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Classic Dom PR job that was.

You don't even know what skinhead means for fucks sake.

Let me moonstomp in peace.

COVID-19 imagine COVID-69

Pretty based tbf.

You wish, you all had to gang up on "Durrr you're pretending to be Eddie" nonsense, even though Eddie is a retarded racist like the rest of you.
Shut it skinhead

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Jewish pilpul

Gonna dump my cake batter in Kelly's mixing bowl.

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Again? That's the 3rd time this week by my count.

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Jewish mutt

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> Are Americans European cos they're white? Are Australians European cos they're white?
Yes, European in origin. What else are they?
> Also I don't care if it's a "gotcha" it's still a hole in your piss weak argument.
You clearly do care about them otherwise you wouldn’t be using them. Knowing that you use them lacks your ability to actual argue with someone.

Fucking based
>Still overpaid LARPing bitch

Queued for a fucking hour to buy some crisps

Vegans care more about the appearance of being Vegan and getting a thrill of mentioning to everyone how they are Vegan rather than caring about animal rights.

Flavour?

>Yes, European in origin. What else are they?
Well if we're using that logic am I African because my haplogroup traces my genes back there?
>You clearly do care about them otherwise you wouldn’t be using them. Knowing that you use them lacks your ability to actual argue with someone.
I'm not using actual retorts because this isn't an actual argument. Reminder this all started because you equated closing your borders and staying indoors as the same thing.

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I win

u r gay lol

It’s a religion at this point. They do it for moral superiority, all be their moral superiority.

True. They'll ditch it once it stops being trendy and move onto the next thing.

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another thread i've conquered

Shit you've actually fucking done me I'm literally shaking

she's right

i'm jewish you spastic

>Well if we're using that logic am I African because my haplogroup traces my genes back there?
>the African theory
Been debunked knowing recent studies have shown oldest human bones recorded have been discovered outside Africa. So according to your argument though, why stop there? You could go and identity yourself as bacteria if you’d like.
But the identity, especially human identity came from evolution being place in different environments for tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of years. It defines animals, plants etc why wouldn’t it define us?
> I'm not using actual retorts because this isn't an actual argument.
Oooh I see so it’s not an argument all of a sudden? Another gotcha I suppose ey?

Feel like pure shit just want to avenge James Cook x

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i want an empty forest walk. some local places are busier than summer. pray for rain with me lads.

And?

They won’t though, they have mutated genes. Being vegan in an natural selection sense is maladaptive.
Mutated genes survive when they haven’t been subjected to natural selection, this is due to the industrial revolution.

YEEEAAAAASSSSS
KILL THE BANKERS
EAT THE RICH

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KYS

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I doubt rain will stop the normies. My walking spots have never been so busy as the last couple of weeks. The only thing that will stop normies from spoiling our walks is for the lockdown to be lifted which is at least days away.

He had a 15" hosepipe in his mouth

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Bojo Go Bye-Bye

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ur shook

jews are based m8

mass graves in new york lads

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>Been debunked knowing recent studies have shown oldest human bones recorded have been discovered outside Africa.
So what? My haplogroup can be traced back to Africa, but you clearly don't know what that is because you are a bumbling moron who thinks I was using the brainlet "muh cradle of humanity" argument.
>So according to your argument though, why stop there? You could go and identity yourself as bacteria if you’d like.
Please outline to me then when my hominid ancestors started being classed as European then. Apparently you can go as far back as you want but when I do it it's incorrect.
>But the identity, especially human identity came from evolution being place in different environments for tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of years. It defines animals, plants etc why wouldn’t it define us?
When did I say it didn't? I simply said that a black person isn't an "African" because they're black, which is what you asserted in your low quality generalisation.
>Oooh I see so it’s not an argument all of a sudden?
Yes, and? You're not giving me anything of substance I'm just pointing out your logical holes and stating facts at this point.

I don't go to Tesco's anyway if I can avoid it, just had a very anti-human atmosphere about them for the last year.

Aren’t they extending the lockdown by a few weeks or something

most likely won't be lifted until at least mid may

Fuck these meds I’m coming off them they’ve rattled me

Sadly like most of Twitter and the journalistic profession, lots of complaints, lots of fears but no solutions. The truth of the situation is right now all governments are playing it by ear. The future can only be guessed at.

Looks likely but not yet confirmed. Im ok with it being extended another two weeks but after this month I dunno if i'll still be receiving 100% of my basic salary.

source?

why haven't you posted your willy yet

Fuck that shit

>how does it feel to truly be in love
Like everything else in life becomes inconsequential.
They are the most important thing in the world, and all you want is to make them happy, care for them, protect them, love them, marry them, create a family with them.
It is the most meaningful, powerful thing in life. And the only source of true happyness
...if they reciprocate.

If not, then its the greatest source of pain you will ever know...

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are you fucking retards so dense that you don't realise she's using code for reparations?

