Where are the fucking checks?

I need money.

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I want to get night vision goggles but want to wait until I get my trumpbux so I don't spend too much of my savings. Where is it?

Just get Bernie to give you a refund.

I think its april 13 for direct deposit and sometime later depending on your post office for checks

You think you're getting that money? They already said it's over a month out, and when we get close to that deadline they'll say the virus is dying down and you don't need it anymore and pocket it.

>where's my free government handout
get a job you lazy porch monkey

should have voted bernie boomer

Check's in the mail, bruh. Mailman's stuck in traffic. You get this one, they'll pay next time.

dumb nigger, it is HIS money from his taxes, not gibs at all
eat shit

GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

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>not gibs at all
checks from the government are gibs, if i get one i'm writing return to sender on it and dropping it in the mailbox

i read Apr 9th(today) , where did you see Apr 13th? Link me pls

>Source: my ass

This is ROLCON. Fuck off.

early next week

>hey grocer gimme my money back so I can spend it on what I please. After all it was my money when I gave it to you.

Just send it directly to Israel. Less red tape. Saves time.

Get a job, you weak excuse-making self-pitying faggot

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I’m about to make pancakes. Say something nice about pancakes.

source? all news agencies reported the 9th(today) for the checks

Seriously low IQ

Kek

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im using that money to buy another AR15

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ACH initiation today, but will take several days to clear.

i had the news on in the background and they said Munichin said they would start going out early next week. all the info i heard

possibly but most (almost all) banks will clear it by 7 A.M. if today is indeed the day they were sent out. If no money by 7 A.M. EST then its definitely not today.

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First checks start arriving tomorrow. Don't know what order they're sending them in though.

Doubt

I have one. I get just about $30,000 over the course of the year taxed and taken from me (not including things like sales tax, and other similar taxes not immediately deducted from my check). On my return, I get about $9,000 in a return. Which means just about $21,000 is pocketed by the government every year.
Where does it go? It funds niggers, trannies, $4,000 hammers, and Israel. Far as I am concerned, I am owed FAR more than $1,200. But it's a start.

If you receive S.S.I. and V.A. benefits exclusively, your stimulus funds will not be automatically deposited in your Direct Express account. This could cause a delay of 5+ months in receiving your stimulus funds. Some idiots believe you don't have to file if you are on S.S.I. or V.A. benefits. However, this isn't true at all, at least not yet. The reason? S.S.I. and V.A. recipients who ONLY receive S.S.I. or V.A. benefits do NOT have 1099 forms. 1099 forms do NOT exist for them. They literally do not exist. This means disabled people and veterans are being screwed over by the I.R.S.. Even worse, absolute morons with no reading comprehension are confusing the situation more by being absolute retards and spreading misinformation about all of this. Don't listen to the retards. Either file with Turbotax to get your neetbucks or wait to see if the I.R.S. and Social Security Administration fix this oversight. Also, don't be a chump and listen to supperdodo on the Social Security blogs. He is an absolute idiot and has no idea what he's talking about.

>$9,000 tax return
Lmao

My mom says my IQ is just fine.

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no checks for us

you don't get any money, too much shitposts.

IRS usually works by last names so A first Z last obviously.

>people who receive SSDI, V.A. benefits
>low income earners(section 8 welfare queens)
>Tax payers(white men/women, hispanic women)
>everyone else must file their taxes for 2019 to receive one at all(basically the virus was a tool for IRS to track down tax evaders who take the bait)

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Couldn’t tell you man. I haven’t received mine either

I'm buying over 1500 beers with it.

I wanna fuck your potato mommy

Waiting for Trump check

Massachusetts never got the funding for covid 19 unemployment claims

Looks like it's headed in that direction

Someone’s mad he’s not getting trump dollars

i dont qualify for the 2k a month leaf bucks but i got a nice cool 300 special gst return tonight, trying to find a decent version of the bible to order and a few other books but every bible i look at has reviews complaining about typos or some such issues

false, your SSDI or V.A. Disability if linked to a direct deposit will be used for the check

RUSSIA DESTROYS AMERICAN COMPANIES
HAHAHAHAHA:
It’s your end!

no they said the postal service will be shut down by June without a big bailout so if you bail it out to deliver the checks there will be no money left for checks

Wasn't it mean for groceries and funeral costs?

I'd be happy just to get my unemployment to go through. PA is absolutely shitting the bed right now.

im waiting for my trump bux so i can get a new powerful graphics card

I kind of thought it was to track down tax evaders

Everytime they say tomorrow or next couple weeks it changes so tomorrow never comes

were you supposed to do something in order to receive this?

Get a Thompson Chain Reference Bible

Massachusetts it's not letting the unemployment claims go through also.

I think only New York and California put claims through on unemployment covid 19 without getting federal funding first.

I read the they were pushing the button today, but we might not actually see it in our bank accounts until the 14th

Guy I work with said his girlfriend got hers yesterday

What state is she in?

I already got my trudeau bux what did you get my dude.

Yeah, twelve hundred bucks ... that's some serious cash there. Better to lay on my ass and sponge like a bigger than take care of my own self.

So ... you live with your mom or your grandma?

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Cool source considering no one else online has.

After Mar-a-Lago has had its golf course landscaped

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i got a 1 tb ssd

i got mine

Is that why they added $2 trillion to the national debt for it?

Imagine living with your grandma. Getting woken up with eggs and bacon, her asking if you’ve been keeping to your studies since you’re on the computer all day you are going to finish that cell phone ping pong game and become a millionaire to pay for my hip surgery right Brandon? You know your grandma loves you very much!

I need cash for a new laptop and I need cash now.

I remember when drumpf talked about how the money will get distributed. Some reporter asked him this questions some days ago in one of his daily press conferences. He said that dems insisted that the money must go from Federal gov -> state -> burgers and this will take way more time. Drumpf wanted to directly send the checks.
Thank the radical "I oppose everything what drumpf says" neverdrumpfer for losing your apartment

So many people are fucked if they don't get money by the end of the month. It might get bad

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Literally everyone will ignore, deny and talk over this fact. It never come to light and he will be blamed for it like literally everything, sad.

April 13 is when the direct deposit starts. If you're getting it in the mail, it could take as late as August or September to get it. They've said they're going to set up a web portal for people to set up direct deposit info and get it sooner, but I haven't heard anything else about it since that was announced.

sources or stop sucking cock