/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3060

scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3078840/coronavirus-low-antibody-levels-raise-questions-about

>YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T DEVELOP IMMUNITY
>CATCH IT UNTIL YOU'RE OLD AND IT KILLS YOU

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What a sad excuse for a happening. months of buildup and then basically nothing. CDC is now forecasting 60k US deaths. that's literally the same as an average flu season. what the fuck /cvg/

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Digits decides the final death count

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How do we solve the monkey question?

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Back up to 80k confirmed today, boys. Think she'll hit 90 in the next few hours?
Testing machine go brrrr

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Leaked Internal Speech of a Chinese Military Expert
youtu.be/j2jUB4u4NUs
jenniferzengblog.com/home/2020/4/8/leaked-internal-speech-of-a-chinese-military-expert-

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Nukes when?

All of us

What's a good Canadian online casino? I want to gamble

these eyes strike fear in the mad max virgin larpers
these are the eyes of the GAUL

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

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2.5 million

Killing yourself would be a good start

>more and more states are reporting more than a 1000 cases a day

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~80% of the global population due to pic related

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>wtf jannies
Someone finally put knees on coronachan, and I got the porn warning trying to post. Really makes you think.

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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That forecast will swing astronomically higher with the slightest change in situation for the worse and things are going to deteriorate very fast from factors not directly related to the virus.

>italy had a 180% increase on average in all of its reporting municipalities by 21.3. And there is abt 1/4 reporting
>istat.it

Too low, need more

OBLIGATORY THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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357million

You doing okay america?

>667
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Checked

Yas Forums hot take

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Checked. You should have specified a number though.

Ban the hue ip range for a start

>TOP 50 CHANGES TODAY
#1. United States +28,011 (+1,895)
#2. Spain +6,278 (+747)
#3. Germany +5,633 (+333)
#4. United Kingdom +5,491 (+938)
#5. Turkey +4,117 (+87)
#6. France +3,881 (+541)
#7. Italy +3,836 (+542)
#8. Brazil +2,154 (+134)
#9. Iran +1,997 (+121)
#10. Canada +1,541 (+46)
#11. Peru +1,388 (+14)
#12. Belgium +1,209 (+205)
#13. Russia +1,175 (+5)
#14. Switzerland +1,027 (+74)
#15. Netherlands +969 (+147)
#16. Sweden +726 (+96)
#17. Portugal +699 (+35)
#18. India +565 (+18)
#19. Ecuador +455 (+22)
#20. Chile +430 (+5)
#21. Panama +428 (+8)
#22. Japan +410 (+1)
#23. Ireland +365 (+25)
#24. Poland +357 (+30)
#25. Mexico +346 (+16)
#26. Romania +344 (+23)
#27. Denmark +331 (+15)
#28. Austria +303 (+30)
#29. Czech Republic +295 (+11)
#30. Colombia +274 (+5)
#31. Pakistan +228 (+4)
#32. Serbia +219 (+4)
#33. Indonesia +218 (+19)
#34. Ukraine +206 (+7)
#35. Finland +179 (+6)
#36. Israel +156 (+8)
#37. Malaysia +156 (+2)
#38. Dominican Republic +155 (+10)
#39. Moldova +118 (+5)
#40. Thailand +111 (+3)
#41. Egypt +110 (+9)
#42. Philippines +106 (+5)
#43. Algeria +104 (+12)
#44. South Africa +96 (+5)
#45. Morocco +91 (+3)
#46. Argentina +80 (+5)
#47. Iraq +80 (+4)
#48. Hungary +78 (+11)
#49. Australia +64 (+1)
#50. Luxembourg +64 (+2)

there we go

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Hapennigers on suicide watch lmao get fucked.

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6 gorillion

I don't want to go back to work but it sounds like this be will over by May

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The bad orange man was saying this was a conspiracy to undermine him till like two weeks ago...

Guess there is plenty of stupidity to go around

Views on BoJo?

Anything below 200 Million is low, gotta pump those numbers up to at least a billion or so.

summer classes got moved to remote, fuck me.

>practicing dabbing
>About to hit my deepest and fattest dab yet
>Knee almost touching ground
>Hit the dab
>it's deep
>and FAT as fuck
>Oh shit
>it's too deep
>should have been recording this
>oh no
>Knee pops
>Fall over and smack head into desk
>Knock pc over
>massive head ache thats been going on for a few hours now
>Have to phonepost now
How's quarantine treating you guys?

