LAWFUL EXCUSE DOES NOT INCLUDE SELF DEFENCE

>it’s a multi tool that comes in handy often

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A Swiss Army knife is a controlled weapon?! Lol

really makes you think doesn’t it

>Not using a Surge
you're gonna hurt yourself

You're not. Thats the point. The whole point of weapons is self defense.
The second your government decided to outlaw self defense, you should have deposed them, in minecraft.
Its such a shame. A shame your country "men" are such spineless faggots.

How about a rock? Are you still allowed to have those?

Make your own weapon then

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Pretty sure it was Ned Kelly that fucked body armour up for us.

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Even better, attach a padlock to the end of a bandana by a knot. Put the lock in your pocket with a bit of bandana handing out. Very effective sap.

Kektus. Just looked that up. Pretty comical.

Get a good flashlight/torch, user. Small, with a pocket clip, and about 300 lumens.

youtube.com/watch?v=biZ4J-tPow4&t=261s

cool, an 8ball in a sock is not on the list.
i like to keep my lucky 8ball safe in a padded sock so it doesn't get scratched, i could not go anywhere without it officer.

>cat 'o nine tails
wtf?

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So you have no way to defend yourself from a tyrannical state. You must be a good little cuck and do as you're told when you're told or else.

First practical answer. Thanks kind user

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that sounds austrailian as fuck
reminds me of that meme with the ar15 from that liberal newspaper where it says it has a grenade launcher

This is why you don't give up a right to bear arms Cuckstralia. So that when they try to pull this shit you can shoot them in the fucking face.

>controlled weapon
>legitimate purposes
>fantasy knives
>legitimate purposes

What goes on over there?

Your life does not belong to you, goys. If Babatunde bashes in your head for the $20 in your wallet, thank him.

Just say you're chopping wood.
There, now it's legal.

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Bag of nickles or full soda cans works well too. And your lawful excuse is its your spending money or lunch.

People are absolutely disgusted at gun laws here. All they've done is disarm the lawful and armed the unlawful.

walking stick/cane,
heavy duty torch,
pocketfull of pennies,
use a bag as a shield,

There isn't much really which is the point. The best solution is to revolt and overthrow the government.

>Prohibited Weapons
>Body Armor
>Laser Pointer

>not making your own grenades
Lmao not gunna make it

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In Footscray? Not bloody likely.

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this is honestly something thats terrifying about living in most liberal democracies, you're completely and utterly helpless to defend yourself

stuff like this is extremely illegal here and if you defend yourself like this you're going to jail. here even one too many blows with your own damn fists against an attacker will mean jail

Bear in mind - the point on dangerous articles - the law and the poster here is intentionally misleading.
For an item to be classified as a "dangerous article" it must be carried or modified with intent to be used for violence. Thus you can have a screwdriver on your person, or a wrench, a hammer, a baseball bat or whatever - in public - as long as you can prove (and yes the burden is on you - on a balance of probabilities only and not beyond reasonable doubt) that you had a lawful excuse (i.e. you were going to play cricket etc).

It doesnt mean you cant have these items or sports equipment - which is what the poster seems to be suggesting.

Now in self-defence - it doesnt say you cant use these items in self defence (you can - if you believe that the use of such a weapon was necessary reasonable force at the time) - you just cant prepare by having them carried on your person.

Its fucking bullshit. We should be allowed to carry whatever the fuck we want for whatever reason we want. People wore swords and pistols up until the modern day. Everyone should be able to carry a gun at will. Itd stop a lot of trouble.

Yeah there's a reason why security guards are always carrying these things around and not the smaller, lighter, cheaper ones.

Why?
I mean everyone's knocking on wood in footscray.

Fucking hell, I thought they banned assault onions in Australia years ago?

>medieval weapons and screwdrivers
aaaaaaaasshahahahahahahahaha

My convict ancestor copped 200 lashes with one of those and I'm still talking about it.

god AUS is fucked

NZ is fucked too and we are losing our freedoms but at least I can still have my switchblade on the internet. Imagine needing to ask the government for permission to use a laser pointer.

Fucking cucks.

Self-defense laws should be simple. Just use reasonable force to protect yourself and your property.

Turning in guns after an attack is as stupid as turning in lighters and fire extinguishers after a fire.

In a multiculti hell hole like Melbourne if we carried guns it would be Mad Max before lunchtime.

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I bought a knife from the US that is available in Australia, but twice as expensive. Got a letter from customs accusing me of trying to import a prohibited weapon. The letter said if I challenged their decision and lost in court, I'd be up for a huge fine (over $10k) or imprisonment...

I did challenge it, pointed out to where it was for sale in Aust., and was given my goods. Most of the burecrats who 'enforce' this shit don't understand the laws and are determined to ban anything they feel doesn't meet their subjective determination of what is and isn't allowed.

Australia was fucked by Howard. We have no rights to defend ourselves, and most 'normies' are convinced that if you even look at a firearm you'll transform into a serial killer.

I envy the US for their constitution and bill of rights. We'll always be subjects of the state here - no rights to self-determination and individual freedom.

Are unarmed martial arts popular in Australia since you can't be caught with any implement you could reasonably defend yourself with? And if you want some advice, wear a belt with a heavy buckle and just wail the fuck out of your attacker's head if you're attacked.

by being observant, knowing how to improvise items from your surroundings, studying a martial art that teaches fighting against multiple opponents for at least 3 years (only about 30% of street altercations end up on the ground and grappling is useless against mutiple opponents), and having a mate who is a lawyer.
it that sounds too hard, or you just want to carry a weapon to feel tough, then you deserve everything that you get from both an attacker and the legal system.

>no pepper spray
>no tasers

Ya'll get raped a lot don't you?

to be fair, you WERE a prison colony...

you kill the people that passed those laws

ofc course it is, stupid cunt

they are mental

brass knuckles are illegal, but a large carabiner used as a key chain is now.

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Warhammer, sharpened screwdriver, machete. Kukhri knife might count. Self defense is allowed in your house, not for carry

now=not

Everything is a weapon if the situation calls for it.

>body armor
>weapon
kek
Why do you think, goy?

the swift plus is much more wieldy imo. also my work uniform pants are already too big on me so having something heavy on the belt is annoying when I go to take a piss

why is every country that is closely tied to england a totalitarian shithole
and they call US cucked----

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You should've started killing cops in real life and raping their families, in real life. Fuck minecraft. Self defense is illegal? God why in the fuck have I ever been proud of the anglosphere fuck everyone and let me die