Have you prayed to Jeff Bezos today?

Bezos is our savior!
From man to entrepreneur to capitalist to oligarch to God.

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>why do people fear eternal nothingness
lol i dont know

Death isn’t the problem, dying poorly is. Scared, alone, in pain.

Buahaha yeah bro we just came into being and awareness by sheer luck, Planet perfectly aligned from the sun and everything.

Why do Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates look like James Bonds villains?

;_;

The man has more than that! The second biggest home in Washington DC (second only to the White House).

He is a prophet. A man who has the ability to SEE the invisible hand.

Hey. Are you circumsised?

>billions of planets in the universe
>shocked that one of them randomly meets the conditions for life to form

forgot pic

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It is. Because if a teenager tells you the world sucks it's probably just their stupid frontal lobe growing in.

>thinks his shit life will end with Valhalla
LMAO. Sorry bud if you haven't made it in this life, you are fucked. Now, pray to Bezos.

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This I always tell my friends the way you die is much scarier then death. I’d rather go out with my bro’s getting sucked up in a car together then die getting shot by a nigger only for him to run over to me grab my wallet and bitch there’s no money I’ll probably die over the corse of a few minutes but with my bro’s I’ll die pretty fast and in a good mood albeit a bit disappointed that this is where it ends

This, but unironically.
Nothing is far less scary than something.
Either death exists and it's nothing or you're immortal.
Either way, nothing to fear unless you're a sinner.

Her lungs filled up with dead cells. She couldn't get enough oxygen into her bloodstream and her organs b ed gam to die, slowly being suffocated until she died totally from heart failure. China lied, people died, but not before excruciating pain. Goodbye.

>This I always tell my friends the way you die is much scarier then death. I’d rather go out with my bro’s getting sucked up in a car together then die getting shot by a nigger only for him to run over to me grab my wallet and bitch there’s no money I’ll probably die over the corse of a few minutes but with my bro’s I’ll die pretty fast and in a good mood albeit a bit disappointed that this is where it ends

I hear this a lot but the same logic can be applied in life. Rape a few women if you can get away with it, lie, cheat, steal if you can get away with it. Why? Because you you have nothing to fear at the end of it all.

Yas Forumsniggers are degenerate subhumans, simple as. They are wanking over the Third Reich but, back then, these people would have been culled under the law against anti social elements.

BOW!

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That's pretty fucking depressing.

You can find happiness and meaning without hedonism.

Be quiet germbro

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“Alexa, help me,” LouAnn was heard saying at one point, according to a recording her sister shared with the news outlet at her home in Sparta.

“I am in pain. I have to find a way to relieve it,” the ailing woman told Alexa.

“Can you help me cope with pain? Oh, Alexa, I’m going to hurt,” she said.

LouAnn also asked for help reaching law enforcement.

“How do I get to the police?” she said, according to the recording, which showed she was provided with directions to the nearest police station.

The article only gets worse.

Pathetically sad and ugly to think about.

This one hurts :'(

Alexa, press F.

>jewcattle carb addict with low IQ dies
This virus is making the world a better place you morons

>according to a recording her sister shared with the news outlet at her home in Sparta
need dis
NEED

Laughed because I thought it said Nursing Student and thought, wouldnt want her to be my nurse anyway, looks like a hag! But now this is really sad, a nursing home, wow.

take it further and neck yourself

they did it to themselves my man.
those that sow the wind an all that.

>her sister gave out a recording of her dying
Jesus christ...

found it
wmcactionnews5.com/2020/04/09/mich-woman-with-coronavirus-asked-amazons-alexa-help-with-pain-times-days-before-her-death/

How did you feel at 30? What about 28? This is important

i will not shed tears for the worst generation of human beings this retard generator of a planet ever produced.

Death is scary, it’s getting there that will suck.
I have no problem with facing my mortality I just don’t want to slowly choke to death on my own lung secretions.

Isnt*

ok boomer

because you were designed to desperately try to survive at any cost

triggered, tranny?

This is the future Americucks want

Proof that the only real God we will ever have is an AI.
This is assuming this isn’t already the case.
Smart woman though, she could have prayed to God, but she knew the machine gave her a better shot.
SO GOD I ASK YOU NOW! IF YOU ARE REAL THEN WHY DO YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN FALL ASTRAY! WHY DO YOU WANT US TO WORSHIP MACHINES!

Fuck off normie scum

it truly is the deus ex timeline

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stupid fucking bitch. glad she's dead.
pray to the gods of eternal consumerism, boomer cunt. buy another vacuum cleaner attachment from a late night advertisement. and a shamwow. you know she was the type of boomer to do that. holy fucking shit. get sold things eternally. worthless

great. thanks. now you can go watch another game of thrones episode. haha le epic Tyron Lancaster cock joke
fuck off idiot. people like you deserve to be raped to death by niggers

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>"Alexa, help! I cannot breathe!"

>...
>"Before I can offer you any help: please register your credit card."

just send me the 3 whacky digits on the back

This. I love my parents. I'm open to the case that the boomer generation itself has done horrible things (USA is the best example) but individual members is a case by case affair.
It's not like we're hearing of the deaths of slave driving slum lords.

On the night before my birthday I was like "oh shit it's cominnggggg" then I turned 30 and nothing is different.
It's at 35 that you'll start showing it I think. Stay healthy and exercise and all that shit.

>I'm 31.
I don’t care. I’m 24.

he has all that cash and he hooks up with a tranny?!

kek this thread is pure gold

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Sounds fake. A few days ago I cut my finger and asked "Alexa, I cut my finger" and "Alexa, how to stop bleeding". The answer is always "Sorry, I don't know that one".
I didn't have bandages at home at that moment and didn't want to dye my phone with blood so that's why I asked.

The world is a fucking cake walk compared to even 2 generations ago you useless piece of shit.

In our reality, James Bond would be the villain to like MI6 protecting epstein