Which is the superior breakfast?

I'm not black.

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Broodje kaas fur die efficiëntie

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I eat pussy for breakfast.
jk, it's Lucky Charms

Breakfast is always junk food, it is never good idea. That is the point. It is a decadent treat. It is not something you do every day.

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>Both are shit and unhealthy. Eat an german, Swiss or French breakfast
I'm sorry user, but I don't think i'd like the taste of nigger dick

the best is diced hash browns with easy over eggs plopped on top so you can break the yoke and mix it in with the hash browns, bacon is nice of course but everything else is optional

Who the fuck puts sprinkles on their pancakes ? Also I eat both so it doesn’t matter to me anyways
Love corned beef hash with some fried tomatoes and potatoes too

Coffee and a protein shake

Faggots

>not eating leftovers for breakfast

>checked
The REAL breakfast of the whiteman

The American one looks totally shit, just a lot of empty calories. Why would you eat dessert for breakfast? Only a clueless fat cunt would do that. No wonder American men have bitch tits bigger than their women. The British one looks a bit better, more sensible portions and also some fibre in there and not loaded with sugar.
Smashed avocado on wholegrain toast with a poached egg beats both of them.

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English is better obviously but sometimes I switch it up to an American. At uni I'd always go and have one of the two in the morning in place of lunch at the uni restaurant, literally the thing I miss most about that place

how can white people compete?

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>Coffee
Oh look another caffeine zombie who can't function without his daily cuppa

ihop. They're the source of most bad pancake ideas.

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Do you wash it down with a cold Onions?

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Go to bed, NEET

>flag
>implying the black tea you drink doesn't contain coffee

Beer

This is the breakfast of the American ruling class.

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Ultimate breakfast sandwich at jack in the crack

black pudding isn't actually a pudding retard

You get the worst kind of infections from those things.

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Why the fuck would you put Denny's on the American side and not quality Southern breakfast? I don't even see biscuits and gravy

That shit is pretty tasty... plus you can make a sausage biscuit...

>""""American"""" breakfast
>SPAM
fucking filipinos are subhumans, literally no one but pacific island niggers eat that garbage. same people who eat spaghetti with ketchup and pagpag.

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I’m an American, but I’ll have to concede the full English breakfast is better. More meats, less sweets

Euros can't handle American size pancakes.

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Foreskin bagel?

No, babies are.

Both are good. No more brother wars.

You have to go back

one mettbrötchen a day keeps the doctor away

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The Filipino one: spaghetti at McDonald's.

>In America this is a "single serving".

Yeah, we know you love more meat, faggot

Fun fact the guy who runs this channel has a half black granddaughter.

No. German cheese is horrible.

What's the bottom left thing?

It kills me every time I've ordered it in a black neighborhood because they ask what flavor jelly I want for the sausage biscuit. Not being a moron of course I ask for grape jelly.

The one on the left isn’t American, it’s North American.

This is what a basic bitch eats in California.

I dunno why you'd want anything else, healthy and not a king sized meal that will get you an insulin spike an hour later at work

Red velvet pancakes

Never understand why people buy this easy to make shit at McDonald's. I only buy big macs and milkshakes.

Breakfast in general is disgusting. All I need is coffee and my morning run.

Red velvet pancakes

based kikes, lox and smoked salmon are so good.

Ulster fry is pretty good

None. Mediterranean breakfast is superior, unless you love diabetes.

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What the actual fuck. I disavow this ameriburger for this actually retarded take.

Jaaaa. Oude kaas.

A stack of those pancakes is two servings. Child servings.

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Thanks! The red colour threw me off.

R8
>2 boiled eggs
>1 piece of sprouted grain toast with homemade almond butter
>black coffee (I honestly just like the taste)
>fruit (apple or banana usually)

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Bong Brekky is for men

You ever tried Filet Americain?

>Scottish

Yes.

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I always just throw the eggs and sausage between the biscuit and eat that shit like it's pancakes and a sausage egg biscuit

The American one of course.

