/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3065

The empty hospital brigade will be here soon to distract you from tens of thousands of indian shills pushing a narrative, for the first time ever actually shilling for their own country. A new player has finally started waving it's dick around in the US vs China stalemate and if coronavirus fucks India harder than China they will declare war, full stop.

she's not pregnant ok

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why do you even bother? this shit is already confirmed to be a nothingburger. will you keep posting the same thread like the /ptg/ fags? will you keep posting this shit when the virus dies off In a few months ?

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Is this dude real? I'm scared now.

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ʍou ɹɐʍǝɔɐɹ sƃɐɟlɐɯɹou ǝissnɐ ǝɥʇ sɐפ

REMINDER

>curve is flattening
>there is nothing to worry about
>it's over
>i still love you

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Did Hong Kong already fix their second outbreak?

Unfortunately true.
But her name is still Coronachan

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Emotions are running high in the NYPD.

twitter.com/i/status/1247992146898100232

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We will be ok. Probabaly just a placebo

>— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —

>nothingburger

uhhh

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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yeah thats all real

>"NYC is lost"

Chink Bioweapon Airborme Aids - how is this not the lead story right now?

well except the mosquito and no recovery part. Too soon to say that.

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Yes what he says is real. We are fucked user and I guarantee you no matter how fucked we are clown world will keep going. The ride never ends and this is just the beginning

Are deaths really going down? They're shutting down LA parks on Sunday but I thought the deaths were going down.

its is a nothingburger. this flu wont cause shit. lockdown over a literal flu.

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>TOP 50 CHANGES TODAY
#1. Mexico +396 (+33)
#2. United States +201 (+7)
#3. China +63 (+2)
#4. South Korea +39 (+4)
#5. Honduras +31 (+1)
#6. New Zealand +29

Imagine going to work to do your job and being assaulted by normie scum.

k, know what?
bring it on

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>posts vid of passed out drunk
Muh Muh Muh My Corona
>4.8x Swine Flu
Confirmed nothing out of the ordinary.

there's no evidence of reinfection being a significant problem

>It's over

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"Today" only started a couple of hours ago.

You know if Bezos is still in New Zealand?

Have the raiding and looting started in USA yet or must we wait a little longer for the fireworks?

Fuck this doomer argie faggot. Spamming tabloid news in every OP.

youtu.be/jwznZq3NaxQ

every single day you dumb nigger

it is highly transmittable severe viral pneumonia, so its not a nothing, but this shit is absolutely retarded at this point.

Can we just wall it off, then.

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Spanish flu was also a literal flu

I'm a PA (masters level health care practitioner for non-burgers) working in Urgent Care (low acuity emergency room) in one of the largest US cities, AMA.

unless the food supply gets disrupted that's not happening. so far there doesn't seem to be any reason to think it'll get that bad

fuck you boomer, go back to your containment zone you nigger loving faggot

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No that's how they make the illness, you listen.

FUCK
WHY?!!

To the user in last thread looking for fresh Corona virus Videos, try this link.

> every fucking day nigger

Is this the new normal?

It was here in January

fucking cease you autist bot.

Who's this bean demon?

>can they actually count all of the bodies? Even the ones in the apartments who the hospital refused to test?

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>TOP 50 COUNTRIES LIST
#1. United States 435,128 (14,795)
#2. Spain 148,220 (14,792)
#3. Italy 139,422 (17,669)
#4. Germany 113,296 (2,349)
#5. France 112,950 (10,869)
#6. China 81,865 (3,335)
#7. Iran 64,586 (3,993)
#8. United Kingdom 60,733 (7,097)
#9. Turkey 38,226 (812)
#10. Belgium 23,403 (2,240)
#11. Switzerland 23,280 (895)
#12. Netherlands 20,549 (2,248)
#13. Canada 19,438 (427)
#14. Brazil 16,188 (820)
#15. Portugal 13,141 (380)
#16. Austria 12,942 (273)
#17. South Korea 10,423 (204)
#18. Israel 9,404 (73)
#19. Russia 8,672 (63)
#20. Sweden 8,419 (687)
#21. Ireland 6,074 (235)
#22. Australia 6,052 (50)
#23. Norway 6,042 (101)
#24. India 5,916 (178)
#25. Chile 5,546 (48)
#26. Denmark 5,402 (218)
#27. Czech Republic 5,312 (99)
#28. Poland 5,205 (159)
#29. Romania 4,761 (220)
#30. Japan 4,667 (94)
#31. Ecuador 4,450 (242)
#32. Peru 4,342 (121)
#33. Pakistan 4,263 (61)
#34. Malaysia 4,119 (65)
#35. Philippines 3,870 (182)
#36. Mexico 3,181 (174)
#37. Luxembourg 3,034 (46)
#38. Indonesia 2,956 (240)
#39. Saudi Arabia 2,932 (41)
#40. Serbia 2,666 (65)
#41. United Arab Emirates 2,659 (12)
#42. Panama 2,528 (63)
#43. Finland 2,487 (40)
#44. Thailand 2,369 (30)
#45. Qatar 2,210 (6)
#46. Dominican Republic 2,111 (108)
#47. Colombia 2,054 (55)
#48. Greece 1,884 (83)
#49. South Africa 1,845 (18)
#50. Argentina 1,795 (65)

