>curve already flattening >markets already recovering >no loss of water, food, internet, power etc >no more videos (you'd think if the outbreak is growing there'd be more, but no)
Woah, what a spectacular happening. Can /cvg/ just admit at this point they got over hyped by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news? Probably not.
I find it pretty funny actually, watching them cope with the dropping numbers and abysmal death rate.
Every couple months it's something different with you. It never happens, just accept it already.
>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Anyone who shorted the markets in January and went long at 18,500 is set for life. The nothingburgers who stayed quiet for months waiting for it to pass lost an opportunity that only happens once every 100 years.
If /cvg/ didn't make you rich, you're looking at decades of wageslaving once the lockdowns are over.
Well, you have to think that without historic travel restrictions, canceling every mass gathering, and stay at home orders around the world, the numbers would be higher. Really no reason to it wouldn't have infected a majority of the planet.
Sure, anybody that thought these measures weren't going to work is a doomer. No need to take it a step further than that for the sake of being a contrarian.
Carter Bailey
What I never understood is why was toilet paper the first to turn into a hot commodity.
Gabriel Anderson
the essence of western dignity
Ryder Hall
inb4 its just the beggining of the end
Brody Price
>oh no people are dying People literally die everyday at rates 100x that of Corona. Grow up snowflake.
Logan Powell
Agenda 21
Justin Flores
they say economic colalpse but it was going to happen anyway really soon with how inflated trump and other right-wing countries got
Brayden Powell
Women.
Bentley Evans
>>no more videos
i have only videos from media (mostly stockvideos) and videos from private people that nothing happen. there are absolute no videos from people like in china ! Everybody has some handy bud nobody talks about how sick he is except promis and politicans.
i hate to admit it, but you're right. looks like the virus isn't going to cause that many problems after all. they're predicting worst case scenario is 80k dead in the US. literally flu numbers
Parker Perry
I agree. The dead people are faking it because they want to take our guns away.
Nolan Phillips
what dead people ? i dont see any.
Zachary Rogers
And the rate of infection is going way down. It’ll a lot lower by the end of the month.
Liam Parker
>no loss of internet Thank God.
Gavin Jones
it's the beginning of the beginning of the end, retard
>i have only videos from media (mostly stockvideos) some glow niggers keep splicing the footage of the stacks of black body bags from an Iranian morgue into videos from other countries for fear points
how do you now that? Coronavirus has been around for decades. People who died of other causes in the past will now be attributed to Corona... It's absolute bullshit. It's amazing that we are this stupid.
Ethan Fisher
They got what they wanted, and they wanted people to be afraid. I went to the store today and saw more people than ever with gloves and face masks. Wagies dedicated to wiping down carts. Plastic coof barriers between cashier and customer. Tons of signage advising to wash your hands and to coover your coof. Markers on the floor to designate 6 ft distances as you wait in line. Things aren't gonna go back to normal for a while, even if America gets the green light to open back up. People are gonna stay spooked from this shit.
Julian Miller
Guardians of the TP
Connor Lewis
Perhaps but I’m not.
Aiden King
>less than a dollar to protect yourself >HERE'S 1000 REASONS WHY YOU DON'T NEED TO ever heard of risk reward children?
Tyler Walker
Keep being afraid of the spooky virus
Juan Cruz
>economic colalpse but it was going to happen anyway I'm thinking that this may be part of it. they needed to avoid a worldwide depression? any input on this?
Hunter Carter
All the shills rooting for the Chinese virus are ignorant, stupid, or legit Chinese.
Evan Howard
>/cvg/ happening faggots: "we need to do something or we will all die from Corona!" >Countries take drastic steps to limit Corona and it's spread >/cvg/ happening faggots: "NOOOOOO STOOOOOOP! YOU'RE RUINING MY HAPPENING!"
>unable process basic information for over a month
I'll let you in on a little secret. It's because people know they will be put into mandatory quarantine if they catch the virus that the television has told them is highly infectious and they don't want to have a shitty ass if that were to happen.