But you need to take your meds you've got the cancer mate

Yeah, nah, fuckin attention seeking queer, could be reptilian jew

hello bea stalker

Ffs, absolute stupidity. Suppose they can’t open it next with with boris choking to death atm

we're predicted to peak around 20th of april
by 1st of may we'll still be at 1000+ new cases (hospitalisations) per day
according to university of washington models

Agreed. He almost smacks of acting desu.

i'm not a larping wignat so yeah basically

>My haplogroup can be traced back to Africa,
Okay and what? Does that mean everyone’s does? Because you identify with this African gene why does everyone else have to when studies have shown that not every category of human beings came from Africa. Some went there but didn’t stay.
> Please outline to me then when my hominid ancestors started being classed as European then.
When we adapted to climate and evolution created features for us to survive in the harsh, mostly woodland Europe at the time. I don’t know how many tens/hundreds of thousands of years ago, but it was then. Meaning is distinction.
> Apparently you can go as far back as you want but when I do it it's incorrect.
I didn’t say that at all, your argument is that we came from Africa then my argument is well why stop there? I stop at European because the bone structure, brain wiring and the DNA of Europeans is completely different.
> When did I say it didn't? I simply said that a black person isn't an "African" because they're black
But black skin evolved and the African human came from Africa ffs because it’s adaptive to the Africa climate. It didn’t come from the mountains of Norway did it?
> You're not giving me anything of substance I'm just pointing out your logical holes and stating facts at this point.
Oh the fucking irony. Sweet fucking irony.

Dead jew is a good thing, but the way shit is panning out, we are going to force ourselves in to coronachan armageddon, like never before.

I expect Boris will need to make a full recovery before they can lift lockdown.

Surely the lords and saviours at r en haich ess will be capable of dealing with that within the fortnight given they have had ample time to prepare.

Yeah I want something other than the shit they give me to cope

ffs i'm not reading either of these

Who did this ?

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>just because someone is black doesn’t mean they’re African
>that black fella who got all those features because his family comes from African is as British and European as you and me

it's been all in the news recently that ethnic minorities are the ones getting disproportionately fucked by Covid, and some Guardian article talked about how this needed to be fixed by the government. Then this from Maitlis.

>twitter.com/ed_son/status/1248021250267656192
Bankers DID create these massive derivative bubbles, that were inevitably going to burst and cause a recession far greater than 2008.

But now the Bankers can now use Corona as a scape goat. So sadly, i'd be surprised if there is much anger at them at all for this crash.

I have it on good authority from the LSHTM that the lockdown will be lifted in two weeks

>I expect ((((Boris))) will need to make a full recovery before they can lift lockdown
He'll be out tomorrow, clapping our NHS, having had virgin goyim blood pumped in to him for the last couple of days.

He basically thinks if someone is black doesn’t mean they’re African even though black skin only comes from Africa. He’s a retard who is Dunning-Krugering all over the place.

Hello x

i'm white and nigerian and proud of it

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Yeah, I don’t want him to make it but as says its bad optics (and impossible due to the curtain twitchers love of the boot) to have any sort of lifting before he’s healthy and on tv for at least a week or so.

Doubt it’s an armagedon just a whole load of gay shite

>days away

No chance ,I predict another 3 weeks then they review it again.

The Boris stint was a classic Dom PR job. It's fucking obvious.

>heroin delivery plane
Are you an addict, then? To assuage your pain?

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Hey perv Bruce
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No. Already getting schools ready for use again. Plus of course with the good weather people are going to go mental on the pigs. We had two thrown into the local canal on Sunday. Who knew pigs could swim?

That’s mental Illness mate. You’re welcome

Mid May I reckon. The economy is far too dependent on the service sector or else the Cons will be fighting the next 4 years fighting a depression.

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Lmfao

Good. Im getting paid time off and wogs are dying. This plague is a blessing from god.

You are probably right. By the time I get back to work i'll have forgotten how to do my boring normie job.

lmfao is there a video

You're either very young/not very perceptive.

minorities have always had weaker immune systems than white people, but of course just highlighting this statistical fact, would get you labeled a "supremacist"

Maybe its because Europeans evolved in cold climates, and because better at dealing with "colds/flu"

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>Dom PR job. It's fucking obvious.
True lad, true!
The way media is (((managed)))- fuckin obvious and blatant

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>every category of human beings
There are no "categories" of human beings just humans bings
>came from Africa. Some went there but didn’t stay.
Source me on this then, faggot. Because if I remember correctly Homo Sapiens did infact originate from Africa which is why Africans display the least amounts of Neanderthal genes.
>When we adapted to climate and evolution created features for us to survive in the harsh, mostly woodland Europe at the time. I don’t know how many tens/hundreds of thousands of years ago, but it was then. Meaning is distinction.
So basically, you cannot actually define it
>I didn’t say that at all, your argument is that we came from Africa then my argument is well why stop there? I stop at European because the bone structure, brain wiring and the DNA of Europeans is completely different.
Source. Our DNA is not "completely different" at all. And what the fuck do you mean "brain wiring", that a scientific term is it?
>But black skin evolved and the African human came from Africa ffs because it’s adaptive to the Africa climate. It didn’t come from the mountains of Norway did it?
There are black people that exist and originate outside of Africa, kid.
>Oh the fucking irony. Sweet fucking irony.
Pic related is your face when you typed that

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>responding to a pilpul post

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Just KYS nigroe

These days when I see a girl acting coy like this I assume its a trap.

I’m hoping they extend it for much longer as I’m getting paid 80% ,there is no incentive for me to go back work

Isn’t it because all the minorities are fat? That’s apparently been the trend now in the USA

I've actually fucking rattled you
Also quick! This kid has naturally black skin and naturally blonde hair, is he European or African I'm confused!!!!

Same. And the floor in my local tesco express is always lumpy. What the fuck? Did they just put linoleum on mud?

We’re coming for you

Hey pasta lad.