/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3061

If he dies the queen will appear in the tv first to announce it
I can't hear you fren

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The G20 needs to announce that once the pandemic is over, a global debt Jubilee will occur. Here in the U.S. it should be announced as well. All debts set back to zero. A fresh start for a massive reboot. Just what's needed to restart the world and each economy.

If Disney had a holocauster i would ride it all the way to Auschwitz

It's just starting

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It's definitely slowing down. It's not over, but it's ending.

>Prime Minister Boris Johnson is "improving" after two nights in intensive care with coronavirus, Chancellor Rishi Sunak has said.
>Mr Johnson was now sitting up in bed and "engaging positively" with the clinical team at St Thomas' Hospital in London, the chancellor added.
Everyone's bracing for the 10 year Bojo Reich.

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Most Entitled Generation not taking mild inconvenience well I see.

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Sometimes the simpler times were better

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No
Yes

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THIS MONKEEEEEEEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN

OY NO GOYIM THAT'S A VERY, VERY BAD IDEA!! Just think of all the poor, hard-working bankers and merchants owed that money! Oy vey if that debt were forgiven it would be another shoah!!!

FUCK CHINA AND FUCK THE CCP

You are an antisemite

1,000,000 dead when?

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>ywn face fuck Kim Deal

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How could you do this to the chosen people?

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No,i am still here.

2 weeks

Filthy antisemite oy fucking vey

EL OH EL
keep spamming the ecuador videos turbo-virgin
i'm gonna troll the fuck out of you now

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im so tired, maybe we should just go full herd mode, let this world die

Was there not too long ago a newly discovered nervous system link with corona-chan?

The artist went into the direction of /d/, honestly i wouldn't have minded maybe a change of perspective or maybe some actual fucking

preggo is too weird
futa is too gay

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kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs LMAAAAAAAAAAAO
what a bioweapon you have there chinky argie niggerfaggot scum

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I suppose there's nothing stopping another drawfag from doing his own edits

Friendly reminder everything is being counted as a Covid-19 death and many hospitals are empty. This is a bigger Psyop than 9/11.

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That's because we have an absolute asshole for president and he's more interested in his deluisonal virtue-signaling programs. The infected numbers are starting tu get up, and people still thing it's a nothingburger because government doesn't say anything important.

shitting dick nipples when?

love you too bro, stay safe

it's ending

>Literally blows away the virus
Yeah, I'm thinking he's pretty based.
youtube.com/watch?v=zi_qX50zv7k

>mom goes to timmies during a pandemic
>"WHY IS THE SERVICE TAKING SO LONG? THERE'S ONLY 3 PEOPLE IN LINE!"
>"THE SELECTION HERE IS TERRIBLE!"
>"MAYBE I'LL GET SOUP", "NAH JK WORKER NOT WEARING GLOVES AND BEING SLOW"
>"mom, they're frontline workers being paid minimum wage during a pandemic and supplies are probably running low with people being laid off"
>"THEY SHOULD DO THEIR JOB BETTER"

why are boomers like this lmao wtf

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Preggo changes the anatomy of the woman completely and leaves us with the question, who the fuck impregnated her and cucked us all?
Futa was being given with alternatives so it wasn't all that bad. You can shoop a penis out, but you can't get rid of a complete body type

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Happooners be like

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manually spamming every single thread all day every day for how long now? 4 days? 5 days?

Guys who here has corona chan? If you are in your death bed, are you dropping your address on pol for anons to take your stash?

You're so obsessed with the druid as I am with Trudeau. I know that feeling bro.

Indian collapse happens at the end of the month. Will they nuke china and Pakistan on their way down?

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he should have just had her grow into a giantess once her boobs grew too big and she got thic

Its because he got got such powerfully recurring digits the other night
I have seen such meme magic since trump got elected

Roll and at one point we will get over 20000 CVG threads

what?
no more passive-aggressiveness?
come ooooon turbo-virgin, let me see your blood boil

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Here's one for all you schizos and conspiratards:
youtube.com/watch?v=gnVJO3dbX0w

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Happenerfags clinging at their last glimpses of hope for an actual happening. This "pandemic" doesn't mean shit. Wake me up when there is something worth waking up for rather than this flu that's less effective than the actual flu. Cringe

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cope Yas Forums faggot
i'll the troll the fuck out of you niggers as long as i want

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Help me to not lose faith in this Happening. I feel like everything is slowing down. Give me more infected/deaths :(

Why don't people make these things per capita? Italy obviously has more cases per capita than us for example. Raw numbers are junk.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST ABOUT THE TREATMENT FOR MY CHINKY BIOWEAPON, IT'LL HURT MY LARP IMMERSION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Actual retard

Are these vaccines gonna work? I've been reading news that its pretty much confirmed they got it and are just testing, are they bullshitting?

Not even passive-aggressive. Ever since you said that your dad is a doctor, I sort of understand where you come from. It makes sense to take the positions you do.

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>fake stonks getting pomped
>after over 3 months of ultrahardcore murder, incineration, quarantine wuhan is still very inactive

wow

I've been saying this since the beggining,patience is a virtue.

You will see that impatience in getting back without lockdowns and trying to recover economy will doom us

Reminder that antibodies for Corona-chan don't work and you'll die if you get infected second time.

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thread theme
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I wouldn't be surprised if Brazil brews up its own plague with your appetite for monkey soup. Good luck with Corona by the way, I'm sure you'll be neck and neck with India when they get going

Why so many trying to kill /cvg/ bros? Honestly there is a lot of good info here. I almost hate it here now because of all the spamming and everyone is so mean. I just wanna hang out and talk about the virus.

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But nobody wins except for me

i don't get who would benefit from a society that stays indoors without consuming and without producing anything

cooooooooooooooooooooope nigger
tons of his friends are in ICU, if i've heard you turbo virgins in here he might be as well, but he took the DRUIDPILL and now has the power of
>gaulish prophylaxis
while you Yas Forums fags circlejerk over suffering my dad is saving lives and i'm trolling you fucks
get KIKED.com

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Wish Trudeau was immersed in me, but okay. Moistly all day long.

Second. Being a sizefag is suffering.

You "Herd."

>QANON SAID THE VIRUS ISNT REAL GUYS TRUST THE PLAN
Qanon is a Democrat troll that’s fooled boomers today into thinking the virus isn’t real, change my mind.

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>Good luck with Corona by the way, I'm sure you'll be neck and neck with India when they get going

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Therye itching to reopen schools here

Why do we let them exist guys?

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