>I'm here for the job interview
I'm here for the job interview
Nathan Martin
Jose Thompson
>I would describe myself as a team player but at the same time a self-starter, a go-getter. I have always been a firm believer in the philosophy that guns are for pussies, that real men aren't afraid to sword fight with their cocks.
Luis Nelson
sorry, you ain't got the talent for our organization
Nicholas Harris
Sorry, Henry, we don't hire closet homos who killed their gay lover to hide the fact they're gay.
Hit the road!
Henry Bailey
CUZ IM A LIAR
Evan Campbell
Whats your genduhrr?
Luke Young
You got the job, get in the van.
Ryan Bell
I always wondered if he was in the closet. Who did he kill?
Jason Edwards
>the absolute state of that tie knot
If you don't use a Kelvin or a half Windsor you getting a noose instead
Lincoln Murphy
I'm sorry, but there seems to have been a mistake. We already have an over abundance of angsty faggots already. I'm sorry, I'll call you if we have any openings for angsty 40+ year old faggots.
Nicholas Brooks
I SEEN SOME THINGS. YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN.
Jaxon Reyes
*Talks shit about all the conservatives at Costco.
*Goes to Costco.
Brody Johnson
his gay lover
Jason Russell
Cooper Gray
Sorry sweaty, but Jamal gets the job because of muh diversity hires.
Joshua Turner
Henry, you look like you would be a great candidate, personality wise, but you don't have any of the experience we are looking for.
We need someone who has the following experience:
Black
Crippled
Transgendered
Muslim
None of which matches your experience. Good lucky Henry.
Aiden Kelly
Good neck circumference. You're in.
Don't be a faggot at work.
Michael Garcia
>rollins.jpg
59yo boomer,
but still a Chad
Christopher Wright
never gets old
youtube.com
Oliver Lewis
Wow, are you white? You're hired my friend!
Jackson Jones
You will be understudy to our star employee. Take his direction as you would the word of God.
Jaxson Barnes
One white is enough whites, I don't want another affirmative action lawsuit.
Gabriel Thomas
Lol
Kevin Adams
honks on you he would be fine with this
Ian King
>half Windsor
I seriously hope you guys dont do this
Unless you are applying to something like best buy
Colton Thompson
Fuck that kike.
Henry Carter
I just use a clip on
Thomas Russell
DRINKING BLACK COFFEE
Bentley Morales
Son, I am disappoint
Jason Jones
YES
Nathaniel Cooper
based and neckpilled
Austin Adams
Gay sex store is next door. Wron place. You go now.
Daniel Peterson
Sorry, but I don't hire fake-tough libtard homos larping as "poets" and "musicians". Try the welfare office. Bye!
Michael Parker
don't hire mentally ill jews.
Joshua James
I have a pretty decent neck circumference. The problem is my weak chin. God, I hate myself so much.
Samuel Mitchell
Jacob Ortiz
Andrew Young
Same, feels fucking bad
William Gray
Tyler Ross
i think we have an opening in our BASED department, lemme check...
Jaxon Walker
sliding genioplasty
ez fix not even that expensive as far as surgeries go
Cooper Nguyen
Makes scrawny people look tough. As long as they wear a shirt.
Nolan Myers
U N D E R A T E D
Josiah Lewis
Kick rocks and take off bud.
> Rollins was born Henry Lawrence Garfield in Washington, D.C. on February 13, 1961, the only child of Iris and Paul Garfield.[5][6][7][8] His father was of Jewish descent. Rollins' Latvian paternal great-grandfather, Henach Luban, fled to the U.S. from Rēzekne (then part of the Russian Empire) and changed his first name to Henry.[9] When Rollins was three years old, his parents divorced and he was raised by his mother in the Washington neighborhood of Glover Park.[5][10][11][12] As a child and teenager, Rollins was sexually assaulted,[13] and he suffered from depression and low self-esteem.[14] In fourth grade, he was diagnosed with hyperactivity and took Ritalin for several years to focus during school.[15]
Luis Brooks
Colton Hernandez
Cole and Henry Rollins were assaulted by armed robbers in December 1991 outside their shared Venice Beach, California home at 809 Brooks Avenue in the Oakwood district.[3] They had attended a Hole concert at the Whisky a Go Go and were returning home after having stopped at an all-night grocery store. Two armed men, described as black and in their 20s, approached them demanding money. Angry that Rollins and Cole had only $50 between them, the gunmen ordered the two men to go inside their house for more cash. Rollins entered at gunpoint. However, Cole was killed outside after being shot in the face at close range while Rollins escaped out the back door and alerted the police.[4][5] The murder remains unsolved.[2]
Dunno user.
Thomas Ward
congratulations, rabbi.
we just so happen to have an opening that fits you.
Levi Young
hired.
Camden Morgan
I'm reluctant to get cosmetic surgery, just going to grow a beard instead
Zachary Hughes
tl;dr
>a kike's faggot lover was killed by niggers and he hasn't stopped bitching about white people since
Ryder Jenkins
we serve ice cream here sir.
Michael Bailey
Brayden Garcia
>give me the job because i'm incredibly good-looking
>you're hired!
Samuel Thompson
Ah yes of course...
excuse me sure are you feeling all right?
>Yes of course sir glad to be here
Well, you cannot wear a greyscale filter around the office you know. Out of uniform you see.
Tyler Jenkins
Imagine talking about how you got to pitch for 4 innings once in little league. Imagine doing this for 30+ years. This is Henry Rollins.
Liam Green
>hey arent you harry rollins from that band?
Kayden White
>I'm the guy who told Morrissey to stop whining and go to gym. He didn't listen and he's nazi now.
Austin Howard
i dont hire kikes because they refuse to sign next to the X
denied
Jackson White
Its a shame hes bluepulled and worse is an sjw retard now
Ryan Powell
Jesus Christ, Henry Rollins is so fucking tough and masculine. To bad he decided to become a virtue signaling anti-white, misandrist faggot.
Juan Butler
hes actually like 5'6 and 140lbs. he just looks tough because hes low bodyfat and doesnt take pictures next to normal sized humans for scale.
Juan Powell
He's not that short, he's like 5'9. But yeah he's probably pretty light.