I live in cucktoria Australia and its fucking insane. Under the state of emergency police have fined people $1600 for simply being out of their suburb.
What's worse are all the fucking bootlickers who dob on people for minor shit.
I fucking hate this state, please invade us China or USA
>doesn't like being a police state >wants China to invade
Jack Gomez
I drove out of my area to go fishing and got questioned. Told the cop I was after some blackfish and drummer and he wished me luck. Truly a dystopia
Leo King
Suck it up dumb normies, go fly to china if you want to go outside and get the wuflu so bad.
Jack Barnes
My boss gave me my travelling papers today.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Jackson Young
It has, but I'm now more concerned about China's drastic decline in CoV deaths. They're clearly hiding something.
Kevin Bell
Met up with a mate and took a walk along the esplanade today. Saw a couple of dolphins and a few QT's down on the beach. Cops drove past a couple of times - just gave 'em the casual 'g'day' and they headed on their way. As long as you're not being a muppet here in QLD, its pretty chill. Awesome being able to park at the beach without all of the blowins from down south at this time of year.
Aaron Morris
our phone companies changed their carrier names to #StayHome these are truly the end times
Bentley Clark
Thank you boomers for giving away the guns like the KEKS you are
>Boomers still going out on morning walks while complimenting the pollution free air
I wish we became a police state. I'll probably be unemployed out of college because we crashed the economy for these niggers and they are going to crash the healthcare system all the same.
Jeremiah Jones
TFW you still reside in whats left of America. No stay at home No fines for travel No Checkpoints blocking muh path. Even the largest cities are reporting disproportional amounts of cases compared to the coasts using simple distancing, hygiene, and mandatory stay at home paid sick time even for wagies. The only order we should really be issuing is a no fly or land zone, to keep the infected megatropolis lefties out of area for the interim.
Sebastian Brooks
Sounds hilarious. Everyone I know is disobeying quarantine. My boomer dad doesn't give a fuck especially.
Jayden Perry
I hope it gets worse. I want everyone to suffer immensely. all the normies and NPCs. I sincerely wish this keeps going on for a long time but I have my doubts considering people are catching onto the fact that it's literally just the flu and barely anyone is dying except for 80+ boomer faggots
Aus bros a bit off topic but I have a question. Is Melbourne way more of a shithole than Sydney?
Ian Campbell
>oh no! You can't go outside anymore!
Jokes on them; I didn't want to go outside anyway. Thanks for the neetbux!
Gabriel Nguyen
>tfw surf bro >tfw tourist area >tfw local retired boomers own the police >tfw police are fining and targeting anyone who doesnt live here >tfw called them up about a group of wicked campervan backpacking scum camping near the beach >tfw cops showed up 15 minutes later and escorted them out of town after fining them >tfw empty waves for the foreseeable future >tfw just ordered 2 new boards and a new wetty with scomo bux feelsgoodman, eat shit citycucks, stay in your shithole
Yes. In the last 5-10 years it's overtaken Sydney as the shitest place in Australia to spent more than 2 days. Sydney is mostly Chinese. Don't come to Australia to hang out in a big city - just stay in Toronto.
William Fisher
Can they now fine you for australian shitposting?
Bentley Rogers
Grab your AR and do something about it.
Bentley Bell
Victoria (Melbourne) has the strictest isolation rules at the moment, so as a Victorian I can say this place is a trash fire. I got questioned and advised to go home because I was driving up into the hills for a hike.
It's just recommendations if you are under 65 years. However i see 90% decrease in people on the streets, because self isolation is talking about in every social network and tv.
Adrian King
Victoria is just awful. Did you know Daniel Andrews signed two memorandums of understanding on the chinks belt and road initiative. Blindsides the federal government. Andrews is a communist and a traitor.
Ayden Collins
In Victoria we keep bragging about how many more people we've fined than the other states. The Victorian government has taken advantage of the situation to build revenue, and all the NPCs are loving it
Austin Williams
Bro don’t be like that. It hurts when you remind us that we have no fucking rights.
51st state?
Juan Perry
I an sure they could get a data dump of al debit card transactions and cross reference with retail store locations and addresses. Use ca$h.
Nicholas Bennett
NZ is out of control. The virtue signalling is off the charts. Most top epidemiologists are say this thing is no big deal but the media is stoking the hysteria non-stop.
Camden Price
I actually agree with this. Im not going to die because some retard decided to go outside. Glory to New Zealand.
William Ortiz
stop fucking mocking us
Elijah Gutierrez
burgers are getting the same treatment with isolation and gladly went along with it, AR and all
Daniel Perez
agreed. Jacinda is the reason we are in this mess. Had we have - you know, closed the fucking borders none of this Level 4 shit wouldn't even exist.
Michael Johnson
the most retarded part of all this is lockdowns almost guarantee a second wave at some point since we're not getting to that herd immunity level. the only things that should've been in lockdown are old peoples homes and care facilities. healthy young families have about as much chance of dying from this as they do winning the lottery.
James Myers
3-6 month wait to get a gun license in the most pro gun state. I'm in month 2 now. I think carona will make it a year long wait because the mouth breather police public servants will be off work. It's also a mandatory 28 day wait period on a permit to acquire a guy (can be done concurrently with the licence). Police state.
Jackson Thomas
Naw man... went to a bonfire and had some beers at a buddy's house two nights ago, and we are hosting a crawfish boil at our place for good friday.
