Trump bux could come in tomorrow or friday. who is ready?

how do I ensure that I can get mine if I'm a neet who lives off the grid

youd give up your privacy for twelve hudnred bucks? i guess youre not off the grid by choice

funny bc i owe 1255 in taxes

>partial apology
dam right it is, they're off by at least 6 zeroes

Stay mad paypig

I'm gonna corner the pinto bean market in my town.

>tfw no IRS direct deposit portal

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I’m going to buy a gaming laptop and then proceed to not play any games on it

Mine came today and it was $2000. When I finish my filing on Friday I'll get another $1000. CAD mind you so like $1500 and $750ish converted last I remember the rate.

don't be that retarded user I'm sure those are free somewhere on the web

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Gonna waste mine buying a new mic

>not playing pump it up
what are you even doing with your life

Blowing up money is a felony.

i got it to work on h&r block. there's even a step-by-step on their website.

gibs me dat

Thats what im waitin' on...

Get ready for a 10 dollar lettuce.

You can't give people a fuck load of money for nothing and expect no inflation on prices.

buying bitcoin.

No sympathy honestly. Fuck you for trying to get any.

Where's the website Trump?

I'm gonna use mine for the good faith deposit on some property. MAGA.

Turbotax came out with a portal where you can get the coronabux even IF you haven't filed 2018 or 2019 taxes. I was approved with just name, address, phone number, email, SSN bank account, routing number, and a few other questions.

>One of those
>Not getting time crisis 2

based and redpilled

>no source
fuck off

>fuck load
It's almost nothing user. No serious inflation will happen short term from a one time payout of $1200 to working citizens. If that were the case it would happen every year during tax season.

I did this also. I hope it works

>I'm poor please No sympathy honestly. Fuck you for trying to get any.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SAID THEY WEREN'T GOING TO BE HERE UNTIL SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PIU is fun, but the music is 80% garbage with only a few really great tracks here and there. DDR has unquestionably better music.

I'm getting fat again, user. I need a way to exercise that tricks my brain into thinking it's not exercise.

Same but I did with H&R Block. Hope it works

There's also some unemployment benefit increases. If you qualify for any state benefits, you get another 600 fed bucks a week

Oh shit, today is already tomorrow too

OMG 1200 DOLLARS. Lul. If you retards think that’s a lot, I don’t want to see how you guys live irl

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try $3900 nokidz

>could
Could
Maybe
Probably not

you're out of your jurisdiction

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i'm getting shit as a working full time student because i'm a dependent
my millionaire grandparents are getting it without a doubt. will probably go on another cruise to celebrate when lockdown ends

yeah dude me too im totally gonna buy a bunch of tools and boots and shit thats real important im definitely not gonna blow it all on retarded shit

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what if i already filled out a form and mailed it in 2 weeks ago because i was trying to be front of the line? can i do this shit anyway? i dont really want to wait 11 months for some retarded check in the mail

I dug the old PS2 out of storage today and ordered a foam soft mat. Haven't played DDR in over a decade so it's going to be interesting. I'm hoping my old save file is still on the memory card so I can see just how fat and out of shape I've got compared to when I was a teenager.

What happened to the site that was supposed to be built so we could enter our direct deposit information? I’m going to have to wait until fucking July for this

Wont be getting shit thanks to child support.

its the government building it probably so itll be at least a month before its up another month before it functions and half a year for it to function properly

Yes?

Ima buy a table saw

gonna yolo that shit on put options

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I already preemptively spent mine on the same shit, stuff I wanted for years but only use once or twice a year so always borrow. Thanks for the early Christmas, Trump!
New impact wrench from milwaukee
impact socket set, SAE & Metric
50-250 torque wrench
20-100 torque wrench
sawzall
ball joint press kit

I am buying a toilet, surely.

ill take it
but what i'm looking forward to is additional $600 weekly added to my $350ish in unemployment
that's about $3800 monthly for relaxing at home

>filled out a form and mailed it in 2 weeks ago
Which processing center did you mail it to?