Mum works at St Thomas' Hospital where Boris is being treated. Contrary to the government line...

Yeah and my dad works for nintendo and said Boris Johnson skyped him to watch the latest episode of Antiques Roadshow. Boris was annoyed he missed it Sunday.

only 2 more weeks, i hear

I’ll give it two more weeks and he’ll be released with a clean bill of health.

My dad works for Nintendo and he said Boris is dead

Wish I could believe you, but my mum is the Queen she said Boris is doing fine.

BEING A FAT CUNT IS A COMORBIDITY

IF HES DETERIORATED TO NEEDING A VENTILATOR THEN STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GIVE HIM THE ANTIBODIES

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Ha

He went into the covid wards to commit suicide and avoid a tribunal for genocide from his hear immunity

Who is viral kid?

Well, muh mum works for Nintendo, and she said Nintendo 2020 is coming out this fall, and it will be much better than PlayStation 5!

>me mam says boris is dead
Fuck we should be worried

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this person doesn't even know what sepsis means, I wouldn't pay too much attention to it

My dad worked for sega

>Are they afraid of telling the truth?
Nope, they went rogue and said the truth and also took the most retarded path >herd immunity instead of try to slow the spread, because nobody can fully stop that other than South Korea, he could be death but most of our politicians, and most of them are arround his age, survive so I suppose he will too.

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thanks schizo

Shit. If he’s got the sep he be doomed

Tell her to give him hydroxychloroquine and protect him from EMF

>1 post by this ID
This one time I hope its actually a bot or bait and not a legit thread because finding a female worker that has a son isn't very hard to narrow down
Of this is real I'm sorry for your mom in advance for having a retarded child that will cost her her job

If the HCQ plus zinc and anti-biotic doesn't do it, they need to try remdesevrir.

>U Wot?
Me Da is a parser at thee ol' Nintendo

>waah you're a schizo to discuss reality
Makes sense you one poster newfag

Prove it faggot. Time stamp with mum's tits.

source: dude trust me

Didn't like millions of people vote for this guy? No recovered coronavirus patients in the entire country was willing to donate their plasma to save him?

Oh ye of little faith!

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They don't need to reveal it until he's passed, if he does. Then, they can play his sudden and inevitable passing as both a warning and a banner to rally around, binding people even tighter into the lockdown.

>source: just trust me
fake and gay

>All symptoms bad, sepsis onset, blood pressure signs very bad
Its Borris John
>50/50

>why doesn't the government want the country to know its leader is possibly on his death bed during a period of major unrest

hm I fucking wonder

My dad works at Nintendo and verified this

No one would riot over Boris Johnson.

Oh, I'll tell you
Its because the fear is that people will do nothing and just accept it as the will of god.
This is an issue as it means there is no fun left in the oppression.
So as a consequence, things are engineered to give a thrill of almost destroying the human condition, but stopping short so there is some fun
Its like going and smashing journalist mode in a game

Source: trust me breh

GUYS YOUR MUM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

My dad works for Nintendo

WAR

If the PM dies, what does that say about the ability to treat John and Jane Q. Public?

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lol, I noticed the same thing.

what a bad larp

Show us your mums tits

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shut the fuck up schizo

go take your lithium

psychology is a jewish field created to try and diminish the voice of those they oppress

Nah my dad works for Nintendo and he says bullshit and he fucked your mom in her eye scoket for 50p.

>fucked mom in eye scoket
that cant possibly be legal!

Maybe then they'd learn to stay indoors until it's over. There's nothing they could gain from rioting unless their government is holding some kind of miracle secret, that they didn't use it on their own leader.

Bullshit. He will live

OP's mum here, can confirm

I hope so.

I like your attitude.

Boris will live.

He can be kept "alive" on a ventilator for weeks. He'll never wake up again though!

My uncle works for Nintendo and says he'll replace Wario in the next Smash Bros

Hes defo alive.... just fucked him...