sauce on mosquito vector? IF so they will end lockdowns becauses it's not containable(it's not anyways).

But what is the point of this mess if society does not collapses.

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people can't afford it forever.

racial breakdown of patients

Die

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It’s all been probably real but not fully confirmed since January

>food supply
user. What about the people who can no longer afford food and rent?

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Fucking back to red -dit or even better, die fucking bo omer

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100k A DAY
>GOD BLESS
100k A DAY
>GOD BLESS
100k A DAY
>GOD BLESS

>be white
>attack cop
>dont get shot

must be nice

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

No, the new normal is several orders of magnitude worse. We're not there yet.

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Do you guys have enough PPE?

It’s looking like quite a bit more than pneumonia...

I wish this happening would pick back up again. I took a week-break from here because slidefags and summerniggers ruining everything for weeks beforehand.

It feels like this happening is already over despite thousands of people per day still dying. Have I grown used to the suffering and just don't give a shit anyways so it feels like nothing? When are we getting to the "payback" part of this where countries fuck up China? Am I gonna get to shoot CCP chinks before I turn 28?

Unironically kill yourself.

but there was only 87k yesterday

checked. my feelings exactly. i'm only sticking around so i can help protect my family in the unlikely scenario this goes full shtf.

That’s like saying it’s just the flu

>#5. France 112,950 (10,869)
Tell Wikipedia.

I need more demonstrations and death to china chants, based straya knows it's fucking over for them...just nuke them and save us the bloodshed.

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It's mostly correct symptom wise until the no recovery part. It can also cause Kidney failure since the same protein binding sites found in the lungs (ACE2} are also found in the kidneys, and isolated cases of meningitis have been found.

Leaf here asking the real questions. You'll be spared on the dotr

Shut up, spic.

Did you ever get around to making a series list like you mentioned a while back?

the first guy they arrested wasn't white and was clearly missing bullet wounds.
He must be magic.

What a shithole

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Weight makes you more likely to die of the virus, so it'll be good if they shed a few extra pounds.

How you doin?
Are hospitals bat shit crazy.

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Coronavirus is the most common virus in the world, you fags are ushering in Nwo and the phasing out of dairy and meat. And will shame people who refuse to be vaccinated and chipped. Fucking fags.

At my current location, probably 50% white, 25% latino, 25% nigger. White people tend toward the private health care clinics in my experience.

Okay... by the way I like your image.

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GARY

Who would win if PAPR and N95+faceshield has a fight?

fucking newfag just get the fuck out here what are you doing here?

Dunno if based or retarded but our government seems to be sending the infected people to Cuba. That in order to avoid reporting more cases and keep the forever number 6.

>Weight makes you more likely to die of the virus, so it'll be good if they shed a few extra pounds.

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Not me, I was just trying to help user. Here's the anime list, however.

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GJP raised their prediction to 170K. Bizarrely the University of Washington lowered their predictions to 60K, saying it will peak in 3 days.

1% death rate seems to be established, so all these predictions are counting on it being contained at a pretty small percent infected.

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Deaths are going down because the parks are shut down. The more shit they open up the more infections durrrr.