No one really buys it. Most people just by McMuffins. I always like putting the hashbrown in my McMuffin.

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>no grits
>no steak
>no biscuit and gravy
the absolute state of the north

It tastes the same but costs more, only faggots eat them.. with syrup on top it's just bread and syrup flavor

Does that 'pudding' have cloves?

Not too surprising. At that economic level people take what they can get.
No one has time to drive around to a dozen McDonald's to find one where the shake machine works.

only kike dominated wagie eat breakfast
i have brunch thx

Minus the scabs and beans it would be good, the beans being the worse of the 2.

Mcgriddle or nothing

I don't understand why British people want baked beans on everything. The fuck is that

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>why would burgers hurr durr eat a food like pancakes with sprinkles??
STFU you fairy bread eating nigger. Pancakes are not even that common. Most americans at this point eat an egg sammich or egg wrap

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You eat brunch because you're too poor to eat more than twice a day

I can't even eat breakfast.
My stomach hurts until noon every day.

Chicken McGriddle is the only good one

And yet we seem to not only be wealthier than you southern scum, but we live longer too.

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loolz
pic is my breakfast
and yes, i look like a typhus jew

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I'd go with right one, I can't stand so much sugar and fat in a single meal like pancakes.

Oh those are soo good.

But that's similar. Nasty piece of egg too. I'd just get a cheeseburger or big mac instead.

American have ‘grits’ and ‘breakfast gravy’ I never knew what this shit was till I visited once. Maybe it’s just a Southern thing, but I recall I was surprised they actually had different breakfast than we did.

Stop eating after 9pm. Drink more water. Stop smoking weed. Balance your diet. Sleep with a slight decline or only on your left side.

im mostly confused why the lime jizzed on the dick

looks like a fun breakfast though

Breakfast is a dumb boomer meme. You should be eating no more than once a day, preferrably every 48 hours. Eat a big supper and you'll still be full the next morning when you wake up.

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I prefer English breakfast myself, desu sempai

You mean the black pudding?

It's the best thing in it

For Irish breakfasts (expat here) we have white pudding as well which is even better

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Do they use the jr chicken patty or the mc chicken one?

Fuck i want this quarantine shit to be done.

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not that im aware of.

That happens often? Shit then. Not much else to drink there. Why would I get a sprite or something?

>implying you can truly be wealthy without flooding your mouth in biscuits in gravy
Small minded northerner

White is always better than black

People joke about the beans, but beans are jet fuel.

Jesus Toast > all

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Who has a picture of a Portuguese breakfast?

try pulling a 10 hour labouring shift after eating some retarded meme dessert breakfast
english all the way

You would probably like the McChicken Biscut or McGriddle then if you ever eat the breakfast.

warm breakfast is shit

Call it pudding all you want, it’s coagulated cooked blood aka a scab.

>microwave bacon
>spam
>pancakes with sprinkles
>red velvet pancakes
Wtf? Are there people that eat this? What kind of bullshit is this?
A normal breakfast here is
>biscuits and gravy
>scrambled eggs
>normal bacon

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>a kilogram of bread
>COLD CUTS
>cigarettes and mud pies
Hard pass

Blood sausage here has that, which is why I don't eat it.

This is me. It takes around 20 seconds to make and gives my turds a very good consistency (easy and pleasant to shit out and requiring minimal wiping).

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>5 types of dry bread
>folded lunchmeats
>egg served still in a shell
Oof

>uncut sausage

Especially for my lady. I need my braaaaps in the morning.

Fucking kek

>no grits
>no biscuit and gravy
Who knew yankees were so based preferring to not eat slop.

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Work harder white boi

of course you'd know that random tidbit about the guy, fag

Biscuits and gravy

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Honestly, when I'm working out I go for a hybrid: 3 x bacon, 2 x fried eggs, English muffins, maple syrup.
If I was in America I would go for Lumberjack Slam plus extra bacon, sausage links, an extra egg and extra pancakes.
But thank God I don't live in a country with a Dennies as I would probably knock ten years off my lifespan.

