At the end of the day are engineering jobs "essential"? What exactly do engineers do?

At the end of the day are engineering jobs "essential"? What exactly do engineers do?

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They announce themselves. Sometimes, they input specs to have a computer program spit out G and M code.

remember when the romans drove 18 wheelers over their roads?
me either, dipshit

the fucking guys on the top are engineers

For insurance purposes, yes, as you can offset liabilities onto the engineer.

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Potholes aren't being repaired properly. You have to dig down and clear it out at the base. Then refill it in a specific way with metal reinforcements. Not the patch job the cities pay for right now which ends up just making the same.pothoke pop up next year.

Sounds like an engineering problem. Better throw some H1Bs at it

those roads on the bottom are made by oil companies

Nah, they are construction workers.

This - more often than not there is no problem solving involved, just a rubber stamp machine for design blueprints.

Literally built for BBC

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They drive engines, stupid.

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This feels like a research paper...
>How many EASLs does a cart horse add up to?

You dont drive fuckin cars and shit on old roman roads.

I hate how literally everything in our current economic system is literally built on purpose to not last so that they can sell new stuff later...

That is not a flattering dress.

Drive a million 18 wheelers over it.

they drive modern box (not sure about load limits) trucks on ancient roman roads to this day.

Engineers tell schlomo what is the absolute bare minimum they are able to get away with in any given situation.

alright well you got me there, but you could say that the problems with modern roads are caused by the same "people" thanks to affirmative action

My favorite engineering fails are the wobbly swaying bridge in London and the slip and slide glass bridge in Venice. Over-educated fucktards.

Im so glad the horses of the Middle Ages went 75 mph.

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This. It ultimately comes down to how most engineers are white guys who don't really want to do shit. There are tons of skilled engineers from China and India that have been waiting years to come to the US. Guarantee if you let them in they'll work twice as hard as our current engineers and will be way more productive.

based engineers

You don't need a degree to be an engineer.

just go to Rome retard

Problem is all the diversity engineers out there..

>the ones that get one letter grade added to their thesis for being black or have a vag or being retarded
>they get one more letter grade for just showing up
>and one more letter grade for not doing any drive bys in college

(((Engineers)))

Yes it is.

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shhh let the commie have his autism moment.

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>T. Rajesh Patel

>People walking and the occasional horse and buggy
>3 ton cars carrying your fat ass and tractor trailers bringing you your frozen tendies

gee I wonder why the roads break

It's because they don't lay enough road base.
Romans went overboard with road base.

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In the case of my Chinese boss at California Department of Transportation...sleep at his desk.
In the case of all the other Chinese engineers there, talk all day and take numerous coffee breaks/sleep in their cars.

I don’t think it’s because of that though. It’s so that’s they can keep making more roads since they break. Like I watched a documentary about how everything has a built in life expectancy these days so that companies can sell new products since they make the things that they sell break deliberately after a certain amount don time. If it wasn’t for the current economic system I think that engineers would build roads that actually last.

Do you like having reliable electricity? Yeah Power companies dont hire business majors for that shit.

Actually they are the people who are held responsible if something falls of or kills people

>MBA retard insist on halfing durability to cut cost by 20%
>Engineer design what is requested
>end gay near reeeeeee

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I'm incredible skeptical people thought "yeah that's not protect the engine or cockpit"

Degrees don't mean shit. An engineer is a person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures. Don't fall for the government monopoly meme.

Obvious bait thread but I don't care.
Sure a lot of engineers are retarded and have their heads stuck up their asses just because they have a degree, but tradies are an order of magnitude more retarded. One day I told the technicians to move the robotic arm so they apparently decided to try to lift it with the forklift from 2 fucking points. Doesn't work so well with an off-balanced object like that. When I came back needless to say it fell over when they tried to pick it up.
I know an engineer in the Navy whose job it was to pretty much go around telling welders not to preheat aluminum like it's steel. I feel bad for him, he had to put up with so much HURR DURR I'M A WELDUR I BET U COULDN'T EVEN WELD.

LAY
MORE
ROAD
BASE

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>What is square cubed law

18 wheelers, he'll even your average car will do more damage to a surface than a horse driven cart.

Not considering the fact that a road would have THOUSANDS of vehicles drive over it everyday as opposed to how many horses would go over a stretch of Roman road.

I operate a train mother fucker.