Checked
Here's hoping the collapse comes soon

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truckeranon here, let me strike some fear into.your heart

>most of your food comes to you because smoker, obese, boomer, nothingnigger flufaggot stickshifting nigger lover cucks drive your food to your local store
>ie. majority of extant truckers hit EVERY SINGLE MAJOR COMORBIDITY for coronachan
>AND they all think she either is no big deal or doesnt exist
>truckstops are also poz hotboxes

go figure that one out

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We do have enough PPE, my city cerrtainly has been affected and we arre rationing, but we are parrt of a very large conglomerate and have good supply chain. I have colleagues in larger hospitals who are feeling the pinch, although even they don't say it as bad as the news reports. I'm in the SE, the situation is likely to change as things progress

>German deaths
Not buying it...I look forward to UK passing fake CCP data!

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> (OP)
>Coronavirus is the most common virus in the world, you fags are ushering in Nwo and the phasing out of dairy
End of Canada.

What are your predictions for the future?

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seethe more you mushbrained degenerate faggot, give me.your address I'll drive my fucking semi through your bedroom while you sleep

Yeah, even Americans avoid that place...and California due to the literal shit in the street.
The closest to socialism you'll get in the USis those two states. Illinois a close 3rd.

>run out of test kits
>chinese ones flat out don't work
>confirmed new cases only drops slightly
>half the world doesn't have any real confirmation method at all anyways

And I like your ID

...

So what's been your most used survival prep item so far in this crisis?

I don't get it

Anyone who hasn’t stopped going to the store already is doing the new normal wrong

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Alcohol.

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Is this the stronger hugzie strain???

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People in Guayaquil, Ecuador burying their deads themselves

>twitter.com/MerchanTomala/status/1247652038198124544

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True, if you haven't stockpiled food by now your best bet is ordering it online, hoping you actually get it, and letting it sit for a while before consumption

Society is the mess, Coronavirus triggers the reptilian brain showing human beings' true nature

What's wrong with this image?
Mommywives are reserved for the true believers
I'm not a bot mate

Liquor
Video games

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Oh they’re already doing fudging the figures out in the open but without any critical press or public scrutiny in true bootlicking English fashion

It's pretty scary going in to work, I don't want to kiss my wife at night. Definitely resent anyone who comes in for a trivial issue, espeically those with mild URI symptoms that don't merit hospitalization (90% of low acuity patients). My hours have been cut drastically, due to low patient volume in our setting. It's likely that I'll have to start picking up night time shifts at a hospital just to supplement if it continues this way. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Honestly hoping I catch it early while there is a bench on the vent farm availible

I still fail to understand when we went to soo fucking astray as beginning to defend and encourage this kind of behaviours.

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Are you retarded?

Or do you literally have enough prepped for the rest of your life?

>THAT'S A FEMALE

I've seen better.

Sounds like Florida.

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STOP user, don't trigger any meme magic. We need Wyoming to bug out to when shtf.

Uh, user? I think ur computer is upside down.

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Soap......

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Every single university in the United States is a center for leftist propaganda. Teachers will fail you for expressing right wing opinions in papers even when their a clearly politically motivated basis behind assignments. I went for one year and quit. School is for retards. Everything is racism, feminism, sexism, ageism, homophobia, discrimination etc. The only class I took that wasn't infested with it was the math courses.

Some respite soon and a breather over the summer. Countries open up to soon and are reluctant to lock down again. October things start to get biblical

He's fucking lost it

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do these people think that we are just going to be locked down for a year? university and alphabet people are so fucking dumb, their overreliance on electrifies crystals has rotted out their brains

beer, chocolates and tonic water

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Hiiiiii guuuuuys, I’m totally gay and very autistic, like little girl cartoons, believe everything the mainstream media says, am terrified of graphs and big words that I don’t understand. Can I join your cult? Looks comfy in here.

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When I wear an N-95 into a room with a coughing patient I feel like I might as well be wearing a condom while jumping into a shark tank. If you intend on being in a populated area and breathing I don't think you'll get much protection from either, although a powered mask is objectively more effective

Thanks plenty of time to watch these too

GARY, WHAT WOULD WE DO WITH YOU?

Still zero deaths in Wy

No user I think we all have our computers upside down

Any thriftfags out here excited for when wave 1 passes and we get to collect valuable shit for pennies on the dollar from families trying to offload grandpas collection they don't know the worth of? Looking forward to old-school suits, sterling silver everything and other neat shit boomers had.

do you really think you'll need a vent. if you catch it?

parachord. can't stop tying knots. Its distracting and helps me calm. Plus its fun to see how fast I can get through all the ones I know

Liquor, weed, and guitar

that's fine and all, but I hope you have at least 5 years worth of survival prep

the only time I leave my house is to go to the gas station at 11pm when nobody is there so I can buy beer. I still wear gloves and a fullface even when nobody is there.

