PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EASTER EGG EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Happy Passover 4/8/20
pic.twitter.com/83odnD9yvh
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/8/20
c-span.org/video/?471047-1/
youtu.be/bWutZwRzKMI
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/8/20
youtu.be/7GM4JB4DHpY
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/8/20
youtu.be/UIV1JSfPvos
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on CBSThisMorning 4/8/20
youtu.be/TLD-ESglnhM
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 4/8/20
youtu.be/6jx7W68Q3WA
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 4/8/20
youtu.be/ujNlPFj_ZQY
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FBN 4/8/20
youtu.be/zUFIqwN_A54
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 4/8/20
youtu.be/brwWYdtqVSM
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNews 4/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148052139001
>Bannon on FBN 4/8/20
youtu.be/jjlj7KkzyqU
>Corey Lewandowski on JohnFredericksShow 4/8/20
youtu.be/MzseAi-HCmA
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 4/8/20
dvidshub.net/video/746444/
>Pentagon Press Brief (CNGB AFGen Lengyel/TAG(LA) ArmyBrigGen Waddell) 4/8/20
dvidshub.net/video/746421/
>IntDeptVideo: IntSec Bernhardt Proposes Historic Expansion of H&F Opps 4/8/20
youtu.be/QlpEkhTKVu0
>CDCVideo: Corona-chan 5 Things About Staying Mentally Healthy 4/8/20
youtu.be/60kGONUJSRY
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Message to Frontline Responders 4/8/20
youtu.be/GeMwM5-HbUo
>Pres Trump on Hannity 4/7/20
youtu.be/OYjsF-3XkF4

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8202507/Trump-dodges-briefed-aides-doomsday-scenario-coronavirus.html
twitter.com/search?q=finneas biden&src=typed_query&f=live
youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM
twitter.com/someblackg/status/1247933025670688769
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

MAGA

Fucking bernouts getting baited on this very site

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MAGA

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MAGA

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I got mine tho

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MAGA!

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>HOW DO I GET MY MONEY BACK?

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This is one of the best ops I've seen Anons do in a while.

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BOYKNEE IS HANDING OUT REFUNDS!

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>There are still Bernout ITT who still didnt receive their BernReturn

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delicious.
#bernreturn.... Oh boy you are so talented, and they are so DUMB.

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I don't want to use 5G...

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COCAINE MITCH WILL MAKE OUR DEFENSE PRODUCTION GREAT AGAIN! CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON!

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>'I don't remember. Peter sends a lot of memos.' Donald Trump dodges whether he was briefed on aide's doomsday scenario on coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8202507/Trump-dodges-briefed-aides-doomsday-scenario-coronavirus.html

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>cutesocksuwu

based

Dont worry bros, you can still donate to his campagin go go!

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BILLIE EILISH STANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

twitter.com/search?q=finneas biden&src=typed_query&f=live

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The emojis make it real for actual Berners to take the bait

Well...don't

bumppppp

he knows this will be going to impeachment, he's not going to fall for "what did you know, when did you know" stuff

This has such great salt potential.
Jesus, it's scary.

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reaching 100 likes now on average
once it goes 1k-2k that's when it gets trending kek

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nice jump cut faggot

Nibba...

That's not Fauchi, idiot.

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Has Taylor Swift endorsed Biden yet?

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>TYRONE JACKSON

LMFAO

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>Tyrone

God, I miss 2016.

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Based

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What do Trump and Obama know about Biden that we don't know?

Why does Trump want to pull funding from the WHO?

>dont politicize the virus
>there will be many more body bags if you do.

>there is no need to use covid19 to score political points
>to do so is playing with fire

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Did somebody say eggs ?

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Based.

A bit of good news. Not out of the woods yet, but still hopeful

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hahaha look at us tweeting le funny meme to ourselves
look! one person fell for it hahaha

Don’t you mean has Biden groped Taylor Swift yet?

Yeah I’m thinkin he’s based

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Probably more rapes.

If it starts trending then its over, shit will balloon and the campaign will be forced to make a statement

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what the feck are you guys doing?

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is NYT going to go to jail for fake news? even snopes called them liars

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I can't believe some of this stuff.

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last news I heard he was "sitting up"
what's the latest update? he ate a bit of dinner?
UK is peak boring lately

lel

He is clearly working only for China, and it couldn’t be more obvious. He got busted and is now scared of prosecution later on down the line.

Fuck this virus shit what does it do to Bernie's chance at winning?
I donated everything I had to help him win even gave blood and sprem when I ran out of my benefits, fuck this is stressing me out, I already sleep behind a five guys and eat out of their dumpster, because I used my rent money on his fucking revolution.

I think he was alluding to his obvious decline in cognitive abilities. Current year plus five Joe Biden is clearly not the same one who clowned the shit out of Paul Ryan for an hour in 2012.

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Will the Senate blame Russia again like with draft our daughters?

