>cant go to the bar
>cant go to the club
>no parties
>all schools are shut down
>no one is really outside and no girl is gonna wanna talk
etc
I'm literally getting cockblocked by the government so a few more boomers can escape the day of the pillow
>cant go to the bar
>cant go to the club
>no parties
>all schools are shut down
>no one is really outside and no girl is gonna wanna talk
etc
I'm literally getting cockblocked by the government so a few more boomers can escape the day of the pillow
>implying you would get laid in the first place
>implying i wouldnt
>implying you would
I feel you bro all my thots are from the countryside and they are all scared to come to the city
speak for yourself I just finish having sex with my gf
Im hoping that once this shit blows over it will be super easy to get laid because all the girls will have gone so long without dick + people will wanna party
embrace the silence and the loneliness...fag
Post pics of her feet
But aren't normies still hooking up on tinder and bumble?
Damn! Old girl's got ass!
people dont wanna they dont wanna catch the virus
Nice tranny
Damn, I honestly expected normies to prioritize random hook-ups over safety.
Nuffin burgers don’t have sex. They are fine at least.
this is only gonna drive men further insane, also i hope all the bars and clubs dont close permanently because I mean how are they gonna pay their bills with 0 business? in some places their not even allowed to be open
I predict the Corona pandemic will usher in another era of baby boomers. those who are single are out of luck but the couples that already exist have nothing to do every day but bang. condoms are mostly unavailable and prices have sky rocketed due to short supply.
there will be a flood if babies popping up 2021.
Bump
> covid is making people not fornicate
> people are quarantined with their gfs and getting them pregnant
based and redpilled
What are you talking about? My wife and I have been fucking more than usual. Trying to make that pandemic baby.
ill never stop being tired of people downplaying sex for the sake of sex and instead acting like its just a means to an end rather than the end itself
This
I'm having WAY more sex with my wife in the privacy of my own home idiot. All the degenerates aren't having sex, and that's a good thing.
This. Been fucking my wife so much I had to cause a fight just so I could relax and play vidya for a bit.
Oh shit... same here!
My sides are in orbit!
your rubber gf misses you
post physique, i doubt you could get laid
>he actually thinks women aren't having sex right now
chad doesn't care about coronavirus
>I'm literally getting cockblocked by the government
You're also kidding yourself
Some are but even the normie girls and chads are complaining
No Im not
Like I care I haven't had much opportunity to meet a nice girl even before corona
Imagine shooting a Covid drenched load on your true love. It spoils the mood even thinking about it.
So we have to stay inside and dont get laid?
Business as usual.
The amount of sex in the universe is always equal. This shit has been great for me. Please Freya, let the pull out method hold true.
get married and fuck your wife, degenerated idiot.
>downturn in population growth
>welp guess we're gonna have to import more brown people
>I'm literally getting cockblocked by the government so a few more boomers can escape the day of the pillow
Everyone else is getting laid non stop due to this sorry OP
> I just had sex , WITH A GIRL!
You kidding me? Ive never had more sex than i have in the last month. Only time i go out is to see my fuckbuddy. Only time she goes out is to see me. I mustve shot a liter of cum in her pussy and ass by this point
lucky you
I use plenty of fish. Go on there and start searching. You can easily find a fat lonely 40+ year old roastie whos dying for a young stud like you to give her coomies. Play the game instead of sitting out fren
>Covid is making people not have se
Oh yeah, it's Covid that's doing that.. right guys?
Entire site: *pic related*
idk they could be trying to get preggo, plus those sites barely work unless buff
really ill never get over how hypocritical Yas Forums is, bragging about having sex with their girls but when I tell em how I play to get laid once this shit passes and oh im a degenerate coomer
women r very needy when they r scared.
i had a thicc brapper stop for a second as i passed by her, then two minutes after she followed me to a shop the other day.
fuck niggers
Fuck off. I was gonna get a fucking raise and promotion til this chink bullshit wrecked everything. Fuck them all. If you can't get laid without starting in a bar, enjoy the herpes.
Chad has immunity to every disease from coming from a long line of chad genetics of fucking hundreds of girls each generation
You're on Yas Forums complaining about how you can't get laid. You weren't going to bro.
The bar scene was dead before corona virus.
im stuck with a fucking govt lockdown and there are no girls to go talk to, stfu cuck
Mmhm.
Too bad you're not married. Then you'd know who you're not having sex with, faggot.
Use a condom, pull out, and make that bitch take birth control. Youre not a coomer to me friend. Everyone is a little bored and stir crazy right now. Those who have something to fuck are fucking that something, and everyone else is masturbating. I have a lot of videos over the last month of my fwb shoving things in her ass
Based BakuGOD poster
What's stopping you from holding underground orgy parties?
>BakuGOD
idk who it is, i just posted a random pic from my /cm/ collection
because this is what is all about retard.
reducing the world population.
not enough funding, one day though
People are still hooking up retard
>tfw stuck at home with my wife
>entire time has been spent working on our little hobby projects and fucking
Huehue
marriage is over rated. im not jealous of your wives im jealous that you have a pussy to stick your dick in
shut up chang this is your fault
>wahhh wahh wahhh look at me I can't get laid BUT I TOTALLY COULD YOU GUYS
Degenerate scum.
Loling at all the married people who are finally having prison grade sex with their wives cause they are stuck at home.