/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3059

► Detected: 1,509,244 (+78,307) ► Died: 88,327 (+6,291) ► Day: 90 (-02:24:10)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,154 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE: TRUMP
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>NEWS
Another city in China is placed on lockdown
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UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
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People with mild symptoms might not be immune
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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German report says coronavirus worse than expected
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>INFO
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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16 year old without health conditions dies in France
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Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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>REMINDER
Wartime conditions in China
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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NYC official says morgues are full
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NYC official admits they are undercounting deaths
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>LATEST
23:18: 226 new cases and 14 new deaths in Colorado
23:16: 288 new cases and 7 new deaths in Georgia
23:15: 321 new cases in Pennsylvania
23:12: 134 new cases and 4 new deaths in California
22:57: 292 new cases and 26 new deaths in Washington state
22:42: 274 new cases and 5 new deaths in Colombia

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pharmacist.com/article/some-coronavirus-patients-show-signs-brain-ailments
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superhuman-mind/202003/what-does-coronavirus-do-the-brain
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>curve already flattening
>markets already recovering
>no loss of water, food, internet, power etc
>no more videos (you'd think if the outbreak is growing there'd be more, but no)

Woah, what a spectacular happening.
I find it pretty funny actually, watching you cope with the dropping numbers and abysmal death rate.

Can /cvg/ just admit at this point they got overhyped by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news?

Predictions for the next few months?

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PREDICTIONS SO FAR:

>100,000 death count in July
>100,000 death count in two weeks (April 22)
>350,000 death count in July
>100,000 death count by the weekend (April 12)
>Death count around 200,000 in July

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GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN

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The official story so far:
A snake with a snake virus was eaten by a bat
the bat mutated the snake virus into BatSnake virus
Chinese man who lives next to only level 4 bio-weapons facility in China eats bat to create ManBatSnake virus
ManBatSnake virus then makes the interspecies jump through the Bat Soup theory of virology
Also a Pagolin was involved somewhere at some point
Virus has an unpreccedented 4 changed Amino acids, but dont ask about that
It only kills the eldery and infirm, except when it kills others who arnt elderly or infirm
There is no evidence of human to human transmission, hugging the infected is safe, for now
It only kills 0.1%, or 5%, or 3.2% or 10% or something
We can be absolutely sure it is somewhere between 0 and 100%
Social distancing of 3 feet, 6 feet or even 12 feet is the bare minimum
Keep sending kids to school, school is completley safe until we shut it down for being unsafe
theres no need to prep, there will be no shortages except for the shortages that there are
the best way to fight ManBatSnake Flu (which definitely isnt a bio weapon) is to "wash your hands" while singing the national anthem
twice for 4 mississippis
If you are going to lick temples in Iran remember to use the 4 second germ rule, reduced from 5 seconds because of corona
We are still in "containment" phase (phase 1) except we are sometimes in the "delay" phase (phase 2) or the "quarentine entire countries phase" (phase [shrugs])
Shutting down boarders wouldnt have worked you big racist
Masks dont work, thats why a shortage would be bad, dont wear masks unless your going out now
Car crashes caused by climate change kill far more people than the flu every second of every day
China good, USA bad
How am I doing so far?

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The EU is giving €20 bn to Africa, Ukraine and Turkey
0 to Italy
0 to Spain
This will be the end of the EU unironically

Happy 1.5 mil, Corona-chan!

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UPDATED CHARTS @ 08 Apr 2020

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THIS CAN'T BE REAL, SAUCE PLEASE

All this hype and not even a 100k deaths?
Only 12k dead Muttoids?

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Bot?

theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/08/coronavirus-live-news-us-trump-threatens-who-funding-uk-boris-johnson-global-cases-latest-updates

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Who here /stacking/? I have 20oz in coins and one 10oz bar.

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WHO doesn't care if the world burns as long as they can continue to hate on Taiwan

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soonTM, 'developing' fag

Civilizational collapse by end of April. Extinction by end of May. Extinction of all other animals by June. Extinction of all plants/bacteria by July. Total infection of the planet by August. The Earth bursting into virions, infecting the whole universe by September.

it gets in your brain and lives there forever
it's fucking over
the-sun.com/news/626635/coronavirus-brain-scans-inflammation-bleeds-cell-death/
pharmacist.com/article/some-coronavirus-patients-show-signs-brain-ailments
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superhuman-mind/202003/what-does-coronavirus-do-the-brain

what's the logic? how much were spain and italy asking for?

Bring it all TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOWWWNNNN!