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Impressive. But 2 billion sounds much better

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pls go back to meme flagging

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>tfw you've lurked here long enough to recognize anons. So far I have:
- The Irish animeposter who wishes for collapse
- Canadian doomer
- Filipino doomer
- That homeless user from WA
- Danish guy who posts thicc women
- Greek schizo /CCP shill
- Druidpill spammer
- Gary

this just sounds like wishful thinking at this point

400 million then digits?

this is your place

kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs LMAAAAAAAAAAAO
what a bioweapon you have there chinky argie niggerfaggot scum

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so what else is new?
the rulers have much to answer for

youtube.com/watch?v=Y6C_nyZLQR8

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Florida is fighting for 10th place in deaths. I thought we were supposed to be in 1st by now.

I like her work but fuck she's a walking object / female face meme.

>CDC is now forecasting 60k US deaths
source?

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2

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>get fucked
Jokes on you, we can’t even pay for it, we’re so lonely

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Is the canadian doomer the one who always posts about BC's fake numbers?

wrong tag
see

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Ralph demands source for these claims of which you spout, ed boy!

> one study
> one third of discharged had low or no antibodies

Let’s not get too excited user

it will never fucking happen...this is it,the closest we get....gay as fuck

>TOP 50 COUNTRIES LIST
#1. United States 428,346 (14,736)
#2. Spain 148,220 (14,792)
#3. Italy 139,422 (17,669)
#4. Germany 113,296 (2,349)
#5. France 112,950 (10,869)
#6. China 81,802 (3,333)
#7. Iran 64,586 (3,993)
#8. United Kingdom 60,733 (7,097)
#9. Turkey 38,226 (812)
#10. Belgium 23,403 (2,240)
#11. Switzerland 23,280 (895)
#12. Netherlands 20,549 (2,248)
#13. Canada 19,438 (427)
#14. Brazil 16,188 (820)
#15. Portugal 13,141 (380)
#16. Austria 12,942 (273)
#17. South Korea 10,384 (200)
#18. Israel 9,404 (73)
#19. Russia 8,672 (63)
#20. Sweden 8,419 (687)
#21. Ireland 6,074 (235)
#22. Australia 6,052 (50)
#23. Norway 6,042 (101)
#24. India 5,916 (178)
#25. Chile 5,546 (48)
#26. Denmark 5,402 (218)
#27. Czech Republic 5,312 (99)
#28. Poland 5,205 (159)
#29. Romania 4,761 (220)
#30. Japan 4,667 (94)
#31. Ecuador 4,450 (242)
#32. Peru 4,342 (121)
#33. Pakistan 4,263 (61)
#34. Malaysia 4,119 (65)
#35. Philippines 3,870 (182)
#36. Luxembourg 3,034 (46)
#37. Indonesia 2,956 (240)
#38. Saudi Arabia 2,932 (41)
#39. Mexico 2,785 (141)
#40. Serbia 2,666 (65)
#41. United Arab Emirates 2,659 (12)
#42. Panama 2,528 (63)
#43. Finland 2,487 (40)
#44. Thailand 2,369 (30)
#45. Qatar 2,210 (6)
#46. Dominican Republic 2,111 (108)
#47. Colombia 2,054 (55)
#48. Greece 1,884 (83)
#49. South Africa 1,845 (18)
#50. Argentina 1,795 (65)
…

THE NUMBERS ARE FAKE. BONNIE HENRY IS LYING.

I stopped playing Granblue ages ago

Has anyone else compared the total deaths of their country by week from this year and last? The numbers for weeks in March in the uk are roughly the same as last year yet we are supposed to have all these extra deaths? Can someone else confirm this is what I’m reading here?

gov.uk/government/statistics/weekly-all-cause-mortality-surveillance-2019-to-2020

You haven't been here long enough unless you can remember those who are long gone. Like suicidal Mongolian and War Against the Poor poem user

retard printer go brrrrr

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15 million worldwide.

That's my line nigga. And she is lying

ALL

whats some quarantine friendly keto foods
should this nigga just be eatin beans?

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Who /almost bought the dip but was too lazy/?

I was thinking more like a billion

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.20040758v2

mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

vimeo.com/402537849

farid.jalali.one/covid19emailpdf.pdf

mobile.twitter.com/gattinon/status/1246448312686911489

that gattinoni fag was one of the doctors that created the ventilator protocol for ARDS

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Basado

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