/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3064

► Detected: 1,518,719 (+759) ► Died: 88,502 (+47) ► Day: 91 (-22:47:36)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,154 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Another city in China is placed on lockdown
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r0 between 3.8 and 8.9, according to the CDC
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
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Low antibody levels raise questions about reinfection risk
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>INFO
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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New strain hitting Ecuador closely related to original from China
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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>REMINDER
Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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White House admits they lack tests
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>LATEST
01:20: 487 new cases and 17 new deaths in California
00:45: 399 new cases and 106 new deaths in Germany
00:43: 1,530 new cases and 119 new deaths in Spain
00:39: 41 new cases and 5 new deaths in New Hampshire
00:38: 71 new cases and 3 new deaths in New Mexico
00:37: 77 new cases in Arkansas

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twitter.com/Obzerver77/status/1248036121294057482?s=09
bangkokpost.com/world/1896365/coronavirus-reaches-isolated-yanomami-people-in-remote-amazon
infection2020.com/
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/
globalresearch.ca/manufactured-pandemic-testing-people-any-strain-coronavirus-not-specifically-covid-19/5707781
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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What!?! 0_0

Oh~ It's you /cee vee ghe/! :D

You scared me soooo much! Dun sneak up on me like that!! ;_;

I knew you wouldn't give up! ȌωȌ

I wuv you soooo much!

You know how much?

This much~! ;3

*Surprise huggles* (^▽^(^▽^*)

*Tight wuggles*

Remember you are very very important to me! ´・ᴗ・`

We will make it through this! (^з^)-Chu!!

-Double boops your nose and tummy tum tum-

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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DOES ANYONE KNOW SOMEONE WHO RECOVERED AND WAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19?

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Yes.

Optimistic predictions still going strong.

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The world shall burn in two months time. The numbers say it all.

CALIFORNIA ISNT GETTING ANY FRESH PPE!!!!
abc7news.com/coronavirus-face-mask-shortage-where-to-buy-masks-in-the-bay-area-california-healthcare-workers/6088380/

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how is that person doing?

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REMINDER

>things are getting better
>virus death rate was significantly overestimated in the beginning due to low testing rates
>lockdown to be lifted april 30th for the US

enjoy your summer /cvg/

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You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

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They’re using meat freezers now!

twitter.com/Obzerver77/status/1248036121294057482?s=09

>OC has died down
>drawfag panders to /d/ making future milestones worthless
>bros stop posting
nothing to look forward to now

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No, we need more cases.

THANK YOU SO MUCH CUTIE

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Fucking bring it monkies.

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Yes... YES, kill ALL of the urbanites, niggers, boomers and (((elites))) coronachan! We love you!

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y-you too!

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can't wait for the doomer cope when that curve goes flat

reminder that this is h1n1 2.0 aka a literal nothingburger. if the media wasn't so against trump, we wouldnt have even needed lockdowns.

bangkokpost.com/world/1896365/coronavirus-reaches-isolated-yanomami-people-in-remote-amazon

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Don't forget fags and Jews

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Checked, I can’t get enough PP

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>TOP 50 CHANGES TODAY
#1. Mexico +396 (+33)
#2. United States +201 (+7)
#3. China +63 (+2)
#4. South Korea +39 (+4)
#5. Honduras +31 (+1)
#6. New Zealand +29

You degenerate faggots are gonna kill us all, always thinking about your boipussy

literally this.

This is weird, why do they have slashes on their right side?

most of us have jumped ship because it no longer looks like a real happening. i came back to post nothing burgers to see what it felt like. it feels good

>can't wait for the doomer cope when that curve goes flat
2nd wave TRUE KILLER

> they placed orders for 6 million N95 masks with a U.S. based supplier working with a seller outside the U.S.

china or "asian countries"

fake but funny

Eh, no surprise there. Modern warfare/guerrilla campaigns in the jungle would be kino as fuck though.

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Those fall under urbanite and elite, user.
Though I suppose I should've added spics and chinks.

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actually brilliant

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Distraught doomers, corona chan fans and shitposters. Don't get bummed out by "the flattening". CVG has posted plenty of links (available upon request) of countries lying, faking, and driving down numbers. There's a concerted effort to quash this thing. Our leaders are scared of economies imploding, so they are trying to make it seem like life is going back to normal.
In times like these it's important to remember and keep track of what people said. A few weeks ago this was a nothingburger to Trump. Then it was serious, and then only last week he declared that they would extend the distancing period through the end of April. Over the weekend we magically get lower numbers, the number of recovered skyrockets, and now a couple of days into "better" numbers, the media and Trump are saying the worst appears to be over. Just a week ago they said it would take time. They keep deceiving us. The narrative changes weekly.
We need to be on top of news and fake news. We need to spread what's happening and what isn't. /WSG has a great thread on videos. We are seeing more and more information about NYC being overrun with bodies. Don't listen to the nothingburgers. Don't worry about the doubters. The 1918 flue came with multiple waves with distances between them.
>infection2020.com/
This link now has a slider where you can see just how far we've come in under a month. It's still spreading no matter what they say.

Even if they do open up the cities, we'll be playing the "open" "close" game like China has been for the last three weeks. They don't know which end is up anymore.

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It seems only the craftiest and compliant of negros will survive this plague. Over all she's doing everyone a favor.

She completely recovered from covid within a couple days but she caught mono at the same time, still feeling kinda crappy a few weeks later but she'll be fine.

No, the happening is still happening, and it will keep happening, but it still feels like it's over.
There's just no more OC, it came to a grinding halt at the end of march.

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>no eye protection
>mask on forehead
stupid nigger forgets that one of the main pathways of infection is through the air.

