Brit/pol. Mandatory Exercise Edition

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Wish him well
>#clapForBoris

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Want a greggs

Need to stop my alarm. It's fucken spongebob

I will be assembling a coven, we will cast spells and torch some wheelie bins in his honour.

>mandatory exercise
well

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Here's hoping he gets better soon!

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Problem – manufacture a crisis or take advantage of one already in place in order to get the desired Reaction – of public outcry, whereby the public demands a Solution- which as been predetermined from the beginning.

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I wonder how much savage he would be at China if he gets better.

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, FOR R NHS

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inshallah

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Fucking spastic kid trying to do a no arms tackle

Kek, they are missing their mandatory carpet sniffing.

Obvious that is what this nonsense is. The NPCs will go along with it and attack any dissenters who dare to go against it.
I don't even think those Ted blokes who live in da woods will escape this crap.

who's got that creepy wine guy meme but suit shopped onto his body?
thought i saved it the other day, cant find it.
or even just the original, and i'll shop it myself

He'll just go back to sucking their little yellow cocks while they insert 5g antennas up everyone's arse.

There's no cure for globalism.

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Are you faggots on a rota or something? Hang all names bounces.

Is this Yas Forums?

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havent had a wank in 3 days

Why does seeing something entered in the name field make you envy me?

If Beijing isn't a radioactive hole by the end of the year then everyone's cucked out

Ready to clap lads?

Haha envy a saddo like you? Nah m9.

Took a day off work so I can play video games in my underwear instead of playing video games in my underwear while having my emails and chat open.

Fucks sake. I must be the only cunt at work. Please let me get furloughed.

Not sure I wanna get furloughed, it'd be less than 80% of my wage and I'm essentially just spending all the time at work I spent looking busy playing vidya. Hope the lockdown lasts forever desu

COOF
youtube.com/watch?v=jt58it26jCs

This is the only good food product that ever came out of England. Peanut butter makes it better.

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new red dwarf special on dave tonight at 9

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Haven’t watched any since the travesty that was ‘back to Earth’ or some shit like that a few years back, was the new series any good?

Just had a crafty wank in the garden and it stinks.

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Mark twain was such a little contrarian bitch

how can a man be so fucking based. i hope he will recover soon

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#wankForBoris @8:00

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Bloody hell, where have you been?

>Whatever the cost may be, we shall wank on the beaches, we shall wank on the landing grounds, we shall wank in the fields and in the streets, we shall wank in the hills; we shall never stop jerking the sausage

They ruined Red Dwarf. It was best when it was low budget. The series peaked when they were drifting around space in Starbug.

In the garden.

Mate, it's dutch.

Also
> Be American
> thinks "Cookies" are more important than the jet engine, computers or the industrial revolution

K E K

Thinking about Ms. Dimmock?

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It's fucking shit. It's barely even funny

good lord, shame she turned into a disgusting hambeast

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what are you doing awake?

what are (you) doing awake?

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Daytime is the time for people who are not on antischizoid medications

ill never understand why people fancied her.

In the navy is such a gay song

Based

Not to stamp on your revelation, but I think that was the point, lad.

Doctor Patel will see you now, user

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>no meat
>your OK with s.o.ylant version right user

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If the left actually gave a shit about the third world, they'd stop brain draining then off the few High IQ wogs their country produces.

>Britain has always been ethnically diverse

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>coronavirus will kill off white boomers

Ognononasdssfgds HAAAAAAA

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lol they didn't even put whites on the graph, absolutely SEETHING. Browns are trapped in the cities now,it makes me wish CV was more dangerous

This is the best argument against muh doctors and engineers immigration. India is literally running short of quacks cos they all come to the west. The way to frame it is neo-colonialism - we used to rape a countries natural resources, now we just take the people.

That graph gave me cancer

>MUH ECONOMY

When did he become a neo-liberal?

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When he was too afraid to dip his toes into *real* conservatism.

Can't get into any shops queues are full of Eastern Europeans buying fish for good Friday