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It's STARTING TO LOOK like _I_ _WAS_ _RIGHT_ _ALL_ _ALONG_ !!!

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I'll take this over the preggo, thanks user

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Go with Joe goyim! He will save us!!

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HELLO NIGGERS
VITAMIN C MEGAROSES INDEED HELPSA LOT AGAINST CORONA
evolutamente.it/covid-19-ards-cell-free-hemoglobin-the-ascorbic-acid-connection/

Anyone else ever make a little mistake at work that winds up shutting down most of the world?

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FUCK SHILLS
FUCK THE TROLLS THAT SHILL FOR FREE
FUCK XI JINPING
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

Doesn't surprise anyone. This is the masonic niggerloving union after all, and both spain and italian governments are ue/nato puppets put in place forcibly against the nation's will.

COVID-20 when

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A friend of mine got the virus. Got a fever, coof, etc over three weeks ago. Positive test. Got better after a week, then two weeks without symptoms. Tested again, still positive. Yesterday inflammation of the eye. Doc says it's most likely the virus still fucking around.

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING!!!

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Make your predictions

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So what do you start studying to become an expert on the matter? Virology? Epidemiology?

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GET IN HERE FLUBROS

Here's how we can still win!

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They asked for some Eurobonds to be cashed in, no specific sum, Germany and the Netherlands blocked it

I wouldn't be surprised if she's dead already.

Is this a good mask, /cvg/

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My dad is in the hospital with the virus. Please pray for him Yas Forums

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SOON!

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Yeah, and I'm tired of it. Obviously he's a turbovirgin. Anyone who has ever lived with a woman would not want to be stuck in quarantine with a woman.

The mass deaths have stopped but social distancing hasn't and won't for months. The pressers are telling, why are people ignoring the undertones?The happening is the economy.

It's pretty nice dude. Snuggles 24/7 and she'll brush my hair... etc.

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STOCK UP ON VITAMIN C NIGGERS PROOFS OF EFFICIENCY HAVE ARRIVED
evolutamente.it/covid-19-ards-cell-free-hemoglobin-the-ascorbic-acid-connection/

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Didnt she disappear a couple months ago?

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>the cumcoon is being used more and more.

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read the wikipedia articles on the subjects

You be spot on and Sheit.
You forgot black people are immune except for when they mostly die from it because they wont stop dapping everyone they see.

>The official story so far:
>A snake with a snake virus was eaten by a bat

Bats don't eat snakes (except for the really big ones here in the tropics) so your entire story is wrong right off the bat.
>the bat mutated the snake virus into BatSnake virus

Holy shit virus bombs.

virology if you want to learn about the virus and epidemiology for COVID-19. I’d rather learn about virology. There’s a cool college course in virology on YouTube that covers SARSCov2 throughout

Gun to your head. You must either live for a week in :

Wuhan, China back in late January

Guayaquil, Ecuador now

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F

Oh look, it's this faggot again. At this point I'm positive you're just trolling for shits and gigs. No one can be this retarded or in denial.

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>Yesterday inflammation of the eye
That's very bad.

so much for our lockdown working. This is starting to look absolutely horrid.
That fucker Vizcarra (our president) has even implemented more represive shit during our lockdown in hopes that it helps flatten our curve.
>alternate days in which only males or females can go shop groceries or drugs
>sundays nobody can go out except for absolute emergencies
>this wednesday to sunday nobody can go out for anything at all
>curfew extended from 20:00-5:00 to 18:00-5:00, in som regions even from 16:00-5:00
>our lockdown has been extended 15 days more, till 26 of april.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Everybody's already dead, there's just a reporting lag in the official figures.

a LOT of people swear by megadose of C but you don't need THAT much - just take it more than once a day, like 500mg at a time. Should have the same effect. Seriously.

Proper nutrition through supplements is just common sense self-medication.

But my drug of choice is ALCOHOL! And you know, moderate levels of alcohol seem to make ANY cold, especially a chest cold, go away FASTER!

AND... nasal flushing using 'neutral salinity' water - get those germs OUT of your airways!!! Reduce your virus load!!! You can make your own system with a funnel and a hose. You should boil the water first and let it cool to body temp before using, though... kill off any water-born parasites that the city water system might have missed.

But MOST DEFINITELY - ALCOHOL!!!

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I take the bullet

Give me my 1.5m corona chan waifu

What supplies do I have?

Imagine having no argument at all so you just have to repeat shill over and over again
>t. you

hellooooooooooooo Yas Forums.
how you're doing today?

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what's the average CFR, excluding china?

Ecuador now

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