Yeah for like 2 or 3 weeks You'd manage with a 4 pack if you're a single person, nobody needed to buy more than a single family sized pack.
Jordan Clark
I don't care! I've been on acid and cocaine the whole time and still making money working from home. Its been great!
Jonathan Mitchell
Anyone who shorted the markets in January and who works in government should have their assets seized and be publicly executed because their fake gay bullshit panic impoverished millions of people.
Grayson Carter
only deadly for the vaccine tards
Robert Robinson
I live alone and bought a 12 pack back in February. I go through a roll a month
Austin Cook
A ROLL PER DAY
Mason Sullivan
How can we make this worse
Nicholas Nguyen
the economy was showing signs of weakness before the virus even existed. the real happening is going to be the economic crash. the markets are about to crash again. you aint seen nothing yet kid.
Shelf space. WHen someone goes out and takes 2 24 pacs of toilet paper off the shelves there is now a huge gap in the shelves. If you go take 2 jars of jam youve opened up barely any shelf space. The toilet paper shit was just a meme to distract normies from food running low.
Ian Hernandez
Worst case scenario is 2.2m dead, best case is 80k dead you shill
yeah but at what cost to the economy? as soon as the economy opens up again cases explode again. this is a rock and a hard place that is going to cause a global depression, which is the real happening that no one sees coming because they're all distracted by the nothing burger.
>as soon as the economy opens up again cases explode again depends on how much damage all the lockdown social distancing bullshit caused to us reaching herd immunity. if we only reached 50% herd immunity we'll see a small second wave of this in 6 months or so. if we'd just let it run it's course by not shutting down the schools we'd be at 80% by now and it'd be over. and i was right. new cases peaked most places around the world one to two weeks ago.
Isaac Clark
in short, everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, be they individuals, banks, institutions, businesses, the government, are all up to their eyeballs in debt, and the economy as a whole is massively overleveraged. and what's worse is that the fed cannot lower interest rates any further to encourage growth like it did in the past. this is going to cause a massive deflationary deleveraging. you're about to see a wave of bankruptcies because this lockdown has all but killed the revenue of businesses, and because they have so much debt and no cash, they cant afford to keep the lights on with no revenue for longer than a month. this is on top of people being unable to pay rent, which will cause mortgage defaults and banks to fail.
Kayden Allen
Do you see the corporate bond debt market crashing? Awfully hard to make those interest payments when everything is shut down.
Gabriel Cruz
>Biggest nothingburger in history I'm not sure this qualifies as a nothingburger it sure seems like something happened. You are dead chang. You don't know it yet, but you are already dead.
>6 months or so you don't get it. 1-2 months of lockdown is already a guaranteed global depression.
Lincoln Anderson
The cases clearly went up from 9 and 10 days ago, every dip you scream ITS OVER NOTHING BURGER CONFIRMED and then the cases rise again and you slink away until theres a day where its lower. If we have week of consistent day over day decreases you have my permission to come back and say its over.
Lincoln Cruz
yes
Grayson Brown
>>curve already flattening Not everywhere, user. >>markets already recovering Markets go up then fall down harder. You fucking faggots keep jumping the gun you're so desperate for a nothing burger, but all it does is make you look completely retarded. >>no loss of water, food, internet, power etc That would only happen if the majority of the population was sick or dying, and we haven't reached that point yet. >>no more videos (you'd think if the outbreak is growing there'd be more, but no) People are busy hunkering down in their homes because of a QUARANTINE you fucking retard, especially in areas where there's a large outbreak of covid-19.
no shit the rules are being bent to make corona look scarier than it is >be in the hospital with terminal lung cancer >catch corona when i was going to die in a month anyway >lung cancer loses a death >corona gains a death
Angel Foster
Fucking captchas taking forever. Thanks for explaining
Isaac Roberts
>says the only country where it's currently growing exponentially
