/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3059

► Detected: 1,509,244 (+78,307) ► Died: 88,327 (+6,291) ► Day: 90 (-02:24:10)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,154 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE: TRUMP
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>NEWS
Another city in China is placed on lockdown
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UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
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People with mild symptoms might not be immune
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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German report says coronavirus worse than expected
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>INFO
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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16 year old without health conditions dies in France
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Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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>REMINDER
Wartime conditions in China
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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NYC official says morgues are full
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NYC official admits they are undercounting deaths
archive.is/tV5Z0

>LATEST
23:18: 226 new cases and 14 new deaths in Colorado
23:16: 288 new cases and 7 new deaths in Georgia
23:15: 321 new cases in Pennsylvania
23:12: 134 new cases and 4 new deaths in California
22:57: 292 new cases and 26 new deaths in Washington state
22:42: 274 new cases and 5 new deaths in Colombia

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>curve already flattening
>markets already recovering
>no loss of water, food, internet, power etc
>no more videos (you'd think if the outbreak is growing there'd be more, but no)

Woah, what a spectacular happening.
I find it pretty funny actually, watching you cope with the dropping numbers and abysmal death rate.

Can /cvg/ just admit at this point they got overhyped by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news?

Predictions for the next few months?

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PREDICTIONS SO FAR:

>100,000 death count in July
>100,000 death count in two weeks (April 22)
>350,000 death count in July
>100,000 death count by the weekend (April 12)
>Death count around 200,000 in July

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GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN

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The official story so far:
A snake with a snake virus was eaten by a bat
the bat mutated the snake virus into BatSnake virus
Chinese man who lives next to only level 4 bio-weapons facility in China eats bat to create ManBatSnake virus
ManBatSnake virus then makes the interspecies jump through the Bat Soup theory of virology
Also a Pagolin was involved somewhere at some point
Virus has an unpreccedented 4 changed Amino acids, but dont ask about that
It only kills the eldery and infirm, except when it kills others who arnt elderly or infirm
There is no evidence of human to human transmission, hugging the infected is safe, for now
It only kills 0.1%, or 5%, or 3.2% or 10% or something
We can be absolutely sure it is somewhere between 0 and 100%
Social distancing of 3 feet, 6 feet or even 12 feet is the bare minimum
Keep sending kids to school, school is completley safe until we shut it down for being unsafe
theres no need to prep, there will be no shortages except for the shortages that there are
the best way to fight ManBatSnake Flu (which definitely isnt a bio weapon) is to "wash your hands" while singing the national anthem
twice for 4 mississippis
If you are going to lick temples in Iran remember to use the 4 second germ rule, reduced from 5 seconds because of corona
We are still in "containment" phase (phase 1) except we are sometimes in the "delay" phase (phase 2) or the "quarentine entire countries phase" (phase [shrugs])
Shutting down boarders wouldnt have worked you big racist
Masks dont work, thats why a shortage would be bad, dont wear masks unless your going out now
Car crashes caused by climate change kill far more people than the flu every second of every day
China good, USA bad
How am I doing so far?

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The EU is giving €20 bn to Africa, Ukraine and Turkey
0 to Italy
0 to Spain
This will be the end of the EU unironically

Happy 1.5 mil, Corona-chan!

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UPDATED CHARTS @ 08 Apr 2020

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THIS CAN'T BE REAL, SAUCE PLEASE

All this hype and not even a 100k deaths?
Only 12k dead Muttoids?

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