Based boomer

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They're subservient to China, for one
youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM

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and when he says, no it wont be refunded
guess how redpilled his supporters will get.
because, they've been promised and hope was dangling

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>Xem (thank you for correcting me with your correct pronoun)

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Ummmmmm
This is like a new level of shitposting.
>This business could get out of control...

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I want him arrested and charged with spying and other intelligence-related behaviors against the world for China

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I used my bernreturn to buy more TP

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Now this is devilish....just feeding right into their biases

What a pathetic little nigger. He knows he fucked up.

yeah it is

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kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NARRATIVE SHIFT

He is clearly working only for China, and it couldn’t be more obvious. He got busted and is now scared of prosecution later on down the line. If the Virus gets real bad, people will come looking for him and he knows it

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the great meme war never ends

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>P-Putin is based!

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>Why does Trump want to pull funding from the WHO?
He knows a bad deal when he sees one.

I didn't donate money to the Bernie campaign but I just got my refund.

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>when the ChinaBux stop

>buys private island to hosts fights during the shutdown
>decides to host all future fights in his island
>year round
>mega tournament
and shang tsung was born

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“Remember, there is no human to human transmission Also, you are racist if you don’t allow all flights to and from China.”

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Oh fuck this is some good shit. We will out-jew the jew.

i wish we could have more good hearted and honorable politicians here

I found the thread back in 2018.
CPRF is Anti-Jew, I just found that out.


LDPR might get banned soon.

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That's a poor way to display that information.
Everything under what's false is true.
Very poorly worded

>/ptg/ refuses to check these numericals

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Pic related is why we're going to sit out when time comes.

It's fucking Snopes, it is done that way for an explicit reason

lad, I have 2 accounts which already has like 100 followers and likes reaching 100s kek

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>no refu-

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>that jew account

ELIZABETH WARREN RE-ENTERS PRESIDENTIAL RACE

Hey anons, just got my Bern return, going to donate to a campaign that works for the ppl all of time. Match me?

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SHOVE IT DIRECTLY UP YOUR ASS !!!!!

He got paid (or blackmailed) by China. It must have been 10’s of millions. The amount of Chinese cocksucking he has done is outrageous.

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>pointing out your own digits
GTFO

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Pretty sure they banned them all
I will never allow it to end.

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2020 is fucking bonkers and it’s only April

Can you hat my scred bote
Also how was the presser?
Same shit?
Dr fuci saying take the chip goy?

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i think the best part of all of this is that the left doesn't realize how retarded and predictable they are so as to be exploited like this so easily

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>up to and exceeding your donations to the Trump or Elizabeth Warren campaigns
This was my favorite.

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Let's see how far we can go with this.

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About to take a calculus midterm lads wish me luck!

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Literally mind bending the berners

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I guess he is doing a 50% refund? He can’t refund all. Or he can’t refund them beyond a certain date

Based Indian.

You need to call the campaign phone number. Already called and they said they will process it tomorrow. I guess Friday is a bank holiday or something.

Good luck!

It's a 13/50% refund. 13% of the people will get 50% refunds.

arent schools cancelled?

fine i'll do it myself

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The ol' triple-fake.
This is how it's done.

WTF lads they told me getting a steel wool brain was totally safe!!!

They can’t refund all the donations. There is no way

>calculus midterm
F

twitter.com/someblackg/status/1247933025670688769

the debates are gonna be kino

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AWOO!

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Absolutely based

Whenever shills try to blackpill you on polls remember that
1.We are still in registered voter polls, likely voters polls always shift 3-4 points toward the repub
2.Hillary was up around 11 at this point, biden is up around 5.

Remember that China has heavily invested into Ethiopia, and that niggerfaggot was a member of Ethiopia's marxist-leninist party.

>porK
kek

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So, does anyone know where to go to get my refund from Bernie ? I gave my rent for 2 months and am now living on the street, I need my money back to get a new apartment ! Anyone know the web site is for the refund ?

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based nippon with the bantz

>That little bit of thigh being squished up at the top of the stockings.
YES
YES
YES

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I knew I liked you Japan

did you quarantine yourself for 5 threads before posting?

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That's why it helps to know someone. They get the refunds first. The rest likely will get what's left over.

Been gone all day, so what did /ptg/ do this time ?

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Fake and gay, but still funny.

Good Luck user

bros, i got my bernie money back. you just have to keep calling and then tell them you have a current financial hardship.

Just check his website bro

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whatever happened to pocahontas?

I imagine there is a lump sum that they will return and no more. Obviously, Bernie won’t operate at a lose.

Too fast for the wuflu!

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search #bernreturn

Dude.

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Bernie dropped out, #BernReturn is asking if there will be any return of fundage.

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"meatspill" or "skindentation"

>press F for Xebec
One can only hope that production ig continues their history of thicc anime qts in thigh highs

Became licensed as an assisted suicide provider to help trannys

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why the fuck is twitter giving me trends for you when i don't sign in, deleted cookies and cashe, and change ips regularly. wtf is this wizardry.

Dindu nuffin /ptg/ is a board of peace

walked the trail of tears back to her upper middle class white neighborhood and townhome.