1.48 MILLION CASES

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>still doesn't understand the very basic concept of growth
God I hate living in this shithole third world country with people like you

Your understanding of statistics is the equivalent of someone who thinks the wage gap is real

>Degenerates btfo
>Increase in roasties btfo at home
>rich people btfo
>westerners btfo
Can anything better than corona chan happen?
God destroyed the homo order with something so small like that.

*cof cof

>they're

Poor fucking slopes who haven't figure this is our brave new world, everybody is going to catch it unless you're making this thread from a different planet you're as a fucked as everybody else

>they're
i heard you can get it from sniffing fart. is that true?

I'm making it from NEW ZEALAND. LOL, we have 1000 cases

Yeah and look how well weve contained and solved the problem as technology has improved. You doomsday faggots are unironically retarded

I say we push the meme that the virus has been eradicated in a week and a half

USA is already at 9/11 x 3 and it's not stopping anytime soon!

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*ahem*
PRAISE NURGLE
LONG LIVE CORONA-CHAN

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>have sucking chest wound
>also happen to get Chinese flu from patient next to you coofing
>die
>welp chalk another one up for batsoupblues

Just a reminder.
>8 billion people in the world
>5.96% of 8 billion
>= 476,800,000
>"just the flu brah"

Isn't that like 9000 people? What is that .0001% of our population? What a tragedy

So who's skewing the death rate numbers?

Cause in the US, the 4.5% death rate in New York skews the whole country high (outside of new york, the average is under 2%)
and the average for all of US is only 3%

What country is having a fucking 9% death rate to skew the average THAT much

Europe's getting buttfucked as far as I can tell. America is still catching up.

No disease works like that.
The whole world will not get infected.
and the more time goes by, the lower the death rate gets, as those most likely to die will have already died.

Behold our saviour against Corona chan
digimon.fandom.com/wiki/Omnimon_Merciful_Mode

Oh I guess it's more like x5. But yeah you're right 9/11 wasn't a tragedy

Shhhh dont tell anyone that. They need to keep the hype going. I feel kind of bad for everyone that's out of work for this bullshit. It must suck. I luckily am still working. I'm about to fly back home and spend my 3 weeks off fucking a hot blonde with huge tits on my 30' sportfishing boat 50 miles off the coast while fishing. Gunna be a good time. If any of you anons would like to come with let me know. Come out on the boat with me and we can tag team this blonde, get drunk as fuck, catch some monster fish. And dump load after load into this girl. Btw corona is all hype you have a 99.99% chance of being fine with minimal effort. Wash your hands before you eat or touch your face and you'll be fine.

>America is still catching up.
Nah, America is probably reaching it's peak this week. It'll be a slow down with the occasional pocket here or there.
New York is literally 1/3 of all US corona cases, and it's flattening the curve.

If you can't figure out the difference between terrorist attacks and a virus, you're just a moron

6,000,000 Actual Cases by April 20th.

SIX MILLION?

Well Eu got hit first, I was watching it sweep across there at an alarming rate, while the US seemed to have extremely low numbers... and then boom, cases in the US start growing 30k a day. One day you have top spot at 120k, now 400k. Wonderful America, great how you are such an economic superpower too, this recession is gonna be memorable

If you can't smell the fart you're infected

This virus will have hundreds times more effect on your country than 9/11 did though

Really? You think this will have a bigger effect than decades of endless war? God damn you really are stupid.

>He thinks there won't be wars because of corona

HAHAHAHAHA

The killer awoke before the dawn.
He put his boots on.
He took a face from the ancient gallery,
then he came to the room where his sister lived and then, paid a visit to his brother and then he, walked on down the hall.
Then he came to a door and he looked inside.
Shlomo ? Yes goy.
I want to kill you.

Okay, who's going to war? China? Nope crippled by the virus. Russia? Nope crippled by gas war. Iran? Crippled by sanctions and the virus. Who's left

How do we celebrate American deaths?

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US death Rate per state
AL 2.6
AK 3
AZ 2.9
AR 1.8
CA 2.6
CO 3.4
CT 3.8
DE 1.7
Washington DC 1.8
FL 2.0
GA 3.6
HI 1.1
ID 1.4
IL 3.0
IN 3.4
IA 2.3
KS 3.6
KY 5.4
LA 3.8
ME 2.6
MD 2.2
MA 2.5
MI 4.7
MN 3.3
MS 3.3
MO 1.7
MT 1.8
NE 2.6
NV 3.0
NH 2.2
NJ 3.1
NM 1.8
NY 4.2
NC 1.5
ND 1.5
OH 3.7
OK 5.1
OR 3.0
PA 1.9
RI 2.4
SC 2.4
SD 1.5
TN 1.8
TX 1.9
UT 0.7
VT 3.8
VA 2.0
WA 4.6
WV 0.8
WI 3.5
WY 0.0

About 80% of these states have more than a thousand cases, so the infection is fairly far in for them.

HUGE discrepancies.
Basically, the ones hit earliest, who didn't like the idea of locking down travel and avoiding socializing are seeing the highest death rates.

Outside of the outliers, the typical death rate is about 2.3

It means that they didn't really die of the virus. I know it's hard for you retarded southerners to get that.

It's not a big deal. NY is flattening off the curve now. Take another month, this 600 a week is boss

Only because you have other health issues doesnt mean you would not live another 30 years if corona didnt happen. Are you seriously retarded? People with hearth issue can live another 20 years and this kills them

>88.5 THOUSAND DEATHS
ow look, its fucking nothing

Also ZERO deaths in UpstateUpstate.
Rollin for those 6's

And Wyoming is still at 0.

This shit was one of the best things to ever happen in our lifetime.

I never seen such a coordinate response from our species in my life, or ever from any history event of the sorts. Not by cooperation at least.

Now we need to coop to nuke china

wait til next week its going to HUGE Numberinos!!!

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Stfu retard. They're hospitalized because of their illnesses. Cancer, heart failure and other critical stuff. Of course there is some cases who is not that bad and this kills them. Just like the seasonal flu, it can kill people who seem healthy. It's literally a flu, you're not panicking like this every year are you?

t. opinion of some zoomer from high school. Unlike you i can read data and read about differences between corona viruses and influenza viruses

They go to the hospital for fun, for them it's like going on holiday. They have room service and everything, and lots of drugs. They have fun!

Being a fatass is literally a comorbidity for Corona. So is high blood pressure. This is what "other illnesses" includes. You act like everyone who died of the disease was already on their deathbed before.

This, honestly
I'm so fucking bored. What kind of happening is this?
Fucking half the people on Yas Forums don't even think the virus is real
God, I hate this gay earth
Nothing ever happens
I hate to say it, but this was a nothingburger

why retards like you in this retared cesspit fails to understand that this is only the beginning