a farm and pick berries lmao" yes thanks Trudeau, that engineering degree and IT certs I just got were totally worth doing to pick berries you stupid syrup slurping treenigger. Guess I'll die.

Restaurant. Sales have dipped about 25%, hours of operation have been shorten slightly, but business is still steady. Boomers are more than willing to expose themselves to Coronachan just so they don't have to cook.

If you had $5000 in income and filed a tax return you could qualify. A good friend of mine is a PhD student at Guelph and he qualified.
This is the situation my girlfriend is in, her hours were cut by about 30% but her tips are down to nearly nothing. Her total income is down by about 60%, so right now she doesn't qualify for CERB, but government is trying to come up with alternatives for people in situations like that.

No gibs for this wage cluck beta bux simp and half my coworkers have the virus
> t. Shoppers employee

Nope, got laid off during the summer so I figured I would get my certs. Only made about 4k, got certs then took a month break for once after 4 years. Worked the two years before hand the full time through, so I'm SOL. Gotta go pick some strawberries or something I guess, as literally no one is going to be hiring until this shit blows over.

Jesus, we can get a game and all the DLC for that if we want to overpay

Can some explain why hardworking people are being punished, and unemployed fags get a taste of the boomer retirement life

I haven't got shit all, my man. I can't remember my favorite chocolate bar so they wont let me check my EI claim.

We can buy guys on steam or psn for competitive prices at least

Just use forum gold

Coffee crisp?
Wunderbar? (Sieg heil)
Cadbury?
Caramilk?
Areo?
Mr. Big?

Because most people claiming this without issue aren't white Canadians? Lmao

>not Crispy Crunch
i shiggy diggy

>all these people thinkin it's free money
>when your gov't gonna fuck any neets lying and bill you for it in 8 months

but they're already on EI or/and child support payments

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Funny part about this is, it's gonna make normal people who don't qualify either for this either, hate you.

Because now when and if rehiring actually happens they're gonna hire only students instead since you're basically free labor. Even better than subsidized immigrant labor.

sadly i didnt make 5k so i dont qualify but i did get the special gst return today so better then nothing i guess

You can set up a new MSCA if you can't get in using your security questions.

So they asked me new questions and I got in. My claim is good to go but in order for me to send in my EI reports I need an access code. Whoever made these web pages needs to be fired.

Holy shit I just checked my account
>290CDN gst payment
I didn't hear about this gibs

Goodie, can't wait to be a slave! Just shackle my shit up senpai. Fuck this gay earth.

yup no one has been talking about it at all but i came across it on the website, its automatic for low income people who qualify with no need to sign up and it just rolled out today, i got mine at about 3am

im sad i wont be getting 2k but like i said its still nice i guess

>give everybody money
>people start breaking quarantine to spend their memebux

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im a little bit salty that the stores i wanted to spend at are all closed down. im hoping to put it to good use but if this goes on much longer its going all to booze

It's not just the flu but don't we only have two options here

>Wait for a vaccine in a year
>Lift social lock down measures and let a lot of people die while others develop immunity.

How long are the masses willing to go on like this?

Do you think they will let me go fishing this summer?

Yeah at least there's that I hope they make it up to us in qc there's an extra 400$ a month to sign up for in may for employed people

The real question is how long will the economy sustain this
>not for long

>no one is going to be hiring until this shit blows over
Literally every grocery store and pharmacy is hiring given how half their workforce called in sick. You could get a job right now if you don't mind doing bitchwork.

you fucking tax whore gib-monkey. return that money to the hardworking whites who earned it in the first place you fucking nigger.

>tfw income tax return, gst rebate and trudeaubucks all coming at once

Never made this much money in a month in my life, let alone as a neet.

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buy 10 bags of chips

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The money comes at a price to everyone. The goverment borrowed it and we'll all have to pay it back.

In the end, the jews win collecting interest.

Canada just sold it's future to fight the flu. I feel sorry for my kids, because they'll have to pay it all back. Hopefully not in blood.

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Based
Watchu gonna do with it?

Any Victoria BC leafs hear that sound just now? heard a distant fog horn type sound, was real loud and sounded like it was in the clouds.
Are we in for War of the Worlds?

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i cant wait when people realize they will have to pay 200$ the next year on the 2000$ they got this year.

Why do I have the feeling everything is gonna get more expensive

I am now finally laid off, but i am thinking I might not take the free money.
Only free cheese is on a mouse trap, I will have to sell my soul to the government and take handouts from my enemy...
This plan reeks

cocaine is now $200 a gram in toronto

Even chocolate bars cost retard money.
I remember it being 99 cents, last time I was at a store its all 1.99$

They're still like 80 something cents at Dollarama

Thinking about buying a shotgun and sticking a fresh 396ci engine in my vintage truck.

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feels good man
maybe a new AR15

All the shops are closed m8

I'd go stack up but trying to avoid going out much because of meme virus. Nobody in Vic is listening to the warnings, I don't feel safe going into malls rn.

However I have a Mossberg 500 and about 700 rounds of 00Buck you can buy for 6,000 leafbux

$2000 for Canadians
$1200 for Americans
Americans are literally 3/5 of a Canadian. The memes are real.

Ive heard that italy is due to receive something similar very soon thanks to conte giving his ass to the jews of the central bank,2 weeks ago. Can someone confirm??

This summer i worked around 435 as a dishwasher. I worked 36 hours per week but i did not made 5k. I cant even get the money. I also got refused for the student financial help. Right now i’m looking for a job but there is nothing.

If Trudeau can send me a government mandated qt gf I might vote for him next election.

>Right now i’m looking for a job but there is nothing.
Check out grocery stores or places like Walmart/Costco?

Who here gonna be walking into Wal-Mart like you are a King with your Corona money?

This goy gets it, no such thing as a free lunch

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The whole system is illegitimate, man, take whatever you can get.

>We can buy guys
Faggot.

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