I don't have a crystal ball, but this isn't going away. Even if somehow, some way, more technologically advanced countries find ways to slow the spread (as there's no stopping it) they'll be slammed into by millions of sick starving brown subhumans as there's no way gibs'll continue or they'll be capable of controlling it. With our borders practically nonexistant, our military pozzed to hel, cocky and overconfident kikes unwilling to order their goylems to do what's necessary... It's going to be utter chaos, and that's if some dying nation doesn't hit a dead-man's-switch or samson option.
Reinfection on top of constant community spread on top of starvation and crippled industry on top of dead medical personnel and police on top of our 'leaders' being ineffectual across the world... wew.

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It depends. If faggots like you keep crying, I am very inclined to keep it going until the Olympics are inaugurated.

>I-Its just those states, I swear

thats because you probably don't know what pneumonia is.
here have a link
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27041635
that would be why SARS is considered a flu like illness.

Man I hear you same reason I dropped out. The whole environment seemed so fake/ artificial. Like the students writing the papers themselves didn't believe in the bs they had to write but did it simply to get a passing grade

>N-world
New typo

FUCK OFF UNGRATEFUL BURGERS

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Pasta.

I bought too much of it off amazon, its overwhelming and I dont know what to do with it all. I have all these bags and I dont even want to eat any of it, but I have to, because it's most of I have. Its beginning to trigger my gag reflex at times.

Don't worry, i deleted it. And I didn't even get digits in that one. Wyoming is safe, fren!

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books/toys/games for my kids. keeping them happy keeps me focused on something positive.

>unless
It's a good thing that truck drivers are naturally immune

holy shit argiebro, you are gonna make a hundred thousand threads

doubling weekly while the world is paralyzed in an unprecedented never before used stay at home order.
Literally the only thing normies are talking about. It's fatigue that its everywhere's now instead of just being our comfy thing back when there was only 2000 cases.
The novelty was bound to wear off once everyone in the real world has to deal with the happening.
I need to learn how to make gifs since the OC jpg game seems to have upped.

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THIS SHIT IS FOR REAL DAWG

Fuck off, retard.

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weed, rice and eggs. discovered tamago gohan recently and its fucking delicious, been eating a bit too much of it

Beautiful.
Enjoy, user.

t-thank you. have good dreams tonight! :3

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Time to splatter a bug

>quitting college instead of using it to learn the arguments and tactics of your enemies so you can better fight them

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Any of my fellow leafs watch quebec movie this on goyflix? Became relevant pretty much immediately after release. It's about surviving collapse.

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We all have to die someday.

fair.org/home/you-dont-need-to-believe-china-about-chinas-coronavirus-success/

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amazing ID

yeah I think you're mostly right. For the first 1500 threads it felt pretty comfy here. We were in the know and had plenty of shit to speculate on before normies knew about it.
now that its everywhere on every channel and website it just feels like every other normie thing ever.
Maybe it'll get more exciting when notable people start dying. I was really hoping Boris would've kicked the bucket already but alas Nothing Ever Happens

Fuck no, I have 6 months tops maybe, I will grow vegetables soon and if push comes to shove I will hunt and fish

whisky, vidyas and origami

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I'm pretty outspoken in person and would challenge professors a lot in classes on bullshit and other students would call me racist and sexist in class and teachers would just refuse to answer me while other students shouted slurs. Fuck school and fuck society

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best ID i've ever seen

She will just wait until we let our guard down.

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I hope not, I'm 30, no outstanding health issues besides drinking too much, but I do believe that there are going to be fatalities and morbidity from otherwise healthy people (although hopefully a small percentage). My supervising physician had to go to the hospital for shortness of breath today, although she seems to be doing okay,. she's not much older than me and otherwise healthy, maybe I'm just a little shook

>Almost past the peak
>Reopen in May
Cuomo, I...

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>FUCKWHY++
based

You fags just make me angrier every time you pop up to shill Winnie the pooh and your grolious peopres almy. If you fags backed off a bit, people would forget how you tried to kill the world, but here you are, reminding everybody of what a shit stain you are.

This is the right move. If this goes on for longer than the next 6 months I'm leaving and not coming back. Have always wanted to be innawoods anyways.

Yeah i had a light fever coming and going in the first week
and in the first week a dry throat

This made my cold heart just a little warmer. Thank you.