US breakfast is a ripofff of the eternal anglo breakfast,

Y'all can kiss my ass for not having one proper response in this thread. A man eats gravy and biscuit for breakfast, period. If you have time and are hungry, add some eggs, bacon, sausage, and some fried potatoes. A tomato slice is acceptable as well. Damn y'all don't know how to eat. Fucking yankees and europoors completely fail at breakfast, and the Brits can suck my dick for thinking "pudding" equals blood. To hell with you all. Fuck You.

I've tried your breakfast gravy. It looks and tastes likes someone ate a sausage biscuit and threw it back up. Perhaps your palette has been ruined by pic related.

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>implying the black tea you drink doesn't contain coffee

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This is why we bombed you

Not even half the proper amount of gravy on those

I don't eat chicken there either. Particularly not chicken nuggets.

My breakfast is jerking off, you fucking whales eat too much.

no breakfast.

but if you will, nothing better than eggs, fried beans and tortillas. low sugar high protein, a good amount of slow burning carbs so it lasts untill lunch.

UK one looks like shit

You could probably eat both you fatass

it's butter not cigarette my mulatto friend

That is definitely not an American breakfast.
>No toast
>Unironically implying that a significant amount of people ACTUALLY eat pancakes for breakfast
>No steak
Try again, Flip.

>greed and gluttony is a sin!
>Americans are fat

That's it. Threads over.

This was not the picture I posted. How did it change to this picture??? I don't even have this picture on my computer

Purely based on the photo, the UK one.

Fuck yeah Jesus, tell them!

water

>no grits
>no biscuit and gravy
What king of BS is this?!

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My roomie is legit Scottish, so I get the best of both.

Truth told, I'll eat the fuck out of both (except those fucking pancake sprinkles - what the fuck kind of ranch-dressing-IV-i fusion midwest garbage is that?)

It looks fine except for the turd slices in the top-right corner. It looks (and probably smells) like something pulled out of the Ganges.

You're fucking Mexican I bet

no. i heard its kinda the dutch version of our "mett" but with more ingredients and better. mett 2.0 or something. i was always curious but netherlands is too far away and i dont want to buy it online

Listen here; I will not be called a mulatto by the likes of you.

Caffeine*

I'm drunk and retarded lol

Based mexican breakfast always satisfies

the american flapjacks look like shit too, either way whoever made this is a massive faggot since nobody I know eats this much food for breakfast

This is all you need.

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bitches love avacado toast, and you are a HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE BITCHHHHHHHHH

>no sausage gravy and biscuits on the American side

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This is an obvious slide thread and is off topic. You know what to do.

I eat eggs, spinach, oatmeal, and fruit for breakfast. Any Yas Forums people know better?

Yeah that's predominantly Southern US faire.

Shrimp n grits = God-tier eats

I'm guessing its that frosting like stuff that is put on cinnamon buns. Do you know what those are?

>eating breakfast

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Nigger

Sorry to gay crash this thread

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When I Visited Jew Work. Fucking 8 dollars for a glass of cranberry juice

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>Avocado toast
What a faggot you are mate

Faggot

I'm not Yas Forums but they'd tell you to ditch the fruit and add a chicken breast, onions, lentils and more OATZ.

>children's pancakes and a plat of what looks to be wafflehouse looking shit
Besides the exaggeration there, you people do realize that cuisine is also regional in the US right? As other anons have said southern breakfast is different enough, but even in the north its different from state to state. The kikes in NYC have some admittedly great bagels, NJ has Taylor ham/porkroll egg and cheese sandwiches, and Pennsylvania has scrapple. I'm sure the British pic is equally misleading. So, in conclusion, go fuck your self you divide and conquer shill.

Cum is the best breakfast.

Other than blood pudding, which is gross, both are pretty solid.

>healthy
>cured meats

its pretty good desu but the samon is gonna cost like $10

Where dis you go for the waffles?

>eating

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