I do all my g code manually, but I'm just a lowly setup/operator

What fucking gay womanly reddit sarcasm. It doesn't even make sense
>I'm so glad the horses of the middle ages went 75mph
Are you a spic or some other form of ESL? You write like a middle school girl.

>If it wasn’t for the current economic system
So, jews. Your entire paragraph is just 'lol, not the jews tho'.

Most of those roman roads wold also be further south where the weather is milder. And it's not like they could deice them, which also damages them.

Unions within state run operations.

They take the average R-value of the native soil. Those areas with a lower resistance value are damaged...easily

Actual engineer here, most of us aren't essential in this current situation, but society in general does need us. It's really hard to describe all fields of engineering into one sentence though. You can say what any given engineer does, but I can't really describe what all of us do.

Anybody can build a bridge, but you need an engineer to build it to a cost you can afford and with certification where you know it'll work. Then again, civil engineering is the lowest form of engineering.

The shop I worked at had the engineering department spit out programs, and then the operators would make sure it actually worked, make any necessary changes.

You're right, in reality the locations were actually the middle of the wings.

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Remember the millions of tons the romans drove across their roads?

engineers designed the ancient roads too

You wouldn’t be able to complain on the internet without them user

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Reminder our infrastructure is just temporary and the elites know that the change over event is imminent. Everything industrial now is just conductors for attracting the plasma that’s going to be released when our electromagnetic spectrum is flipped.

Cool, now do the contact patch of a hoof vs a tire.

You must have slept through history class.

>carved to let water run to the side

wtf , they had better street 2000 years ago

that's just called a company. you design something then test it

I don't personally want somebody who "Studied at the school of hard knocks" certifying my safety-critical equipment, but maybe you're more of a risk taker than me. There isn't much room for trial and error when a mistake would kill a hundred people.

Don’t be a fool

Nope. Modern roads are lucky to get 10 inches of road base. Some get less.
I wouldn't be surprised if roman roads were stronger.

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Boeing Fantom Works here. Ask me nothing.

>are engineering jobs "essential"? What exactly do engineers do?
we work from home so boomers can have their widgets :^)

It doesn't matter. The original was a product that lasted hundreds of years and then the e*gineers came in and replaced it with a product that lasted a few months. n*gineers are niggers.

I'm on the internet right now because of laborers, technicians, tradesmen, and research and development workers. Not "engineers".

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this is the real answer. the same paving companies will get the contract year after year after year and the officials signing off see no problem with it

>Ask me nothing.
Do pilots enjoy having lose nuts and bolts going boeing boeing boeing inside the fuel tanks?

Hell if it wasn't for engineers. My computer and the Internet would probably 100 times faster. All engineers do is come up with ways to help their companies take shortcuts and use the least amount of resources to get the bare minimum done. Fuck that. I'd rather be safe than sorry.

>Rome didn't have Engineers

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Pretty sure cars would slide all over those roads.

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Fucking TruGreen Chemlawn thinks their jobs are essential.

>implying ancient and medieval craftsmen weren't highly trained
Just because they didn't learn in a classroom doesn't mean they weren't extremely knowledgeable about their craft.

y they do this

anyone can build a bridge (or a road) but that doesn't mean it will be efficiently built, only an engineer can build a bridge that will serve handle the required weight for the required period of time for the lowest price, engineers make things efficient and economical

user, almost all roads today are built with a side grade of 2% on either side.

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Did you remember to fill out ETS?

It isn’t “the Jews” though...
But engineering companies have almost no incentive at all to build things that last though for obvious reasons.
Yup, it’s kinda fucked up how no one seems to care either imo.

Based romans

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anyone who disagrees with op is taking the mark of the beast soon because they believe in modern technology even when it doesnt make sense

because they want to appear smart and they know they wasted their life on a worthless degree so they have to stand by all modern occupations

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yes

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Sit on my ass all day and play chess. Also collect a pretty hefty paycheck. What do you do?

The is called FOD. We work hard to prevent it. Also Phantom not fantom, you we supposed to notice it and give me shit.

Nigger it's the direct result of infinitely expansionary Hamiltonian monetary policy.

We can make something last as long as you want, it's not our fault that you won't pay for it.

Mistakes were made and Lord Shiva did a whoops. Fun fact: the UN and CERN worship Shiva not Saturn.

So you're basically just another "middle management" position that society can operate just fine without?

>What exactly do engineers do?
We keep falling into potholes mostly.
:'(

Of course, the small Chinese slave children not only make MacBooks, but invented the computer altogether. The reason computers exist is because of Engineers and Mathematicians.