...cozy country life dude
Lucas Young
The only thing that's changed over here is that I can't grab a kfc or maccies on a long drive with the Mrs, other than the gay antisocial distancing tape, you wouldn't know anything is happening. Hospitals are empty, yet they're building emergency hospitals to cope. It's a massive hoax, but at least I'm still working and earning more than ever thanks to overtime. Praying for a market crash so I can spunk my savings on a few cheap houses
Jayden Bennett
The world would be a better place if all the boomers were dead
Aaron Gutierrez
Same here. But there's police at pretty much every corner. Not that I mind, they don't bother you at all if you don't act like a retard.
Cooper Fisher
Well don't pay the fine. Or just boil your tap water. Damn!
Aiden Gomez
In America you tend to have more rights then us. However, when it comes to things like this - life and death unfortunately the deep state must take control here.
Christian Martinez
Don't know if thats relatable but in uk every Thursday at 8pm we have mass in praise of nhs, the mass will be held as long as lockdown.
Gavin Jones
Instead of $1000 fine you WILL be arrested and considering the cops can do what they aint during the state of emergency they WILL (not if, will) hold you indefinitely.
Jordan Harris
Fuck them seriously all they do is fine the working class and hit grannies
Lucas Bell
>I wish we became a police state
This statement is so stupid
Lucas Mitchell
Lol if I want a gun I could just go to a pawn shop with 100$.
Levi White
I mean, the only practical things going on right now in my area:
-bars are closed -no dine in restaurants (delivery or take out only) -some retailers have modified their hours/enforced limits on how many can come in at one time -no gatherings over 10 people (not really being enforced though)
...I live in bayou country - theres just not enough human contact out here to spread it that much anyhow. New Orleans really skewed our numbers because its niggers and faggots who live essentially on top of each other in rat and black mold infested shitshacks.
No, we should be annexed, Australia can go to the back of the queue.
Brandon Robinson
someone wrote an article about the massive loss in revenue from red light and speed cameras since people are driving less now. guess they need to make up for this shortfall in fucking us up the arse by fucking us up the arse some other way.
Logan Butler
>Praying for a market crash so I can spunk my savings on a few cheap houses
I hope the government confiscates your bank account
Nathaniel Ortiz
Where the fuck do you live where this shit happens? I swear most you faggots claim to be from Vic and Melb but you honestly post like your only interaction is watching the fucking telly.
Angel Parker
fellas, fellas... there's room for you both.
Anglo coalition when?
Connor Allen
>in praise of nhs
Im doing it from my balcony 1 neighbour even set off a firework
Henry Jones
You misspelled that order you were talking about. I believe you were trying to say summarily execute.
Australia is warm and its men are fitter than here.
We need annexation more, whats good about England? I cant even go out. It warm here, i have my summer clothes and cant wear them
Joshua Stewart
Melbourne is fucking great. Most livable city in the world. Whenever other Aussie's shitpost about it remember, Jealousy breeds contempt.
Benjamin Butler
You can do that here for $100 but you need to ask permission to buy a specific make/model from a gunsmith / broker. This takes 28 days for your first gun, 2 weeks or so for the rest.. and $40.50 or something.
John Barnes
Neither one of you disgusting piece of shit countries deserve to be part of the United States. Both of your shit hole countries deserve the Kowloon whooping cough. Both of your shit hole countries deserve to perish.
Its really poor that people busy themselves informing police about the movements of others. It brings distrust within the community. If you see someone doing the wrong thing about avoiding this coronavirus talk to them politely yourself. Hell, they're probably just making a mistake.
Adam Butler
Same here. Starting from tomorrow out government is imposing travel restrictions, nobody can travel outside of their county or get fined 1600 euros. Fucking USSR.
Asher Brown
>please invade us China
Joseph Allen
Eat shit commiebro.
Nolan Ortiz
>pol doesn't have full unicode support Is this to prevent racism
>please invade us China I was under the impression that was already happening.
Cameron Bailey
I thought you guys hated hot weather? My roomie is a legit Scot and he can't fuckin stand the summer heat.
Owen Russell
neck and neck
Tyler Morris
still better than the kike shit in the west. and lets face it, we at least produce masks in SK unliike some of the kikestates.
Christian Miller
Why would anyone be jealous of living in Melbourne? Half of china can live there (and do). Shit weather, shit drivers, shit housing (1mil house at Burwood???), shit people, dirty, African gays, poof doof. I saw a pack of homeless sleeping outside flinders st station with a Queen size Sealey Postupedic mattress and bedroom set.
All the busy bodies and narcs are loving this shit. This entire era of snitching and running to tell daddy is their era.
In my county/area outside San Fran there's nothing this extreme to my knowledge. Lots of people out walking, riding bikes, playing with their kids.
Brody Lewis
Majority sick are niggers and arabs. Otherwise we'd probably have similar numbers as our neighbours. Highest, or one of, number of infected people not born in Norway are somalis.
Germany and Austria doesn’t have travel restrictions (yet) and you can move between counties.
Josiah Clark
I know, I live next to Police Academy in Bratislava. They building on Police Academic area a tent city, sent the recruits home (or away) and got in Military in the living quarters.
The restriction will be only for the city & villages, for a brief moment of 1-2 months.
Also, at least here in Bratislava, Military will deliver food to people. Basic food yes, but is still giving your 1800-2500 calories per day.