The $500, $1000, or $1500 you received is back pay from March 15 to April 4, with the amount depending on which week was your last at work after march 15.
The $2000 you got today is for April 6 to May 4 (4 weeks, $500 a week).
YOU WILL NOT GET ANY MORE UNTIL WEEK OF MAY 4.
Which means rent cucks (whoever decides to pay) must save your money.
Can't wait to see everyone blow their $2-3k in a week or two
It is racist for Canada to ignore the rest of the world and only help Canadians. Trudeau is a hater.
Isn't it taxable?
Seems like everyone is qualifying.
I'm a brainlet so I don'tb understand , is it best to just not apply in the long run if you still got a wagie job?
i got denied lol wtf fml i should kys myself
Yes this will be taxed.
Do any of you guys know if the Natives are going to get anything?
I'm worried they won't get a fucking thing and will come to my town and commit tons of crimes in order to support their drug and alcohol habits.
>Can't wait to see everyone blow their $2-3k in a week or two
>tfw saving it all because i'm not retarded
inb4 muh inflation brainlets, it's too small of an amount to matter, unless we go full depression and bread costs 1k for a loaf
I have to work cuz im in the skilled trades.... I am glad I pay for poor niggers and then will have to pay more tax at the end of it for poor niggers.... What do I get out of this?
I WANT A FUCKING WAR!
What does that mean, if one games the system and have to refund 2000 later, it will be that plus the tax?
If so I'm not touching it.
This we're being held hostage to uphold Canada. Disposable heroes
>Do any of you guys know if the Natives are going to get anything?
>I'm worried they won't get a fucking thing and will come to my town and commit tons of crimes in order to support their drug and alcohol habits.
That's all they ever do anyways.
why do we need these payments in advance unless there is something else that is gonna happen? war? government shutdown? hand out extra money too fast so we can stock up and stay in????
I'm like you user. Still thinking about claiming it though. Think well get in trouble for it?
I hate paying for lazy fucks. Have never claimed ei in my life
>hurrrrr me pay for it all me mad
No
Do girls really look like that in Canada? If so I may start to feel different about that shithole
Are you from Caledonia ?
Wow Trudeau´s doing way more than Dogshit Trump
I would stay away from convenience stores and low end grocery stores. Those are gonna get robbed hard for the foreseeable future. Plus there are way less people walking and driving after dark, so commercial strips will have less witnesses. The thugs know this -
Did you apply on the EI website? Cause I see different periods on the CRA website, the next period starts on April 12 with the CRA.
I am an automotive tech, and I am paid flat-rate. Meaning I only get paid, if there is work. Could I still apply for CERB?
i did and got denied. the cra has no excuse to give me. i wonder if my employer did not file my employment when i was hired. idk but i know im fucked if i get no cash by the end of this month
If you've been getting paid ZERO for the past 2 weeks I think you're eligible, check the CERB website
go back to Canadian Yas Forums goddam maple suckers!
I keeps my shiv handy. Anything can happen.
I seems like they're planning on reopening the economy in a week or so. They did their little virtue signal about protecting the elderly and now it's back to partying and mass immigration.
Gay Canuck here. Still have my 120k job and can work remotely.
Life is good.
Nope London
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Deal with the villager problem when?
>faggot
>life is good
Just annex already; don't bring the fucking frogs thou
nice thats almost enough leaf funny money to buy a 2 pack of steaks, keep it up!
Canadians look like THAT ?!!!
will I get im trouble if I requested that 2000$. and I receive EI and I still receive my job money cause they didn't stop paying me while on sick leave?
You are not “gaming” the system you fucking retard. Everyone is getting approved. If you get found out to have applied fraudulently (which you’re literally guaranteed to get caught), you’ll have to pay back everything they gave you and I’m sure they’ll throw the book at you more than that.
You are unbelievably fucked hahahaha
Good luck with that one
I aint claiming nothing... Fucking sandniggers....
I say in about 2 months the system will fall
So what is the point of service Canada wanting me to still do my weekly reports? I thought that was how you get the $500 biweekly
Personally I've been able to continue working and don't need to beg my government for handouts.
I’m jealous of you leaf bros.
it' s a drawing
I don't think I'll be in so much trouble I'm a fédéral fonctionnaire :)
I love getting my phenix regular pay + EI + PCU life is guud :)
are you sad that the CAD is par with USD hahahah
>be me
>today
>check bank account on phone
>extra $7000 out of nowhere
>can't go anywhere to spend it
Lol Trudeau literally buying votes by the millions with your money.
>not being employed by the federal government
all I have to do is attend a stupid conference call once a week
CAD $1500 should be enough to pay the Carbon Tax Law that Trudeau passed.
WTF is she really a Canadian? Holy shit, I've changed my mind about leafland.
How much is Duterte giving away, Flipbro?
No one but other government drones are impressed by your uselessness.
Php 8,000 or USD 150
Lol and it's only for the poor like street beggar level.
Good thing we have a farm we can feed ourselves at 18 months but if this lockdown continues it will soon break our economy.
I tried to redpill my family about #FilmYourHospital vids but they are so NPC
They justify destroying the Economy for the below 1% death rate in the country.
That's based though. You're not inflating your currency to shit like we are.
how are you niggers not calling it "trudough"?
our money is still pending, im a simple man I don't need unemployment but i want the $1,200 bux.
>Can't wait to see everyone blow their $2-3k in a week or two
fml I don't make enough $ to qualify because I've drained the last of my savings all this year and last trying to get a self employed business up & running so I didn't make $5000 last year. watching everyone else just press the magic buttons and $2000 appears in their bank accounts that I know they're going to waste on retarded shit.. I would have used that $ on my business and saved what I can of it while I'm living on a budget tighter than most of these "buy my $9 starbucks morning coffee everyday and a new bigscreen TV to watch tiger king" NPCs have ever lived on just because I'm trying to be financially responsible. called the number but they told me the requirements and its fraud to apply if I don't qualify so oh well fuck me
worst part is half these people probably don't qualify either and are just pressing the magic money button anyway and literally no actual consequence will happen, trudeau will just go "nah don't worry about fraud" and I'll regret having morals and values instead of just jumping in the pig shit of lies and fraud with my fellow leafs
why's it gotta be so hard to get ahead when you're honest and follow the rules bros? thanks for coming to my ted talk just had to vent.. now back to doing my work
Mood
Other way around, Square, frogs need americanism to overcome their innate pozzedness
>Lol Trudeau literally buying votes by the millions with your money.
this. so much "I love canada" "good thing we didn't vote conservative" "don't vote conservative thanks trudeau!" a week ago they all hated him
You're right, we need to help Israel right fellow countryman?
>If you get found out to have applied fraudulently (which you’re literally guaranteed to get caught), you’ll have to pay back everything they gave you and I’m sure they’ll throw the book at you more than that.
this
couldn't hurt
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VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE RESPOND
Nope get fucked lmao