>most of us have jumped ship because it no longer looks like a real happening. i came back to post nothing burgers to see what it felt like. it feels good
I think CA and NY should stay closed down to fuck Trump's economy over.

based

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No mask. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Challenge breeds innovation

They decriminalized in LA I think riding for free because it "targeted minorities" and left them with records

there was a clue like it mostly killed very old people in nursing home

>Dead: 88,568
lol, still only 88,568.
How many days has it been stuck at 88,568? Four days? Five days?

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Can we hit over 90,000 new infections today?

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>TOP 50 COUNTRIES LIST
#1. United States 435,128 (14,795)
#2. Spain 148,220 (14,792)
#3. Italy 139,422 (17,669)
#4. Germany 113,296 (2,349)
#5. France 112,950 (10,869)
#6. China 81,865 (3,335)
#7. Iran 64,586 (3,993)
#8. United Kingdom 60,733 (7,097)
#9. Turkey 38,226 (812)
#10. Belgium 23,403 (2,240)
#11. Switzerland 23,280 (895)
#12. Netherlands 20,549 (2,248)
#13. Canada 19,438 (427)
#14. Brazil 16,188 (820)
#15. Portugal 13,141 (380)
#16. Austria 12,942 (273)
#17. South Korea 10,423 (204)
#18. Israel 9,404 (73)
#19. Russia 8,672 (63)
#20. Sweden 8,419 (687)
#21. Ireland 6,074 (235)
#22. Australia 6,052 (50)
#23. Norway 6,042 (101)
#24. India 5,916 (178)
#25. Chile 5,546 (48)
#26. Denmark 5,402 (218)
#27. Czech Republic 5,312 (99)
#28. Poland 5,205 (159)
#29. Romania 4,761 (220)
#30. Japan 4,667 (94)
#31. Ecuador 4,450 (242)
#32. Peru 4,342 (121)
#33. Pakistan 4,263 (61)
#34. Malaysia 4,119 (65)
#35. Philippines 3,870 (182)
#36. Mexico 3,181 (174)
#37. Luxembourg 3,034 (46)
#38. Indonesia 2,956 (240)
#39. Saudi Arabia 2,932 (41)
#40. Serbia 2,666 (65)
#41. United Arab Emirates 2,659 (12)
#42. Panama 2,528 (63)
#43. Finland 2,487 (40)
#44. Thailand 2,369 (30)
#45. Qatar 2,210 (6)
#46. Dominican Republic 2,111 (108)
#47. Colombia 2,054 (55)
#48. Greece 1,884 (83)
#49. South Africa 1,845 (18)
#50. Argentina 1,795 (65)

god i cant wait for gym to reopen

>dude that was brutal.
Hi CALIFORNIA nope thous 39 million masks you where waiting for.... well fake news I never had them. sucks 4 you

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China looks bad there bro.

You sure? I don't think I ever saw more new corona art than today. I don't know where it comes from.

Fug.

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Coronavirus is a revolution to bring about the next phase of (((globalism)))
The Jew World Order draws nearer.

It's just news fatigue

I'm so tired anons. I've given my family every advice imaginable. I've single handedly prepared,bought weapons, helped pay for the gun, tell them everything that has been confirmed by /cvg/. Yet they continue to ignore me. They keep risking my life and their lives as well. I've always hated life anons, I was never happy as a kid. I always though it was just me but this whole pandemic showed me how stupid people can truly be including my family. I dont want them to die but I surely want off this ride. I want this world to burn but once this whole shit is done clown world will continue. It's so tiresome anons

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yeah and the cruise ship that gave us the best complete set of data, which showed a drastically reduced death rate

It's extremely satisfying to see the swarms of literal sociopaths that frequent these threads who wanted to watch millions of human beings die get their hopes crushed by the flattening. You are bad people, you deserve to be miserable, and now the rest of the world is going to take just as must joy in your suffering as you were planning on taking in theirs.

Nice shillpost.

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

globalresearch.ca/manufactured-pandemic-testing-people-any-strain-coronavirus-not-specifically-covid-19/5707781

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387

youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg

put an asterisk next to China numbers plz

It must be spread by mammals then no?

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And the tests reach the isolated people too

Maybe it's just you, I checked all through social networks pixiv and deviantart and it seems like I archived everything and not much else has came out for quite some time, besides the yt vid

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GARY! GARY! GARY! GARY! GARY!

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Yes, please open things so ppl will get infected enmasse once again

Rat king and corona chan shipping anyone?

Rats are spreading in NYC due to shutdown.

Some drawfag get on this please.

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Yes! finally a coronavirus thread on the internet

Almost 100k Cases today alone.
Massive underreporting in progress.
nothing shills btfo. no stopping the spread. 6 million by April20th.

>#1 Mexico
Ufff, we ain't even testing thooooo.

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You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

Your prediction table broke.

No! Don't give in! You are important and unique. You still have friends here!

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>wasted money on a bunch of tacticool LARP shit
>realize I live in a small mostly white community and nothing bad will happen
Maybe I'll take a drive down to Toronto Exclusion Zone next year so it won't go to waste

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source?

How real do you think any of the Tumblr refugees are? Do they do it to be annoying, or are the really as far down the spectrum as the appear, it’s more autism than I’ve seen in one place in a long time. I think they do it because the routine calms their spasms.

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Remember to tell your friends, Blacks are immune to the Corona virus.

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Everyone enjoys death and violence, nigger. Why do you think grand theft auto video games sell so well? Go buy a gun or something, oh wait.

Fuck China. Long live Taiwan.

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not USA, WHO cares

Also 27k captchas and how do I black screen>